Survival Master of Wilderness Live
Chapter 229 Kneeling to the skunk!
Chapter 229 Kneeling to the skunk!
Hearing Chen Hu's words, Isabel shook her head and said:
"Since you know that you are not a primitive person, then you have no research value."
Chen Hu was taken aback for a moment, seeing that Yisha was about to drive away, so he said quickly:
"I've lived here for half a month, and I'm very familiar with this area. I can find any animal you want. Miss Isa, I can help you complete your research project."
Obviously, Chen Hu was a little anxious, and he couldn't let this opportunity to earn experience slip away. After hearing this, Isabel thought about it. This guy is indeed very familiar with the surrounding environment, and he seems to have something to do with elephants , just ask him for help.
So, Isabel opened the mouth and said:
"Yes, but I don't have a salary to pay you."
Hearing this, Chen Hu laughed, then shrugged and said:
"It hurts my feelings to talk about money, and it is my honor to help a beautiful woman."
Isa was a little surprised, why did this guy suddenly become a gentleman?Could it be a conspiracy?As he said that, he immediately became vigilant, fixed his eyes on Chen Hu, and served him with an electric shock prod whenever he behaved abnormally.
Fortunately, Chen Hu didn't do anything out of line, but asked Yisha to wait a while, and then she would come back immediately after handling the prey by herself. After speaking, she picked up the warthog's carcass and came down to a bush hundreds of meters away , Started the slaughtering work.
Ten minutes later, Chen Hu returned to the baobab tree hole with the processed warty pork and animal skins, hung all the pork on the rack, tied the animal skins to a tripod to dry, and then put them on the fire. Added some dry firewood again. As for Hubi and Pingtoujie, they will not come back until night.
Afterwards, Chen Hu washed his hands with the fresh water in his water bag, then hurried into Isabel's car, and asked:
"Miss Isa, what animal are we going to study next?"
Isabel frowned, then said:
"When I'm at work, please call me Dr. Isha."
Hearing this, Chen Hu curled his lips secretly, and the tourists in the live broadcast room also started booing at this moment.
"Please call me Shell: what doctor! I think it's about the same as Boss, 233"
"Flying Mercedes: I feel that this Isabel is very good at pretending! You especially called Mr. Tiger, saying that this baby doesn't like her!"
"Yan Shi: You know what a fart! This kind of serious working woman, once she makes a fuss, it will definitely be fatal!"
"Fengchen Zilong: Hehe, it's deadly even when it's electrified, so I ask you if you believe it or not?"
……
Seeing the barrage, Chen Hu was speechless, can you forget about being electrocuted?Then he looked at Isabel and said:
"Okay, Dr. Isa."
Isa nodded, and then said:
"My current subject is to study skunks. This kind of animal is omnivorous. Through it, I can..."
There are a lot of balabalas, apparently due to occupational diseases. After Chen Hu learned that the target of the subject was skunks, he didn’t bother to listen to the rest of the content. Then he nodded pretendingly, thinking that he had seen skunks when he was exploring the environment , so say:
"I know there are skunks there."
After finishing speaking, Chen Hu raised his finger to the east. Under his instructions, Isabel drove all the way east. About half an hour later, Chen Hu said:
"parking."
After the off-road vehicle stopped, I saw the endless prairie around. Except for a few bushes, there seemed to be no animals. Seeing this, Yisha couldn't help but looked at Chen Hu and asked:
"Are you sure we didn't come to the wrong place?"
Chen Hu heard this, but said:
"Buddha Leaks Secrets (Follow Me)"
After finishing speaking, she walked forward and focused on the surrounding movement. Isabel could only follow behind and said at the same time:
"Although skunks inhabit various areas, including woods, plains and desert areas, most of them rest in burrows during the day, and only come out at dusk and night. It's only past four o'clock in the afternoon. We should wait until..."
However, before Yisha finished her sentence, Chen Hu raised his finger, put it in front of his mouth, made a motion of silence, and then led Yisha forward tens of meters.
However, in the green and yellow grass not far away, there was a tail with alternating black and white hairs shaking. Isa's eyes showed shock. I didn't expect that Chen Hu could really find the skunk. As a doctor of zoology, he saw That tail, she was sure, was definitely a skunk.
But at this moment, Isabel tripped over the weeds and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Chen Hu reached out to support her in time, but dozens of skunks outside heard the movement.
