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Chapter 182 That's right, all Chinese know Chinese Kung Fu
Chapter 182 That's right, all Chinese know Chinese Kung Fu
Little Barty looked at the smiling Yang San, and couldn't help shaking, as if he remembered the all petrification back then!
Yang San also took out a small bottle from his bosom, and poured it all into little Batty's mouth with a smile under his horrified gaze!
"What did you give me to drink?" Little Barty asked in horror.
"Don't worry, no one will die!" Yang San said with a smile!
Little Batty was even more frightened immediately. Am I asking you this?Don't just talk about death at every turn, okay?
Yang San moved a chair and sat quietly opposite Little Barty, slowly waiting for him to get angry!
That's right, poisonous hair!
After a while, Little Barty suddenly twisted his body unnaturally, and the range became bigger and bigger. Finally, he couldn't help stretching out his hand and scratching his body non-stop!
"Oh, I almost forgot that you can still move!" Yang San lightly tapped Little Barty twice on his body while he was stunned!
Immediately, little Barty froze, maintaining a very weird movement, only the eyeballs kept turning in horror!
Harry asked curiously, "Brother Yang, what kind of magic is this? Uh... is this also magic?"
"No, this is called acupuncture. It's a Huaxia... technique!" Yang San scratched his hair and said after thinking for a moment!
"Acupressure? What is this?" Harry asked in a daze!
"Uh…"
Dumbledore squinted his small eyes, and looked at Yang San enigmatically, "Harry, Huaxia's training system is different from ours. They call it ancient martial arts, and acupuncture is one of the more advanced ones!"
"Oh, Chinese Kung Fu! Ah~ Hit!" Harry suddenly exaggerated and yelled in a strange pose!
"Bruce Lee, I am my idol. Brother Yang, do you know Kung Fu too? By the way, I heard that everyone in China knows Kung Fu. There are Kung Fu masters practicing martial arts in the park every morning or night. Is it true? yes?"
Looking at Harry's adoring and yearning eyes, Yang San thought in distress: In the park?Do you mean square dancing?
"Yes, that's right, everyone in Huaxia knows martial arts. The one in the park is not called practicing martial arts, but that one is martial arts. You can understand it as an assessment!"
Dumbledore, who knew something about Huaxia, rolled his eyes, who are you fooling, who would believe such nonsense...
"It's amazing, no wonder Brother Yang is already so powerful at such a young age, Brother Yang, do you think I can learn from Kung Fu?" Harry said looking forward to it!
When I learn Kung Fu, that bastard Dudley, wait for me, I must tell you loudly: I will beat you ten times!
Wait, no, it seems that I can also play ten Dudley now (^_^)
Little Barty, who was still in a weird posture on the chair, was twitching all over his muscles, his eyes were red, and his eyeballs were motionless, looking at Yang San eagerly, a strange atmosphere suddenly permeated...
"Uh, Brother Yang, he won't...?" For some reason, Harry suddenly thought of the word "oily fish"!
Yang San naturally didn't know Harry's "evil" psychology, but smiled and tapped little Barty a few more times!
Immediately, little Barty slumped on the chair, and after a long while, he looked up at Yang San in horror!
At this time, Yang San smiled and said, "Harry, do you know what the scariest thing is?"
"The scariest? Dementors?" Harry said hesitantly!
"No, no, Harry, dementors are not scary, trust me!" Dumbledore said softly!
Yang San nodded and said, "Although I have never seen a dementor, I heard that there are some prisoners in Azkaban who dismiss it!"
"Yes, for a determined wizard, a dementor is just a bit ugly!" Dumbledore said lightly!
Harry nodded half-understanding, "Then what is the scariest thing?"
"A...ang..." Little Batty couldn't help trembling suddenly, and said horribly!
"What did he want to say?" Harry asked curiously!
Dumbledore stroked his beard and said very wisely, "He may mean to say... itch! An itch!"
(Don't doubt the pinyin here, because I can't figure it out in English!)
"Itch?" Harry was even more confused!
"That's right, Harry!" Yang San looked at Little Barty with a smile, and this familiar smile made Little Barty tremble even more!
"Harry, sometimes itches are worse, especially when you can't scratch them!"
Harry nodded half understanding!
At this time, Little Barty seemed to have finally regained his strength, and asked weakly, "Yang Yang...Three, I shouldn't have offended you, right? Why do you keep fighting against me?"
