Heavenly Court Reader
Chapter 283 Bull Head or Horse Noodle
Chapter 283 Bull Head or Horse Noodle
On the second floor of Yinshen Hotel, Niutou and Horse Mian were also disturbed by the noise on the first floor.
"What's going on? Why is it so noisy downstairs?" Niutou looked at the first floor with a puzzled expression, wondering why the downstairs was suddenly so noisy.
"I don't know." The horse's face was thick red, and the horse's neck exhaled a lot of Yin Qi from its two nostrils and laughed: "Why don't we go downstairs and have a look?"
"Go, go down and take a look." Niu's head shook, and he put down the wine glass in his hand and walked downstairs.
Afterwards, Ma Mian also put down the wine glass in his hand and followed closely behind.
Once downstairs, the two saw Han Feng standing on one side, looking like a fairy, scolding the owner of Yinshen Restaurant.
"Fuck, is this the Shangxian who came down from the Heavenly Court?" Niutou and Ma looked at each other, and their hearts skipped a beat. How come the Shangxian didn't receive the notification when he arrived?Could it be that he came down to play in the underworld privately?Moreover, this Shangxian's expression became tense at the first sight!
Others can't see it, but Niutou and Mamian can tell it at a glance. As a pair of well-known Yin gods in the underworld, they basically know all the gods who can be named in the fairy world, but the one in front of them is reprimanding the shop owner. Xian, they really have no impression at all!
And since the New Deal of the Underworld, occasionally one or two immortals will come down to play in the Immortal World. Immortals come down, unless there is any task above.
The bull head and the horse face were a little dazed, and they didn't understand why this young Shangxian came to the underworld, and they didn't know each other. Should this nima go up and say hello?
At the same time, Han Feng also noticed the two men hiding on the stairs sneakily, and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Fuck, bull-headed horse-faced?"
There is no way, who made these two guys look so iconic? Even if Han Feng has never seen a bull head and a horse face, he still recognizes them at a glance. The bull's head, one with a yellow and thin horse face, this dress, the whole hell can't find another pair.
"Shangxian is well, little god Niutou, Ma Mian, I have met Shangxian." When Niutou and Ma Mian heard Han Feng's exclamation, they couldn't help being excited at the same time, and hurried over, clapping their hands in panic. Said.
"Hey, you two are the legendary bull head and horse face?" Han Feng couldn't help exclaiming again when he saw the bull head and horse face walking in front of him.
Han Feng's current height has reached 1.8 meters, which is not short in the mortal world, but in front of the bull's head and horse face, he is like a baby. Visually, the height of the bull's head and horse face is at least four meters, a proper giant Ah it is!
Han Feng blinked and stared at the bull's head and the horse's face for a long time, until he felt uncomfortable looking at the bull's head and the horse's face, but the two of them dared not make a sound, and didn't see the piece in Shangxian's hand. A token, the inspector of the Heavenly Court, this nima is like an imperial envoy when he takes this token to the underworld, not to mention the bull's head and horse face, even if Lu Juan comes, he must respectfully call out fairy.
"Well, it's not bad. These arms and thighs are quite thick. It's a good material for coolies." Han Feng stretched out his right hand and couldn't help pinching the arms of the bull's head and the horse's face twice. These muscles are simply amazing. Get rid of those fitness coaches for dozens of blocks.
"Your Majesty, this Shangxian has such a hobby, right? Why does he look at us with that weird look? He even pinches our arm, I'll fuck him!" Bull head and horse faced each other. After taking a look, both of them felt a little apprehensive, and at the same time, their chrysanthemums tightened, they were really afraid that the other party was an immortal with that kind of hobby.
It is said that the last time black and white impermanence got blown up because they met a celestial being with that kind of hobby. Until now, both of them still have shadows in their hearts, and now they met a sissy or transgender The ghost is just a beating.
"Hehe, why are you two so nervous?" Seeing the nervous faces of Niutou and Mamian, Han Feng cracked the corner of his mouth into a smile and asked, "Do you know who I am?"
"Ah?" Niu Tou and Ma Mian were stunned, and replied in unison in a bit confused: "I know, you are always an imperial envoy sent by the superiors."
Imperial envoys to immortals?What the hell is this?When did Lao Tzu become an imperial envoy again?Han Feng looked at the bull's head and the horse's face and kept staring at the token of the Heavenly Court Supervisor in his hand, and then he realized, "Fuck, that's not what I'm talking about!"
"Then what are you talking about, Shangxian?" The bull head and the horse face were a little perplexed. Could it be that the two of them gave the wrong answer just now?It shouldn't be!
"Fuck, what I said was asking if you know my Dao name." Han Feng's face darkened, and he was speechless about his understanding of these two things. Could it be that he didn't understand enough?
