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Chapter 149 Funny Dad
The next afternoon, Yang San came to 3602 Middle School.
I happened to see Zhanbo having dinner with a temperamental old man. This weird scene made Yang San feel terrified, and thought to himself: Zhanbo won’t be too hard at the party in the past two days, right? But I haven’t heard of it. I will like the old man, although he looks like a very temperamental old man!
"Hey, San'er, come over and eat sausages together, Daddy's skill is really good!" Zhanbo muttered with his mouth full, inarticulate, and he was much worse than his sister in this respect!
Father? Could it be Zi Qiao’s Dumas father? Yang San thought hesitantly, and asked as he walked in, “Who is this old gentleman?”

Dumas smiled pleasantly and said, "You must be Yang San. Ziqiao has often mentioned you to me. Sure enough, being famous is not as good as meeting you. You are much more handsome than I imagined!"

Zhanbo finally swallowed what was in his mouth, and said, "This is Ziqiao's godfather, Alexandre Dumas, Saner, please try it quickly, my father's craftsmanship is no worse than yours!"

"Can you?" Yang San asked politely, but he sat down unceremoniously, grabbed a plate and forked some sausages over!
Dumas' right eyelid twitched involuntarily, and it was exactly as Zi Qiao said, chic and unrestrained!
Yang San tasted some sausages and salads, and his eyes lit up. As expected of Alexandre Dumas' prowess in picking up girls, it must have been made with secret sauce!
Alexandre Dumas also asked curiously, "It sounds like Brother Yang is also good at cooking!"

Zhanbo said again while stuffing things, "Father, San'er's handicraft is also very good, not to mention anything else, the salad is absolutely on par with yours!"

Yang San said with a faint smile, "If you want to tie a person's heart, you have to tie his stomach first. I think Dad knows it too well!"

Dumas laughed "haha" and said in great agreement, "Not bad, not bad, I didn't expect that San'er is also a fellow, it's a pity I didn't meet you earlier, otherwise I might have another godson!"

Yang San shivered involuntarily, and quickly said, "Forget it, I have a shadow of 'godfather', that's not a good word!"

Dumas was taken aback when he heard this, and looked at Yang San, and at the same time laughed "haha"!
Only the simple Zhanbo is like the monk of Zhang Er, not as good as the two of them playing charades!
At this time, Yifei and Ziqiao also came in from the door.
Zhan Bo asked curiously, "Sister? Aren't you not coming?"

Yifei glared at Ziqiao angrily, and said, "I can't bear this guy's kind invitation!"

Zi Qiao looked anxious, and suddenly said, "Why do I smell a burnt smell, Dad, is your sausage burnt?"

Dumas said knowingly, "Okay, okay, I'll go and have a look!"

The simple Zhanbo was confused again, and said in a daze, "Isn't the kitchen supposed to be here?"

Yifei rolled his eyes at him, and normal people can see that Ziqiao is just an excuse!
Yang San looked at Yifei who was indignant, and couldn't help but think of the scene in the original book where Zi Qiao sneaked into 3601 to steal the check while Yifei was taking a bath, and couldn't help but want to laugh. Otherwise, maybe you can watch the scene of Qiao and Guan Gu whistling at Yifei in a bathrobe!
"Yifei, let's eat something, Ziqiao's father is a good cook!"

Yifei dubiously filled some salad, tasted it and found that it was really delicious, not worse than Saner's, and immediately forgot about losing weight.Eating is the most important thing!
With Yang San and Yi Fei joining in, when Zi Qiao and Dumas came out of the room, the dishes were all empty!

Dumas's approachable smile couldn't help froze, looking at Yang San and Yifei who had piled up a plate full of them, he instantly understood what was going on, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and thought to himself: Sure enough, birds of a feather flock together, Ziqiao knows it The inmates are also shameless!
Ziqiao was muttering about something, completely oblivious to the fact that the food was gone, and suddenly asked exaggeratedly, "Is everyone all right, how about you, Zhanbo?"

Zhanbo, who was completely confused, replied instinctively, "It's okay!"

"Great!" Ziqiao clapped her hands, turned to Yifei again, and asked, "How about you, Yifei? The weather is nice today!"

