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Chapter 340 Alien Girlfriend (11)
Chapter 340 Alien Girlfriend (11)
The bed creaked.
"Boom, boom, boom!" There was a loud knock on the door.
"Tang An, what are you doing in the room? Why does your bed keep ringing?" The stepmother's loud voice sounded outside the door.
Tang An was taken aback, looked at the person below him, and asked in a hoarse voice: "What should I do?"
Shui Yao clasped his head, slightly curved the corners of his mouth, and continued to kiss his lips.
Under the violent knocking on the door, the battle ended.
Tang An collapsed beside her exhaustedly, ignoring the knock on the door.
"Tang An, what the hell are you doing? Open the door quickly, or I'll hit the door."
When Tang An heard it, he was a little anxious, and said to Shui Yao: "You should hide for a while, otherwise she will break in."
Shui Yao handed the converter to her and said with a smile: "Why don't you just tell her that I am your girlfriend."
"Yes, but not now. If she sees us like this, she will mistakenly think that you are not a good girl. I will find a formal occasion for you to meet when the time is right."
Tang An's gentle voice warmed Shui Yao's heart.
The door was slammed with a 'dong dong dong'.
It was knocked away with a 'bang'.
Startled, Tang An looked back at Shui Yao, only to find that she had disappeared.
The stepmother's gaze swept across the room, but she didn't see what she suspected, but she saw Tang An sitting naked on the bed, wrapped in a quilt.
The smell of hormones lingered in the room, and the stepmother shouted: "What did you do in the room?"
"I'm fine, I'm sleeping..." Tang An stared at his stepmother awkwardly.
The stepmother pointed at him and yelled: "I tell you, don't cheat on me at home with women, make other people's stomachs bigger, and don't ask me for abortion money."
Tang An stared at his stepmother in a daze, why did he speak so harshly.
The stepmother searched around the room again, opened the closet, looked under the bed, and found that there was no woman, so she took a look at the quilt covering Tang An's body.
Seeing her staring at him, Tang An immediately clutched the quilt tightly, for fear of being thrown off.
Not to mention my own mother, it is not allowed to see my own naked buttocks, let alone a stepmother.
The stepmother really wanted to tear off the quilt to see if he had done something, but in the end she thought it was wrong, so she gave another warning before leaving.
Tang An breathed a sigh of relief, frightened to death.
Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead with his hands, he should have controlled it earlier.
Shui Yao came in quietly, saw that he was sweating profusely from fright, and handed the converter to him, saying, "Isn't it exciting?"
"I'm going to be scared to death, and it's exciting."
Shui Yao kissed him and smiled sweetly.
The key to the bedroom had been smashed by the stepmother, Tang An was a little frightened, afraid that the stepmother would break in again privately.
So on the second day, he immediately asked the lock picker to change the lock for him.
The stepmother put her hands on her hips: "What is there to repair? It doesn't cost money. I live in my own home. What is there to repair?"
Although I don't like her stepmother's chatter, but in order to allow Shui Yao to safely enter and exit her bedroom, she must repair it, even if she is beaten or scolded.
After the lock was repaired, Tang An smiled and said to his angry stepmother, "I also need privacy."
"Privacy? What kind of privacy do you have? Spending money all day without doing anything." The stepmother returned to her room angrily.
Tang An said to her door: "Since you are afraid of spending money, why did you knock on my door? It's broken, what's the use of yelling at me."
……
One day after get off work, Tang An received a call from Zhu Yuan as soon as he came out of the building.
"Tang An, hahaha, you are going to get rich." Zhu Yuan's excited voice rang through the phone.
"What made you rich?" Tang An, who was looking forward to getting rich every day, didn't know that he was going to get rich?
"I can't speak clearly on the phone. I'll find a quiet place and talk to you again."
"Ok."
Mysteriously, Tang An became interested.
Since he can make a fortune, of course he won't miss it.
Zhu Yuan booked a KTV private room, and when Tang An arrived, he was standing on the sofa, singing and dancing excitedly.
Seeing Tang An coming, Zhu Yuan took the microphone and said, "Come and sing a few words, I'm so excited for you."
Tang An felt that he had the potential to be crazy, and he really wanted to get rich and crazy, and he was singing "I want to get rich".
"In my dreams, I dream that I live in a mansion, the money is rolling in, the BMW is coming, the villa is bought, the delicacies are eaten, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, get rich.”
Tang An sat on the sofa and watched him sing and dance.
