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Chapter 199 The Obscene Pervert
Chapter 199 The Obscene Pervert
Sure enough, after a while, I heard Zi Qiao's excited cry!
"Little aunt, where are you? I brought our little cousin!"
Yang San and the others went out of the room to look, and suddenly saw Teacher Zeng pinching the neck of a rag doll, while Zi Qiao was holding a small remote control and pressing it excitedly:
"Teacher Zeng, I can make it move faster, you are steady!"
Suddenly, the doll in Mr. Zeng's hand twisted and twisted strangely!
"Yo~huh?" Yifei cried out curiously, "This little thing is quite unique!"
Yu Mo hugged Yang San's arm tightly, and shouted in disgust, "It's so ugly, especially after moving!"
Yang San asked speechlessly, "Zi Qiao, what's going on?"
"This is the little cousin I found for my little aunt. To a rival in love, what is more lethal than a child!" Guan Gu said with experience!
Yang San nodded in agreement, the truth is correct, but what you brought is very suspicious!
Ziqiao said proudly, "Although it doesn't look very good, it is not an ordinary toy. I specially use it to arouse the hidden maternal love in girls' hearts. Not only that, I want to get rid of any clinging girls When it’s time to use it, just take it out and finish it in minutes, it’s very useful!”
As expected, Yang San smiled and said, "So Ziqiao, you don't want your little aunt to feed it in front of Xinling, do you?"
Said leisurely, "Zi Qiao, believe it or not, I put you back into my sister's stomach!"
Zi Qiao looked at the smiling Yoyo, and suddenly shook, pulled the doll from Teacher Zeng's hand, turned around and ran, and said loudly, "Understood, little aunt, I will send it to humane destruction now!"
Not long after Zi Qiao left the house, someone knocked on the door!
"Big nephew, what's left behind? Why don't you even bring the keys!" Youyou said as she opened the door, but there was actually a little girl outside the door, with a small mouth, as if she was not very happy!
"Hello, who are you looking for?"
"Ah, Xinling, you're here!" Guan Gu raised his head and exclaimed in surprise!
When everyone heard the words, their expressions immediately changed, and Yoyo also entered the role in an instant, and said with a smile, "So you are Xinling, come in quickly, my house has been waiting for you for a long time!"
Xinling's smile froze, but soon she smiled again, "You are Guan Gu's wife, you are really beautiful!"
"Yang San, you are here as expected, long time no see!" Xinling smiled even sweeter when he saw Yang San when he came in!
Yang San suddenly felt the chill around him suddenly rise, and said quickly, "Hi Xinling, let me introduce you, this is my girlfriend Qin Yumo!"
Guan Gu quickly said, "Xinling, come in quickly, let me introduce you, this is Yifei, Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei,"
Xinling smiled generously, "Hi everyone, I'm Xinling!"
"Hi!" ×2
"Honey, where is your little nephew?" Guan Gu asked in a low voice.
"It's the eldest nephew, who was just sent to humane destruction by Yifei!"
At this time, Zhang Wei got up "gracefully", came to Xinling, and said with an Erkang smile, "Hello, Xinling, my name is Zhang Wei, I am a lawyer, single and have no bad habits."
Yang San quickly tore Zhang Wei away, and said in a low voice, "Watch out for your saliva, we agreed that the main character is now Guan Gu, so don't steal the show!"
"It's so beautiful, Guan Gu really doesn't want it? It's a terrible thing!" Zhang Wei quickly withdrew his idiot-like expression, and said with regret!
After Xin Ling sat down, she looked at Guan Gu and Yang San with pity, what two good men, how could Xiao Bai Cai give them away!
"Xinling, what's the matter with you, you don't seem very happy?" It seemed that Yoyo and Guan Gu had talked about Xinling's expression just now, and Guan Gu asked worriedly!
Xinling smiled sweetly, "No, this time I not only met your wife, but also met Yang San again, I am very happy!"
"But."
Yang San also said, "Xinling, are you in any trouble? If you have any questions, you can tell us, maybe we can help you too!"
Not for anything else, the main reason is that the atmosphere is too embarrassing, it is also good to change the subject!
"Actually, it's nothing serious. It's just that when I entered the apartment just now, I met a wretched pervert who wanted to strike up a conversation with me while holding a baby!" Xinling hesitated for a moment and said simply!
"What!" Yifei roared angrily, "What does it look like? Next time I meet him, see if I don't give him a few slaps!"
Seeing Xinling's surprised look, Yang San smiled and said, "Xinling, don't think that Yifei is a girl, she is the big sister in this area, you are right to tell her!"
