Urban Romance
Chapter 86 Sun Wukong wants to give me the art of transformation
Chapter 86 Sun Wukong wants to give me the art of transformation
Anonymous Immortal Official @宁小天: Xiaofan, don’t forget my nectar, I can tell you not to fool me with anything, otherwise, be careful if I report you as a fairy.
I crack!
This great god must be resentful that I didn't give him something good last time.
From now on, there are still many places where the "Great God" can be used, how can I offend it casually.
Ning Xiaotian@少名仙官: Hey, God guarantees that you have never tasted it.
Anonymous Immortal Official: (drooling), Xiaofan, hurry up and find me, I will be your most solid backing.
Let me go, this guy is actually drooling.
What kind of great god is this? He is a child who has never seen the world.
Ning Xiaotian expressed some sincerity again.
Originally Ning Xiaotian wanted to put away the phone, but a red envelope was sent from the phone.
I go!
Who took the initiative to send a red envelope directly?
However, when Ning Xiaotian clicked to view it, he was speechless.
Ding Dong!
Congratulations on receiving the 'MP4' from Monkey King.
Sun Wukong @宁小天: Brother, why did it turn black?Can't see it at all.
Ning Xiaotian has already extracted the MP4 at this time, how could it not be a black screen?Being able to persist until now before the screen goes black, the battery life is already solid.
Ning Xiaotian@孙悦婚: Great Sage, how is this baby?
Sun Wukong: Okay, great, it’s the first time that my old grandson feels that being a man is so powerful, you don’t know, what your sister-in-law looks like when she sees me now, she is simply obedient, haha.
sister in law?
Ning Xiaotian immediately understood, now that Monkey King is his eldest brother, then his sister-in-law must be the female monkey Xiaocui.
Ning Xiaotian thought that he had a female monkey as his sister-in-law, so fuck me!
However, Sun Wukong is a monkey, so it is normal to find a female monkey.
Ning Xiaotian: Great Sage, oh no, big brother, I am very excited to be able to help you.
Sun Wukong: Don't get excited, is that educational film still available?Your sister-in-law is also addicted to watching. We spent the night in the bridal chamber last night. This bitch has no sign of being tired at all.
When Ning Xiaotian heard what Sun Wukong said, he was also drunk immediately.
Ning Xiaotian: Brother, as far as I know, the Heavenly Court is very particular about rules and disciplines. Will you go too far? If the Jade Emperor finds out...
Sun Wukong: My brother, don’t mention this, I thought the same thing before, who knew that the Jade Emperor not only had a queen mother, but also many fairies in the Lingxiao Palace had affairs with him, and I went to him to steal wine again. I was also caught right, now that the old Jade Emperor has something in my hands, he dare not talk nonsense, otherwise, my old grandson is not a vegetarian.
It seems that the heaven is really not as pure as imagined. It is obvious that the so-called clear rules and disciplines are just the Jade Emperor's means to govern the gods. I don't know how many gods are secretly doing the same thing as Monkey King.
Ning Xiaotian: So that's how it is, big brother, you don't know, the educational film I found for you before was not easy.
Sun Wukong: Brother, you don’t want to ignore your brother, you are so good, I still want to use your treasure to hook up some girls in heaven.
Ning Xiaotian: It's not that they can't be found, it just takes some time, and it's more difficult anyway.
Monkey King is very smart, how could he not understand Ning Xiaotian's mind.
Sun Wukong: Brother, I won’t let your hard work be in vain. How about it, as long as you can guarantee that I will watch this educational film every day, I will give you some good things.
Ning Xiaotian was pleasantly surprised when he saw the baby.
Ning Xiaotian@孙悦婚: Brother, what baby?
Sun Wukong: You should also know the 72 changes that my old grandson has. As long as you can let my grandson watch educational videos every day, my grandson is willing to give you some changes.
Art of change?
Is it 72 changes?
Ning Xiaotian almost laughed out loud.
If you can learn Monkey King's 72 changes, then it will be more than just majestic in the future?
You must know that after Sun Wukong learned the 72 changes, his somersault cloud went directly to the sky and made trouble in the heavenly palace.
Ning Xiaotian quickly replied: Brother, are you going to teach me the 72 changes?
Sun Wukong: Let me go, brother, you are too greedy, besides, these 72 changes can only be learned under special circumstances, otherwise, I will teach my monkey Sun Du from Huaguo Mountain side.