The big fluffy tail immediately turned its direction, and the skunk in the grass ran away. Seeing this, Chen Hu activated his sprinting skills instantly, and immediately chased after him. He couldn't let the thousand experience points fly away.
Chen Hu, who activated the sprint skill, walked like flying, but caught up with the skunk in a few seconds, then reached out and grabbed it, and then said with a smile:
"Catch it!"
Isabel was overjoyed, but then seemed to remember something, and couldn't help reminding loudly:
"careful!"
However, it was still slow, but I saw that after Chen Hu caught the skunk, he only felt that this guy looked like a miniature version of the flat-headed brother, all covered in black hair and wearing a white cape, but he never expected it. Itachi raised his butt, raised his tail, and farted loudly at him.
puff! ! !
Seeing this, Chen Hu smiled surprisingly, brother has sinusitis, why would he be afraid of your stinky fart?But in the next second, he smelled an extremely stinky smell, and his whole face turned green immediately.
Then he rolled his eyes and fell straight to the ground. After the skunk landed on Chen Hu, he didn't run away, but kept his tail upright and continued to fart loudly one after another.
puff!puff!puff!puff!
When the millions of tourists in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they immediately exploded!
"People will always become: Idiot! This skunk is going to murder Lord Tiger!"
"Fragrant for doing nothing: Kneeling to the skunk! A fart that stinks and stunned Mr. Tiger, and now he still farts all the time?"
"Blood-stained Daheitian: Fart? No, no, no! Is this a fart? It's clearly a biological weapon!"
"The driver took a sip of wine: I didn't expect such a fierce man like Master Hu to be knocked down by a fart."
……
After the skunk farted five or six times in a row, two hands stretched out, but it was Isabel who used a piece of tape to seal the skunk's anus, that is, the chrysanthemum, and then grabbed the little guy.
As for Chen Hu, he fell into a coma for a short time. Yisha quickly opened the kettle she carried with her and poured water on the former's face. After a few minutes, Chen Hu gradually woke up, and then gasped for breath. The smell of its stench almost made him feel angry.
Afterwards, Chen Hu looked at the skunk in Yisha's hand with a terrified expression and asked:
"Is this guy a fart king? It stinks up my sinus sufferer!"
……
(End of this chapter)
Hearing Chen Hu's words, Isabel shook her head and said:
"Since you know that you are not a primitive person, then you have no research value."
Chen Hu was taken aback for a moment, seeing that Yisha was about to drive away, so he said quickly:
"I've lived here for half a month, and I'm very familiar with this area. I can find any animal you want. Miss Isa, I can help you complete your research project."
Obviously, Chen Hu was a little anxious, and he couldn't let this opportunity to earn experience slip away. After hearing this, Isabel thought about it. This guy is indeed very familiar with the surrounding environment, and he seems to have something to do with elephants , just ask him for help.
So, Isabel opened the mouth and said:
"Yes, but I don't have a salary to pay you."
Hearing this, Chen Hu laughed, then shrugged and said:
"It hurts my feelings to talk about money, and it is my honor to help a beautiful woman."
Isa was a little surprised, why did this guy suddenly become a gentleman?Could it be a conspiracy?As he said that, he immediately became vigilant, fixed his eyes on Chen Hu, and served him with an electric shock prod whenever he behaved abnormally.
Fortunately, Chen Hu didn't do anything out of line, but asked Yisha to wait a while, and then she would come back immediately after handling the prey by herself. After speaking, she picked up the warthog's carcass and came down to a bush hundreds of meters away , Started the slaughtering work.
Ten minutes later, Chen Hu returned to the baobab tree hole with the processed warty pork and animal skins, hung all the pork on the rack, tied the animal skins to a tripod to dry, and then put them on the fire. Added some dry firewood again. As for Hubi and Pingtoujie, they will not come back until night.
Afterwards, Chen Hu washed his hands with the fresh water in his water bag, then hurried into Isabel's car, and asked:
"Miss Isa, what animal are we going to study next?"
Isabel frowned, then said:
"When I'm at work, please call me Dr. Isha."
Hearing this, Chen Hu curled his lips secretly, and the tourists in the live broadcast room also started booing at this moment.
"Please call me Shell: what doctor! I think it's about the same as Boss, 233"
"Flying Mercedes: I feel that this Isabel is very good at pretending! You especially called Mr. Tiger, saying that this baby doesn't like her!"