Xinling immediately happily told Yifei about some characteristics of that pervert!
The more I listened to Yang Sanyue, the more I felt that this pervert was very familiar, Yu Mo suddenly said in a low voice, "Honey, why do I think I have seen this pervert that Xinling mentioned before!"
"Me too!" Teacher Zeng said in surprise!
Zhang Wei on the side said wisely, "I know who Xinling is talking about!"
"Who?"
Zhang Wei suddenly put on a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and said clearly, "Zi Qiao went out with that doll in her arms just now. In terms of time, the probability of meeting Xinling is extremely high!"
Just at this time, Ziqiao came in from the door, "Oh, Auntie, are you in a hurry?"
"It's you, you pervert!" Xinling looked up, pointed at Ziqiao in surprise and shouted!
Guan Gu asked in surprise, "Xin Ling, you're not mistaken, are you? Although Zi Qiao is a pervert, he has no children." At this point, Guan Gu also realized what happened to the child!
Xin Ling said angrily, "It must be him, such a wretched pervert, I can recognize it even when it turns to ashes!"
"Hmm~" Yifei glanced at Qiao with cold eyes, and said in his heart: No wonder I heard it so familiar!
Ziqiao put her head in her hands and shouted innocently, "I'm wronged, if I say it's a misunderstanding, would you believe me?"
"Lu Ziqiao, I didn't expect you to be such a person. I, Zhang Wei, will break up with you from today on!" Zhang Weiyi stood up awe-inspiringly, pointed at Ziqiao's nose and said angrily!
At the same time, he grabbed Zi Qiao's clothes and shouted, "You shameless guy, come out with me, I will fight you for three hundred rounds!"
After finishing speaking, he dragged Zi Qiao out with his arms under his arms, and closed the door behind him!
A moment later, Zi Qiao's intermittent "screams" came from outside the door!
Yu Mo asked in surprise, "Honey, Zhang Wei won't forget to take his medicine today, right?"
"No, he obviously took medicine today!" Yang San's left eyelid twitched, if it wasn't for him to see Zhang Wei's wink at Zi Qiao, Yang San would never have thought that Zhang Wei would come up with " Heroes to save the beauty" came out, um, it would be more perfect if the acting was not so contrived!
Thanks for the rewards of "Holding Hands | Pressing the Road" and "Salted Fish Less Than One Fish"! ! !
(End of this chapter)
Sure enough, after a while, I heard Zi Qiao's excited cry!
"Little aunt, where are you? I brought our little cousin!"
Yang San and the others went out of the room to look, and suddenly saw Teacher Zeng pinching the neck of a rag doll, while Zi Qiao was holding a small remote control and pressing it excitedly:
"Teacher Zeng, I can make it move faster, you are steady!"
Suddenly, the doll in Mr. Zeng's hand twisted and twisted strangely!
"Yo~huh?" Yifei cried out curiously, "This little thing is quite unique!"
Yu Mo hugged Yang San's arm tightly, and shouted in disgust, "It's so ugly, especially after moving!"
Yang San asked speechlessly, "Zi Qiao, what's going on?"
"This is the little cousin I found for my little aunt. To a rival in love, what is more lethal than a child!" Guan Gu said with experience!
Yang San nodded in agreement, the truth is correct, but what you brought is very suspicious!
Ziqiao said proudly, "Although it doesn't look very good, it is not an ordinary toy. I specially use it to arouse the hidden maternal love in girls' hearts. Not only that, I want to get rid of any clinging girls When it’s time to use it, just take it out and finish it in minutes, it’s very useful!”
As expected, Yang San smiled and said, "So Ziqiao, you don't want your little aunt to feed it in front of Xinling, do you?"
Said leisurely, "Zi Qiao, believe it or not, I put you back into my sister's stomach!"
Zi Qiao looked at the smiling Yoyo, and suddenly shook, pulled the doll from Teacher Zeng's hand, turned around and ran, and said loudly, "Understood, little aunt, I will send it to humane destruction now!"
Not long after Zi Qiao left the house, someone knocked on the door!
"Big nephew, what's left behind? Why don't you even bring the keys!" Youyou said as she opened the door, but there was actually a little girl outside the door, with a small mouth, as if she was not very happy!
"Hello, who are you looking for?"
"Ah, Xinling, you're here!" Guan Gu raised his head and exclaimed in surprise!
When everyone heard the words, their expressions immediately changed, and Yoyo also entered the role in an instant, and said with a smile, "So you are Xinling, come in quickly, my house has been waiting for you for a long time!"
Xinling's smile froze, but soon she smiled again, "You are Guan Gu's wife, you are really beautiful!"
