I have a hanger on me

Chapter 1 Do you want to buy it, young man?
"Fuck, what a god."

After Su Mu clicked on the death replay and looked at it, he understood that he was killed by a god who opened the wall and self-aiming plug-in. Originally, this pogou was in a destiny toilet, and he was very likely to eat chicken.

"Dear user, your balance is insufficient, please recharge in time—"

Su Mu returned to the lobby at the speed of light, and when he was about to play another round, he saw a black box appearing above the computer, and he knew that the computer was about to run out of money.

After touching the five yuan left in his pocket, Su Mu thought it was better to forget it, save some money for breakfast tomorrow, the hard-working senior high school dog really can't afford to hurt.

"Young man, do you want to buy it?"

After leaving the Internet cafe and walking a few steps, Su Mu heard such a sentence, but Su Mu was shocked. He always thought that it was only sold on the Internet, but he didn’t expect that it could be sold openly in reality. , are those hack production gangs so arrogant now?
Su Mu has always been a gamer with integrity, and believes that people who cheat in games are orphans. As a game lover, Su Mu is very clear about how much damage cheats can cause to a game.

"Sorry, I don't need cheating." Su Mu said it directly without thinking about it.

If Su Mu's good brother and buddy Gao Liang were here, he would definitely mock Su Mu unceremoniously: This is the first time I see someone say that there is no money to buy hangs so fresh and refined.

Su Mu glanced at it, and he was even more surprised, because the person selling cheats at the Internet cafe turned out to be an old man, no wonder the sound just now felt a little strange.

I really didn't expect that even the old men are now selling cheats. Is it because the elderly are too trendy now, or cheating is too rampant now.

Based on the principle of respecting the old and loving the young, Su Mu persuaded him: "Master, you said that you are quite old, and you are at the age of enjoying the blessings. Why do you come out to do such things that are not guaranteed at the end of the festival? I have a good temper. Now, if you were tricked by a hacker because of your bad temper, you might be caught and beaten."

"It doesn't exist!" The uncle said confidently: "If anyone hits me, I'll just lie down on the ground and don't have to hang up."

Su Mu: "."

Realizing that the old man in front of him is not simple, Su Mu doesn't intend to continue talking nonsense with him. In case the old man fails to sell well and blackmails others, Su Mu's family situation can't afford it.

So Su Mu said: "Master, I really don't need a cheat, you'd better sell it to someone else, don't block my way."

"Young man, what's your attitude?"

Unexpectedly, this uncle seemed to be a little dissatisfied with Su Mu, and said: "To tell you the truth, I observed a lot of people here just now, and I wouldn't sell to ordinary people, so it depends on how intelligent you are. You are my first guest."

Su Mu's head was full of black lines, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice. He felt as if he had been insulted by the old man. Didn't the old man's implication mean that after watching it for a long time, he felt that Su Mu was the most stupid and the best liar?
Forget it, I’m still an old man, so I don’t have the same knowledge as him, Su Mu said: “Master, I have to remind you that there is a law in our country that it is illegal to sell or make cheats in games without permission. Be careful to get caught."

"Cut, what kind of cheats in the game, will I sell something that is so low?"

Unexpectedly, the old man was very disdainful, and said directly: "This is a plug-in system that I sell in reality. I have lived on the earth for hundreds of years. According to the characteristics of this planet, I made a A plug-in system that allows you to have a life like cheating.”

"It's over—"

Su Mu suddenly realized a terrible thing. He may have encountered a mental illness. He seemed to be a little delirious when he spoke, and he had been rectified for hundreds of years. It was really scary.

Taking a closer look at this old man, the white hair on his head does not seem to be anything special, his clothes are clean, and his skin looks fair. Some neuropaths say that they are crazy, or don't provoke this old man.

Unexpectedly, the old man continued to say: "Besides, you are my first customer for this plug-in, so I will give you a discounted price. The original price is 998, and now you only need 98."

Fuck, the more Su Mu looks at this old man, the more he looks like a big fool. Are all mentally ill eloquences so good these days?Looks like it's in an MLM organization.

Su Mu said directly: "Sir, don't waste your time. I am such a poor dick, let alone 998. I can't even afford [-] yuan. You should forget it. Give it to me for nothing. I don't even want it." .”

"I don't believe it yet, I gave it to you for nothing, why don't you want it?"

While the old man was speaking, he took out something from his body and gave it to Su Mu, and stuffed it directly into Su Mu's hand.

"what is this?"

Su Mu was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes straightened. What the old man handed over turned out to be a CD with the words "The latest book, Dao, Wife Aso Xi fights—"

"Fuck, good stuff."

Su Mu is a person who knows the goods. He can tell at a glance that this is the latest work of Mr. Aso.

Thinking that he had misunderstood the old man just now, Su Mu felt apologetic, and even appreciated such elegant works of art, it was obvious that this was not crazy.

Unexpectedly, the old man sensed that something was wrong, as if he had been electrocuted, he quickly reached out and snatched the CD from Su Mu's hand, and said, "I took it wrong, this is it."

Su Mu didn't notice at all that the old man stuffed himself with a dark CD, only to see a smile on Su Mu's face, and he said, "Master, I'm not interested in your hanging, I'm not interested in your CD just now. It’s quite interesting, or let’s share it.”

"no--"

The old man shook his head like a rattle and said, "I just got this. I haven't seen it yet. How can I share it with you?"

"Master, don't be so stingy. The sharing economy is popular now. You can see that the streets are full of shared bicycles, and there are even shared dolls. If you get a shared disc, you will definitely make a fortune." Su Mu continued.

"A little virgin, I still want to look at these things, give my hands a break, I'll go first, you use the plug-in first, after a while, if it works, I will come back to you and collect the money."

"Fuck!"

Su Mu couldn't help being startled. The old man could even tell that he was an inexperienced virgin. Could it be that these two words were written on his face? Just when Su Mu wanted to speak, he found himself The old man in front of him has disappeared.

"What about people?"

Suddenly Su Mu felt a strong suction coming from his hand, and when he looked down, Su Mu's eyes were suddenly filled with panic.

(End of this chapter)