Yang San nodded and said, "You haven't offended me!"
"However, whoever told you to kill him is not good, but you killed Cedric!"
Curious Harry asked, "Brother Yang, are you Cedric's eldest cousin?"
Yang San suddenly looked at Dumbledore with a dark face, the outlook on life of the savior you selected is very problematic, do you want to change it?
"Do you know that Cedric and Xiaoqiu are in love?" Yang San said with a smile!
Sure enough, the curious baby Harry's expression darkened immediately, and he said depressedly, "I know."
"So, just now Xiaoqiu was crying like hell, I can barely be regarded as Xiaoqiu's family here, so of course I want to help her avenge her!"
Harry was shocked when he heard that, now that Cedric is dead, that is to say, Zhang Qiu is single again, and he is still in a period of emotional depression. It is a good time to start, thank you, Cedric!
Wait, what seems wrong?In this case, Cedric is dead, should I be happy?Still happy?Still happy?So tangled!
Yang San looked at Little Barty with a smile again, until his bones stood on end, "Now you know why I love you!"
Little Batty suddenly cried, "It was an accident, I didn't expect Cedric to be your cousin!"
Yang San's smile froze, and he scolded with a dark face, "Your cousin, you were wandering just now, didn't you understand the point?"
"Tell you, I just temporarily relieved the jade bee venom on your body just now, for an hour. Well, after two hours, you will experience that feeling of wanting to die again. I heard that Azkaban has a way to make Prisoners can't kill themselves, I wonder how long you can last!"
That's right, what Yang San poured into little Barty's mouth was the Jade Bee poison brought out from the world of the Condor God. This poison can kill people, but once the poison is activated, you will feel how happy it is to die thing!
And Yang San still poured down a whole bottle, the usual Jade Bee Needle is just contaminated, one is already painful, one can imagine the feeling of little Barty's poison.
Little Barty, who has been in Azkaban, naturally knows that once he enters Azkaban, he will never die, so he couldn't help crying, "Kill me, kill me, kill"
"It's so noisy!" Yang San plucked his ears in disgust, turned and left, "My acupressure will automatically untie after three hours!"
Dumbledore and the others looked at Little Barty who was motionless again, and then thought about what Yang San said just now, they couldn't help tightening their bodies
(End of this chapter)
Little Barty looked at the smiling Yang San, and couldn't help shaking, as if he remembered the all petrification back then!
Yang San also took out a small bottle from his bosom, and poured it all into little Batty's mouth with a smile under his horrified gaze!
"What did you give me to drink?" Little Barty asked in horror.
"Don't worry, no one will die!" Yang San said with a smile!
Little Batty was even more frightened immediately. Am I asking you this?Don't just talk about death at every turn, okay?
Yang San moved a chair and sat quietly opposite Little Barty, slowly waiting for him to get angry!
That's right, poisonous hair!
After a while, Little Barty suddenly twisted his body unnaturally, and the range became bigger and bigger. Finally, he couldn't help stretching out his hand and scratching his body non-stop!
"Oh, I almost forgot that you can still move!" Yang San lightly tapped Little Barty twice on his body while he was stunned!
Immediately, little Barty froze, maintaining a very weird movement, only the eyeballs kept turning in horror!
Harry asked curiously, "Brother Yang, what kind of magic is this? Uh... is this also magic?"
"No, this is called acupuncture. It's a Huaxia... technique!" Yang San scratched his hair and said after thinking for a moment!
"Acupressure? What is this?" Harry asked in a daze!
"Uh…"
Dumbledore squinted his small eyes, and looked at Yang San enigmatically, "Harry, Huaxia's training system is different from ours. They call it ancient martial arts, and acupuncture is one of the more advanced ones!"
"Oh, Chinese Kung Fu! Ah~ Hit!" Harry suddenly exaggerated and yelled in a strange pose!
"Bruce Lee, I am my idol. Brother Yang, do you know Kung Fu too? By the way, I heard that everyone in China knows Kung Fu. There are Kung Fu masters practicing martial arts in the park every morning or night. Is it true? yes?"
Looking at Harry's adoring and yearning eyes, Yang San thought in distress: In the park?Do you mean square dancing?
"Yes, that's right, everyone in Huaxia knows martial arts. The one in the park is not called practicing martial arts, but that one is martial arts. You can understand it as an assessment!"
Dumbledore, who knew something about Huaxia, rolled his eyes, who are you fooling, who would believe such nonsense...
