Start crossing from the love apartment

Chapter 12 The Interview
One day, Yang San came to the bar downstairs of the apartment and saw Wan Yu sitting by the bar with a notebook crackling.
"What is this? Constellation test?" Yang San walked in and took a look, so it was a question?What the hell is this?

"This is submitting your resume. Now you are looking for a job. Before submitting your resume, you have to take a test." Wan Yu said while reading the question, and Zhanbo on the side added, "This is very popular in foreign companies. It is said that you can test a A person's character, does it seem to be compatible with this position?"

"What is the relationship between position and personality? Besides, it can be tested by relying on these questions?" Yifei said that I would not believe it.

"These questions are all made by psychologists. At first glance, I don't think there is anything wrong. In fact, many problems can be analyzed!" Zhan Bo said that I can't beat you to death, you should believe it
"But some of the questions are so strange." Wan Yu said that she was very tired...

"It's strange, it's strange, but they can reflect your outlook on life, values, very accurate," Zhan Bo continued to refute
"For example, tell me what mosquitoes and tigers have in common." Wan Yu also began to doubt
"This...it depends on whether your thinking is macroscopic or microscopic"

"Also, if Jay Chou and your dad get into a fight, who do you help? A Jay Chou B your dad C call and tell the TV station?" Wan Yu thinks this is purely for fun, right?Who made the question?
"Shouldn't we take pictures first?" Yang San felt that taking pictures at such a meaningful moment was the most important thing, and Yifei and Wanyu also thought it made sense

"Zhanbo, have you ever encountered these weird questions before?" Wan Yu looked at Zhanbo expectantly and told me, I'm not the only one!

"Yes, there was a question like this. You have two pairs of underwear. One is dirty and unwashed, and the other is not dry after washing. Which pair do you wear?" Zhanbo said frankly, ignoring the "vulgar" eyes of the world.
"This is the topic of expressing your values? I despise you no matter what you wear, don't be my brother when you go out." Yifei really can't stand this stupid brother

"I... didn't choose both, I don't wear them anymore, it's so cool!" Zhanbo said proudly, I'm smart!

"Hehehehe, I despise you!" Wan Yu said that she despises you without discussing

"That Zhanbo, why don't you buy a new one?" Yang San was also very curious to see his Zhanbo refreshed again and again.
"I...I..." Zhanbo couldn't speak, why didn't I think of it?

At this time, Mr. Zeng walked over in formal attire, but that innate aura still inadvertently leaked out.

"Hey, Mr. Zeng is so handsome today, are you going on a blind date?" Yang San started first

"Not bad, it looks like a person." Yifei took the opportunity to make up the knife
"Teacher Zeng, are you going for an interview too?" Wan Yu, who has been "well-informed" in the past two days, thinks of

"That's right, this will be a turning point in my life!" Mr. Zeng said that he has a thick skin, so it's just two knives, he can bear it!
"I'm sorry, Mr. Zeng, I didn't know you were unemployed!" Wan Yu, are you sure you're not stabbing?

"Pfft!" Mr. Zeng suppressed this critical move, "It's not that I'm unemployed, I'm competing for a job. I heard from the gossip that the station is going to start a new TV program, and there's still a shortage of a host!"

"I heard from the gossip that the producer of this column will be on the stage today. Just imagine, my brother Xian's chance to become a TV host has finally come!"

"Wait, wait, your logic is a bit jumpy, you can be a TV host just by hearing these two news from somewhere?" Yifei is a teacher, saying that your logic does not make sense, if you answer the question like this It's your fault if you don't kill me

"Don't cross it, this is the turning point on my road to success, can't you say something nice?" Teacher Zeng really wanted to say, enough of you, will you die if you say something nice?

