Small profiteers in the Three Realms

Chapter 6

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Taishang Laojun requests to add you as a friend...

Seeing this information, Lin Zheng was stunned.

He expected that there would be immortals as his friends, such as the greedy guy like the second senior brother.

But he never expected that Taishang Laojun would take the initiative to add him as a friend.

Although Lin Zheng didn't know much about China's mythology and history, he knew a lot about the Supreme Lord.

Taishang Laojun is the head of the Three Purities and a very high-ranking immortal in the heavenly court.

In addition to his superb alchemy, he is also the largest weapons dealer in the Three Realms.

The plantain fan, seven-star sword, vajra carving, Qiankun map and other familiar treasures of the fairy family are all made by him.

Of course, what impressed Lin Zheng the most was the strawberry-flavored eyeball last night.

Why does this great immortal who has already stepped outside the Three Realms and is not in the Five Elements add him as a friend?
Could it be that he is also interested in Laoganma Spicy Sauce?
Lin Zheng shook his head, not agreeing with this idea.

He is a great immortal, how could he be as greedy as the second senior brother.

why?
Could it be that he has seen his identity?
Thinking of this, Lin Zheng was shocked.

If the real body is seen through and kicked out of the group, it will be very bad.

After hesitating for a moment, Lin Zheng chose to add Taishang Laojun as a friend.

The current situation is not clear, so take one step at a time.

After pressing the accept button, the phone vibrated and a message came.

Taishang Laojun: Xiaoxian Lin Zheng, hello! (smile)

Three black lines appeared on Lin Zheng's forehead. The legendary immortal actually used emojis. My three views!
With an uneasy mood, Lin Zheng replied: Hello, old gentleman!I don't know what to do with me?

Taishang Laojun: After eating your Laoganma spicy sauce, Sun Wukong fell into a state of madness, telling everyone how delicious Laoganma spicy sauce is.After hearing this, the old man was quite curious and wanted to ask for a can to try. (three shy)

Seeing this message, Lin Zheng let out a long breath.

It seems that I have underestimated the delicacy of human food too much, and even immortals like Taishang Laojun have moved their hearts.

Lin Zheng thought over and over again, and decided not to give the Taishang Laojun spicy sauce.

For one thing, I already said last night that I don't have any, so sending it out today would make people suspicious.

Secondly, these gods seem to be very greedy, so they should resolutely implement the strategy of living with rare goods to the end.

After figuring out the joints, Lin Zheng replied: Laojun, I really don’t have Laoganma spicy sauce anymore...

Taishang Laojun: What a pity! (three frustrated)
Lin Zheng thought for a while, and replied: Don't be disappointed, Laojun, I have another delicious taste, I wonder if you are interested in tasting it?
Taishang Laojun replied in seconds: I am interested, I am interested. (three expectations)

Lin Zheng chuckled, and said to himself, these gods are nothing more than that!It's nothing like what's written in the book.

Looking around, Lin Zheng was thinking about what to send Taishang Laojun.

When his eyes fell on the leftover potato chips from last night, he suddenly had an idea in his mind.

Putting a piece of Mala Xiangguo-flavored potato chips on the table, Lin Zheng adjusted the angle of the phone, pressed the 'Scan' button, and sent it over.

After a while, the phone vibrated and a message came.

Taishang Laojun: It's too...so...to eat...lah...! (full screen drooling)
Taishang Laojun: Little fairy friend, what the hell is this?Crisp and delicious, fragrant and delicious, infinitely refreshing! ! !
Taishang Laojun: Is there any more?Give me another slice! ! ! (full screen of anticipation)

Looking at the exaggerated information on the screen of the mobile phone, Lin Zhengang spit out all the water he drank.

The dignified head of the Sanqing was actually crazy about a piece of potato chips.

The three views instantly shattered to the ground, and there was nothing there.

Lin Zhengben thought that he would only post one piece to whet the other party's appetite.

But considering the status of Taishang Laojun, I decided to post it again.