Yifei asked bluntly, "What do you want to say?"

Zi Qiao was embarrassed for a while, and said slowly, "The weather is nice today!"

"By the way, dad, how much did you earn last year?" Seeing that he was a little out of control, Zi Qiao forcibly "broke" the topic back!

However, this twisted melon almost didn't choke Alexandre Dumas to death. Fortunately, his skill was profound and he didn't show his face at all. He said naturally, "Last year, I didn't earn much, and my investment only made 2000 to [-] million!"

Both Yang San and Yifei Zhanbo looked at Dumas in admiration, the difference was that Yang San admired him for being so awesome!

Yang San smiled and said nothing, watching Dumas fooling Yifei while eating delicious food, I have to say that this old man's skill is not comparable to that of Zi Qiao who sells Daliwan, he talked a lot of nonsense, but he let People think it makes sense, but the key is that he doesn't take the initiative to ask for money, but let you beg him to collect money!
This is somewhat similar to the "killing pig dish" of later generations, wait, is it possible that Dumas made the "killing pig dish"? It is very possible!
Seeing Yifei happily handing over the check, Yang San seemed to see a pink and tender piglet jumping onto the cutting board by itself.
It wasn't until Yifei left that Yang San said "seriously", "Zi Qiao, what are you trying to do?"

"That. That"

Dumas laughed and said, "San Er, we are just taking back our own things, and the check itself is mine!"

Yang Sanyi said righteously, "That's not what I'm talking about, what I'm going to talk about is such a fun thing, why don't you take me with you!"

"Ah~ha?" Even Alexandre Dumas was a little dumbfounded, and a bunch of rhetoric that he had prepared before got stuck in his throat!
Yang San smiled and said, "Although I can see that you guys are cheating on Yifei, but we are all friends, there must be some reason for Ziqiao to do this, otherwise..."

Alexandre Dumas looked at Yang San and Zi Qiao who were talking and laughing with emotion, and thought to himself: Is this the friend Zi Qiao mentioned? It really is a good thing, it seems that I am really old!
The next day, Yang San got up early for a rare time, Yang San checked the time, it was 12 o'clock, just in time for dinner!
As soon as I came to 3601, I found Qiao Guangu and Mr. Zeng sneaking around. I couldn't help asking, "What are you doing? Watching Japanese action movies?"

They were taken aback by Yang San. Seeing that it was Yang San who sat down again, Ziqiao smiled strangely, "San'er, it's better to come early than coincidentally. Sit down quickly, there are good things to see!"

Yang San was surprised to think, is there any new movie coming out recently? Zi Qiao sat down in doubt with such an excited look, but saw the DV player next to the TV, and immediately thought, this is Teacher Zeng’s self-timer video? Has the taste gotten so heavy?
Zi Qiao took a deep breath and asked excitedly, "Are you ready?"

"Ready!" x 5?
When they turned their heads, they found that Yifei had slipped in at some point and had just popped out from behind the sofa!
"What are you doing here?" ×4, Yang San wouldn't say that Yifei came in after him just now!
Yifei said excitedly, "Look, look!"

The arrow was on the string and had to be fired, but the few people had no choice but to acquiesce in Yifei's existence!
As the screen played, everyone's heads became more and more crooked!

Teacher Zeng tilted his head and asked, "Who can tell me, how did the guy who took this picture do it? Why are the pictures all slanted!"

Zhan Bo said contemptuously, "He must have passed out while looking at the girls!"

Guan Gu also said depressedly, "So far, I have only seen a group of bare feet walking around, do you think the back will be erected?"

Everyone looked at Guan Gu in surprise, they didn't expect you to be such Guan Gu!
Guan Gu quickly explained, "I mean the lens!"

"Can't watch, can't watch..."

Suddenly the picture turned into a snowflake shape again, but soon there was a new picture again!
This time it's even more explosive, it's the video of Mr. Zeng dancing around a bath towel, and the terrified expressions of Yang San and Yifei Yumo can still be seen in the background!

Several people burst into laughter, and Yang San said happily, "Mr. Zeng, I didn't expect you to keep this video!"

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(End of this chapter)