"Mr. Zeng, this may be your road to success in life, but...there is a traffic jam ahead, you should get in slowly!" Yang San went on to make up the knife
"Hahahaha..." Everyone was in a good mood when they saw Mr. Zeng who had been "killed by the knife"

On this day, Yang San, who had returned to the apartment, just entered the gate when he heard Guan Gu's voice

"I'm here to have some fun!" Coupled with Guan Gu's false grasping of his hands and his wretched smile, he really deserves to be from the big country of AV
"Huh! Mr. Guan Gu, it seems that I have to get to know you again, I didn't expect you to be such Guan Gu!" Yang San looked at Guan Gu with contempt.
"Guan Gu, this is a hooligan behavior, very perverted!" Meijia said, "I don't believe it, my Guan Gu is not such a person!"there must be a reason
"No no (Japanese)! You misunderstood me, I was kneading...instant noodles!" Guan Gu-jun quickly explained, it's just that you cooperate with your grasping hands, so the credibility is not high.
"Instant noodles? But this is still very perverted!" Meijia breathed a sigh of relief, I knew that Mr. Guan Gu was not that kind of person!No, this "hobby" is too weird, I will definitely help Mr. Guan Gu change it!

"Guan Gu, don't you have any other options?"

"Then I have nothing else to do, but... sometimes I make cookies and chips too!"

Mr. Guan Gu continued to share his rich experience, "Oh, let me tell you, after my research, different brands of instant noodles make different crushing sounds..."

Yang San said that it is better not to listen to this perverted experience, and hurried back to the room.

Yang San counted his savings, and there was not much money left from his predecessor, how about selling some of the things he brought back from "Mr. Zombie" last time?
I remember that Ren Tingting gave dozens of "Yuan Datou" as money, and of course there are other things such as jade pendant calligraphy and paintings, so let's keep them.

After making up his mind, Yang San went out to the antique market and found a good-looking antique shop to deal with these "Yuan Datou". , it's good to be quiet and be my handsome man!
Standing in front of his own house, Yang San hesitated and decided again and again, let's go to 3601. He didn't want to see the "perverted" Guan Gu for the time being, so he turned around and opened 3601 and walked in.

I saw Mr. Zeng and a mature beauty looking at him in surprise, huh?Teacher Zeng took the woman back to the apartment?The room was obviously cleaned and sprayed with freshener?But why is there still a smell of charcoal-grilled octopus?The point is that the woman still has signs of crying?
Teacher Zeng, what did you do to him?You beast!But didn't Mr. Zeng go to the "interview"?Could this be the producer?Teacher Zeng, I didn't expect you to "degenerate"!
"How about I avoid it?" Yang San brainstormed for a while before saying, then went out and closed the door to leave, leaving the two people still in a mess, they still have to go back to 3602, Yang San opened the door with difficulty went in
"Yang Sanjun, you are back." Seeing that it was Yang San, Guan Gu turned his head and buried himself in a pile of labels
"Guan Gu, what are you doing?" As long as you don't knead the instant noodles, everything is fine
“This is a quiz for a prize, and I found out that traveling can inspire me too! Answer all these questions and I will win the grand prize: Freedom to Couples in Europe!”

Guan Gu returned without raising his head, "However, these questions are too difficult. I managed to solve the first question from Yifei, but the second question got stuck again!"

"It's said to be a big prize. It's normal to be difficult. If it's easy, not everyone can win the big prize!"

Yang San took it for granted, "What question? How about I help you refer to it?"

"Okay, this question is like this: May I ask why Simmons is called Simmons?" Guan Gu thought it made sense, took out a label and asked

"This is... a brain teaser?" Yang San who was getting ready was a little dizzy when he was hit by such a question.
"No, this is a life question. The first question just now is a geographical question: why is Cambodia called Cambodia? In the end, Yifei helped me find the answer from a big brick book."

Guan Gu also said a little dejectedly, "Book? By the way, maybe you can find this question in that brick book. I have to ask Yifei where to buy it?"

"Guan Gu... Guan Gu..."

Wan Yu hurried in from the outside, settled down after seeing Guan Gu, snatched the water from Yang San's hand and drank it all in one gulp, "I'm alive, thank you, Yang San"

"as long as you are happy"

Yang San couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Why are you running in such a hurry? Is there anything you can do with Guan Gu?"