After Zhu Yuan finally finished singing, he turned off all the music and sat beside Tang An with a smile on his lips.
"Tell me, mysterious, why didn't I know that I was going to get rich?"
"Tang An, we are brothers, right? Should we share our wealth together?"
Tang An saw that he was still playing tricks, and said, "Yes."
Tang An's words made Zhu Yuan even more excited: "I'll introduce you to Bibi Shanzi. Then we will split [-] to [-]. I will be two and you will be eight. How about it?"
"Money is not the problem, what is the problem? You don't want me to do something illegal, do you?" Tang An was scared to death by Zhu Yuan.
"Oh, we brothers, do you think I will harm you?"
"what is that?"
"Isn't the military always catching the missing alien..."
Before Zhu Yuan finished speaking, Tang An interrupted: "What do you mean? Are you trying to get her idea?"
Tang An was a little angry and got up to leave.
Zhu Yuan held him down: "Listen to me first, I know you two are boyfriend and girlfriend, but you have to think clearly, she is an alien, and you are from Earth, the combination of the two of you will not be rewarded." Allowed."
"I don't need anyone's permission." Tang An insisted.
"You don't know what to say, think about it, if you are with aliens, your stepmother would call you a white-eyed wolf, and there are so many girls in human beings, why do you have to be with a dangerous alien Stay together? You don't want to get married or have children? Do you want your children to look weird in the future?"
Tang An was taken aback, he had never thought so far before.
"My friend told me that as long as you hand over her, I can give you 1000 million, 1000 million, think about it, when will you earn 1000 million in this life, look at your current salary, it is not enough Your stepmother ate it."
Tang An stayed where he was, 1000 million was something he never dared to think about in his life.
Seeing that Tang An was not as excited as before, he continued: "Tang An, let me tell you, it's just an alien, don't make trouble with money, even if you are together in the future, do you plan to sneak around with her for the rest of your life? You Dad is not in good health. How much he wants to see you get married and have children. If you have 1000 million, you can live in a villa, drive a luxury car, and want women. It’s not just a matter of waving your hands. Are you right? ?”
Tang An swallowed his saliva and asked, "What do they want her to do?"
"I don't know either, but I'm sure she'll be fine, a rare creature, and it's not used for exhibitions to make money."
(End of this chapter)
The bed creaked.
"Boom, boom, boom!" There was a loud knock on the door.
"Tang An, what are you doing in the room? Why does your bed keep ringing?" The stepmother's loud voice sounded outside the door.
Tang An was taken aback, looked at the person below him, and asked in a hoarse voice: "What should I do?"
Shui Yao clasped his head, slightly curved the corners of his mouth, and continued to kiss his lips.
Under the violent knocking on the door, the battle ended.
Tang An collapsed beside her exhaustedly, ignoring the knock on the door.
"Tang An, what the hell are you doing? Open the door quickly, or I'll hit the door."
When Tang An heard it, he was a little anxious, and said to Shui Yao: "You should hide for a while, otherwise she will break in."
Shui Yao handed the converter to her and said with a smile: "Why don't you just tell her that I am your girlfriend."
"Yes, but not now. If she sees us like this, she will mistakenly think that you are not a good girl. I will find a formal occasion for you to meet when the time is right."
Tang An's gentle voice warmed Shui Yao's heart.
The door was slammed with a 'dong dong dong'.
It was knocked away with a 'bang'.
Startled, Tang An looked back at Shui Yao, only to find that she had disappeared.
The stepmother's gaze swept across the room, but she didn't see what she suspected, but she saw Tang An sitting naked on the bed, wrapped in a quilt.
The smell of hormones lingered in the room, and the stepmother shouted: "What did you do in the room?"
"I'm fine, I'm sleeping..." Tang An stared at his stepmother awkwardly.
The stepmother pointed at him and yelled: "I tell you, don't cheat on me at home with women, make other people's stomachs bigger, and don't ask me for abortion money."
Tang An stared at his stepmother in a daze, why did he speak so harshly.
The stepmother searched around the room again, opened the closet, looked under the bed, and found that there was no woman, so she took a look at the quilt covering Tang An's body.
Seeing her staring at him, Tang An immediately clutched the quilt tightly, for fear of being thrown off.
Not to mention my own mother, it is not allowed to see my own naked buttocks, let alone a stepmother.
The stepmother really wanted to tear off the quilt to see if he had done something, but in the end she thought it was wrong, so she gave another warning before leaving.
