Small profiteers in the Three Realms

Chapter 343 Donor, borrow a fire

"Fight the Landlord?! Do you think I'm stupid?"

The burly man in plain clothes reprimanded angrily: "You don't even have playing cards, what kind of landlords are you fighting against?"

The monk unhurriedly took out a deck of cards from his pocket, and said with a smile, "Look, benefactor, the playing cards are here!"

Looking at the deck of playing cards, Lin Zheng and Lu Bu were dumbfounded on the spot!
What surprised them was not the deck of playing cards, but a red packing sleeve sandwiched inside the playing cards.

Finished!

Now it's revealed!
The burly man in plain clothes picked up the condom and asked with a smile, "What is this?"

The monk said without blushing, "I don't know what the gift is for buying playing cards? You're laughing!"

"How dare you speak hard! The women in the next room are all recruited!"

The burly man in plain clothes waved his hand and said angrily, "Bring them all back to me for investigation!"

Hearing this, Lin Zheng frowned slightly.

He didn't do anything wrong, so he didn't worry about taking a trip.
However, Lu Bu can't do it!

The exchange meeting will start the day after tomorrow, and if something goes wrong during this period, it will be too much for the loss!
Thinking of this, Lin Zheng took a step forward and said to the strong man, "Can I take a step to speak?"

The burly man in plain clothes took a step back vigilantly, and said angrily, "Stand there honestly!"

Lin Zheng took out an ID from his pocket, and said in a low voice, "It's better to take a step and talk."

The burly man in plain clothes glanced at the ID card in Lin Zheng's hand, was taken aback for a moment, then changed color suddenly, nodded hurriedly and said, "Okay, let's talk in the corridor!"

Five minutes later, Lin Zheng and the strong man came back.

The anger on the plainclothes man's face was replaced by a smile.

He kept saying: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Then he left with people!
After the man left, Lu Bu leaned forward and asked, "What did you tell him?"

"What else do you think I can say?"

Lin Zheng shook his head speechlessly, and said, "It's just this one time, don't make another example!"

Lu Bu scratched his head with a smile and said nothing.

The monk walked up to Lin Zheng and said politely: "Benefactor, thank you, little monk!"

Lin Zheng smiled wryly and waved his hands. He was really powerless to complain about this Hua Monk!
The monk stood there and thought for a while, then installed the telephone line and called the front desk.

"Room 3009 wants a roasted whole lamb and three boxes of beer!"

After finishing speaking, he said to Lin Zheng: "Shi Zhuzhu turned the tide, and I would like to express my gratitude to you!"

Lu Bu laughed and said, "You monk Hua is very loyal!"

The monk said solemnly: "The kindness of a drop of water will be repaid by the spring!"

Lu Bu patted Lin Zheng on the shoulder and said, "This monk is really interesting!"

Lin Zheng smiled and asked, "Dare to ask Master's Dharma name?"

The monk clasped his hands together and said in a clear voice, "Young monk's Dharma name is not deceitful!"

The monk's southern accent was a little heavy, and Lin Zheng and Lu Bu heard the word 'not crazy' in their ears.

Lu Bu laughed loudly and said, "Monk, is your dharma name not good?"

The monk wondered, "What's wrong?"

Lu Bu laughed and said, "In my opinion, you are almost crazy to the sky, how dare you say you are not crazy!"

The monk was taken aback when he heard the words, but smiled without saying a word.

Lu Bu asked maliciously: "Monk Bukuang, let me ask you, what were you doing in that room just now?"

The monk replied with a solemn face, "I understand the true meaning of life!"

Lu Bu became interested and asked, "How do you feel?"

The monk said seriously: "Very good!"

Lu Bu asked with a smile, "What's a good way?"

The monk said solemnly: "Everyone has benefited a lot!"

Lu Bu continued to ask: "Do you know that people have benefited a lot?"