When Ning Xiaotian heard this, he was immediately disappointed.
Ning Xiaotian: But just now you said that you taught me the art of transformation?
Sun Wukong: I can condense my mana in the monkey hair. Here you are, you can use the monkey hair to change yourself in a short period of time. However, this is also very harmful to my mana. Therefore, it is impossible to give you frequently.
In fact, even so, Ning Xiaotian was overjoyed.
Ning Xiaotian: Brother, thank you very much. When I go to find educational films, it may still be useful.
Sun Wukong: Brother, it's done.
Ding Dong!
Congratulations on getting the 'Transformed Monkey Hair' from Monkey King.
Ning Xiaotian quickly checked the inventory.
Transfigured Monkey Hair
Efficacy: Monkey hair transformed from Monkey King's essence and blood. After being crushed, it can transform itself into any creature, plant, object, etc., for 60 seconds.
Wouldn't having this magical monkey hair be equivalent to getting 72 transformations?
Although it can only have the effect for 60 seconds, it can change into any form at will during those 60 seconds.
"Ha ha--"
Ning Xiaotian completely forgot himself, and even burst out laughing.
At this time, the driver who was driving and Lin Shuya who was sitting in the back row were startled by Ning Xiaotian's sudden laughter.
The driver shook his hands in fright and almost bumped his head against the railing on the side of the road.
"Brother, what are you doing? You scared me to death." The driver said to Ning Xiaotian with lingering fear.
"Sorry, sorry, I just thought of a joke, so..."
"..."
"ill!"
Lin Shuya in the back row heard such a sentence quietly.
Ning Xiaotian suddenly smiled wryly, but did not respond.
Not long after, the taxi stopped at the gate of Jianghai University.
Ning Xiaotian sent Lin Shuya back to the girls' dormitory. Although Lin Shuya looked very dissatisfied with Ning Xiaotian, she still did not refuse Ning Xiaotian to send her off.
Who is Lin Shuya?The goddess of Jianghai University, and also the top iceberg goddess.
Ning Xiaotian and her walked on the campus, invisibly attracting countless complicated eyes.
"and many more!"
When Lin Shuya was about to go upstairs, Ning Xiaotian suddenly spoke.
Lin Shuya immediately looked at Ning Xiaotian with a puzzled expression.
"Do you still have the mask from before?"
Lin Shuya frowned when she heard Ning Xiaotian's words, and said, "You want more?"
Ning Xiaotian nodded firmly.
Lin Shuya looked at Ning Xiaotian with obviously weird eyes, as if looking at a psychopath.
Lin Shuya hesitated for a while, and finally said: "Okay, you wait here, and I will throw it down for you."
"No problem." Ning Xiaotian chuckled.
Looking at Ning Xiaotian's innocent smile, Lin Shuya was also drunk, why would a big man want a woman's mask?What kind of psychology is this?
Ning Xiaotian didn't think so much. He sent the mask to Chang'e before, promising that Chang'e would supply the mask in the future, but he forgot to check the brand of the mask. If the one he bought was different, Chang'e would definitely Asked.
Not long after, Lin Shuya threw a box of mask down the stairs, and Ning Xiaotian picked it up accurately.
However, looking up from the bottom, Ning Xiaotian clearly saw the doubts in Lin Shuya's eyes.
Forget it, just be suspicious if you have doubts, I still can't talk about giving the mask to Chang'e.
Holding the mask, I quickly returned to the boys' dormitory.
On the way, Ning Xiaotian took a photo of the mask box for convenience when buying it in the future.
Push the door in.
The three people in the dormitory are drinking 'RIO Cocktail' while watching the video of the game.
"Hey, the fourth child came back from a date so soon?"
"Dating?"
When Ning Xiaotian heard Li Hao's words, he immediately looked puzzled, walked over and picked up an unopened bottle of 'RIO Cocktail' on the table, and easily removed the bottle cap with his fingers.
"I wipe?"
"I go!"
"Fourth, are your hands made of steel? Have you caught up with the bottle opener?"
Ning Xiaotian was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that he had accidentally pretended to be a coward again.
"This may not be strong, what did you say about dating just now?"
"At noon, we saw you leaving the school with Linda Xiaohua. Don't tell us that you went to talk about life. To be honest, did you go to open a room?" Li Hao said with a smile.
what the hell!
Who are this group of people? Why are they full of such dirty things in their minds, such as opening a house every day.
"You think too much, you just went to see her grandpa."
