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Chapter 220 The Mysterious Neo (Part 2!)
Chapter 220 The Mysterious Neo (Second Update!)
Look at the bombastic Neo.
Yang San asked thoughtfully: "Zi Qiao, where did you meet this Neo Yoyo?"
"I'm not sure. From what Yu Mo said, it seems that we met in the elevator of the apartment!" Zi Qiao said uncertainly!
Yang San laughed and said, "It's the elevator again? Since when did the elevator in our apartment work so well? If only a few red ropes were attached to it, it would be old for a month!"
Yang San, who couldn't figure it out, talked to Yu Mo and left the bar!
...
Standing in front of the gate of 3301, Yang San stretched out his hand without hesitation: "Alahuo Cave is open!"
The door lock opened in response to the sound, and the door was pushed open with one's foot, who knows that just stepped into the suite!
"Where did you come from, a little thief? Dare to go wild here with Grandpa!"
A roar of anger mixed with a whistling sound hit Yang San, and Yang San threw it away without looking at it: "Disarm you!"
Immediately, the person flew backwards at double the speed, and hit the wall with a "bang"!
"Ouch~"
Looking at the strong man lying on the ground and screaming in pain, and the baseball bat that fell to the side and turned on the ground, Yang San said with a smile: "Fatty, did you want to sneak attack me just now?"
As soon as he heard Yang San's voice, the screaming fat man stopped abruptly, trembling suddenly, and shouted with a mournful face: "Master, I really didn't know it was you. If I knew it was you, I wouldn't dare to give me 1 guts." ah!"
In the living room, Xiao Hei, who was snarling at the corner of his mouth, looked sympathetically at the fat man who was still lying on the ground. He had already advised you not to act recklessly. Except for Yang San and Hu Yifei, there was no one else who dared to open the door like this in his place!
"Okay, don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, I found out it was you before I made a move, otherwise you wouldn't be able to speak now!" Yang San said jokingly, and then ignored him and went straight to the sofa sit down!
The fat man looked at Yang San in horror, and recognized him as one of his own, why did you hit him so hard?I still feel a burning pain in my chest now!
Seeing that Yang San really didn't care about his offensive behavior just now, he got up from the ground resentfully, rubbed his chest and asked curiously: "Master, why are you free to come to the black team? What's the matter? Just order , Fatty will do his best to help you get it done!"
"I can't come here if it's okay?" Yang San pretended to be angry!
The fat man said flatteringly: "Of course not, of course not, Sanye, you can come whenever you want, even when the black team is playing planes, you can come whenever you want!"
He is still rejoicing that there will be a new back-up guy in the future, Xiao Hei, who deeply admires himself, how many wonderful quotes this trick, Huoshuidong, did not expect to be smashed by the fat man's blame in an instant!
"Oh?" Yang San looked at Xiao Hei jokingly, and smiled awkwardly at Xiao Hei, "Xiao Hei, just like the so-called small masturbation for pleasure, heavy masturbation hurts the body, and forceful masturbation destroys the ashes. You must know how to control it!"
"... "
"By the way, fat man, aren't you upstairs at 3904? Why did you come here from Xiao Hei?" Yang San asked curiously!
The fat man hastily flattered and said: "Back to the third master, I get the black team to report the situation every day, and discuss some special events that may arise!"
"Special event?" Yang San immediately thought of that Neo, and asked tentatively: "Then did we find any special event in our apartment? Let's hear it!"
The fat man didn't speak immediately, but glanced at Xiao Hei. Seeing that Xiao Hei didn't intend to stop him, he said in a deep voice again: "There have been no special incidents recently, but there have been some strange incidents in the apartment recently!"
Yang San's eyes lit up immediately, and he asked curiously, "What's so strange?"
The fat man suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and said awkwardly: "That's... that's... There are always some beauties near the apartment... lose their virginity!"
Lose your virginity?Yang San seemed to have caught something, and said uncertainly: "Isn't it normal to lose your virginity? People lose their virginity every day!"
The fat man said hesitantly: "It's quite normal if it's just losing your virginity, but what's abnormal is that all the beauties who lost their virginity have one thing in common, that is, they don't have any memory of the process of losing their virginity, as if the memory of that period was deleted by someone! "
"If it's just one or two, it doesn't mean anything, but almost all the beauties who lost their virginity have forgotten, and after our tests, they haven't been given any drugs or anything like that!"
Speaking of this, Xiao Hei asked aloud: "Master San, what's the matter with you this time?"
Yang San nodded thoughtfully, and said, "I want you to find someone for me, but now that I hear it, he is probably the same person you are looking for!"
"Oh?" Xiao Hei suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "Who is it?"
"I don't have the photo, but he and Yoyo met in the elevator of the apartment yesterday afternoon, and he also appeared in the downstairs bar just now!" Yang San leaned on the sofa in a comfortable position, and said lazily!
Xiao Hei said confidently: "All these are enough, give me half an hour!"