The monk clasped his hands together and replied, "Amitabha! Because the benefactor keeps saying don't stop!"

Puff~~~
Lin Zhenggang spewed out all the water he drank! ! !
He really admires this monk now! ! !

This rascal let him play, seriously! ! !
Convinced! ! !

Even Lu Bu couldn't help but give the monk 64 thumbs up silently in his heart!
During the conversation, the waiter delivered a delicious roasted whole lamb.

Pushing the dining car into the house, the waiter said politely: "Hello! The total consumption is 1200 yuan!"

The monk stared at the oily Quan Yang, pointed at Lin Zheng and said, "He is the owner of the house, and it is on his room bill!"

Hearing this, Lu Bu quit, patted the monk and asked, "Hey, that's not true! Didn't I say you're inviting me?"

The monk said seriously: "It is true that I invite you, but I have no money, so I can only borrow flowers to offer Buddha!"

Lv Bu said dumbfoundedly: "You are borrowing flowers to offer Buddha! It is clear that you are picking flowers from others and returning them!"

The monk said: "Look, at least I still have a pick, don't I?"

"You are messing around, I..."

Lin Zheng stopped Lu Bu and said, "Forget it! I happen to be a little hungry too! Let's eat together!"

Lu Bu shook his head with a wry smile and sat at the table.

The monk was not polite at all. He grabbed a leg of lamb and gnawed it happily.

Seeing this scene, Lin Zheng and Lu Bu were stunned.

Looking for women, eating meat, drinking, this monk is really crazy!
Lin Zheng asked curiously, "Where did you become a monk?"

The monk pointed to the northeast and said vaguely: "Putuo Temple!"

Lu Bu asked with a smile, "Won't the abbot in the temple punish you for doing this outside?"

The monk blew off a bottle of beer in one breath, hiccupped, and said, "Don't tell him!"

"Can you hide it?" Lin Zheng asked curiously.

"can!"

The monk resolutely said: "I will go back to the temple after the smell of wine, meat, and femininity are gone!"

Lin Zheng stared at Quan Yang in front of him, and asked again: "But you are worshiping Buddha! Aren't you afraid of guilt? Are you not afraid of Buddha's punishment?"

The monk wiped the mutton oil from the corner of his mouth, and said: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep them in his heart!"

"You monk, you're a bit hung up!"

Lv Bu smiled and said, "This sentence makes you say it, it's very appropriate!"

The monk smiled faintly, and ate the meat without saying a word.

Lin Zheng took a few mouthfuls and then he was not in the mood to eat any more. He watched the monk enjoy his meal.

This is a very blessed monk, with a fat head and big ears, and he has the demeanor of Maitreya Buddha.

But his style of acting is not so beautiful!

It can only be said that he is a very unreliable flower monk!
Most of the supper was eaten by Buyu, and Lu Bu and Lin Zheng basically didn't eat much.

After filling his stomach, the monk took out a box of soft Chinese from his pocket, took out one himself, and threw the cigarette box to Lin Zheng and Lu Bu.

After touching his body for a long time, he slapped his forehead suddenly and said:

"Oops! My Zippo lighter seems to have fallen while climbing the window!
That lighter is a limited edition!Oops!Pity! ! "

Under Lin Zheng's astonished gaze, the monk stretched out his hand to Lu Bu, "Benefactor, borrow a fire!"

Lu Bu lit a cigarette for him, and laughed loudly: "Monk, eat, drink, gamble and smoke, you are all five poisons in the world, so you are not afraid that the Buddha will put you in hell in a fit of anger?"

The monk looked at Lin Zheng, and said word by word: "As long as the Buddha is in your heart, why not be afraid of the five poisons! Heaven and hell are only a matter of thought, and it only depends on the direction of the heart!"

Lin Zheng was taken aback when he heard the words, and then his heart was shocked...

　The four changes are over! (I have made up what I owed yesterday!)

　　
　
(End of this chapter)