"Fuck me, see your parents so soon?"
(End of this chapter)
Anonymous Immortal Official @宁小天: Xiaofan, don’t forget my nectar, I can tell you not to fool me with anything, otherwise, be careful if I report you as a fairy.
I crack!
This great god must be resentful that I didn't give him something good last time.
From now on, there are still many places where the "Great God" can be used, how can I offend it casually.
Ning Xiaotian@少名仙官: Hey, God guarantees that you have never tasted it.
Anonymous Immortal Official: (drooling), Xiaofan, hurry up and find me, I will be your most solid backing.
Let me go, this guy is actually drooling.
What kind of great god is this? He is a child who has never seen the world.
Ning Xiaotian expressed some sincerity again.
Originally Ning Xiaotian wanted to put away the phone, but a red envelope was sent from the phone.
I go!
Who took the initiative to send a red envelope directly?
However, when Ning Xiaotian clicked to view it, he was speechless.
Ding Dong!
Congratulations on receiving the 'MP4' from Monkey King.
Sun Wukong @宁小天: Brother, why did it turn black?Can't see it at all.
Ning Xiaotian has already extracted the MP4 at this time, how could it not be a black screen?Being able to persist until now before the screen goes black, the battery life is already solid.
Ning Xiaotian@孙悦婚: Great Sage, how is this baby?
Sun Wukong: Okay, great, it’s the first time that my old grandson feels that being a man is so powerful, you don’t know, what your sister-in-law looks like when she sees me now, she is simply obedient, haha.
sister in law?
Ning Xiaotian immediately understood, now that Monkey King is his eldest brother, then his sister-in-law must be the female monkey Xiaocui.
Ning Xiaotian thought that he had a female monkey as his sister-in-law, so fuck me!
However, Sun Wukong is a monkey, so it is normal to find a female monkey.
Ning Xiaotian: Great Sage, oh no, big brother, I am very excited to be able to help you.
Sun Wukong: Don't get excited, is that educational film still available?Your sister-in-law is also addicted to watching. We spent the night in the bridal chamber last night. This bitch has no sign of being tired at all.
When Ning Xiaotian heard what Sun Wukong said, he was also drunk immediately.
Ning Xiaotian: Brother, as far as I know, the Heavenly Court is very particular about rules and disciplines. Will you go too far? If the Jade Emperor finds out...
Sun Wukong: My brother, don’t mention this, I thought the same thing before, who knew that the Jade Emperor not only had a queen mother, but also many fairies in the Lingxiao Palace had affairs with him, and I went to him to steal wine again. I was also caught right, now that the old Jade Emperor has something in my hands, he dare not talk nonsense, otherwise, my old grandson is not a vegetarian.
It seems that the heaven is really not as pure as imagined. It is obvious that the so-called clear rules and disciplines are just the Jade Emperor's means to govern the gods. I don't know how many gods are secretly doing the same thing as Monkey King.
Ning Xiaotian: So that's how it is, big brother, you don't know, the educational film I found for you before was not easy.
Sun Wukong: Brother, you don’t want to ignore your brother, you are so good, I still want to use your treasure to hook up some girls in heaven.
Ning Xiaotian: It's not that they can't be found, it just takes some time, and it's more difficult anyway.
Monkey King is very smart, how could he not understand Ning Xiaotian's mind.
Sun Wukong: Brother, I won’t let your hard work be in vain. How about it, as long as you can guarantee that I will watch this educational film every day, I will give you some good things.
Ning Xiaotian was pleasantly surprised when he saw the baby.
Ning Xiaotian@孙悦婚: Brother, what baby?
Sun Wukong: You should also know the 72 changes that my old grandson has. As long as you can let my grandson watch educational videos every day, my grandson is willing to give you some changes.
Art of change?
Is it 72 changes?
Ning Xiaotian almost laughed out loud.
If you can learn Monkey King's 72 changes, then it will be more than just majestic in the future?
You must know that after Sun Wukong learned the 72 changes, his somersault cloud went directly to the sky and made trouble in the heavenly palace.
Ning Xiaotian quickly replied: Brother, are you going to teach me the 72 changes?
Sun Wukong: Let me go, brother, you are too greedy, besides, these 72 changes can only be learned under special circumstances, otherwise, I will teach my monkey Sun Du from Huaguo Mountain side.
When Ning Xiaotian heard this, he was immediately disappointed.