"Yang San, you are here as expected, long time no see!" Xinling smiled even sweeter when he saw Yang San when he came in!
Yang San suddenly felt the chill around him suddenly rise, and said quickly, "Hi Xinling, let me introduce you, this is my girlfriend Qin Yumo!"
Guan Gu quickly said, "Xinling, come in quickly, let me introduce you, this is Yifei, Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei,"
Xinling smiled generously, "Hi everyone, I'm Xinling!"
"Hi!" ×2
"Honey, where is your little nephew?" Guan Gu asked in a low voice.
"It's the eldest nephew, who was just sent to humane destruction by Yifei!"
At this time, Zhang Wei got up "gracefully", came to Xinling, and said with an Erkang smile, "Hello, Xinling, my name is Zhang Wei, I am a lawyer, single and have no bad habits."
Yang San quickly tore Zhang Wei away, and said in a low voice, "Watch out for your saliva, we agreed that the main character is now Guan Gu, so don't steal the show!"
"It's so beautiful, Guan Gu really doesn't want it? It's a terrible thing!" Zhang Wei quickly withdrew his idiot-like expression, and said with regret!
After Xin Ling sat down, she looked at Guan Gu and Yang San with pity, what two good men, how could Xiao Bai Cai give them away!
"Xinling, what's the matter with you, you don't seem very happy?" It seemed that Yoyo and Guan Gu had talked about Xinling's expression just now, and Guan Gu asked worriedly!
Xinling smiled sweetly, "No, this time I not only met your wife, but also met Yang San again, I am very happy!"
"But."
Yang San also said, "Xinling, are you in any trouble? If you have any questions, you can tell us, maybe we can help you too!"
Not for anything else, the main reason is that the atmosphere is too embarrassing, it is also good to change the subject!
"Actually, it's nothing serious. It's just that when I entered the apartment just now, I met a wretched pervert who wanted to strike up a conversation with me while holding a baby!" Xinling hesitated for a moment and said simply!
"What!" Yifei roared angrily, "What does it look like? Next time I meet him, see if I don't give him a few slaps!"
Seeing Xinling's surprised look, Yang San smiled and said, "Xinling, don't think that Yifei is a girl, she is the big sister in this area, you are right to tell her!"
Xinling immediately happily told Yifei about some characteristics of that pervert!
The more I listened to Yang Sanyue, the more I felt that this pervert was very familiar, Yu Mo suddenly said in a low voice, "Honey, why do I think I have seen this pervert that Xinling mentioned before!"
"Me too!" Teacher Zeng said in surprise!
Zhang Wei on the side said wisely, "I know who Xinling is talking about!"
"Who?"
Zhang Wei suddenly put on a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and said clearly, "Zi Qiao went out with that doll in her arms just now. In terms of time, the probability of meeting Xinling is extremely high!"
Just at this time, Ziqiao came in from the door, "Oh, Auntie, are you in a hurry?"
"It's you, you pervert!" Xinling looked up, pointed at Ziqiao in surprise and shouted!
Guan Gu asked in surprise, "Xin Ling, you're not mistaken, are you? Although Zi Qiao is a pervert, he has no children." At this point, Guan Gu also realized what happened to the child!
Xin Ling said angrily, "It must be him, such a wretched pervert, I can recognize it even when it turns to ashes!"
"Hmm~" Yifei glanced at Qiao with cold eyes, and said in his heart: No wonder I heard it so familiar!
Ziqiao put her head in her hands and shouted innocently, "I'm wronged, if I say it's a misunderstanding, would you believe me?"
"Lu Ziqiao, I didn't expect you to be such a person. I, Zhang Wei, will break up with you from today on!" Zhang Weiyi stood up awe-inspiringly, pointed at Ziqiao's nose and said angrily!
At the same time, he grabbed Zi Qiao's clothes and shouted, "You shameless guy, come out with me, I will fight you for three hundred rounds!"
After finishing speaking, he dragged Zi Qiao out with his arms under his arms, and closed the door behind him!
A moment later, Zi Qiao's intermittent "screams" came from outside the door!
Yu Mo asked in surprise, "Honey, Zhang Wei won't forget to take his medicine today, right?"
"No, he obviously took medicine today!" Yang San's left eyelid twitched, if it wasn't for him to see Zhang Wei's wink at Zi Qiao, Yang San would never have thought that Zhang Wei would come up with " Heroes to save the beauty" came out, um, it would be more perfect if the acting was not so contrived!
Thanks for the rewards of "Holding Hands | Pressing the Road" and "Salted Fish Less Than One Fish"! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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