Small profiteers in the Three Realms

Chapter 149

I go!Someone actually robbed him of business!
Moreover, the person robbing the business is the famous miracle doctor Hua Tuo!
There is no fairy style at all!
It looks like a vendor in a market!
However, Lin Zheng soon understood the mystery.

I remember the last time Sun Dasheng revealed that the salary of their gods is not high, only a few thousand cents a year.

It seems that this genius doctor Hua Tuo must have become jealous after seeing that he made a lot of money selling Sprite!
But it's normal to think about it.

Although the Sprite I sell is not expensive, only 10 cents a bottle, but it can't hold much. In a short time, I sold 2000 bottles and successfully earned 20000 cents, almost catching up with their ten-year salary.

Such a huge market, no wonder if you are jealous! ! !
Judging by Hua Tuo's point of view, he is very satisfied with what he has developed, which is even better than Sprite.

What the hell is it that dares to openly yell at yourself?

With doubts, Lin Zheng clicked on the mall system and found the things that Hua Tuo consigned.

"Shun Qi Liquid???!!!
This name is so low! ! !

With such a name, you dare to yell at your own Sprite?
The name is already a complete failure, okay!
Moreover, dare to bid 15 cents!It's just asking for death! "

After complaining a lot, Lin Zheng clicked the buy button, adhering to the combat policy of knowing yourself and your enemy and winning a hundred battles.

A bottled drink appears in the treasure chest.

Looking at the bottle of drink in the treasure chest, Lin Zheng almost collapsed.

Depend on!
Actually used a Sprite bottle! ! !

Where did Hua Tuo get these bottles? ? ?
Could it be that he recycled it? ? ?
Has it been cleaned and sanitized? ? ?
With various questions, Lin Zheng took out the bottle of drink and put it on the table.

Gently open the lid, a burst of peach fragrance hits the nostrils.

"Although it looks like a counterfeit product, it still tastes good!"

Lin Zheng muttered something, carefully looking at the new product developed by Hua Tuo.

Although the empty bottle of Sprite was stolen, the liquid inside is original because it smells very different.

The liquid is light pink, it looks and feels good, and it is very different from the pigmented drinks on the market.

Soon, Lin Zheng discovered a particularly strange place.

Ordinary Sprite, when the lid is opened, the carbon dioxide in it will rise upwards due to the pressure problem, which is the so-called upwelling of bubbles.

However, for the thing Hua Tuo sells, for some reason, the bubbles in the liquid go down.

Looking at those bubbles going down, Lin Zheng scratched his head in confusion.

This is not scientific! ! !
Why do the bubbles go down! ! !
After thinking for a long time but unable to come up with a reason, Lin Zheng decided to taste it.

"No matter how you say it, Hua Tuo is a genius doctor after all. The things he developed should not kill people, and he should also sterilize those bottles."

Lin Zheng comforted himself, lifted the bottle, and took a sip.

"Well, the taste is not bad, refreshing and refreshing, especially the fragrance of peaches, which makes people's mouth full of fragrance."

After taking the first sip, Lin Zheng instantly forgot all the questions he had just now, and took another big sip.

After taking a big gulp, he felt unsatisfied, so he lifted the bottle and gulped it down.

After drinking it, Lin Zheng felt a little unsatisfied, and his mouth was filled with a faint fragrance and sweet feeling.

"Not to mention, the miracle doctor is worthy of being a miracle doctor, and the thing he developed is really not bad..."

Before Lin Zheng finished praising Hua Tuo, he suddenly felt a very special feeling.

There was a sudden feeling of swelling in the stomach, and then a warm current flowed from the stomach to the abdomen.

After this warm current swam through the intestines, it rushed towards a special part! ! !
Lin Zheng suddenly realized what was going to happen, and hurriedly raised his anus.

However, this warm current is very strong, breaking through all the defenses like a bamboo, and rushing towards the gate at the buttocks.

Boom~~~~~~~~~
Chi~~~~~~~~~
With a loud noise, a pale pink fart was born! ! !
Unfortunately, this fart was so powerful that it broke Lin Zheng's pants.

Looking at the large expanse of pale pink gas behind him, and the collapsed pants, Lin Zheng was frightened dumbfounded! ! !
Fuck me! ! !

What is this? ? ?
Is it a fart? ? ?

After standing there in a daze for a long time, Lin Zheng finally came back to his senses.

Suddenly, a feeling of shame welled up in my heart.

I actually let out a coaxing and colorful fart!

The most important thing is that the pants are all broken!

Too embarrassing for Nima!

At this time, the phone vibrated violently, as if convulsed.

Lin Zheng hurriedly picked up his mobile phone to check, it turned out that the trading group of the Three Realms exploded.

The people inside were all screaming at Hua Tuo.

Nezha: Hua Tuo, come out! (Three kitchen knives) What the hell did you develop?Drink a bottle and fart loudly, and it's still colored! ! !How dare you sell 15 cents for this kind of thing! ! !

Bull Demon King: That's outrageous! (Contemptuously) You profiteer! ! !
Yang Jian: Hua Tuo, I want to kill you! (angry) After Xiaotiangou drank this stuff, the puff of smoke disappeared, and I don't know where it went!If he doesn't come back, I'll treat you like a roaring dog! ! !

Sun Wukong: Hua Tuo, you profiteer!Believe it or not, you will be the first fairy to be shot to death by slippers? (n kitchen knives)

……

The group exploded completely, and all kinds of crusades and threats were flying all over the sky.

Hua Tuo, the person involved, couldn't bear the tremendous pressure and hurriedly came out to explain.

Hua Tuo: All great immortals, calm down! (clasping fists) Please let me explain. (Pitiful)
Sun Wukong: You'd better explain clearly, or I will smash your cave right away. (angry)
Nezha: The blasting group is ready.

Red Boy: The second blasting team is ready.

Yang Jian: The three blasting groups are ready.

……

Hua Tuo: Calm down, calm down! (sweat)

Hua Tuo: All great immortals, please listen to me.Although the taste of Sprite is excellent, after my research, I found that there is a gas in it that is very bad for teeth and stomach.

Hua Tuo: After this gas enters the body, it will form a slightly erosive liquid.

Hua Tuo: Although all of you are immortals and your bodies have been tempered, it is not advisable to drink a lot. If you drink for tens of millions of years, it is difficult to guarantee that there will be no problems.Therefore, I developed this healthy drink, Shun Qi Liquid.

Hua Tuo: According to traditional Chinese medicine, people have three treasures: sweating, farting, and sneezing.Although farting is unsightly, it is good for health. There is air circulation between the internal organs.

Hua Tuo didn't finish his sentence, and the fryer went underground again.

Nezha: Nonsense, the theory you mentioned is effective for mortals, but it is useless for us and other immortals! !
Honghaier: That's right, that's right, he's secretly changing concepts, don't believe it.

Yang Jian: Get ready to explode!
……

Lin Zheng didn't look at the subsequent conversation, because a big idea suddenly popped up in his heart...

　The second one is here. . .Dear friends, there are two updates today, I will find another time to make up, sorry.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)