Chapter 283
"No, boss, it's just a ticket, why did you come back with a bag? Did you see that we have all become poor this month, come back with a bag for emergency!" Er Shou looked at the big boy helplessly. fat said.

After collecting the 2 yuan, the three of them almost went to sell their blood. Although the three of them are a little richer, but this guy spends all day in Internet cafes and ordering takeout every day. It is not easy to scrape together enough money to afford these three tickets.

"Boss, do I feel like we're working too hard?" The cripple said weakly as he took the woman's handbag from Fatty's hand and unzipped it to check it.

"I also think we are a little too crazy, but... what are you afraid of? We are still young, not pretentious, not tossing, how can we be worthy of the word young, Lin Yixue is our brother's sister, and the concert held by the brother's sister , as a brother, how can we not participate? What is our slogan?" Fatty said while pulling a brother by the hand, cheering.

"Brother's sister is the one we want to pursue, oh yeah!" Er Shou and San Cripple shouted in unison.

"Pfft!" Fatty looked at the two bastards in surprise, "Get out, for Lin Feng, we have to follow in Lin Yixue's footsteps, you know?" Fatty patted the two brothers on the shoulders.

Feeling the sincerity of Big Fatty, the thin man and the cripple nodded vigorously.

"Okay, let's go, let's go back to school! I believe that there are not many people in our class who can buy tickets for this concert, haha, it's time for them to see what it means to be a real star chaser and what it means to be a brother." Power!" The fat man said boldly.

The thin man and the crippled man looked at each other, and they all held out their thumbs to the big fat man, "Big brother is more courageous! Big brother, big brother is on top, please be respected by little brother!"

"Where are you, my brother, you don't have to be so polite!" Big Fatty said in a generally cadenced tone while stroking his bare chin like in a movie.

The three of them bought the tickets and forgot about the worry just now!

"Hey? Brother, you haven't said where you got this bag. Why is there nothing valuable in it except some aunt's towels, makeup mirrors and so on!" The lame man turned the bag inside out. I looked up and found nothing.

When Fatty turned his head and saw that the cripple was flipping through the bag he had brought back, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and then a malicious smile appeared on his face: "Hey, let me tell you, this is a bag of a big beauty. Passed away in a car accident, it was her father who asked me to bring this bag to the concert to represent his daughter to Zhong Chulan's concert! It was the request of the uncle who sold our tickets!"

"Oh, so it's like this... huh...??" The cripple was taken aback for a moment, and instantly understood the meaning of Fatty's words. After a long time, it was a dead man's thing!

Hey, hey, he quickly threw the bag in his hand far away, as if he saw something unlucky.

"No, Boss, you agreed to all this, don't you..." The cripple looked at Fatty sadly, he just rummaged through that bag, he wouldn't offend anything unclean.

When Fatty saw the cripple's reaction, he laughed happily, walked over to pick up the bag thrown by the cripple, and said, "Look at how promising you are, how dare you flirt with women with such guts!"

"You're so brave that you didn't even see where the woman you dated is!"

"Ahem, this, you don't understand, actually... Nima, if I don't agree, that uncle won't sell us the tickets! Oh, forget it, let's take it as a good deed and make him happy One of my daughter's dreams!" Fatty picked up the bag on the ground and patted the dust without any scruples.

The lame man and the skinny man stared blankly at the fat man who was walking in front, and stretched out their thumbs to this guy. Star chasing can reach this level, convincing!
"Hey, boss, didn't you plan to just let us walk back to school like this?" The cripple looked up at the sky, "It's going to be that year, who of you still has money, if you walk back like this, I can't It's decided, I won't go back, I'll just wait here for the concert to start in a few days!"

When did they who were pampered have traveled so far.

"That's right, I can't walk anymore, and I'm hungry too. Boss, do you have any money? I want to eat!" The skinny man also began to protest.

Big Fatty looked back at the two brothers who were exhausted and paralyzed, and said out of breath, "Made, I miscalculated, and I forgot to leave the fare for the trip back. I have money on me, and I didn't hide the money habit!"

Habit of hiding money?
Fatty suddenly remembered something after he finished speaking, and fixedly looked at the cripple who was already crawling on the ground. This guy was too tired to stand up.

That's right, the thin man seemed to have remembered something, and looked at the lame man.

Only the Three Cripples have the problem of hiding small coffers.

"Hey, third child, don't pretend, hurry up and free up your little coffers!" The fat man and the thin man suddenly joined forces again.

"Fart little treasury, my little treasury has long been empty just to buy tickets, if you don't believe me, take a look..." In order to prove his innocence, the three cripples hurriedly took off their shoes and took out the insoles inside to give Two people watch.

The fat man and the skinny man looked at each other, and they discussed as if no one else was there:
"I remember that this product seems to come from more than one small vault."

"Yeah, last time when we were hungry for three days, he seemed to take out another 100 yuan from somewhere to keep us going for another week!"

"Where did you come from? I'm a poor brain, and I tend to forget things when I get excited!"

"Oh, I don't remember either, how about we strip him naked?"

"That's a good idea. I'll press his hands and feet, you go!"

"I'm going? Who's to blame if I'm pregnant?"

"Pfft! Get lost!"

The cripple looked at the two bastards in horror. Although it was on the street, he completely believed what these two people said. They really dared to strip themselves naked.

"Wait, wait!" Seeing the two men approaching insidiously, the cripple quickly surrendered, "Okay, I'll take it myself, I'll take it myself, are you still brothers? You won't let go of my private money!"

"A good brother is in trouble together!" Big Fatty said.

"Good brother has a rich flush!" The thin man continued.

"Hey, how did I get to know you bad friends!" The lame helplessly untied his belt, reached into his crotch and groped for a long time.

Both the big fat and the skinny guys stared straight at me, what the hell, is there a small treasury hidden in that place?
Talent!
"It's the last one, save your money, or we'll all have to drink the northwest wind!" The cripple took out a red banknote from his crotch and threw it at the two of them.

The thin man picked it up from the ground with a smile on his face, and said: "Let me just say, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. How could the heavens deny such a cute me a way out? Damn it, why are you so coquettish, lame you bastard The money is hidden in the underwear!"

The thin man put the money under his nose and sniffed it. He almost retched, and immediately threw the money out again.

The cripple gave the two bastards a blank look, and said, "Don't push me down, what did I say that money stinks? I think you guys taste delicious after eating the noodles later!"

Well, congrats!
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Ask for tickets for the new book "Become a Stunning Banshee", any ticket is welcome!The excitement continues, let us go all the way!
 Ask for tickets for the new book "Become a Stunning Banshee", any ticket is welcome!The excitement continues, let us go all the way!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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