After posting, Lin Zheng began to cry poorly: Laojun, these are potato chips, which are extremely precious.I sent you the only two pieces I had... (Three sad)

Taishang Laojun: Xiaoxianyou is really a good friend, thank you, old man... (clasping fists)

Taishang Laojun: I am not a person who does not reciprocate gratitude. Since you gave me such precious potato chips, I will also give you two precious items...

hum~~~
Taishang Laojun sent a red envelope

Taishang Laojun sent a red envelope

I wipe!Two slices of potato chips in exchange for two Tianting red envelopes!
Lin Zheng was so excited that he almost cried!
Taishang Laojun is worthy of being the head of the Sanqing, he is really generous.

At this time, another message came from the mobile phone.

Taishang Laojun: Lin Zhengxiaoxian, if you have any more potato chips, please contact me first! (three shy)

Lin Zheng was speechless for a while, and replied: Don't worry, Laojun, I will definitely keep it for you.

Taishang Laojun: Thank you little fairy friend in advance.I'm going to preside over a meeting first, see you soon.

After finishing the chat, Lin Zheng impatiently opened a red envelope to check the precious items that Laojun sent him.

["Tianzun Jue": The source is unknown, the author is unknown, and the publication time is unknown...; How to use: Find a place where no one is around and open it. ]
I go!This is a three-no product...

Why find a place where no one is open?Could it be the H book?
Lin Zheng was sweating profusely, and hastily opened another red envelope.

[Immortal Pill: The latest elixir developed by Taishang Laojun; Function: Reborn; How to use: Eat it (Durian flavor)]
Lin Zheng broke into another burst of sweat.

It seems that the Taishang Laojun is far from the fairy-like appearance in people's minds. On the contrary, Lin Zheng feels that he is more like a Frankenstein, and he is also a Frankenstein with a slightly stronger taste.

Since "Tianzunjue" needs to be opened in a place where no one is around, it can't be fiddled with in the dormitory.

Lin Zheng hurriedly packed his schoolbag and went to a hotel off campus to get a room.

After closing the doors and windows, Lin Zheng sat on the bed and turned on his cell phone.

At this moment, a discordant voice came from the next door.

"You can do things in the middle of the day, and you won't be afraid of indigestion!"

Lin Zheng cursed angrily, then hid in the bathroom to avoid being disturbed by the voice.

Sitting on the toilet, click on "Tian Zun Jue".

After a ray of light passed, a dilapidated and yellowed ancient book appeared on the ground.

Lin Zheng reached out to pick it up.

The moment his fingers touched the ancient book, the ancient book suddenly burned.

The next moment, countless words emitting golden light popped out of the flames.

These golden characters stand in the air, forming a series of sentences.

When the eyes fell on these words, the golden words disappeared out of thin air, but the information was imprinted in the mind.

half an hour later...

The bathroom returned to normal, and Lin Zheng memorized all the information about "Tian Zun Jue".

This is a mental method, which teaches the method of breathing and exhaling.

Lin Zheng sat cross-legged and began to practice.

Breathe out after a week.

Lin Zheng found that his lower abdomen was warm, as if there was a flame.

Breathe out after the second Sunday.

The warmth in the lower abdomen began to spread outward, swimming around the whole body.

He has lived for 20 years, and he has never felt such a good feeling.

The whole body is like a dead tree in rain and dew, blooming with infinite vitality, and the body seems to become extremely powerful.

Breathe out after the third Sunday.

The warmth turned into a fiery roast, as if the body could no longer bear such a great force.

Lin Zheng hurriedly took out the Immortal Fetal Pill from his phone and ate it without hesitation.

In just a few breaths, the body began to emit oil stains, and emitted an unpleasant smell.

Lin Zheng turned on the shower and sat under the running water, washing his body while running his mind.

As time passed, the oil stains on his body became less and less, and the warmth in his lower abdomen became stronger and stronger.

Lin Zheng felt that he was about to be overwhelmed.

He closed his eyes, devoted himself to cultivation, and let himself indulge in this huge harvest.

After a long time, Lin Zheng let out a long breath and opened his eyes.

The next moment, he was completely stunned...

(End of this chapter)