"This... I don't know." The bull head and the horse face shook their heads together, showing an expression that I didn't quite understand.
Damn, it seems that I need to give some hints to these two guys. Han Feng frowned, took out a calculator from the Dragon and Phoenix Ring, shook it in his hand and said with a smile: "You two have seen This one doesn't!"
"Isn't this the magic weapon given to us by Bai Jiahei last time?" Niutou and Ma Mian stared at the calculator in Han Feng's hand for a long time, and exclaimed at the same time, they are too familiar with this thing, isn't this Bai Adding Hei Shangxian to give them a magic weapon to speed up calculation?Why does this Shangxian also have it in his hand?
"Now you know who I am!" Han Feng asked again with a chuckle.
"Couldn't you always be Bai Jiahei, the Immortal?"
At this moment, Niu Tou and Ma Mian finally came to their senses, who else could this person in front of them be the Immortal Bai Jia Hei?Looking at the entire fairy world, only Bai Jiahei Shangxian can have such a strange magic weapon.
"Yes, this deity is Bai Jiahei."
Han Feng had a smile on his face, and generously admitted that he was Bai Jiahei. Anyway, this is not heaven, and he has nothing to do with him here. The most important thing is that the bull head and the horse face admire him very much. identity!In addition, the bull head and the horse face can also be regarded as local snakes in the underworld, and he will stay here for another three days, so he decided to show his identity as white and black in front of these two people.
I'm going, it's really white and black. The bull head and the horse face were stunned, and then they knelt down. This really means that Cao Cao is coming!My two brothers were just discussing to seek advice from the Immortal Bai Jiahei, but I didn't expect to see the real body in the blink of an eye.
"Hello, Shangxian, it can be regarded as seeing a real person!"
"Shangxian, you are like the guiding light of my life! It's great to see you all the time!"
"Shangxian, you look so young, look at your clothes, look at your appearance, you are worthy of being a white and black Shangxian."
"Is Shangxian tired? How about my little god asking the waiter in the shop to prepare some tea for you?"
For a moment, Niu Tou and Ma Mian frantically patted Han Feng's ass, rubbing his shoulders and serving tea and water.
Although there is no food that strangers can eat in the underworld, there is still tea, and this kind of tea can only be sprayed out in the area managed by the Ksitigarbha King, and it is rarely used. A place away from people.
PS: If you are interested in recommending a friend's book "The Strongest Urban Law God", you can read it.
(End of this chapter)
On the second floor of Yinshen Hotel, Niutou and Horse Mian were also disturbed by the noise on the first floor.
"What's going on? Why is it so noisy downstairs?" Niutou looked at the first floor with a puzzled expression, wondering why the downstairs was suddenly so noisy.
"I don't know." The horse's face was thick red, and the horse's neck exhaled a lot of Yin Qi from its two nostrils and laughed: "Why don't we go downstairs and have a look?"
"Go, go down and take a look." Niu's head shook, and he put down the wine glass in his hand and walked downstairs.
Afterwards, Ma Mian also put down the wine glass in his hand and followed closely behind.
Once downstairs, the two saw Han Feng standing on one side, looking like a fairy, scolding the owner of Yinshen Restaurant.
"Fuck, is this the Shangxian who came down from the Heavenly Court?" Niutou and Ma looked at each other, and their hearts skipped a beat. How come the Shangxian didn't receive the notification when he arrived?Could it be that he came down to play in the underworld privately?Moreover, this Shangxian's expression became tense at the first sight!
Others can't see it, but Niutou and Mamian can tell it at a glance. As a pair of well-known Yin gods in the underworld, they basically know all the gods who can be named in the fairy world, but the one in front of them is reprimanding the shop owner. Xian, they really have no impression at all!
And since the New Deal of the Underworld, occasionally one or two immortals will come down to play in the Immortal World. Immortals come down, unless there is any task above.
The bull head and the horse face were a little dazed, and they didn't understand why this young Shangxian came to the underworld, and they didn't know each other. Should this nima go up and say hello?
At the same time, Han Feng also noticed the two men hiding on the stairs sneakily, and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Fuck, bull-headed horse-faced?"
There is no way, who made these two guys look so iconic? Even if Han Feng has never seen a bull head and a horse face, he still recognizes them at a glance. The bull's head, one with a yellow and thin horse face, this dress, the whole hell can't find another pair.
"Shangxian is well, little god Niutou, Ma Mian, I have met Shangxian." When Niutou and Ma Mian heard Han Feng's exclamation, they couldn't help being excited at the same time, and hurried over, clapping their hands in panic. Said.
"Hey, you two are the legendary bull head and horse face?" Han Feng couldn't help exclaiming again when he saw the bull head and horse face walking in front of him.
