Survival Master of Wilderness Live

Chapter 248 That's right!Laozi is the king of pretending
Chen Hu was full of joy, then opened the live broadcast room, and then returned to the baobab tree cave amidst the barrage of grabbing sofas and dragon chairs.

At this moment, not long after Isabel got out of the car, she was baking the fruit pie she made yesterday in front of the fire. When she saw Chen Hu, she immediately said:
"Where did you die? Hurry up and help."

Chen Hu hurried forward to help, while Isabel complained:

"Your big guy is too edible. These few fruit pies are probably only enough for him to eat. Later, you have to collect flat pods and avocados. I won't care about these things in the future."

Hearing the complaint, Chen Hu said with a smile:

"Don't worry, I will ride a zebra to collect it later, and I will accompany you to complete the research project in the afternoon. I have worked hard on you during this time."

Originally, Chen Hu still held a grudge against Isabel who had shocked him three times, but without her help, Jubi could not successfully tame the zebra.

Therefore... Chen Hu decided to sleep with her a few days later.

Anyway, the animal skins are all ready, and you can make a bed anytime, there is no rush for a day or two, but the tourists in the live broadcast room were immediately excited when they heard that Chen Hu was going out on a zebra!

"~Feng Youyu~: Chicken jelly! My big tiger, I'm finally going to ride a horse today!"

"Book Spirit 222: This is definitely exciting news! Humans conquered zebras, awesome, my tiger!"

"Brother Ah Hui: Numbness! My little steel cannon has long been starving and thirsty! Master Tiger, hurry up and finish your meal, and go for a walk with the zebras later!"

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Obviously, the tourists in the live broadcast room couldn't wait any longer. Chen Hu smiled, and then concentrated on grilling meat and baking those fruit pies at the same time.

More than an hour later, Chen Hu was ready to set off with a water bag, a snakeskin bag, and a bundle of hemp rope. The avocados stored in the tree hole had been consumed, but they needed to be collected again, and of course to make fruit pies Indispensable raw material flat pod.

Isabel told Chen Hu about the area where the pods grow, but the latter came to the zebra and took out a fruit pie and handed it over.

Seeing this, Chen Hu couldn't help smiling, and then glanced at the live broadcast room, but there were some tourists complaining. If they knew that the fruit pie could attract zebras, they should have prepared it earlier, wasting two days in vain.

But in fact, this point is wrong. First of all, zebras are independent individuals, and each has different preferences. Fruit pie can attract this zebra, but it may not be able to attract other zebras.

More importantly, Chen Hu managed to get close to the other party during the two days of horse training. Otherwise, even with Fruit Pie, he would not be able to get close to this irritable guy.

Chen Hu gave a brief account to prevent the zebras from being hunted down by humans since he set a precedent, and he also added a sentence:
"This big guy is probably the only zebra tamed by humans in the world, and it is also the last zebra to be tamed. It is unique."

As soon as this remark came out, it was immediately recognized by countless tourists. Chen Hu said that he was actually protecting the species of zebra. Then he raised his hand and patted the horse's back and asked:

"Man, are you ready to conquer the world with me?"

Hurrah! ~
The big zebra snorted, and Chen Hu climbed onto the horse's back with a smile, but he didn't make saddles, bridles and other things for it, because this zebra belongs to nature, and any restraint is superfluous.

Afterwards, Chen Hu patted the zebra's butt, and used telepathic communication skills to let it run towards the southern highlands, intending to collect avocados first.

Under the sunlight, Chen Hu was riding a zebra with black stripes on the vast grassland. This kind of picture stunned countless people in the live broadcast room!

In an instant, video recording, screenshots, photos, all kinds of rewards and barrage brushes fly!
This is the first time in human history that the picture of riding a zebra will surely shock the whole world!Well, it should be the animal world, at least for those who care about animals.

Those professional programmers, siege lions, etc. are too lazy to pay attention to these things. Even if the news about Chen Hu's zebra continues to ferment, it will have little impact on the world.

