Small profiteers in the Three Realms

Chapter 49 The Anxiety of the Immortals

uncle! ! !

When will there be such a young uncle? ? ?

I do not know how? ? ! ! !
Wang Yuzi stared blankly at Wu De, obviously not realizing what kind of seniority this was.

Lin Zheng smiled and said, "Do you understand what the dean means?"

"I understand, I understand!" Wu De nodded and said.

He is not a fool, since the dean wants to respectfully call this kid the eldest brother, then he cannot offend him no matter what.

"Are we still going to be fired? Are we still going to be sent to the police station for legal investigation?" Lin Zheng asked.

Cold sweat broke out on Wu De's forehead in an instant, and he hurriedly said: "Don't dare, dare not. You are Wang Shao's uncle, this is a family matter, and it is only natural for you to teach him a lesson."

Zhang Shan, Zhao Wu, and the two teachers behind Wu De looked at everything in front of them, their faces full of bewilderment.

Especially Zhang Shan and Zhao Wu, they couldn't be more familiar with Lin Zheng, and they had never heard that he and the dean were relatives.

Moreover, Lin Zheng's seniority is old enough!

Wang Yuzi came back to his senses and firmly refused to believe it was true. He cursed and said, "I said, Old Wu, are you showing off your head? Who is my uncle?"

Wu De said solemnly: "This is your uncle, it is absolutely true, and the dean ordered it."

"Fuck your shitty fart, I... ouch..."

Before he could finish speaking, Lin Zheng grabbed Wang Yuzi by the ear and came over.

Lin Zheng put on an appearance of an elder, and said with hatred: "Stinky boy, I am your uncle, this is your second uncle, he is your third uncle, you little bastard, if you don't learn well on weekdays, I'm idle all day, doing nothing, come, let your uncle discipline you well."

After finishing speaking, Lin Zheng called Zhang Shan and Zhao Wu, and beat Wang Yuzi again.

"Ouch... Oops... Stop hitting..."

"I'll wipe... I'm not finished with you..."

"Master...Master...I was wrong..."

"Old Wu, you idiot, stop them, I can't do it, I'm going to be beaten to death..."

Looking at Wang Yuzi who was treated as a human sandbag, Wu De looked helpless, stood aside obediently, and said:

"Young Master Wang, it's your family's business to beat your nephew. I'm not in a position to join in. Bear with it, it will pass soon."

After playing for half an hour or so, the three of them were exhausted.

Lin Zheng said, "Director Wu, take him away and go to the hospital."

"Okay, okay."

While Wu De agreed, he helped Wang Yuzi, who was already unconscious, and left in despair with the other two teachers.

When the turmoil came to an end, other students in the corridor opened their doors a little and watched quietly.

When they saw Wu Deshen helping Wang Yuzi out of the dormitory building, they immediately exploded.

"Wang Yuzi is the stunned guy who was beaten?"

"That's right, it's him, I can see clearly."

"Damn, who is so stupid, dare to beat the dean's son like that?"

"It seems to be the dormitory of the sociology department."

"Department of Sociology? Haven't heard of any awesome characters?"

"It's called a real person who doesn't show his face!!!"

"That makes sense. Didn't you see that the dean can't do anything about him?"

"That's right. If you were an ordinary student, you would have been expelled a long time ago. Judging by Director Wu's posture, you should have hit a hard nail."

……

While everyone was discussing and guessing wildly, Zhang Shan and Zhao Wu held Lin Zheng's arm with big faces and said loudly:

"Boss, you are so cool and flamboyant, please accept our chrysanthemum."

Lin Zheng was speechless for a while, and said with a smile, "Go away, I don't care about sex."

Zhang Shan asked cheerfully, "Boss, when did you become Wang Yuzi's uncle, why didn't we know?"

Lin Zheng said: "It's a long story to talk about, let Xiao Ming tell you, by the way, where did Xiao Ming go?"

Zhao Wu said: "Early this morning, he received a call saying that something happened at home and he went home."

"That's it."

Lin Zheng nodded and said to himself, no wonder, if Xiao Ming was here, Wang Yuzi wouldn't dare to hit someone.

After chatting for a while, Lin Zheng lay down on the bed, turned on his phone, and checked the Three Realms trading group for any new trends.

I haven't followed the group news all day, Lin Zheng is very afraid that he will miss the chance to grab the red envelope.

Looking through the chat records, he felt relieved.

The group is still full of teasing and teasing, and no one is giving out red envelopes.

When he turned to the latest chat message, his eyes lit up.

Founder Xingjun: Who has something that can make the beard smooth, please exchange it. @all members
Martial God of Wealth Guan Gong: Same request, same request.I have been washing my hair with acacia and plant ash, and the old man's beard is almost gone, and he is not beautiful at all. (tears)

Red Boy: For an old and disrespectful guy. (roll eyes)

Guan Gong, God of Wealth and Wealth: This means that the head can be broken, and the hairstyle and beard should not be messed up.What do you know, a little kid! (contemptuous)
Nanji Xianweng: What Wu Caishen said is very true. We have been troubled by this hairstyle and beard problem for many years. (tears)

Tang Sanzang: What you said is very true! ! ! (Applause) We are gods, if our beards and hair are disheveled, wouldn't it be insulting to the gods! ! ! (meditation)
Sun Wukong: Master, you don't have a hair on your forehead or chin, why join in the fun! ! ! (three blank eyes)
Tang Sanzang: Wukong, what you said makes no sense.The master has hair, but he often shaves it with the saber for the sake of the master, Amitabha.

Sun Wukong:  …

Sun Wukong: Right!You can ask Master Avalokitesvara, the water in her mutton fat jade purification bottle may have miraculous effects.

Master Guanyin: Pohou, the water in the suet jade bottle is holy water, how can it be used to wash hair?You are naughty! (angry)
Sun Wukong: (three tongues out)
……

Seeing all the gods worrying about washing their hair, Lin Zheng almost fainted.

Fairies actually love beauty too! ! !
The gods even wash their hair! ! !
This...is too unbelievable for your sister.

However, the next moment, Lin Zheng saw a huge business opportunity coming.

The gods in the sky must have at least one million and 80.

Among the 80 million gods, there must be 10,000+ bearded ones.

If I sold them the shampoo in the world, wouldn't I have to make a lot of money.

Just do it! ! !

Lin Zheng replied directly: All the gods, I have a treasure that can make hair and beard silky and smooth. (proud)

As soon as this remark came out, the crowd suddenly boiled.

Nezha: Look!Immortal friend Lin Zheng appeared, hurry up and watch.

Sun Wukong: Lin Zhengxian, I want to eat Laoganma spicy sauce! ! ! (three drools)
Purifying Altar Messenger: Brother, I want it too.

Yang Jian: And me. (Pitiful)
……

Lin Zheng: Calm down, calm down.Laoganma spicy sauce is a holy product, and it is not so easy to get.Today, we are talking about washing your hair. (sweat)

Founder Xingjun: Lin Zhengxian, do you really have a solution? (expect)

Lin Zheng: Of course, I guarantee that after you use my things, you will have black and beautiful hair, and even your beard will be smooth. (proud)

Martial God of Wealth Guan Gong: Brother Lin Zheng, give me some, give me some. (shy)

Lin Zheng: Uh... well, because this thing is very precious, so... (embarrassed)

Founder Xingjun: I understand, I understand.Friends Lin Zhengxian, please make an offer. (cool cool)

Lin Zheng: 1000 merit points.

As soon as this remark came out, the lively trading group suddenly disappeared...

(End of this chapter)