Han Feng's current height has reached 1.8 meters, which is not short in the mortal world, but in front of the bull's head and horse face, he is like a baby. Visually, the height of the bull's head and horse face is at least four meters, a proper giant Ah it is!
Han Feng blinked and stared at the bull's head and the horse's face for a long time, until he felt uncomfortable looking at the bull's head and the horse's face, but the two of them dared not make a sound, and didn't see the piece in Shangxian's hand. A token, the inspector of the Heavenly Court, this nima is like an imperial envoy when he takes this token to the underworld, not to mention the bull's head and horse face, even if Lu Juan comes, he must respectfully call out fairy.
"Well, it's not bad. These arms and thighs are quite thick. It's a good material for coolies." Han Feng stretched out his right hand and couldn't help pinching the arms of the bull's head and the horse's face twice. These muscles are simply amazing. Get rid of those fitness coaches for dozens of blocks.
"Your Majesty, this Shangxian has such a hobby, right? Why does he look at us with that weird look? He even pinches our arm, I'll fuck him!" Bull head and horse faced each other. After taking a look, both of them felt a little apprehensive, and at the same time, their chrysanthemums tightened, they were really afraid that the other party was an immortal with that kind of hobby.
It is said that the last time black and white impermanence got blown up because they met a celestial being with that kind of hobby. Until now, both of them still have shadows in their hearts, and now they met a sissy or transgender The ghost is just a beating.
"Hehe, why are you two so nervous?" Seeing the nervous faces of Niutou and Mamian, Han Feng cracked the corner of his mouth into a smile and asked, "Do you know who I am?"
"Ah?" Niu Tou and Ma Mian were stunned, and replied in unison in a bit confused: "I know, you are always an imperial envoy sent by the superiors."
Imperial envoys to immortals?What the hell is this?When did Lao Tzu become an imperial envoy again?Han Feng looked at the bull's head and the horse's face and kept staring at the token of the Heavenly Court Supervisor in his hand, and then he realized, "Fuck, that's not what I'm talking about!"
"Then what are you talking about, Shangxian?" The bull head and the horse face were a little perplexed. Could it be that the two of them gave the wrong answer just now?It shouldn't be!
"Fuck, what I said was asking if you know my Dao name." Han Feng's face darkened, and he was speechless about his understanding of these two things. Could it be that he didn't understand enough?
"This... I don't know." The bull head and the horse face shook their heads together, showing an expression that I didn't quite understand.
Damn, it seems that I need to give some hints to these two guys. Han Feng frowned, took out a calculator from the Dragon and Phoenix Ring, shook it in his hand and said with a smile: "You two have seen This one doesn't!"
"Isn't this the magic weapon given to us by Bai Jiahei last time?" Niutou and Ma Mian stared at the calculator in Han Feng's hand for a long time, and exclaimed at the same time, they are too familiar with this thing, isn't this Bai Adding Hei Shangxian to give them a magic weapon to speed up calculation?Why does this Shangxian also have it in his hand?
"Now you know who I am!" Han Feng asked again with a chuckle.
"Couldn't you always be Bai Jiahei, the Immortal?"
At this moment, Niu Tou and Ma Mian finally came to their senses, who else could this person in front of them be the Immortal Bai Jia Hei?Looking at the entire fairy world, only Bai Jiahei Shangxian can have such a strange magic weapon.
"Yes, this deity is Bai Jiahei."
Han Feng had a smile on his face, and generously admitted that he was Bai Jiahei. Anyway, this is not heaven, and he has nothing to do with him here. The most important thing is that the bull head and the horse face admire him very much. identity!In addition, the bull head and the horse face can also be regarded as local snakes in the underworld, and he will stay here for another three days, so he decided to show his identity as white and black in front of these two people.
I'm going, it's really white and black. The bull head and the horse face were stunned, and then they knelt down. This really means that Cao Cao is coming!My two brothers were just discussing to seek advice from the Immortal Bai Jiahei, but I didn't expect to see the real body in the blink of an eye.
"Hello, Shangxian, it can be regarded as seeing a real person!"
"Shangxian, you are like the guiding light of my life! It's great to see you all the time!"
"Shangxian, you look so young, look at your clothes, look at your appearance, you are worthy of being a white and black Shangxian."
"Is Shangxian tired? How about my little god asking the waiter in the shop to prepare some tea for you?"
For a moment, Niu Tou and Ma Mian frantically patted Han Feng's ass, rubbing his shoulders and serving tea and water.
Although there is no food that strangers can eat in the underworld, there is still tea, and this kind of tea can only be sprayed out in the area managed by the Ksitigarbha King, and it is rarely used. A place away from people.
PS: If you are interested in recommending a friend's book "The Strongest Urban Law God", you can read it.
(End of this chapter)
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