After a while, Chen Hu rode to the high ground, where the sea of ​​flowers was still there. After reaching the foot of the hill, Chen Hu jumped off the horse, fed the zebra a fruit pie again, and then patted the horse's back to let it wait in place. , and then climbed the hill alone.

Two hours later, Chen Hu returned with dozens of huge avocados tied with hemp rope, but they were collected on the other side of the mountain. At the same time, on the way back, he filled the water bag with mountain spring water.

After returning to the horse, Chen Hu used his telepathic communication skills again to let the big zebra run north. After more than half an hour, he found the flat pod plant that Isabel mentioned.

It looks a bit like a vine, but the shell of the flat pods is black, and the beans inside are yellow. Chen Hu immediately got off his horse and started collecting, picked off the flat pods, and put them in a snakeskin pocket.

Then on the prairie, he rode a zebra and kept collecting flat pods. When the breeze blew, the green grass and the branches and leaves of the shrubs swayed together. Chen Hu stopped his work and closed his eyes to feel it.

After a while, he opened his eyes, looked at the zebra who had been following behind him, and then said with a smile:

"This situation, this scene, I decided to sing a song for myself."

As soon as this remark came out, the live broadcast immediately exploded!

"Little book boy who sees the flowers blooming: Fuck me! Master Tiger rode a zebra, picked fruit, and now he wants to sing again? Is today a welfare?"

"Long-legged Bai Shengsheng: (Laughs) This is the happiest day I've ever had, and we will be your most loyal listeners as the anchor."

"Bingshan and Nuanyang: Audience +1, Master Tiger must sing another Divine Comedy!"

"Favorite Royal Sister Type: Divine Comedy +1"

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Divine Comedy?Chen Hu smiled and shook his head, then asked the system to read the memory, played a guitar accompaniment in the live broadcast room, and then sang softly in the breeze, followed by the zebra:
[You said you were in Lijiang the year before last]
[In a blink of an eye, I went to XZ again last year]
[You have carried a gun, you have fired a cannon]
[Have you ever eaten a bowl of Rexiang]
[You slept with a chicken in Dongguan]
[You exploded chrysanthemums in Nanjing]
[Three bastards of yours, on a Pakistani blanket]
[Seven wives are in Afghanistan]
These lyrics sound like bragging, but they can also be interpreted as ridicule, not bad!Chen Hu is mocking himself, but this is not a kind of belittling, but a kind of showing off!

Commonly known as pretentious, but XZ and Lijiang in the lyrics may be a journey in a certain period, or they may never go there, but aside from the live broadcast room, Chen Hu, as a person who has personally experienced it, can be in every period. In survival in the wilderness, I learned and experienced many different things, including some principles of life.

But as Chen Hu continued to sing, countless tourists were blown away after hearing the lyrics below!
[I just quietly watch you pretend]
[never interrupt you]
[You are rich and handsome]
[Knowing you is my blessing]
The future is still very long. Like this song, Chen Hu may be a pretentious person. If it is not for the system, he may not be able to start live broadcasts in the wild around the world, let alone tame zebras, and he will not go to Africa either Come.

[I just quietly watch you pretend]
[No one has ever compared you]
[You can second the sky, the second the ground, and the second the air]
[Your father and your mother are afraid of you...]
After Chen Hu sang a simple song, the barrage almost exploded!
"Xing Xie: This song is amazing! I just quietly watched Master Hu pretending to be aggressive (smirk)"

"Concentration is the essence: quietly watching Master Tiger pretending to be aggressive, 233"

"Baobaotou has sugar: Watching the anchor pretend to be aggressive +1"

"Taigu 0309: Pretentiousness +2"

"The Great Reaper gg: Lord Tiger is the king of pretense (laughs)"

"Forgive her?: Lord Tiger, beg for the title of the song!"

……

When Chen Hu saw the barrage, he raised his eyebrows, showed a devilish smile, and admitted generously:
"That's right! I'm the king of pretending!"

In an instant, countless tourists took screenshots one after another, and this time there was another emoticon package on the Internet, and seeing some tourists asking for the title of the song, Chen Hu said:
"The title of the song is "I'll Just Watch You Pretend Quietly". This is a song for myself."

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(End of this chapter)