Chapter 10

After returning from the supermarket, Pan Erjun kept his face darkened. Ying Yinger rubbed her nose and walked into the kitchen. She approached Pan Erjun who was washing the vegetables and smiled flatteringly: "Do you want me to help?"

Pan Erjun flatly refused: "No need."

"Hey, why is this so embarrassing? How can I just eat and not do anything?"

"You think too much." Pan Erjun picked up the white radish in the pool, turned around and picked up the knife, put the radish on the cutting board, skillfully wielded the kitchen knife in his hand, and slashed it, every piece was actually the same Size, thickness and equal.

"Wow, you are amazing, have you ever learned cooking?" Ying Yinger looked at him adoringly and asked.

"No."

"Oh." Ying Yinger looked at his quick movements and said with a smile, "Since you don't need my help, then I won't get in the way here, hehe, thank you for your hard work."

Pan Erjun kept moving his hands, and said flatly: "So you think too much."

"what?"

"I never said I would make it for you to eat."

Ah... It turns out that she is being self-indulgent.Hmph, it's amazing, isn't it just cooking?Don't I?When he finishes cooking, I will also show my hand and let him see what a chef level is.Ying Yinger curled her lips, walked out of the kitchen depressedly, and sat back in the living room to play with her mobile phone.

Alas, looking at the phone in her hand, Ying Yinger suddenly felt a little bored.When I go to work, I either look at my mobile phone or at the computer. After get off work, I also use my mobile phone to surf the Internet. Every day when I open my eyes, I surf the Internet, and when I close my eyes, I go to sleep. It seems that I have nothing to do without looking at my mobile phone every day.The ancients bowed their heads to think of their hometown, while modern people send WeChat, browse Weibo, play games, and watch videos on the screen of their mobile phones. They are called "head-down people".

As a terminally ill "head-lowering family", Ying Yinger sent a message to her friend Chu Han on WeChat: It seems that I have "mobile phone dependence".

After a while, Chu Han replied calmly: Please remove the "seemingly".

Ying Ying'er is angry: I just look like it!I seem to be!
Chu Han continued to remain calm: Stop screaming, go to Baidu Auntie to test it and you will know.

Ah, a good idea, Ying Yinger opened Baidu, entered the five words "mobile phone dependence", and dozens of links appeared immediately.She randomly clicked on "Ten Criteria for Judging Mobile Phone Dependence" and began to test herself:

1. Do you always put your phone on you, if you don't bring it, you will feel upset and unable to do other things?

Ah, Ying Yinger raised her head and thought for a while, it seems to be true.

2. When the phone does not ring for a period of time, will you feel uncomfortable and subconsciously check if there are any missed calls on the phone?

Ah, it seems to be again.

3. Do you always have the illusion that "my phone is ringing", and even often take other people's phone ringtones as your own.

Well, yes yes.

4. When answering a call, do you often feel surrounded by the radiation waves of the mobile phone?
Well, it seems a little bit.

5. Do you often subconsciously look for your mobile phone and take out your mobile phone to have a look at it from time to time?
Very much in line!

6. Do you often fear that the phone will shut down automatically?
Well, yes.

7. Do you turn on your cell phone while you sleep at night?
Yes, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and take a look.

8. When your mobile phone often fails to connect to the line or receive a signal, do you feel anxious and powerless, and your temper becomes irritable?
Will do!

9. Recently, do you often have symptoms such as numbness in hands and feet, palpitations, dizziness, sweating, and gastrointestinal dysfunction?
These symptoms... seem to be all there.

10. Would you rather lose important relationships and work in order to play with your mobile phone?
Ah, this one is not.Oh, and finally one that isn't.

Summary: As long as there are more than five of the above ten situations, it can be judged that you have "mobile phone dependence".If there are more than seven, it can be judged as a strong "mobile phone dependence".If you have more than nine or more, well, congratulations!There is no cure for you!
Ahhh, Ying Ying'er lay on the table and screamed: I am the one who is hopeless!
Ying Yinger sent the test link to Chu Han: You can test it.

After a while, Chu Han calmly replied: All ten types are hit.