"Wow, what a beautiful and gorgeous three-piece sofa set for the living room!" Wan Yu also realized, yes, selling books is important, so she quickly entered the state, with an exaggerated expression and exaggerated tone.
"Wan Yu, you forgot to take your medicine today? I have goosebumps!" Yang San rubbed his arms, and Guan Gu couldn't help shaking
"Don't make trouble, Yang San, Guan Gu is my first client now, I want to impress him with a perfect image!" Wan Yu looked at Yang San dissatisfied and said, don't tell me that no one will treat you as dumb, be careful of me Tell my dad that you bullied me!
Yang San said no problem, and quickly got up to leave room for Wan Yu to play, went to the kitchen and got a bag of potato chips, ate and watched the show
"Uh uh, thank you for the compliment, please sit down!" Guan Gu looked at Yang San who "raised his hands in surrender" in an instant, and cooperated awkwardly with Wan Yu
"Guan Gu, you want to buy a set of our company's latest encyclopedia. This book is all-encompassing and contains 5000 years of knowledge and information from all over the world. It is all handcrafted, with a leather cover and gilded pages." Wan Yu tried her best Huyoudao

"Well... I just want to know why Simmons is called Simmons?" Guan Gu said weakly

"Uh..." Wan Yu was also stuck, what should I do now?There is no teaching in the white paper. By the way, Sister Yifei found the answer in the encyclopedia just now. How about I look for it too?Wan Yu hurriedly picked up a book and flipped through it quickly, "Xi...xi...s"

"I found it, Simmons: a famous brand in the United States, founded by Axlmon Gilber Simmons in 1870! Simmons is also the surname of the founder!" Wan Yu found the answer as expected

"It's amazing. This book is so good. Wan Yu's book is what you call an encyclopedia? I want to buy one!" Guan Gu excitedly said to Wan Yu. You can answer all of them, European free couples!I am coming!
"Great! Guan Gu." Wan Yu happily took out the book purchase contract and asked Guan Gu to sign and draw a deposit. "Guan Gu, you can sign here, no, here, oh no, it's still here..."

"Are you sure?" Guan Gu was also a little dizzy. He picked up his pen and was about to write.
"No, sign here, I'm the person in charge." Wan Yu was not sure, seeing that Guan Gu was about to sign, "No, you should sign below, right below, this time it must be right!"

"Is it here?" Guan Gu also confirmed again and again that this salesman is too unqualified!
"Yes, that's right, I guess that's it!" Wan Yu said happily, my first business deal was completed, and this will be the first pot of gold in my life!

Yang San laughed so hard that her abs were almost 9 yuan. This scene was not in vain. What would Wan Yu think if she knew that she had bought an encyclopedia?I really want to know
"Tuk...tuk...tuk" Someone knocked on the door?

"I'll do it, you guys go ahead" Yang San came to open the door and found an old man outside the door, "Are you...??"

"You must be Miss Lin Wanyu's uncle. It's a pleasure to meet you!" The old man said enthusiastically, not noticing that Yang San's expression was already stiff, this guy must be that old man Shi, why didn't Sister Yifei strangle him to death? !
"Mr. Shi! You have to congratulate me. I just sold a set of encyclopedias!" Wan Yu heard the voice and saw that the team leader has come. Great, let him also experience my skills

Old man Shi took the contract and took a look. Did something happen in it? "Miss Lin Wanyu, is this your signature? Mr. Guan Gu Fantastic, is this your signature?" After getting a positive response, old man Shi must have happened something he didn't know about, but it doesn't matter, just sell the book
"Congratulations, Miss Lin Wanyu, you just bought a whole set of encyclopedias for yourself!" Old Man Shi said while shaking Wanyu's hand

"And you, Guan, Mr. Miracle Gu, you can get a commission of three hundred yuan!" Wan Yu finally realized, did I sign for the wrong position?My first pot of gold!Guan Gu said what is the situation?Does this mean that the book is free?And you still have to give me three hundred yuan?That's great!

(End of this chapter)