"It's amazing, no wonder Brother Yang is already so powerful at such a young age, Brother Yang, do you think I can learn from Kung Fu?" Harry said looking forward to it!
When I learn Kung Fu, that bastard Dudley, wait for me, I must tell you loudly: I will beat you ten times!
Wait, no, it seems that I can also play ten Dudley now (^_^)
Little Barty, who was still in a weird posture on the chair, was twitching all over his muscles, his eyes were red, and his eyeballs were motionless, looking at Yang San eagerly, a strange atmosphere suddenly permeated...
"Uh, Brother Yang, he won't...?" For some reason, Harry suddenly thought of the word "oily fish"!
Yang San naturally didn't know Harry's "evil" psychology, but smiled and tapped little Barty a few more times!
Immediately, little Barty slumped on the chair, and after a long while, he looked up at Yang San in horror!
At this time, Yang San smiled and said, "Harry, do you know what the scariest thing is?"
"The scariest? Dementors?" Harry said hesitantly!
"No, no, Harry, dementors are not scary, trust me!" Dumbledore said softly!
Yang San nodded and said, "Although I have never seen a dementor, I heard that there are some prisoners in Azkaban who dismiss it!"
"Yes, for a determined wizard, a dementor is just a bit ugly!" Dumbledore said lightly!
Harry nodded half-understanding, "Then what is the scariest thing?"
"A...ang..." Little Batty couldn't help trembling suddenly, and said horribly!
"What did he want to say?" Harry asked curiously!
Dumbledore stroked his beard and said very wisely, "He may mean to say... itch! An itch!"
(Don't doubt the pinyin here, because I can't figure it out in English!)
"Itch?" Harry was even more confused!
"That's right, Harry!" Yang San looked at Little Barty with a smile, and this familiar smile made Little Barty tremble even more!
"Harry, sometimes itches are worse, especially when you can't scratch them!"
Harry nodded half understanding!
At this time, Little Barty seemed to have finally regained his strength, and asked weakly, "Yang Yang...Three, I shouldn't have offended you, right? Why do you keep fighting against me?"
Yang San nodded and said, "You haven't offended me!"
"However, whoever told you to kill him is not good, but you killed Cedric!"
Curious Harry asked, "Brother Yang, are you Cedric's eldest cousin?"
Yang San suddenly looked at Dumbledore with a dark face, the outlook on life of the savior you selected is very problematic, do you want to change it?
"Do you know that Cedric and Xiaoqiu are in love?" Yang San said with a smile!
Sure enough, the curious baby Harry's expression darkened immediately, and he said depressedly, "I know."
"So, just now Xiaoqiu was crying like hell, I can barely be regarded as Xiaoqiu's family here, so of course I want to help her avenge her!"
Harry was shocked when he heard that, now that Cedric is dead, that is to say, Zhang Qiu is single again, and he is still in a period of emotional depression. It is a good time to start, thank you, Cedric!
Wait, what seems wrong?In this case, Cedric is dead, should I be happy?Still happy?Still happy?So tangled!
Yang San looked at Little Barty with a smile again, until his bones stood on end, "Now you know why I love you!"
Little Batty suddenly cried, "It was an accident, I didn't expect Cedric to be your cousin!"
Yang San's smile froze, and he scolded with a dark face, "Your cousin, you were wandering just now, didn't you understand the point?"
"Tell you, I just temporarily relieved the jade bee venom on your body just now, for an hour. Well, after two hours, you will experience that feeling of wanting to die again. I heard that Azkaban has a way to make Prisoners can't kill themselves, I wonder how long you can last!"
That's right, what Yang San poured into little Barty's mouth was the Jade Bee poison brought out from the world of the Condor God. This poison can kill people, but once the poison is activated, you will feel how happy it is to die thing!
And Yang San still poured down a whole bottle, the usual Jade Bee Needle is just contaminated, one is already painful, one can imagine the feeling of little Barty's poison.
Little Barty, who has been in Azkaban, naturally knows that once he enters Azkaban, he will never die, so he couldn't help crying, "Kill me, kill me, kill"
"It's so noisy!" Yang San plucked his ears in disgust, turned and left, "My acupressure will automatically untie after three hours!"
Dumbledore and the others looked at Little Barty who was motionless again, and then thought about what Yang San said just now, they couldn't help tightening their bodies
(End of this chapter)
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