Wahaha, Ying Yinger gloated and said: Another person who has to bring his mobile phone into the coffin when he dies.Great, there is no cure for someone with me!Ying Yinger is the kind of person who wants to be buried with someone after death, and Chu Han just satisfied her unhealthy mentality, so she started looking at her phone happily again.

After a while, Qin Yu came to say hello on WeChat.Ah, Manager Qin, Ying Yinger wanted to reply, but she didn't know what to talk to him about. After thinking for a long time, she first sent a smiley face, and after a while, she received another smiley face.

Ying Yinger sent the test questions to Qin Yu again without saying anything: Manager Qin, take a test.

After a while, Qin Yu replied: Well, only the seventh point is a little bit, because I am afraid that my colleagues will contact me for urgent work.

Ying Yinger replied: Ah, that's great, Manager Qin is mentally healthy.

Qin Yu smiled: How many kinds of Yinger are there?
Ying Yinger replied with shame: I... I... nine kinds.

Qin Yu asked curiously: Which one is not?

Ying Yinger copied the tenth point and sent it to Qin Yu.

Qin Yu smiled: Well, hehe, there is still help.

Ying Yinger asked hopefully: Really?

Qin Yuhui: When you have a boyfriend, you can recover without medicine.

Ying Yinger replied dejectedly: Alas...no one wants it.

Qin Yu: No, no, Yinger is so cute, many people will like it.

Is he complimenting me?Ying Ying'er held her face happily, and couldn't stop smiling and looked at the phone. He said I'm cute!He said that many people like me, so, does his subtext mean that he also likes me?
Just when Ying Yinger wanted to roll all over the floor happily, Pan Erjun came out with the dishes, looked at her expression and frowned and said, "What's the matter with you? You can make such an idiot expression while looking at your mobile phone?"

Ying Ying'er forcibly withdrew her sweet smile, and looked at Pan Erjun unhappily: "You care about me? Huh!"

Pan Erjun put the fried dishes on the dining table, then turned back to the kitchen to serve the dishes.Ying Yinger saw that it was roast beef with white radish, it looked delicious!

Ying Yinger rolled her eyes, raised her hand and quickly picked up a piece of beef from the plate and threw it into her mouth.So hot!With red eyes, he spat out the beef on the palm of his hand again.At this time, Pan Erjun came out again with a plate, and Ying Yinger immediately threw the beef in her mouth again.His tongue was so hot that it hurt, and tears rolled in his eyes.

Pan Erjun looked at her suspiciously. He was still smiling just now, why did he turn around with an expression of about to cry?

Pan Erjun put down a plate of braised chicken wings, turned around and went back to the kitchen, Ying Yinger stuck out her tongue, quickly chewed the beef in her mouth a few times, and swallowed it.Well, it tastes delicious, at least ten steps better than her craft.

Ying Yinger secretly glanced at Pan Erjun who was busy in the kitchen, raised her hand and stole another piece of chicken wing, blew it hard twice, and threw it into her mouth again.Well, it's so delicious!It's spicy enough!

Ying Yinger squinted her eyes happily. Yinger's hometown dish, Anhui cuisine, has a strong taste, spicy and salty. She has liked spicy food since she was a child.But the dishes here in Ningbo are rather bland, even a little sweet. Every time I eat out, I don’t like it, and I cook it myself, but it’s not tasty enough. I didn’t expect Pan Erjun to have the same taste as hers. She likes spicy food!
"Deduct 100 yuan. Reason: Stealing food." Pan Erjun came up with a soup plate, which contained extremely delicious hot and sour soup!
Ying Ying'er puffed out her mouth, spat out the bones in her mouth, looked at the soup in his hand with glowing eyes, and said: "Drink it, eat it, as long as you let me eat this meal, I will let you eat it!"

Pan Erjun looked at Ying Ying'er with a greedy face, nodded amusedly and agreed: "Let's eat it for you."

Ying Yinger threw the phone aside, and jumped up as if she was amnesty: "Oh yeah, let's eat."

