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Chapter 188 I want a clone
Chapter 188 I want a clone
One day, Yang San and Yu Mo were sitting crookedly in the living room!
Suddenly, Guan Gu rushed in pulling Yoyo!
"San Erjun, we have something to ask for your help!" Guan Gu said out of breath!
Yang San looked at the embarrassed Yoyo, glanced at Yu Mo curiously, and smiled, "What's the matter? Are you going to register? No problem, I'll help you choose an auspicious day!"
"Yellow cut chicken? What kind of chicken is this? Is it delicious? I've only eaten white cut chicken!"
Obviously during Yang San's absence, Guan Gu's Chinese proficiency has improved amazingly!
"Guangu, the auspicious day of the zodiac means a good day, and it is generally used for... for..."
Halfway through talking, Yoyo suddenly couldn't continue, but looked down blankly at the hands that she and Guan Gu were still holding tightly!
"What is it used for?" Guan Gu suddenly disappeared after listening, turned his head to look at Yoyo, followed her gaze slowly down, and finally fixed the focus on the hands of the two interlocking fingers!
"For marriage!" Yu Mo helped Youyou finish with a smile!
It was this sentence that caused Guan Gu and Youyou to separate suddenly, their faces flushed, and they didn't dare to look at each other at all!
Yang San glanced at Yu Mo, and motioned: Wife, look at this little cabbage, it's about to be crushed by a pig!
Yu Mo rolled his eyes back at Yang San: Virtue!
After a long while, Guan Gu stammered and said, "No...no, San Erjun, I...we don't...that's not what we mean!"
Youyou has shown the personal cultivation of a "professional" actor here, and quickly controlled her emotions, took a deep breath and said, "San'er, I actually want to ask you for help with something, and I'm too embarrassed to say Guan Gu dragged me over!"
Yang San smiled and looked at Yoyo, knowing that this period of time was just Guan Gu's unrequited love, but obviously Yoyo also had a good impression of Guan Gu, otherwise she wouldn't have looked for him immediately if something happened!
"Yuyou, you don't need to see others like this, we are all a family now, of course we have to help each other if we have problems, of course for Guan Gu's sake, I will definitely help each other!"
Yang San said very seriously, if there is no last sentence!
Sure enough, Yoyo's face turned red again after she managed to return to normal. Seeing that her good sister was being "molested", Yu Mo couldn't help but pat Yang San, and said angrily, "Speak up!"
"Yuyou, leave him alone, what happened? Tell me quickly!"
Youyou hurriedly said, "The thing is like this... so so, so and so!"
Yang San nodded, he vaguely remembered such a scene, how did it happen afterwards?
"So, in order not to hang yourself on one tree, you hung ropes on three trees at the same time, but now all three trees are notifying you to hang yourself at the same time, right?"
"Originally, I knew quite well, why did San'er Jun say that I was a little dizzy again!" Guan Gu said in a daze!
Yu Mo asked worriedly, "Yuyou, what are you going to do?"
"It's not that I'm lacking in split body skills, that's why I wanted to ask San'er, do you have any quick fixes? I want to learn split body skills!" Yoyo said firmly!
Yang San didn't know whether to laugh or cry and said, "You got the inspiration from watching "Hokage", right?"
Seeing Yoyo nodding his head affirmatively, Yang San said helplessly, "Although Japan should indeed have some abilities like ninjutsu in "Naruto", none of these abilities has been accumulated over the years, how could there be a shortcut? !"
"I can't help it, then I'm dead!" Yoyo said with a mournful face!
"San Erjun, are you really helpless? We can try any method!" Guan Gu begged!
Yang San looked at Guan Gu and Youyou seriously, and said in a deep voice, "I have a solution!"
"Really, that's great!" Guan Gu waved his fist happily!
"but…"
"But what?" Yoyo and Guan Gu's cheering expressions froze, and they asked curiously!
"However, this method has certain side effects. I have a potion that tastes extremely bad. It can make a person change into your appearance within a certain period of time, but the transformation process is obviously not very pleasant!" Yang San looked serious. Said!
What Yang San was talking about was the compound potion he got from Hogwarts, but the taste of this product is terrible, and the pain of the transformation process, although Yang San has never personally experienced it, but he has heard of it for a long time!
"Huh? Isn't that great?"
Youyou said in surprise, as a group performer, I dare not say that I have eaten everything, but I have eaten a lot of unpalatable food, so naturally I don't think there is any problem!
Yang San looked at Yu Mo helplessly, and motioned for you to come, I need to rest!
