Start crossing from the love apartment

Chapter 10 The Return
In the next few days, Yang San, Uncle Jiu, and Taoist Master Simu sat and talked about the Dao every day, listening to Uncle Jiu and Taoist Simu talk about all kinds of weird things they had encountered before, while Yang San talked with them. He talked about the situation in "foreign countries" and analyzed the possible development of China in the future.Three people bragging and farting for days

Yang San decided it was time to say goodbye, but before he could mention Uncle Jiu, he gave him a few mahogany swords, while Taoist Simu gave him a bunch of swords from his "good neighbor" Master Yixiu. The Buddha bead bracelet, say it’s okay, has the effect of calming the mind, and it can also give an early warning when encountering dirty things. It can be said to be a must-have artifact for home travel
Seeing Yang San's stunned look, Uncle Jiu and Simu laughed and said, "You think we can't see that you want to leave? Are you bragging about us these days when we really have nothing to do?"

"Uh, hey, I didn't expect you to see it." Yang San touched the dog's head and said in embarrassment. Uncle Jiu and the others knew that Yang San had been away from home for a long time, and the family members were probably worried, but they just happened to meet zombies I didn't mention it. Now that the matter is over, I will naturally understand after seeing Yang San's abnormal behavior these days.

"A man is upright, why bother to be twitchy, besides, we won't see each other again in the future, just come and sit down when you have free time." Uncle Jiu and Simu have long been used to parting, and said freely
Yang San also suppressed the sadness of parting in his heart, and asked Uncle Jiu to call Shang Qiusheng and Wen Cai to a restaurant for a good farewell banquet. They left without notifying them, and the two of them also brought some gifts as farewell gifts and previous thank-you gifts.

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In a certain room of iPartment 3602, Yang San suddenly appeared beside the bed, as if spit out by a black hole, very strange.

Looking at the familiar room, Yang San felt very emotional for a while, and only after looking at his phone did he realize that it had only been an hour. It is hard to imagine that Yang San has been in the world of "Mr. Zombie" for more than a month. The clothes of the period thought it was a dream.

Yang San packed up his mood, went out, took a shower, changed his clothes and lay on the bed thinking, now with this magical system, everything is not a problem, it doesn’t matter whether you can find a job or not, the things Guan Ren Tingting gave him are enough for him Xiaoxiao It's been a while, so all he has to consider is how to improve his strength and survive in the film and television world is the kingly way!

Name: Yang San

Sex: Male
Constitution: 20
Skills: advanced singing, elementary Bajiquan
Evaluation: One against ten (yes, you read that right, you can already shout loudly that I want to fight ten)

Yang San looked at the evaluation of the Secondary School with black lines all over his head. Are you sure this is not a Secondary School system?
Yang San's strength has made another breakthrough after the battle with Mrs. Ren, and he has reached the late stage of Ming Jin. As expected, the actual combat effect is amazing.

In the next few days, Yang San will return to the modern metropolis, leading a peaceful (funny) life, and don't have to be wary of a ghost suddenly appearing
On this day, Guan Gu, who had settled down, invited everyone to go to the downstairs bar for a couple of drinks as a housewarming gift.

"Cheers!" Everyone sat on the sofa in the bar and had a drink first to enliven the atmosphere

"By the way, is Mr. Guan Gu still used to living in China?" Zhan Bo asked curiously
"I'm so used to it. Chinese food is great. Yesterday, Meijia cooked a dish that was so delicious. It's called... braised buttocks." As expected, Guan Gu, who comes from a family of cooks, pays attention to food first, but his Chinese is not very good (oω` o)
Meijia looked at Zhan Bo Wanyu who didn't know why, and reminded in a low voice, "It's braised pork ribs!"

"Oh, it's braised pork ribs, I'm sorry (Japanese)" Sekiya clasped his hands together in embarrassment
"Guan Gu, do you think learning Chinese is difficult?" Wan Yu changed the subject in a considerate manner.

"I feel that my relationship with Chinese is like that with my girlfriend. I love her very much, but I can't control her." Guan Gu thought for a while about the "image" metaphor.

"You have a girlfriend?" Meijia said with a bit of resentment, Yang San couldn't stand it anymore, Meijia, how can you say that you also have an "honorary boyfriend", this tone is not very good
"Let me make an analogy." Guan Gu hasn't learned Chinese well yet, so he obviously didn't understand

"Guan Gu, I heard that there is a Chinese cram school that is good. It's called... Mars Chinese, let me take you to see it?" Yang San also felt that it was necessary for Guan Gu to learn Chinese well, and if not, he would give Guan Gu a "Chinese [-]" "Level" test?
"Great, my Chinese still needs to be improved." Guan Gu was also obviously excited
"Don't be modest, Guan Gu, your Chinese is almost as good as Zhanbo's." When Meijia heard that Guan Gu didn't have a girlfriend yet, that's great, I still have a chance, and immediately felt better, "Isn't it? Zhanbo "

"Guan Gu, what do you think of China?" Yang San saw that he hadn't said anything, and he didn't want to be a "beautiful man".

"Oh, it's amazing, it's completely different from what I imagined." Guan Gu said that you all let me see through, so don't pretend anymore. "I heard that you Chinese are very humble, but now I realize that you are not like that. Walking on the road every day, I see you writing everywhere: China is very good, the Chinese people are very good, China’s agriculture is very good, China’s construction is very good, China’s business is very good, and Guangdong’s development is very good. I know you are very good at many aspects now , but you don’t have to write it all over the place, do you?”