With her job in hand, she thought: If there is No. 11 in "Mobile Phone Dependence": If you can forget to eat to look at your phone, she is definitely not this one.Hey, stretch out your chopsticks and eat big chunks of beef.Well, it's delicious!
While eating, she didn't pay attention, and another WeChat message from Qin Yu appeared on her phone.

Qin Yu waited on the other side of WeChat for a long time, but Ying Yinger did not answer his question.He tilted his head, his eyes dimmed, and after another 5 minutes, he turned off his phone, went to the window, lit a cigarette, and smoked slowly.

After dinner, Ying Yinger took the initiative to clean the pot and wash the dishes. After finishing everything, she returned to the living room and saw Pan Erjun peeling apples.His method of peeling apples is very special. First, he uses a delicate silver fruit knife to cut the apple from the middle and cut it in half. Evenly six petals, and then peeled one by one, dig out the kernel in the middle, put the white and tender flesh into the delicate crystal fruit bowl.Ying Ying'er rested her chin and looked at him, her loose hair blocked his usually sharp and cold eyes, but there was a kind of gentleness with low eyebrows on her petite and delicate face.

Pan Erjun arranged the peeled apples, and then sprinkled a handful of cherry tomatoes in the middle, and a simple and brightly colored fruit platter appeared instantly.

Ying Ying'er sneered: "What are you doing so beautifully? It makes me reluctant to eat."

Pan Erjun glanced at her, pushed the plate with apple peels in front of her and said, "Your."

Ying Yinger was not angry either, she pinched a piece of apple peel and put it in her mouth to chew: "Do you know? The nutrition of an apple is all in the peel. People nowadays are wrong if they don't eat apple peel."

Pan Erjun took a fruit fork, forked a piece of apple and ate it gracefully, completely ignoring Ying Yinger's fallacies.It is true that apple peels are nutritious, but are there still fewer pesticides on apple peels?
Ying Yinger took an unpeeled apple and ate it with big mouthfuls: "I thought you were showing it. Don't you think it's troublesome for you to eat apples like this?"

"do not think so."

Ying Yinger blinked, tilted her head and looked at Pan Erjun who had turned into a woman and smiled: "Actually, you look pretty good like this."

Pan Erjun looked up at her.

"It smells like a good wife."

Pan Erjun gave her a cold look, raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you want to be deducted money?"

Ying Ying'er stuck out her tongue, as if I didn't say anything, picked up the mobile phone that had been left aside just now, and started to check Weibo and WeChat again.

There is an unread message from Qin Yu on WeChat.Ying Ying'er clicked on it and saw it said: Ying'er, what's the matter recently?Do you have any opinion on me?

Ying Yinger was startled, why?Ying Yinger hastily replied: No, no, I have absolutely no opinion on you.

After the message was sent, there was no response for a long time. It seemed that he was not with the phone.

Ying Yinger sighed, distressed, how could Manager Qin think that I have a problem with him?Looking up at Pan Erjun who was eating an apple and reading the newspaper, it must be someone's fault!Ying Yinger shouted angrily: "Hi!"

Someone is habitually ignoring her.

"Hey! You're sitting over there reading the newspaper."

Someone turned a page, and the newspaper looked really good.

Ying Yinger rolled her eyes at the sky, got up and sat on the chair next to Pan Erjun, put her head in front of him and smiled hypocritically: "Mr. Pan! Director Pan!"

Someone looked up at her impatiently.

Ying Yinger smiled flatteringly: "Hey, what's so interesting about the newspaper, let's have a chat?"

Someone flatly refused: "No."

"Why?" She stared at him, staring at him hard.

"Wasting my time."

Ying Yinger closed her eyes hard, retracted her fist that was almost raised, and smiled hypocritically. Ying Yinger found that her concentration has improved a lot recently, and she has developed a certain degree of immunity to the blow that Pan Erjun blurted out.

"Let's have a chat!" Ying Ying'er grabbed Pan Erjun's arm, her whole body shaking like a baby.

Pan Erjun frowned and withdrew his hand, threatening: "The money has been deducted."

Ying Yinger shook her head: "Deduct it! I want to talk to you about deducting the money!" In order to impress Manager Qin, I am willing to be deducted!