"Yuyou, according to San'er, your substitute can only be found in our two suites, otherwise how can I explain the potion, but if this is the case, I don't think I have acting skills, even if I pinch my nose to look like you, I can't even act in a drama!"
Yu Mo said "sincerely and sincerely"!
"Then there is still Yifei sister... Uh..." Youyou couldn't continue talking, she didn't act according to the script, at most she just screwed up, if Yifei didn't follow the script, it would kill someone!
"Have you figured it out too? Let Yifei play Juliet or Zhu Yingtai? You are not afraid that she will tear down the stage in a moment of anger!"
"Come on, I can do it!" Mao Guangu recommended himself!
"This is another side effect. This kind of potion can completely turn other people into your appearance, exactly the same, so are you sure you want a man to look like you?" Yang San teased road!
Suddenly, Yoyo blushed again, staring at Guan Gu in a daze!
When Guan Gu heard Yang San say "the hair is the same", he was also stunned, and he didn't know what he was thinking, his face became more and more red, and finally even a trace of bright red slowly flowed out from his nostrils!
"what!"
Yoyo immediately covered her face and ran back to the room!
Yu Mo also gave Guan Gu a look of contempt, and also got up and went to Yoyo's room!
Seeing Guan Gu's dazed expression, Yang San teasingly took out a few tissues and handed them to Guan Gu!
"Wipe it, be careful to lose too much blood and die!"
Guan Gu took the tissue in a daze, only then realized the abnormality of the nose, wiped it quickly with the tissue, and looked at the bright red in a mess!
"Would you believe me if I said that I'm making love recently?" Guan Gu said awkwardly!
"Believe me, I'll believe everything you say!" Yang San said in an extremely serious manner!
"really?"
"But it's useless to believe me, you have to make Yoyo believe you too!" Yang San jokingly said!
"Ugh!" Guan Gu shouted in dejection, "masaka (no way), this time I jump into the Sea of Japan and I won't be able to wash it off!"
Just when Guan Gu was about to die, Yu Mo and Yoyo came out of the room!
Youyou looked at Guan Gu shyly with a red face, and said softly, "I agree to make Guan Gu look like me!"
"Nani?" Guan Gu shouted in disbelief!
Yang San and Yu Mo looked at each other, and said with a smile, "Then everyone will be happy, but Yoyo, just to be on the safe side, you still have to give Guan Gu a lot of special training these few days!"
"Hey, I'll try!"
(End of this chapter)
One day, Yang San and Yu Mo were sitting crookedly in the living room!
Suddenly, Guan Gu rushed in pulling Yoyo!
"San Erjun, we have something to ask for your help!" Guan Gu said out of breath!
Yang San looked at the embarrassed Yoyo, glanced at Yu Mo curiously, and smiled, "What's the matter? Are you going to register? No problem, I'll help you choose an auspicious day!"
"Yellow cut chicken? What kind of chicken is this? Is it delicious? I've only eaten white cut chicken!"
Obviously during Yang San's absence, Guan Gu's Chinese proficiency has improved amazingly!
"Guangu, the auspicious day of the zodiac means a good day, and it is generally used for... for..."
Halfway through talking, Yoyo suddenly couldn't continue, but looked down blankly at the hands that she and Guan Gu were still holding tightly!
"What is it used for?" Guan Gu suddenly disappeared after listening, turned his head to look at Yoyo, followed her gaze slowly down, and finally fixed the focus on the hands of the two interlocking fingers!
"For marriage!" Yu Mo helped Youyou finish with a smile!
It was this sentence that caused Guan Gu and Youyou to separate suddenly, their faces flushed, and they didn't dare to look at each other at all!
Yang San glanced at Yu Mo, and motioned: Wife, look at this little cabbage, it's about to be crushed by a pig!
Yu Mo rolled his eyes back at Yang San: Virtue!
After a long while, Guan Gu stammered and said, "No...no, San Erjun, I...we don't...that's not what we mean!"
Youyou has shown the personal cultivation of a "professional" actor here, and quickly controlled her emotions, took a deep breath and said, "San'er, I actually want to ask you for help with something, and I'm too embarrassed to say Guan Gu dragged me over!"
Yang San smiled and looked at Yoyo, knowing that this period of time was just Guan Gu's unrequited love, but obviously Yoyo also had a good impression of Guan Gu, otherwise she wouldn't have looked for him immediately if something happened!
"Yuyou, you don't need to see others like this, we are all a family now, of course we have to help each other if we have problems, of course for Guan Gu's sake, I will definitely help each other!"
Yang San said very seriously, if there is no last sentence!
Sure enough, Yoyo's face turned red again after she managed to return to normal. Seeing that her good sister was being "molested", Yu Mo couldn't help but pat Yang San, and said angrily, "Speak up!"
