Small profiteers in the Three Realms

Chapter 482 Malphite's View on Love

The right eyelid twitched all night, which made Lin Zhengxin very annoyed!

It stands to reason that after becoming a fairy, you will be a fairy, and a fairy shouldn't be able to jump eyelids? !

But the truth is, not only jumping, but dancing endlessly!
In desperation, Lin Zheng tore off a piece of cloth and covered his eyes, a bit like a pirate captain.

Malphite was very understanding and handed over the burnt top hat: "My lord, you like cosplay! Put on my hat and you can become Captain Jack!"

"Go aside!"

Lin Zheng rolled his eyes at him: "Master's eyelids are jumping!"

Moffitt pointed to Lin Zheng's right eye, and said anxiously: "The left eye is making money and the right eye is making trouble, this is not a good omen!"

Lin Zheng looked at him and asked, "Where are you from?"

"New York!" Moffitt said proudly.

"You are a foreign devil, and you know that the left eye can make you rich and the right eye can make you suffer?" Lin Zheng was a little surprised.

Moffitt was very unhappy when he heard the words and said:

"You can look down on my nationality, but you can't look down on my ability!

who I am?The famous Malphite!An intelligence dealer who makes governments a headache!
It is no exaggeration to tell you that I know a lot of Chinese sayings! "

Lin Zheng laughed when he heard the words: "Hey! You're still out of breath after being fat!"

"It's true!"

Moffitt argued: "Is there no obstacle for us to communicate?"

Lin Zheng nodded.

That's right.

His English was very Chinese, but Malphite never missed the point.

With Lin Zheng's approval, Moffitt was a little proud, and said, "There is another explanation for the eyelid twitch."

Lin Zheng was taken aback. As a Chinese, he had never heard of other explanations for eyelid jumping.

Moffitt continued: "A twitching eyelid also means someone is whispering about you!"

"Sneezing is what people mutter about!" Lin Zheng corrected.

"Sneezing is just one of them, and so is twitching. Really!" Moffitt said very seriously.

Lin Zheng smiled and said, "No one should be muttering about me!"

"That's not right!"

Murphy pointedly said: "I don't know who is talking about you, but I know someone must be talking about you!"

"Who is it?" Lin Zheng became interested.

"Qin Yaoyao!" Malphite laughed.

"Her? It's possible!"

Lin Zheng nodded and said, "She didn't kill you, so she must have held grudges against me!"

"Hold grudges? NONONO!"

Malphite shook his head straight: "In your Chinese language, it should be miss!"

"Remember?"

Lin Zheng was slightly startled, and asked, "Thinking about killing you?"

"..."

Malphite stared at Lin Zheng, and said firmly, "I can assure you with my head, you are still a virgin, my lord!"

Lin Zheng was startled, touched his face subconsciously, and asked, "How did you tell?"

"Because you don't understand women's eyes!"

Malphite said slowly: "Think about it carefully, what did her eyes look like when she left?"

Lin Zheng held his chin and thought for a long time, then said, "Angry!"

Malphite laughed dumbfounded, and said, "That's a grievance!"

"Why Youyuan?" Lin Zheng was very confused.

Malphite pointed to the heart: "Because she thinks you don't take her to heart!"

"What a mess!"

Lin Zheng was speechless for a while, and asked, "Why should I care about her?"

"Because she thinks you should take her to heart!"

"Are you talking tongue twisters?"

"I am telling the truth!"

"Why does she think that?"

"My lord, with all due respect, a virgin like you is extremely rare!"

"What does this have to do with being a virgin?"

"Of course it matters! Because you can't read her eyes!"

"What does she look like?"

"like!"

"..."

Lin Zheng waved his hand, not wanting to talk to Malphite any more.

Only met once, stayed together for two days, and then rose to the point of liking?

Big joke!
I have to admit that the cultural differences between the East and the West are really great.

Maybe what Moffitt said was right, but it was probably aimed at foreign women.

Chinese women are not so unreserved!

As if guessing what Lin Zheng was thinking, Moffett said eloquently:
"My lord, in terms of cultivation, I am not one-tenth of yours.

However, when it comes to emotions, I, Malphite, are definitely the master!

I am very familiar with the eyes and psychology of women!
No matter how strong a woman is, she has a weak side, and they long to be sheltered.

And you, show up when she needs help the most!
So, the spark of emotion was ignited at that time.

From a biological point of view, this is determined by the genes in the bones, whether it is a person or a god, it cannot be avoided! "

Lin Zheng stared blankly at Malphite, and said, "You look like a magic stick now!"

"Fake!"

Murphy said anxiously: "What I said has scientific basis! I haven't missed a single class of Harvard University's psychology course!"

Lin Zheng smiled and said, "I didn't see it! You are quite self-motivated!"

"Of course, I...are we digressing?"

Malphite was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "Don't talk about me first, talk about you!"

Lin Zhengzhi waved his hand: "Don't talk about me! I don't believe what you said!"

Moffitt thought for a while, and said, "You Orientals are very face-saving. You obviously like it but don't admit it. It's not generous at all! If Qin Yaoyao was born in country A, she would have made her heart clear to you a long time ago!"

Lin Zheng shook his head: "You think too much!"

Malphite also shook his head: "Not much at all!"

Lin Zheng shook his head again: "There is a huge gap between the love views of the East and the West!"

Moffitt said firmly: "But the eyes don't lie! Including you!"

"Me?" Lin Zheng narrowed his eyes and said, "What's wrong with me?"

Malphite put his hand on Lin Zheng's chest and said, "Listen to what it says!"

Lin Zheng was slightly taken aback.

I don't know why, but my heart beat suddenly a little bit violently!

"Hahaha……"

Moffitt asked with a smile, "What does it say?"

Lin Zheng said with a guilty conscience, "It said it didn't feel it!"

Moffitt raised the corners of his mouth and smiled without saying a word.

After a long time, he sighed: "It's best not to feel! Because having a feeling means trouble! It is rumored that Qin Yaoyao and Li Mu are married with their fingertips!"

This was the second time Lin Zheng heard Malphite mention this matter.

For the first time, he felt nothing.

But this time, he...he didn't know how to describe the feeling.

Lin Zheng stopped, and Malphite followed, asking, "Have you figured it out? But, it's best not to figure it out!"

Lin Zheng shook his head and said, "Let's put aside the matter of men and women for now, and now we have to face the major issues of life and death!"

"A matter of life and death?"

When Moffitt saw Lin Zheng's solemn face again, he couldn't help being taken aback.

When he was about to ask, there was a crackling sound in the jungle above the sky.

Immediately afterwards, more than ten people appeared behind them.

Malphite turned slowly, then slumped on the ground.

In his lifetime, it was the first time he saw such a large gathering of powerful people...

　Tomorrow, I will start repaying my debts, and I owe 13 more!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)