Ning Xiaotian: But just now you said that you taught me the art of transformation?
Sun Wukong: I can condense my mana in the monkey hair. Here you are, you can use the monkey hair to change yourself in a short period of time. However, this is also very harmful to my mana. Therefore, it is impossible to give you frequently.
In fact, even so, Ning Xiaotian was overjoyed.
Ning Xiaotian: Brother, thank you very much. When I go to find educational films, it may still be useful.
Sun Wukong: Brother, it's done.
Ding Dong!
Congratulations on getting the 'Transformed Monkey Hair' from Monkey King.
Ning Xiaotian quickly checked the inventory.
Transfigured Monkey Hair
Efficacy: Monkey hair transformed from Monkey King's essence and blood. After being crushed, it can transform itself into any creature, plant, object, etc., for 60 seconds.
Wouldn't having this magical monkey hair be equivalent to getting 72 transformations?
Although it can only have the effect for 60 seconds, it can change into any form at will during those 60 seconds.
"Ha ha--"
Ning Xiaotian completely forgot himself, and even burst out laughing.
At this time, the driver who was driving and Lin Shuya who was sitting in the back row were startled by Ning Xiaotian's sudden laughter.
The driver shook his hands in fright and almost bumped his head against the railing on the side of the road.
"Brother, what are you doing? You scared me to death." The driver said to Ning Xiaotian with lingering fear.
"Sorry, sorry, I just thought of a joke, so..."
"..."
"ill!"
Lin Shuya in the back row heard such a sentence quietly.
Ning Xiaotian suddenly smiled wryly, but did not respond.
Not long after, the taxi stopped at the gate of Jianghai University.
Ning Xiaotian sent Lin Shuya back to the girls' dormitory. Although Lin Shuya looked very dissatisfied with Ning Xiaotian, she still did not refuse Ning Xiaotian to send her off.
Who is Lin Shuya?The goddess of Jianghai University, and also the top iceberg goddess.
Ning Xiaotian and her walked on the campus, invisibly attracting countless complicated eyes.
"and many more!"
When Lin Shuya was about to go upstairs, Ning Xiaotian suddenly spoke.
Lin Shuya immediately looked at Ning Xiaotian with a puzzled expression.
"Do you still have the mask from before?"
Lin Shuya frowned when she heard Ning Xiaotian's words, and said, "You want more?"
Ning Xiaotian nodded firmly.
Lin Shuya looked at Ning Xiaotian with obviously weird eyes, as if looking at a psychopath.
Lin Shuya hesitated for a while, and finally said: "Okay, you wait here, and I will throw it down for you."
"No problem." Ning Xiaotian chuckled.
Looking at Ning Xiaotian's innocent smile, Lin Shuya was also drunk, why would a big man want a woman's mask?What kind of psychology is this?
Ning Xiaotian didn't think so much. He sent the mask to Chang'e before, promising that Chang'e would supply the mask in the future, but he forgot to check the brand of the mask. If the one he bought was different, Chang'e would definitely Asked.
Not long after, Lin Shuya threw a box of mask down the stairs, and Ning Xiaotian picked it up accurately.
However, looking up from the bottom, Ning Xiaotian clearly saw the doubts in Lin Shuya's eyes.
Forget it, just be suspicious if you have doubts, I still can't talk about giving the mask to Chang'e.
Holding the mask, I quickly returned to the boys' dormitory.
On the way, Ning Xiaotian took a photo of the mask box for convenience when buying it in the future.
Push the door in.
The three people in the dormitory are drinking 'RIO Cocktail' while watching the video of the game.
"Hey, the fourth child came back from a date so soon?"
"Dating?"
When Ning Xiaotian heard Li Hao's words, he immediately looked puzzled, walked over and picked up an unopened bottle of 'RIO Cocktail' on the table, and easily removed the bottle cap with his fingers.
"I wipe?"
"I go!"
"Fourth, are your hands made of steel? Have you caught up with the bottle opener?"
Ning Xiaotian was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that he had accidentally pretended to be a coward again.
"This may not be strong, what did you say about dating just now?"
"At noon, we saw you leaving the school with Linda Xiaohua. Don't tell us that you went to talk about life. To be honest, did you go to open a room?" Li Hao said with a smile.
what the hell!
Who are this group of people? Why are they full of such dirty things in their minds, such as opening a house every day.
"You think too much, you just went to see her grandpa."
"Fuck me, see your parents so soon?"
(End of this chapter)
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