Yang San and the others looked at each other and said, this cannot expose him, let me laugh for a few days before talking about it
One day, Yang San, who was alone in the apartment, heard a knock on the door. Who didn't bring the key?
"Who?" When I opened the door, I found a child holding a pot of garlic. I don't know what to do?
"Hello, Uncle." The child bowed politely, took out a picture of the giant panda, and said, "We are donating money for the panda, do you want to participate? There was freezing rain in Antarctica, and many giant pandas were soaked and froze to death." "

Yang San looked at this little liar speechlessly, who are you bluffing?Come out to cheat money and not make a good draft?What's wrong with giant pandas when it rains in Antarctica?The most important thing is who do you call uncle?

"Oh, that's it, just wait." Yang San decided not to let any liar go, took out his mobile phone and dialed 110, the little liar wanted to run away when he saw something wrong, Yang San grabbed him in his hand as soon as he stretched out his hand "Don't move around, it will be fine soon, don't worry"

"110? I'm a tenant of Love Apartment 3602. I have a kid who came here to scam donations, saying that it was freezing rain in Antarctica and the giant panda froze to death."

After reporting to the police, Yang San found out that he was not the first to be cheated. During this period of time, people in several neighborhoods near the iPartment reported to the police that they had been cheated. Giant pandas, giraffes, golden monkeys...are all frozen to death?The point is, does anyone still believe it?
"Yang San, who is this kid?" Yifei just came back and saw Yang San and a kid chatting at the door, "Sister, save me, he's a bad guy, he's going to bully me." This little kid started to act cute
After Yang San and Yifei explained clearly, the police also arrived, and after making a simple statement with Yang San, they took the kid and left. Fei obviously still hadn't calmed down, and suddenly remembered what she said, "Yang San, are you free soon?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"It's Zi Qiao, we're going to take Zi Qiao to see a doctor later, you can come too"

"Doctor? Do we still need to form a group to see a doctor now? Also, Ziqiao doesn't look like a sick person, and who are you referring to?" Yang San said in surprise
"Who said Zi Qiao is not sick, we...Xiaoxian and I found that Zi Qiao has a very serious depression." Yifei danced and explained how she sneaked into the trash can at 3602 to find a note full of "melancholy" , and how Mika performed the detailed process of an evil "yellow-faced woman" forcing Zi Qiao to cry

Yang San listened very carefully, but said that it meant nothing, so Yifei had no choice but to use his trump card: various medical books, and Zhanbo's aunt (a former representative of depression), all kinds of evidence showed that Ziqiao was quite suitable for a All the characteristics of a hypochondriac!Yang San almost believed what he said, he deserves to be a university teacher!No, haven't you already explained the matter of Meijia and Guan Gu to them?Dare you not listen at all?
In this way, Yang San was dragged by Yifei to be a strong man in a daze, and Yang San didn't come to his senses until he arrived at the destination, what am I doing here?See Lu Ziqiao messing around? (You can have this, but psychotherapy won’t let you watch a play on the sidelines.) Then what’s more interesting, why not go home and watch Zhanbo and his aunt play the “killing game”? Yang San thought of Zhanbo’s “cute” "My aunt should be here too, I was really looking forward to that scene, but I actually missed it (つд)
"Yang San, you're here too." Seeing that Yang San was here, Zi Qiao winked, but don't expose me, my happiness for the rest of my life depends on this.Yang San replied angrily, it was you who caused me to miss a good show, and I will see how I deal with you when the time comes, Yang San glanced at Zi Qiao's chest with "evil" eyes, and Zi Qiao's body was covered. Hairy, Yang San won't take a fancy to me, will he?Why are you staring at my chest?Unexpectedly, Yang San is okay with this mouthful, but I never follow it?No, I would rather die than obey!
At this time, the psychiatrist also came out and called Zi Qiao to go in, and Zi Qiao ran in as soon as he heard it. He had never thought this greasy uncle with a big belly, not smart and bald like others was so cute.

"Sister, help me, my aunt is going to kill me! Ah..." At this time Zhan Bo's "help" call also came. From the scream, it can be seen that Zhan Bo was scared enough by his aunt. San could still hear Zhan Bo's cry from a long distance away, and felt sorry for Zhan Bo for three seconds.
"Hey, hey, Zhanbo, what's going on?" Yifei was obviously terrified, picked up her bag and wanted to rush back, Yang San hurriedly stopped Yifei, "Now the evening rush hour has started, wait for you to come back It's cold at home, so call Guan Gu and ask him to see what's going on? Let's wait for Zi Qiao's results to come out and then go back together, Mr. Zeng's car won't slow down much."

As soon as Yifei heard that it made sense, she hurriedly notified Guan Gu, and then anxiously walked around, unable to stop at all. The time passed by, but Guan Gu's call still didn't come, and even Yang San started to call. Guan Gu finally called when he suspected that something unexpected would happen to Guan Gu. It turned out that Guan Gu was fine, and Zhanbo was fine. My aunt was just playing a killing game, and Guan Gu was just curious to play a game, so I procrastinated. until now...

(End of this chapter)