"Yuyou, leave him alone, what happened? Tell me quickly!"
Youyou hurriedly said, "The thing is like this... so so, so and so!"
Yang San nodded, he vaguely remembered such a scene, how did it happen afterwards?
"So, in order not to hang yourself on one tree, you hung ropes on three trees at the same time, but now all three trees are notifying you to hang yourself at the same time, right?"
"Originally, I knew quite well, why did San'er Jun say that I was a little dizzy again!" Guan Gu said in a daze!
Yu Mo asked worriedly, "Yuyou, what are you going to do?"
"It's not that I'm lacking in split body skills, that's why I wanted to ask San'er, do you have any quick fixes? I want to learn split body skills!" Yoyo said firmly!
Yang San didn't know whether to laugh or cry and said, "You got the inspiration from watching "Hokage", right?"
Seeing Yoyo nodding his head affirmatively, Yang San said helplessly, "Although Japan should indeed have some abilities like ninjutsu in "Naruto", none of these abilities has been accumulated over the years, how could there be a shortcut? !"
"I can't help it, then I'm dead!" Yoyo said with a mournful face!
"San Erjun, are you really helpless? We can try any method!" Guan Gu begged!
Yang San looked at Guan Gu and Youyou seriously, and said in a deep voice, "I have a solution!"
"Really, that's great!" Guan Gu waved his fist happily!
"but…"
"But what?" Yoyo and Guan Gu's cheering expressions froze, and they asked curiously!
"However, this method has certain side effects. I have a potion that tastes extremely bad. It can make a person change into your appearance within a certain period of time, but the transformation process is obviously not very pleasant!" Yang San looked serious. Said!
What Yang San was talking about was the compound potion he got from Hogwarts, but the taste of this product is terrible, and the pain of the transformation process, although Yang San has never personally experienced it, but he has heard of it for a long time!
"Huh? Isn't that great?"
Youyou said in surprise, as a group performer, I dare not say that I have eaten everything, but I have eaten a lot of unpalatable food, so naturally I don't think there is any problem!
Yang San looked at Yu Mo helplessly, and motioned for you to come, I need to rest!
"Yuyou, according to San'er, your substitute can only be found in our two suites, otherwise how can I explain the potion, but if this is the case, I don't think I have acting skills, even if I pinch my nose to look like you, I can't even act in a drama!"
Yu Mo said "sincerely and sincerely"!
"Then there is still Yifei sister... Uh..." Youyou couldn't continue talking, she didn't act according to the script, at most she just screwed up, if Yifei didn't follow the script, it would kill someone!
"Have you figured it out too? Let Yifei play Juliet or Zhu Yingtai? You are not afraid that she will tear down the stage in a moment of anger!"
"Come on, I can do it!" Mao Guangu recommended himself!
"This is another side effect. This kind of potion can completely turn other people into your appearance, exactly the same, so are you sure you want a man to look like you?" Yang San teased road!
Suddenly, Yoyo blushed again, staring at Guan Gu in a daze!
When Guan Gu heard Yang San say "the hair is the same", he was also stunned, and he didn't know what he was thinking, his face became more and more red, and finally even a trace of bright red slowly flowed out from his nostrils!
"what!"
Yoyo immediately covered her face and ran back to the room!
Yu Mo also gave Guan Gu a look of contempt, and also got up and went to Yoyo's room!
Seeing Guan Gu's dazed expression, Yang San teasingly took out a few tissues and handed them to Guan Gu!
"Wipe it, be careful to lose too much blood and die!"
Guan Gu took the tissue in a daze, only then realized the abnormality of the nose, wiped it quickly with the tissue, and looked at the bright red in a mess!
"Would you believe me if I said that I'm making love recently?" Guan Gu said awkwardly!
"Believe me, I'll believe everything you say!" Yang San said in an extremely serious manner!
"really?"
"But it's useless to believe me, you have to make Yoyo believe you too!" Yang San jokingly said!
"Ugh!" Guan Gu shouted in dejection, "masaka (no way), this time I jump into the Sea of Japan and I won't be able to wash it off!"
Just when Guan Gu was about to die, Yu Mo and Yoyo came out of the room!
Youyou looked at Guan Gu shyly with a red face, and said softly, "I agree to make Guan Gu look like me!"
"Nani?" Guan Gu shouted in disbelief!
Yang San and Yu Mo looked at each other, and said with a smile, "Then everyone will be happy, but Yoyo, just to be on the safe side, you still have to give Guan Gu a lot of special training these few days!"
"Hey, I'll try!"
(End of this chapter)
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