Mysterious treasure chest

Chapter 227 Am I Not Handsome?

The doctors and nurses were dumbfounded. They looked at the dusty bar door, and the corners of their mouths started to twitch. They thought, are you bullying our IQ?

If the gate of the bar could speak, it would definitely say with a sad face at this time: Blame me?
Fortunately, Ivan's injury was fatal, and the doctors and nurses were too lazy to do anything about this kind of social dispute, so they got into the ambulance with a stretcher.

Before getting into the car, Niya winked at Yang Hao and asked, "Handsome guy, do you have a girlfriend?"

As soon as this remark came out, Zuo Ling had already exploded before Yang Hao could speak.

She jumped over and stared at Nia, and said viciously: "Yes! He has several girlfriends, and his fiancée already has one. The establishment has already been full, and there are several substitutes, so don't even think about it!"

Yang Hao looked confused, and said to himself: Damn it, what happened?Why don't I know how many girlfriends I have?And what the hell is the compilation!
Wu Tingting took a step forward at this time and nodded to Niya: "Sister Ling is right. I can testify that Yang Hao's girlfriend quota is already full, and even seriously exceeded the standard. You are useless, just give up."

puff!
Yang Hao almost vomited blood, but he didn't say anything after thinking about it. The more you describe this kind of thing, the darker it gets.

Unexpectedly, Nia smiled: "It's okay, I'm not very demanding. I can be a lover if I can't be a girlfriend. How about it, handsome guy, do you want a date?"

Puff puff!
There was a sound of vomiting blood, and Ergou asked Sanpao with a resentful face: "Sanpao, why do you say that there are so many beauties rushing to post to Brother Hao, but I don't even have a girlfriend, am I not handsome? ?”

Sanpao looked at Ergou's face carefully, and finally comforted him: "No, you're just unobtrusively handsome."

Puff!

The little monk next to him laughed and laughed: "Hahaha, Brother Pao, I... I just found out today that you are so humorous, so handsome? Ahahaha!"

Ergou's face was dark, and he didn't want to say anything.

Sanpao scratched his head, finally patted Ergou on the shoulder, and remedied: "Brother, don't be discouraged, you just can't find a girlfriend, you can still be gay, there is true love everywhere in the world, don't give up hope."

thump!
The little monk was already on the ground laughing, and the second dog was about to shed tears, wailing in his heart: Brother, I just don’t want to give up the treatment, woo woo woo!
On the other side, Zuo Ling was chasing people away with a black face: "Niya, can you still be a little ashamed? You can say such shameless things as a lover? You should get in the car and get out, I didn't see you Is my brother about to raise his braids?"

Wu Tingting shared the same hatred: "That's right, it's not your place to be a lover, so get out!"

At this time, the nurses in the ambulance also began to rush.

Niya had no choice but to blow a kiss to Yang Hao, waved her hand and said, "Then I'll go first, handsome guy, I'll ask you for medical expenses some other day, and then we can communicate better, bye!"

When she said "communication", she emphasized her tone. As expected, she is worthy of the eighth grade of Mandarin major, and she can even play with ambiguous puns.

The ambulance left in the dust, Zuo Ling and Wu Tingting stretched out their hands to grab Yang Hao's ears, and threatened him with their teeth and claws: "If you dare to deal with this shameless, Ukrainian big girl, believe it or not, we will call all the sisters immediately." Come on, make me happy every minute!"

Yang Hao's head was full of black lines, and he shouted for grievances: "Please, I didn't say a word just now, why are you reacting so much? It's like catching a rape in bed, and isn't there a pure friendship between us?"

Zuo Ling and Wu Tingting looked at each other and spat together: "Bah! Who is your pure friendship with you? You are such a bad person, you are pure wool?!"

After finishing speaking, the two girls blushed, turned around and ran away.

"Fuck me, I'm bad? How the hell am I bad? It's obvious that your motives are not pure, so you still blame me?"

Yang Hao pouted, greeted Ergou and the others, and went back to the dormitory.

……

"Hey, third child, have you come back from the capital?"

Yang Hao opened the door and saw that Jiang Tianxi was actually in the dormitory, packing up his things, mainly some books.

Jiang Tianxi put down the "Das Kapital" in his hand. The book had been read very old by him, and there were still a lot of note papers for taking notes.

He first came over and hugged Yang Hao, then smiled and said, "It's been a few days since I came back, but I'm busy arranging things to go abroad, so I haven't contacted you."

Yang Hao was taken aback: "Going abroad? You don't go to school?"

Jiang Tianxi shrugged: "During this time, I have thought a lot, and after going through the test of life and death last time, my outlook on life has undergone a huge change."

"Originally, I have always adhered to the philosophy of life that has been passed down from generation to generation in my family, that is, the best kind is like water and the golden mean."

"Then follow the arrangements of the elders and go on step by step. The future is completely predictable. It is always nothing more than a matter of officials and officials. Even matters such as marriage and childbirth are not up to me to decide."

"But now, I'm completely thinking about it. People live for a lifetime, and the grass and trees fall in autumn. Why can't I live according to my own wishes?"

Jiang Tianxi explained: "I don't mean to eat, drink, prostitute, gamble and smoke. That kind of depraved life is better than being a marionette."

"I want to go around the world. It's not a quick trip, but a leisurely trip."

"Go and see the world, appreciate the scenery along the way, experience different lives, and see if I can find the life I want."

"After studying philosophy for so many years, the result was that I used to patronize and study the political economics of 'fighting with others'."

He finally smiled heartily: "Haha, now I realize how boring it is. Life is short, what's the point of fighting? It's better to walk around the world with one Xiao and one sword, fourth child, do you think it's possible for me to be a Writer?"

Yang Hao was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. He patted Jiang Tianxi's shoulder and said earnestly, "Old man, Wen Qing is a disease that needs to be cured!"

Jiang Tianxi rolled his eyes, and exaggeratedly covered his chest: "Fuck, fourth child, I thought you would encourage me, but I didn't expect you to shoot me an arrow. Oh, my heart is broken!"

"Please, third child, you've almost broken through "Das Kapital". The poison is so deep, how can it be so easy to understand?"

Yang Hao casually picked up the "Das Kapital" on the table and flipped through it, curling his lips: "Besides, if you give up the picky one, can your family agree? Even if you think about it with your ass, you know it's impossible."

Jiang Tianxi gave a thumbs up and smiled: "Sure enough, I can't hide it from you. In fact, I just went abroad for a stroll. Firstly, I want to relax, and secondly, I have other tasks."

(End of this chapter)