"Okay, deduct one hundred." Pan Erjun took out his notebook and wrote "minus one hundred" on it, and then thought, "Oh, there is still one hundred deducted from the meal just now." Then the "one" of "minus" The word was changed to "two", reason: voluntary detention.After Pan Erjun finished writing, he looked at the notebook with satisfaction, closed it and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Ying Yinger looked sadly at him and deducted another 200 yuan from her, raised her hand pitifully and stole an apple from Pan Erjun's plate, bit her mouth and said, "Well, I just want to ask you not to treat me all the time. Manager Qin's face is cold, others are fine, and I don't expect that I will have any popularity in the company after our bodies are changed back, but...but...at least Manager Qin..."

Pan Erjun looked at Ying Yinger, whose voice became softer as she spoke, and asked, "Do you like him that much?"

Ying Yinger froze for a moment, lowered her head, and nodded.

Pan Erjun asked curiously: "Why do you like him?"

"That..." Ying Yinger looked up at him, smiled shyly, and said weakly after a long time with her fingers, "Actually, Manager Qin is a senior in my university."

"You also graduated from Peking University?"

Ying Ying'er squinted at him: "What's your expression?"

"Nothing." Pan Erjun withdrew his surprised expression.

Ying Yinger nodded in satisfaction, and when she was about to continue, Pan Erjun still couldn't help asking: "Does Peking University have self-funded students?"

"I got in! I got in!" Ying Yinger thumped the table and shouted.Why every time I tell others that I graduated from Peking University, no one believes me!Did he really look like an idiot?People are obviously good at learning.

"Oh, you go on."

Ying Yinger glared at him, the atmosphere of good memories was completely destroyed by him, she calmed down for a long time before continuing: "Manager Qin is two years older than me, he was the chairman of our student union at that time, when I first entered the school, he was in charge of receiving newborn."

Ying Yinger's face turned red as she spoke, her eyes drifted away, and her memory went back to the first time she saw Qin Yu: "It was a hot summer, and the cicadas on the tree called out 'croak gua la' , the sun was blaring down like a 'crash'."

Pan Erjun interrupted her: "Hey, get to the point." He graduated from Peking University, what an adjective!
Ying Yinger coughed, and continued: "At that time, Manager Qin was a clean and handsome young man, his smile was very gentle, don't you think his smile is very charming?"

Pan Erjun shook his head: "I don't think so."

Ying Yinger snorted: "You are a man, you don't understand! At that time, Manager Qin said to me in a nice voice: 'Come over here and sign your name.' When I blushed and took the ballpoint pen from him I accidentally touched his fingertips while I was walking, and for a moment, I felt like an electric shock! Do you know? This is the legendary love at first sight!"

"Hey!"

"why are you laughing?"

Pan Erjun sneered: "Love at first sight? Have you read too many romance novels? You like it when you see a handsome guy. How dare you talk about love at first sight. How can true love be so simple?"

Ying Yinger refused: "Then tell me, what is true love?"

Mr. Pan Er said: "Anyway, it's not what you said."

Ying Yinger snorted again: "You said it as if you understood it very well, do you have someone you like?"

Pan Erjun's smiling eyes suddenly turned cold: "No."

Ying Yinger looked at him strangely, and asked curiously, "Then what kind do you like?"

Pan Erjun replied affirmatively: "The opposite type to you."

Ying Yinger clapped her hands and laughed: "Yo, we have reached a consensus! Me too!"

Pan Erjun fiddled with the fruit knife on the table, and asked softly, "And then?"

"Then, then there is the story of a girl secretly in love with a boy. Oh, let's not talk about it! It's so boring to talk to you! Anyway, I like him very much, you have to treat him better, or wait until I return to my body How to chase him when?"

Pan Erjun turned the fruit knife in his hand, and asked with a look of contempt for her, "Just you?"

"What's wrong with me?"

"Hmph, you have a heart but no guts."

Ying Yinger stared at him and wanted to scold, but thinking about what he said...but it was very correct!I really don't have the guts!
(End of this chapter)

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