Start crossing from the love apartment

Chapter 196 The Sneaky Guan Gu

On this day, Yang San was planning to go to the downstairs bar, Zhang Wei invited them to show them the normal operation of encountering robbers in the middle of the night!

Yang San really wanted to say that the filming was done, but seeing Zhang Wei's excitement, he couldn't refuse for a while, so he had to agree, and Yu Mo and the others had already taken the lead!

Unexpectedly, just as Yang San stepped out of the gate of 3601, Guan Gu sneaked out of 3602 suddenly, pulled Yang San into his room mysteriously, and locked the door very carefully.
Yang San looked at Guan Gu speechlessly, "Guan Gu, what are you trying to do? Let me tell you first, I am male and I like female!"

"Like girls? What does this mean?" Guan Gu asked in surprise!

"It means that I already have a sweetheart, you should find Teacher Zeng!" Yang San teased.

"That's right, that's the problem!" Guan Gu said excitedly, and then he waved his hands in distaste, "But what's the use of looking for Teacher Zeng? He hasn't even figured it out yet!"

"Uh..." Yang San could only mourn for a second for Mr. Zeng, who was lying on the gun. Wait, it seems that he mentioned him first, so why don't we mourn for him!

"Guan Gu-jun, what can I say, so mysterious!"

Guan Gu looked around to make sure there was no one before whispering, "Mr. San'er, do you still remember the girl we rescued last year?"

"Last year? You mean the one who fainted from a heart attack?" Yang San recalled it carefully for a moment before remembering that at that time, he seemed to have said that he would visit her often, but in the end, he only went to Guangu every time.
Guan Gu immediately said happily, "That's right, it's her!"

"Why did you fall in love with her? What about Yoyo?" Yang San suddenly asked!
"Nani? Of course not. Besides, Yoyosang and I are innocent!" Guan Gu blushed suddenly and said loudly.

"Innocent? I didn't say you had an affair, or did you do something without telling us!" Yang San looked at Guan Gu jokingly.

Guan Gu was like thunder, and said anxiously, "いいえ, いいえ (no, no)."

"Ah, ah, ah, it's normal to say that men are unmarried and women are unmarried." Yang San looked at the incoherent Guan Gu and laughed jokingly!
"Men are unmarried and women are unmarried? San Erjun, is this the opposite?" Guan Gu said in surprise!

Yang San smiled and said flickeringly, "No way, it depends on how awkward you are, what's the difference between you and a girl, one in the apartment counts as one, who doesn't know that you are interested in Yoyo, so you just pretend to be stupid!"

"まさか! (No way!)" Guan Gu's hair almost stood on end!
Yang San smiled and said, "How about it? Guan Gu, do you want me to give you an idea to take Yoyo down in one fell swoop!"

"Not so good." Guan Gu blushed even more!
"いいえ(No), I didn't come to talk to you about this!" Guan Gu said dumbfoundedly!

"Who told you not to mention the main point!" Yang San laughed.

Guan Gu suddenly said embarrassingly, "Uh, it's easy to miss the point when you're nervous, sorry!"

"It's like this. I was sitting idle in the bar that night, and I didn't expect Xinling to appear in front of me suddenly. Later, she told me that her heart was recovering well, and said," Guan Gu carefully recalled the previous days Seeing what happened to Xin Ling, he talked to Yang San with a standard Guan Gu accent!

"So she is going to marry you now?" Yang San exclaimed in surprise, this girl didn't think she was so open at the beginning, wait, this plot is a bit familiar, let me fuck first!
"No, I told her that I was married!" Guan Gu added.

Yang San nodded understandingly, after all, Guan Gu is not like a person who repays favors, "That's all right!"

"That's the problem!" Guan Gu shouted helplessly!

"Ah~ha?"

"Xinling understands that I'm married, but she said that she will come to our apartment tomorrow to meet my wife!" Guan Gu shouted anxiously.

At this time, Yang San finally remembered, wasn't this the time when Guan Gu was tricked by Qiao into auditioning for his wife, and it seemed that he almost had a heart attack from scaring him back then!

"Mr. Saner? Mr. Saner? Are you listening to me?" Guan Gu pushed Yang San, who suddenly lost his mind, and shouted loudly!

"No!" Yang San subconsciously said!
"Nani!"

Yang San smiled and looked at the crazy Guan Gu, "So what are you going to do? Just find a wife to fool you?"

"But I really need a wife right now, Xinling is coming tomorrow!"

Looking at Guan Gu's longing eyes, Yang San felt hairy all over his body, couldn't help jumping back, carefully guarding against Guan Gu, and said angrily, "Guan Gu, I didn't expect you to be such a person, I treat you like a brother, you You actually want to fuck me!"

"San Erjun, I'm not joking with you!" Guan Gu was so anxious that he was about to cry!

"You are half of the parties involved in this matter. I was the first to discuss it with you. Otherwise, I would have found Ziqiao a long time ago. He has so many girlfriends, maybe he can lend me one!"

Ha ha!

Yang San smiled inwardly and said: Looking for Ziqiao?Believe it or not, he will help you get a bunch of wives in a short time, from the sky to the ground, with a full range of varieties!
"Ahem, well, since you found me, I'll help you think about it, but then you have to be obedient!" Yang San suddenly thought of a very funny thing!

"What do you want to do? I'm not a showman!" Guan Gu shouted in surprise as he tightened his clothes!
"Huh~huh?"

"Ahem, performing art is not selling one's body!" Guan Gu hastily corrected himself!

Yang San said with a smile, "Don't worry, don't worry, I don't want your body, I just want your heart!"

"Nani!"

Yang San, who made Guan Gu feel relieved, came to the bar afterwards, but unfortunately, depending on the situation, Zhang Wei's actual combat tutorial was over!

I saw Zhang Wei holding a piece of paper and reading:

"Hello Uncle Feng, I got the third place in the class this year, here is the gift I want"

After reading a few words, Zhang Wei looked at the letter paper in shock and was speechless!
Yu Mo curiously took a look at the letter paper, and read in surprise, "PSP game console, LCD TV, Nokia N97 or Mini Collector's Edition?"

Zhang Wei hurriedly grabbed the letter back and said angrily, "Are you sure it was written by a poor child? DVD player, gas stove, four-piece bed set? Is this a gift? Or a dowry?"

Yang San asked in surprise, "3206?"

Yu Mo suddenly exclaimed, "San Er, you are here, what 3206? We don't have this suite in our apartment!"

"San'er, how do you know that this dead, gentle kid lives in 3206?" Zhang Wei looked at the letter paper carefully, and suddenly asked in surprise!

Yang San laughed immediately, "It seems that I guessed right, it's really a scam!"

Looking at the curious people, Yang San explained, "Xiao Hei told me this. He also got a letter from this kid last year, but what he wanted was the commemorative version of the Transformers toy, which was the one from Zhanbo before. One, and one is the whole set!"

"Although it's just a toy, I have to say that this thing is quite expensive, and it's out of print now. Xiao Hei investigated this kid in a rage, only to find that he asks for a lot of gifts every year, and they are all Very expensive!"

"And then? Then?" Yoyo asked curiously!
"Then Xiao Hei gave him a whole set of Transformers underpants!"

(End of this chapter)