Mysterious treasure chest

Chapter 68: Dongbatian Nandangtian

Chapter 68: Dongbatian Nandangtian
Three in the afternoon.

The four returned to the dormitory sweating profusely.

Cheng Yaodong and Yang Hao entered the room first, carrying computer accessories and two big watermelons in their hands.

Liu Lan followed closely behind, holding two sun umbrellas in her hands and applying sunscreen on her face.

The last one to come in was Jiang Tianxi, and he stopped the car.

The vehicle the four of them took just now was Jiang Tianxi's car, a Volvo XC60, the price was about 40 to [-].

In Donghai City, where luxury cars are everywhere, this car can only be regarded as a very common low-key model.

Moreover, Jiang Tianxi has repeatedly emphasized that this is the car of a good friend of his. The other party has gone abroad, so he lent the car to him for long-term use and maintenance.

"Come on, brother, you have worked hard, let's take a break and eat watermelon."

Yang Hao wiped off his sweat, took off his shirt, and prepared to cut watermelon.

"Damn it, fourth brother, is your fleshy body real or fake!!"

The one who spoke so directly was of course the boss, Cheng Yaodong. He opened his eyes wide and stared at Yang Hao's naked upper body in disbelief.

"Oh my gosh my eyes are hurting a ton!"

Liu Lan raised her orchid fingers, as if she wanted to come up and touch Yang Hao's muscles, but she was embarrassed, and could only sigh shyly: "The Lun family also wants this kind of perfect figure. Fourth, you Teach me how to exercise."

Even Jiang Tianxi, who was the last to enter the door, was shocked by Yang Hao's white but sharp back muscles.

He didn't speak, but he felt even more strange in his heart.

Jiang Tianxi himself is very keen on fitness, but so far, he has never seen such a perfect muscle group.

Even the top personal fitness trainers he had come into contact with seemed too rough compared to Yang Hao's perfect upper body.

That's right, it's 'rough'. Unless the special effects of duangduangduang are added to those perfect bodies that have been exercised the day after tomorrow, they will never have such perfect effects as Yang Hao.

"This... What kind of monster is this guy? Could it be that the goblin in the mountains cultivated into a human form?"

Jiang Tianxi, who has read Marx's philosophy well and firmly believes in atheism, couldn't help feeling confused.

"Ahem, cough, it's okay, if you look at me like that again, I won't dare to take off my pants to take a shower. Hurry up and eat watermelon, it's hotter, watermelon looks better than me."

Yang Hao coughed a few times, cut up the watermelon, turned on the air conditioner, and ran into the bathroom as if fleeing.

After a while, he came out wearing big underpants.

As a result, there was another exclamation.

"Damn it, fourth brother, you might as well take off your underpants, one blow will kill us."

"9494, the Lun family's eyes suffered tons of damage again. The Lun family also wants such toned thighs, woo woo woo!"

"Oh, fourth brother, it's not the third brother who told you. Next time you choose underpants, don't choose white ones, they are too see-through. Look, that silhouette like a giant python has already betrayed your size."

Jiang Tianxi's final attack was fatal.

Yang Hao looked down and saw a big black shadow in front of the underpants.

"Fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll just change to a black one!"

He quickly yelled, pulled out a pair of black sports pants, and went into the bathroom.

The other three stood outside, you looked at me, I looked at you, without saying a word.

"Hey, they are all men. Why is this guy so talented? This is also hurting his self-esteem, woo woo woo..."

In the bottom of their hearts, the three of them thought in unison, it was simply lifeless.

……

……

Before four o'clock, Cheng Yaodong finished Yang Hao's new computer, and even installed the system and games.

"Come on, fourth brother, Brother Dong gives you a full-level account, it's just a gift. It's not worth much, it just saves you time in leveling."

Cheng Yaodong clapped his hands, turned on the new computer, entered LOL, and entered an account number with his fingers flying.

Telecom District [-], the ID is 'Da Dong Ge Yu Yao Yao Zero'.

There are basic offensive and defensive runes, no skins, not many heroes, and I don't even play ranked. It can be regarded as a standard studio playing a 30-level trumpet.

