Heavenly Court Reader

Chapter 365

But in general, Han Feng is still very satisfied with "Zhu Xian" which was completed on the first day, at least the manuscript fee has doubled, and besides that, he also got a [-] gold fairy fan on the first day.

Two thousand gold fairy powder on the first day, enough for Han Feng to stand in front of those fairy families for a while!

However, Han Feng was happy here, but on the other hand, half of the fairy families who received the gifts in the fairy world were forced.

There is no other reason, but because most of the gifts received by many fairy families this time are in strange shapes, which are not as easy to accept as Coca-Cola, prehistoric fruits, etc. back then.

Among the gifts received this time, some fairy families received a fucking iron pot as a gift, and some fairy families received a simpler gift, just a dozen chopsticks for eating.

Iron pan?Chopsticks?Don't be disgusted with this, it's all good!
Balloons, bubble gum, chocolates, luck-prevention kits, etc., these gifts are all in return, and I don’t know which fairy family will be so lucky to receive that box of luck-prevention kits! ! !

In short, the gifts Han Feng returned this time were all messy things, and even he himself didn't pay attention to them.

"Fuck, what is this?"

In Immortal World, Jinglong King, who lived in the broken well next to the land, looked at the blue box that fell from the top of his head into his hand with a confused face, and then took out a few small packets of things in red packaging from the box. .

The small red package feels soft to the touch, and I don’t know what it contains, but King Jing Long can still recognize the line of simplified Chinese characters on the package. Who told us to be a good fairy who loves to read Woolen cloth!
"Beloved outfit, a small natural rubber condom with one inside."

"What the hell is this?" Jing Longwang stroked his dragon beard, feeling a little dazed, completely unclear about the meaning of this sentence.

However, since this thing is a return gift from Bai Jiahei, it shouldn't be something ordinary, right?

King Jing Long thought so, and tore open the small red package casually, but when he took out the contents from the package, he was dumbfounded, "San Qing, what the hell is this?"

Jing Longwang looked at the small milky white gelatinous thing in his hand with a confused face. There was a little bump on it, and he pulled it slightly with his hand, and it felt very elastic.

However, this thing is just a little more flexible, and it doesn't seem to have any other uses!

Jing Longwang tried all of his consciousness and magic power, but there was no movement at all.

After a long time, King Jinglong still couldn't figure out what this pinch of milky white jelly was in his hand.
In the end, he could only guess secretly based on the pissing nature of white and black return gifts in the past: "Could it be that this is also a kind of food that can be eaten?"

Things to eat?This is very possible!

Think about Bai Jiahei's previous gifts in return, either Coca-Cola or wild fruit, these things are all edible, and they are not ordinary.

Thinking of this, King Jing Long threw the milky white gelatinous object into his mouth casually, ready to try whether it was edible or not.

However, before he could chew twice, he spit out the contents of his mouth, accompanied by a disgusting impulse, "Damn! What the hell is this? This bitch is too unpalatable Right! Why do you feel that there is a salty taste in your mouth?"

Jinglong King, who was vomiting, didn't notice that on the red package he discarded earlier, there was actually an English letter on the back: "durex".

Of course, even if he finds out, he doesn't know this English sentence, and it will only be regarded as some kind of sign by him.

However, if there are mortal men present here, they will probably know what it is when they see this sentence in English!

Durex, Durex!Famous brand products in the condom industry, no deception!

"Damn it, Bai Jiahei is a scumbag, what the hell is this gift in return? It tastes so bad!" After vomiting for a long time, Jing Longwang couldn't help yelling.

Although the food tasted salty in the mouth, it was full of chewiness, so Jing Long Wang still felt that this food had a kind of food, but the taste was too unpalatable, and he didn't think about other aspects.

At this moment, at least half of the fairy families who received Han Feng's gift in the entire fairy world are suffering from the same situation as Jinglong King, except that things are slightly different.

For example: A fairy who received a balloon in return, his situation is almost exactly the same as that of Jinglong King, but he is better than Jinglong King, at least he will not feel salty when he tries to eat it!

Another example: a fairy who received bubble gum in return, his situation is not so optimistic. When he was eating bubble gum, he felt pretty good and sweet at first, but when he swallowed the bubble gum, Ni Ma is a tragedy!
What is bubble gum?I think most people who have eaten it know that this is a kind of edible plastic made of natural gum or glycerin resin as the base of the colloid, adding sugar, starch syrup, mint or brandy essence, etc., and blending and pressing.

This thing is non-toxic and non-irritating, but it is not easy to digest!
Especially when bubble gum is swallowed into the digestive tract, it is very slow to be digested by the human body alone, and it is very sticky.

Originally, if you only eat one or two bubble gums at a time, even if you swallow them in your stomach, it will not have any effect.

But this fairy who received the bubble gum in return, Nima ate dozens of bubble gum in his hand in one go, so when he swallowed these bubble gum in one gulp, it would be a tragedy!

Dozens of bubble gum, full of weight, full of stickiness, not suitable for digestion
So, when the fairy swallowed the bubble gum, it naturally slid down his throat and into his stomach.

But on the way to the stomach, the thing squeaked and stuck to his intestines.

A large lump of bubble gum has stuck to the intestines. If it is placed on a mortal, then you have to find a way to get it out!Otherwise, it will definitely affect eating!
However, putting it on the immortal will not affect any eating, it just made the immortal vomit for a long time, and almost didn't spit out his intestines.

In this way, it seems that those immortals who received pots, pans and pans in return were the luckiest. At least with a clear eye, they knew that the gifts they received this time were not for food.

However, immortals don't need to eat whole grains, so those immortals who received pots and pans, etc., and their own wonderful gifts, still couldn't help cursing at Bai Jiahei in their hearts!
PS: The third short story is over, and the countdown to the end of the book is coming! ! !
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