Start crossing from the love apartment

Chapter 218

"Hehe...hahaha...hehehehe..."

Yang San and Zhang Wei looked at each other strangely, Guan Gu didn't know what was going on today, he kept laughing while hugging the computer!

Fortunately, Yang San could see out of the corner of his eye that it wasn't a video on the computer, otherwise Yang San would have thought Guan Gu was watching a comic book!

"You have been giggling with your computer for a long time, what is so fun?" Zhang Wei couldn't help asking curiously!
Guan Gu responded quickly: "I'm chatting!" At the same time, he tapped the keyboard quickly without stopping!

"You can't be dating online, are you?" Zhang Wei said teasingly!

Yang San said with a smile: "Guan Gu, online dating is not advocated, it hurts your body and money!"

Guan Gu suddenly asked curiously: "I can understand being sad, what do you mean by hurting your body and money?"

"Literally, you can search the Internet to find out how many girls have lost their virginity after seeing netizens after online dating, and if they accidentally win the bid, it will hurt their health and money!" Yang San explained kindly!

Guan Gu said nonchalantly: "You also said that you are a girl, I am a man, so don't be afraid!" At the same time, he thought in his heart: lose your virginity?Great (Japanese)!

Seeing Guan Gu's excited expression, Yang San smiled even more happily, and said quietly: "How do you know that the person meeting you must be a woman!"

Guan Gu was taken aback for a moment, isn't it a woman?A picture suddenly appeared in Guan Gu's mind: he ran out of the room in a panic, and then Xiao Niang dragged him back in a dainty way...

Guan Gu couldn't help shaking at this "beautiful" picture, quickly shook his head and pretended not to care, and said, "I just think it's interesting to chat with her!"

"Him? Male or female?" Zhang Wei asked curiously!

"Woman!" Guan Gu said firmly, yes, it must be a woman!

Zhang Wei said in disbelief, "How do you know, you've done the video?"

"No, I..." Guan Gu snickered, "I can feel it from the lines!"

Zhang Wei quickly said: "Don't be fooled by the appearance, I have seen it with my own eyes, when Ziqiao is chatting, she can act like a divorced... Passionate young woman between the lines!"

"It's normal, Ziqiao is specialized in this!" Yang San said casually, "Guan Gu, it's not that I want to hit you, it's just that the reality is as cruel as the hope!"

Guan Gu said angrily, "I'm an elementary school teacher, a Chinese teacher!"

Zhang Wei couldn't help thinking about it, and said very disgustingly: "My primary school Chinese teacher is a man, and he is a big man with chest hair!"

Yang San looked at Zhang Wei curiously, how did he know this?Is the teacher still shirtless in class?
Guan Gu looked at Yang San helplessly, and signaled that it was your turn, why didn't you say anything this time?
Yang San quickly raised his hands and said innocently: "My primary school Chinese teacher is a woman..."

Only then did Guan Gu smile a little, and said: "Her name is Xiaoman, she is indeed a woman..."

"It's just an old woman in her 60s!" Yang San added casually!

The smile on Guan Gu's face froze, and he turned to look at Yang San, who quickly said, "I'm not talking about your Xiaoman, I'm talking about my primary school Chinese teacher!"

Guan Gu's face turned dark immediately, and Zhang Wei quickly comforted him: "Don't get excited, chatting online is very dangerous, don't be emotional!"

"Why do you see the world so dark?" Guan Gu said excitedly!

Zhang Wei spread his hands and said loudly: "What I said is common sense. It's not my fault that I was born in this world full of lightning!"

Guan Gu emphasized again: "We are just chatting, not online dating..."

At this moment, a "ding dong" sounded, and Guan Gu froze for a moment!
"Ah~oh, something happened. She said she just broke up with her boyfriend and felt very lonely!" Zhang Wei read as I expected!

"Break up?" Guan Gu read in a daze: "That's great (Japanese)!" Suddenly jumped up excitedly, put down the computer and rushed into the room!
Zhang Wei said contemptuously: "You still say there is no online dating!"

Yang San said with a smile: "Little young, there is always a time when a girl is pregnant!"

girl?Huaichun?Zhang Wei looked at Yang San in surprise, is there something wrong?

"Ding dong!"

Zhang Wei looked at it and shouted loudly towards the room, "She said she wanted to meet you alone..."

Suddenly Guan Gu came out with a bunch of strange clothes, and asked happily, "How about I wear these clothes?"

Zhang Wei was taken aback immediately, and said angrily, "She hasn't said it's today yet!"

But Guan Gu, who was obviously in puberty, didn't hear Zhang Wei's words, and said to himself, "Should I bring something else?"

Yang San suddenly smiled and said, "Do you want to wear a condom? I can borrow it... No, I have never used this before, so I can't borrow it. You can buy one yourself!"

"It makes sense, what if he is a guy with chest hair..." Zhang Wei nodded in agreement, but why are you so obsessed with chest hair?

"Shut up!" Guan Gu, who was still a little moved, said angrily in an instant!

Zhang Wei froze for a moment, and quickly changed the subject: "Okay, okay, let me see, your elementary school Chinese teacher Zhang must be quite conservative, and her messages to you always end with a smiling face like :), How can anyone use such an old smiling face now, right!"

Seeing Guan Gu's careful selection of such and such "arms", Zhang Wei jokingly said with a smile: "Guan Gu, you can't do that, you are so handsome, are you afraid of dying in light?"

"See light and die? What is it?" Guan Gu asked curiously!

Zhang Wei thought about it for a while and said: "It's just that there are obvious physical defects. You can't see your face in online chats. As long as you meet, you will finish the game immediately. You don't have to worry at all!"

Yang San added: "In fact, there are many other ways to die besides seeing the light, but generally there are two more common ones: death by phone and death by getting along!"

"What is this?"

"Death on the phone refers to the way of death caused by frequent contact on the phone before meeting or after meeting. And death in getting along means that if the first impression is OK after meeting, it is very likely that you will start to get along, but getting along for a while Afterwards, you will feel that 'meeting is worse than missing', why the other party has so many shortcomings of one kind or another, of course it is not like this on the Internet!" Yang San said with a smile!
"... "

Guan Gu said nervously: "But my heart is pounding, as if there are... small dinosaurs bumping around!"

Yang San said speechlessly: "Guan Gu, the little dinosaur in your heart won't make you stupid?"

"Please, you are online dating, not puppy love!" Zhang Wei also said with contempt!

Guan Gu laughed dryly and said, "I also want to fall in love early, but it's already too late!"

(End of this chapter)