Tang An breathed a sigh of relief, frightened to death.
Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead with his hands, he should have controlled it earlier.
Shui Yao came in quietly, saw that he was sweating profusely from fright, and handed the converter to him, saying, "Isn't it exciting?"
"I'm going to be scared to death, and it's exciting."
Shui Yao kissed him and smiled sweetly.
The key to the bedroom had been smashed by the stepmother, Tang An was a little frightened, afraid that the stepmother would break in again privately.
So on the second day, he immediately asked the lock picker to change the lock for him.
The stepmother put her hands on her hips: "What is there to repair? It doesn't cost money. I live in my own home. What is there to repair?"
Although I don't like her stepmother's chatter, but in order to allow Shui Yao to safely enter and exit her bedroom, she must repair it, even if she is beaten or scolded.
After the lock was repaired, Tang An smiled and said to his angry stepmother, "I also need privacy."
"Privacy? What kind of privacy do you have? Spending money all day without doing anything." The stepmother returned to her room angrily.
Tang An said to her door: "Since you are afraid of spending money, why did you knock on my door? It's broken, what's the use of yelling at me."
……
One day after get off work, Tang An received a call from Zhu Yuan as soon as he came out of the building.
"Tang An, hahaha, you are going to get rich." Zhu Yuan's excited voice rang through the phone.
"What made you rich?" Tang An, who was looking forward to getting rich every day, didn't know that he was going to get rich?
"I can't speak clearly on the phone. I'll find a quiet place and talk to you again."
"Ok."
Mysteriously, Tang An became interested.
Since he can make a fortune, of course he won't miss it.
Zhu Yuan booked a KTV private room, and when Tang An arrived, he was standing on the sofa, singing and dancing excitedly.
Seeing Tang An coming, Zhu Yuan took the microphone and said, "Come and sing a few words, I'm so excited for you."
Tang An felt that he had the potential to be crazy, and he really wanted to get rich and crazy, and he was singing "I want to get rich".
"In my dreams, I dream that I live in a mansion, the money is rolling in, the BMW is coming, the villa is bought, the delicacies are eaten, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, I want to get rich, get rich.”
Tang An sat on the sofa and watched him sing and dance.
After Zhu Yuan finally finished singing, he turned off all the music and sat beside Tang An with a smile on his lips.
"Tell me, mysterious, why didn't I know that I was going to get rich?"
"Tang An, we are brothers, right? Should we share our wealth together?"
Tang An saw that he was still playing tricks, and said, "Yes."
Tang An's words made Zhu Yuan even more excited: "I'll introduce you to Bibi Shanzi. Then we will split [-] to [-]. I will be two and you will be eight. How about it?"
"Money is not the problem, what is the problem? You don't want me to do something illegal, do you?" Tang An was scared to death by Zhu Yuan.
"Oh, we brothers, do you think I will harm you?"
"what is that?"
"Isn't the military always catching the missing alien..."
Before Zhu Yuan finished speaking, Tang An interrupted: "What do you mean? Are you trying to get her idea?"
Tang An was a little angry and got up to leave.
Zhu Yuan held him down: "Listen to me first, I know you two are boyfriend and girlfriend, but you have to think clearly, she is an alien, and you are from Earth, the combination of the two of you will not be rewarded." Allowed."
"I don't need anyone's permission." Tang An insisted.
"You don't know what to say, think about it, if you are with aliens, your stepmother would call you a white-eyed wolf, and there are so many girls in human beings, why do you have to be with a dangerous alien Stay together? You don't want to get married or have children? Do you want your children to look weird in the future?"
Tang An was taken aback, he had never thought so far before.
"My friend told me that as long as you hand over her, I can give you 1000 million, 1000 million, think about it, when will you earn 1000 million in this life, look at your current salary, it is not enough Your stepmother ate it."
Tang An stayed where he was, 1000 million was something he never dared to think about in his life.
Seeing that Tang An was not as excited as before, he continued: "Tang An, let me tell you, it's just an alien, don't make trouble with money, even if you are together in the future, do you plan to sneak around with her for the rest of your life? You Dad is not in good health. How much he wants to see you get married and have children. If you have 1000 million, you can live in a villa, drive a luxury car, and want women. It’s not just a matter of waving your hands. Are you right? ?”
Tang An swallowed his saliva and asked, "What do they want her to do?"
"I don't know either, but I'm sure she'll be fine, a rare creature, and it's not used for exhibitions to make money."
(End of this chapter)
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