"Yan Shi: You know what a fart! This kind of serious working woman, once she makes a fuss, it will definitely be fatal!"
"Fengchen Zilong: Hehe, it's deadly even when it's electrified, so I ask you if you believe it or not?"
……
Seeing the barrage, Chen Hu was speechless, can you forget about being electrocuted?Then he looked at Isabel and said:
"Okay, Dr. Isa."
Isa nodded, and then said:
"My current subject is to study skunks. This kind of animal is omnivorous. Through it, I can..."
There are a lot of balabalas, apparently due to occupational diseases. After Chen Hu learned that the target of the subject was skunks, he didn’t bother to listen to the rest of the content. Then he nodded pretendingly, thinking that he had seen skunks when he was exploring the environment , so say:
"I know there are skunks there."
After finishing speaking, Chen Hu raised his finger to the east. Under his instructions, Isabel drove all the way east. About half an hour later, Chen Hu said:
"parking."
After the off-road vehicle stopped, I saw the endless prairie around. Except for a few bushes, there seemed to be no animals. Seeing this, Yisha couldn't help but looked at Chen Hu and asked:
"Are you sure we didn't come to the wrong place?"
Chen Hu heard this, but said:
"Buddha Leaks Secrets (Follow Me)"
After finishing speaking, she walked forward and focused on the surrounding movement. Isabel could only follow behind and said at the same time:
"Although skunks inhabit various areas, including woods, plains and desert areas, most of them rest in burrows during the day, and only come out at dusk and night. It's only past four o'clock in the afternoon. We should wait until..."
However, before Yisha finished her sentence, Chen Hu raised his finger, put it in front of his mouth, made a motion of silence, and then led Yisha forward tens of meters.
However, in the green and yellow grass not far away, there was a tail with alternating black and white hairs shaking. Isa's eyes showed shock. I didn't expect that Chen Hu could really find the skunk. As a doctor of zoology, he saw That tail, she was sure, was definitely a skunk.
But at this moment, Isabel tripped over the weeds and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Chen Hu reached out to support her in time, but dozens of skunks outside heard the movement.
The big fluffy tail immediately turned its direction, and the skunk in the grass ran away. Seeing this, Chen Hu activated his sprinting skills instantly, and immediately chased after him. He couldn't let the thousand experience points fly away.
Chen Hu, who activated the sprint skill, walked like flying, but caught up with the skunk in a few seconds, then reached out and grabbed it, and then said with a smile:
"Catch it!"
Isabel was overjoyed, but then seemed to remember something, and couldn't help reminding loudly:
"careful!"
However, it was still slow, but I saw that after Chen Hu caught the skunk, he only felt that this guy looked like a miniature version of the flat-headed brother, all covered in black hair and wearing a white cape, but he never expected it. Itachi raised his butt, raised his tail, and farted loudly at him.
puff! ! !
Seeing this, Chen Hu smiled surprisingly, brother has sinusitis, why would he be afraid of your stinky fart?But in the next second, he smelled an extremely stinky smell, and his whole face turned green immediately.
Then he rolled his eyes and fell straight to the ground. After the skunk landed on Chen Hu, he didn't run away, but kept his tail upright and continued to fart loudly one after another.
puff!puff!puff!puff!
When the millions of tourists in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they immediately exploded!
"People will always become: Idiot! This skunk is going to murder Lord Tiger!"
"Fragrant for doing nothing: Kneeling to the skunk! A fart that stinks and stunned Mr. Tiger, and now he still farts all the time?"
"Blood-stained Daheitian: Fart? No, no, no! Is this a fart? It's clearly a biological weapon!"
"The driver took a sip of wine: I didn't expect such a fierce man like Master Hu to be knocked down by a fart."
……
After the skunk farted five or six times in a row, two hands stretched out, but it was Isabel who used a piece of tape to seal the skunk's anus, that is, the chrysanthemum, and then grabbed the little guy.
As for Chen Hu, he fell into a coma for a short time. Yisha quickly opened the kettle she carried with her and poured water on the former's face. After a few minutes, Chen Hu gradually woke up, and then gasped for breath. The smell of its stench almost made him feel angry.
Afterwards, Chen Hu looked at the skunk in Yisha's hand with a terrified expression and asked:
"Is this guy a fart king? It stinks up my sinus sufferer!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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