Survival Master of Wilderness Live

Chapter 367 Human, I want to duel with you!

Chapter 367 Human, I want to duel with you!
An hour later, Chen Hu arrived in front of the water pool. The minute hand on the metal watch was still pointing to the water pool. Obviously, the supplies were still there and no one else had obtained them.

Looking at the crocodiles floating on the water, Chen Hu couldn't help laughing and said:

"Don't worry, you will become my commodity in two days at most."

After finishing speaking, Chen Hu came to the stream upstream, untied the stainless steel cauldron behind his back, opened the lid, and began to fill it with water. This cauldron can hold more than 30 liters of fresh water at a time. A person can basically use it for five or six days.

Of course, this is just for drinking water. If it is also used for cooking food, I am afraid that water will have to be fetched once every two days. If it is also used for bathing...

Forget it, Chen Hu shook his head, he is not that extravagant yet.

After the stainless steel cauldron was filled with fresh water, Chen Hu closed the lid, then took off his clothes, lay down in the stream to take a bath, and used a handful of dead grass as a brush to wash off all the dirt on his body.

Even if Chen Hu wants to take a bath, he will come to this place, and this kind of picture of taking a bath is simply a bonus for the girls in the live broadcast room.

"Zhuge Wan'er: Such a sexy eight-pack abs!"

"Bubble: I like the host's biceps!"

"Cute little boy: (covering his face) People don't dare to look at it, so shameful!"

"Happy Weiwei Yang: It's better to have a waist! (Open eyes and laugh)"

"I'm dirty: (drool) (drool) (drool)"

……

Obviously, Chen Hu's behavior of taking a bath immediately harvested a large number of fans, but the male tourists in the live broadcast room were surprisingly silent, just quietly watching the anchor pretending.

Seeing the bullet screen, Chen Hu smiled. After taking a bath, the water in the creek was obviously a lot muddied, but then, he suddenly felt sick to his stomach.

Second Olympic!

Chen Hu cursed secretly, and quickly found some soft leaves of a suitable size among the nearby vegetation, and then squatted in the grass and started to fly.

Seeing this scene again, the tourists in the live broadcast room were collectively speechless.

"Youku commented on Kuangfeng: Well, when Lord Tiger is playing Xiangxiang in the future, can you turn off the live broadcast first?"

"Guo Tu: Yes, even if there is a mosaic, this kind of picture is really unbearable to look at directly!"

"Village Chief Yuan: It's a bullshit upstairs! Can you still look straight at it? I don't even dare to look at it!"

"The blue sky above the sea: Lord Tiger, you are really not afraid of losing fans when you do things in broad daylight?"

……

Chen Hu, who was squatting in the grass and pulling the sky, immediately became embarrassed when he saw the barrage, and then smiled wryly:
"People have three urgencies, pay attention next time, pay attention next time!"

Tourists expressed their acceptance of Mr. Hu's apology, but nature does not allow this kind of behavior of defecating anywhere. The key point is that Chen Hulaxiang's position is so classic!

First of all, there is a water source nearby, and secondly, the newly pulled Xiang, because it is too fresh, obviously smells bad, and once this smell appears, it quickly spreads to the surroundings.

After a while, a few flies were attracted to come over, and Weng Weng Weng made annoying noises. Chen Hu waved his hand to drive them away a few times, but found that it didn't work, so he simply moved forward a few steps and continued to pull.

At this moment, a red figure appeared above the canopy of the tree. It seemed that after smelling the stench floating up from below, it immediately picked a nut and threw it down.

boom! ~
The nut hit Chen Hu's back very precisely. Although it didn't hurt at all, it frightened him so much that he flinched and said in shock:
"who is it!"

At this moment, everything was normal on the metal watch, and the hour hand did not change. Obviously, there was no one within ten kilometers. Chen Hu immediately looked up at the crown of the tree, but found nothing.

Could it be a monkey?
Just when Chen Hu suspected that it was a monkey throwing nuts to attack him, the red figure on the canopy reappeared, and then another nut was thrown down.

This time, Chen Hu, who was squatting in the grass, was prepared, but he took a leap forward and dodged in an instant. At the same time, he saw the red figure clearly, and found that it was a parrot.

However, there was a half-meter-long red parrot on the crown of the tree, which was basically a medium-to-large bird. At this moment, this parrot was constantly tearing nuts from the branch and throwing them to Chen Hu under the tree.

Second Olympic!

Chen Hu cursed, and couldn't help but leap forward again, but then more and more nuts, like bullets, fell quickly.

As for Chen Hu, who was still pulling, he kept leaping and dodging, with a very ugly expression on his face. He felt in his heart that he didn't read the almanac when he went out today.This kind of thing happened unexpectedly.

However, the nuts were still falling, and the parrot on the canopy seemed very persistent, which made Chen Hu curse angrily:
"Get out of here!"

As soon as the words came out, the parrot on the canopy stopped immediately and stopped throwing nuts. Then it tilted its head and looked repeatedly at Chen Hu under the tree with its eyes.

thump! ~
In the next second, he flew directly to the top of the tree and landed five meters away from Chen Hu.

Seeing this parrot fly down, the tourists in the live broadcast room immediately became excited. They really didn't expect that Lord Tiger could attract a beautiful parrot by flying.

But Chen Hu wasn't excited at all. When he saw the parrot came to the ground, he couldn't help but be vigilant:
"What do you want to do?"

The parrot looked at Chen Hu, and immediately opened his mouth and said in English:
"Don't defecate anywhere!"

Fuck!This parrot can talk, and it is still an authentic Ingraine. Chen Hu was stunned for a moment, and then asked:

"What did you say?"

The parrot spread its wings, flapped them vigorously, and said again:
"Don't defecate anywhere!"

Chen Hu was speechless. He never thought that he would run into a parrot that could speak English. It was just... like a Grimm's fairy tale.

But the tourists in the live broadcast room were blown up in an instant!
"Fuck! Did I hear correctly just now? Can this parrot speak English?"

"A parrot can talk, are you surprised? Although wild parrots can't, this one, I guess, should have escaped from a zoo or a laboratory."

"Master Tiger, if you feel like asking, maybe you can still be friends with it."

"Well, I want to ask, is this parrot male or female?"

……

I don't care if it's male or female!Chen Hu rolled his eyes, and then replied in English:
"Where did the broken bird come from? I defecate everywhere, and you still want to take care of me?"

Hearing this, the red parrot was furious, and immediately pawed the ground with its paws. The red feathers on its head stood up instantly, and an angry voice came out from the curved beak:
"Human, I want to duel with you!"

After finishing speaking, the half-meter-tall red parrot immediately raised its curved beak and flapped its wings, like an angry bull, striding its paws and rushing towards Chen Hu who was pulling soaring.

At this moment, at this moment, Chen Hu was almost scared to pee!How could this kind of thing come across, can you still play well?
……

(End of this chapter)

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