"This is a virgin account. I haven't used this account before live broadcasting."

Cheng Yaodong said, looked at the other two, and shouted: "Second, third, you two also expressed your gratitude, the seafood feast at noon, you two did not eat less."

"Hey, Ann, just for the fourth son's giant python, the Lun family has to give him a few epic skins, maybe the little sisters of the Lun family will still have needs in the future."

Liu Lan wiped the hand cream, and glanced coquettishly at Yang Hao's underpants.

Yang Hao's chrysanthemum tightened instantly, and he covered his crotch.

"Then I'll give the fourth brother a few heroes, plus a name change card."

As Jiang Tianxi said, he seemed to add a sentence with good intentions: "But, the fourth child, at the level of the second child, his little sisters must be Bai Fumei, if you have sex with them, you won't suffer .”

"Third brother, you traitor to the revolution, I misunderstood you!"

Yang Hao quickly pointed at Jiang Tianxi, made a joke, and changed the subject.

"Come on, don't discuss these lower body issues, hurry up and get into the game. My brother will take you to the hacker, and get a fan, the live broadcast room is so hungry and thirsty."

Cheng Yaodong sat back in front of his computer and urged.

Jiang Tianxi asked worriedly: "Boss, this is the first time for the fourth child to play, are you sure you don't want him to play the human machine first?"

"I'm afraid, it's just a small game to abuse the dishes. With my Dian Dadong brother here, you can play whatever you want, cool!"

"9494, don't worry about the third child, and the Lun family is looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally they are looking forward to a fourth child who is better than me. Is it easy for me?"

"Hehe, it's okay. Anyway, the boss has a clue, so I'll go in and play casually. You don't have to worry about the third child."

Yang Hao looked indifferent, taking advantage of the time when Cheng Yaodong opened the live broadcast room to call Myra fans, he opened Baidu, searched for LOL information sites, and began to browse the novice tutorials at a glance.

Ten minutes later, Cheng Yaodong built the room with a trumpet, and pulled Yang Hao and the others in.

Suddenly, he blinked his eyes, temporarily turned off the microphone, and shouted back: "Brothers, let's change some unified and distinctive IDs, which can be regarded as a symbol of brotherhood in our dormitory 203, how about it?"

"Okay, isn't it just a name change card, the Lun family has no objection."

Liu Lan frustrates her little nails with nail clippers, and seconded first.

Jiang Tianxi and Yang Hao looked at each other and agreed indifferently.

"Haha, that's good, but... what ID should I change? Let me think about it... I have it!"

Cheng Yaodong was in a hurry to start the live broadcast, and he didn't have time to think about it, so he shouted: "The four of us just use the names of southeast and northwest, my name is 'Dong Batian', the second child is 'Nan Dang Tian', and the third child is 'Xi Po Tian'." , how about adding '203' in front of the fourth 'Bei Ri Tian'?"

"Oh my god, boss, your brain circuit is simply against the sky. It has broken the limit of what I can bear. Nan Dangtian? The Lun family is fucking your sister!"

"Boss, although I am a qualified and civilized person, but... sucking Potian? I suck your sister!"

"Hehe, Boss, I'm not your sister anymore, but Ritian or something, you're trying to force me to turn my back on you!"

The three of them looked at each other, nodded heavily, and rushed over together, ravaging the boss.

In the end, when entering the game, the IDs of the four are in this order.

For Dongsha, Nansao, Xilang, and Beikuang, add '203の' in front and '.avi' in the back.

"Wow, Brother Dadong, these are all your brothers? But why is your ID so simple and honest..."

The fan who was pulled in by Cheng Yaodong to make a fuss couldn't help but speak in his voice.

This person's ID name is 'I have two high-players', and he looks like a prostitute at first glance!

"Simple and honest, my sister, believe it or not, I won't take you to cheat in the future!"

Cheng Yaodong was furious. After threatening him, he looked at his ID and couldn't help crying.

"My Dadong brother's famous name in the first life is ruined here! If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have died just now. Change the ID of Maoyan. How good it is to play honestly, woo woo woo..."

(End of this chapter)

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