After all, Xiao Hei got up and went into the room, leaving the fat man alone to look at Yang San in embarrassment, neither standing nor sitting, not knowing what to say!
"Sit down, I'm not a beast, I don't eat people!"
Only then did the fat man thank Dade for sitting aside, but looking at the restrained look, those who didn't know it thought it was the son-in-law who just came to the door!
...
Fortunately, it didn't take long for Xiao Hei to come out of the room. Looking at his serious face, it was obvious that he was expecting it!
Xiao Hei took out two copies of A4 paper, handed them to Yang San and Fatty respectively, and said, "This person is very problematic. If you hadn't reminded me, San Ye, I would have missed him [-]% of the time. He is definitely not an ordinary person." , even if he has nothing to do with this incident, we still have to find out what happened to him!"
At the same time, Xiao Hei asked suspiciously: "Master, how did you find out about his problem? You know, even our detector didn't find anything abnormal!"
"I saw him in the bar just now. Although he concealed it deeply, I can still feel some of his bad intentions, and the most important point..."
Yang San flipped through the information that Xiao Hei had printed out, no wonder Xiao Hei said there was something wrong with Neo, from the data, he looked like he had fallen from the sky, except that he was found around the apartment recently Besides, there are no other records of him at all!
"Zi Qiao said that he smelled a strong smell of the same kind on him!"
The fat man exclaimed in surprise: "Zi Qiao? San Ye, you mean that playboy in your suite who is called Lu Xiaobu? Is he also from the dark world?"
"That's him, but he's just a playboy!"
The fat man suddenly asked suspiciously: "Then... how did he find out about this Neo's problem? Could it be that he has seen this Neo commit crimes?"
Xiao Hei touched his chin and said solemnly: "No, what Zi Qiao means is that this Neo is also a prodigal son in love, Zi Qiao feels threatened!"
"... "
(End of this chapter)
Look at the bombastic Neo.
Yang San asked thoughtfully: "Zi Qiao, where did you meet this Neo Yoyo?"
"I'm not sure. From what Yu Mo said, it seems that we met in the elevator of the apartment!" Zi Qiao said uncertainly!
Yang San laughed and said, "It's the elevator again? Since when did the elevator in our apartment work so well? If only a few red ropes were attached to it, it would be old for a month!"
Yang San, who couldn't figure it out, talked to Yu Mo and left the bar!
...
Standing in front of the gate of 3301, Yang San stretched out his hand without hesitation: "Alahuo Cave is open!"
The door lock opened in response to the sound, and the door was pushed open with one's foot, who knows that just stepped into the suite!
"Where did you come from, a little thief? Dare to go wild here with Grandpa!"
A roar of anger mixed with a whistling sound hit Yang San, and Yang San threw it away without looking at it: "Disarm you!"
Immediately, the person flew backwards at double the speed, and hit the wall with a "bang"!
"Ouch~"
Looking at the strong man lying on the ground and screaming in pain, and the baseball bat that fell to the side and turned on the ground, Yang San said with a smile: "Fatty, did you want to sneak attack me just now?"
As soon as he heard Yang San's voice, the screaming fat man stopped abruptly, trembling suddenly, and shouted with a mournful face: "Master, I really didn't know it was you. If I knew it was you, I wouldn't dare to give me 1 guts." ah!"
In the living room, Xiao Hei, who was snarling at the corner of his mouth, looked sympathetically at the fat man who was still lying on the ground. He had already advised you not to act recklessly. Except for Yang San and Hu Yifei, there was no one else who dared to open the door like this in his place!
"Okay, don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, I found out it was you before I made a move, otherwise you wouldn't be able to speak now!" Yang San said jokingly, and then ignored him and went straight to the sofa sit down!
The fat man looked at Yang San in horror, and recognized him as one of his own, why did you hit him so hard?I still feel a burning pain in my chest now!
Seeing that Yang San really didn't care about his offensive behavior just now, he got up from the ground resentfully, rubbed his chest and asked curiously: "Master, why are you free to come to the black team? What's the matter? Just order , Fatty will do his best to help you get it done!"
"I can't come here if it's okay?" Yang San pretended to be angry!
The fat man said flatteringly: "Of course not, of course not, Sanye, you can come whenever you want, even when the black team is playing planes, you can come whenever you want!"
He is still rejoicing that there will be a new back-up guy in the future, Xiao Hei, who deeply admires himself, how many wonderful quotes this trick, Huoshuidong, did not expect to be smashed by the fat man's blame in an instant!
"Oh?" Yang San looked at Xiao Hei jokingly, and smiled awkwardly at Xiao Hei, "Xiao Hei, just like the so-called small masturbation for pleasure, heavy masturbation hurts the body, and forceful masturbation destroys the ashes. You must know how to control it!"
"... "
"By the way, fat man, aren't you upstairs at 3904? Why did you come here from Xiao Hei?" Yang San asked curiously!
The fat man hastily flattered and said: "Back to the third master, I get the black team to report the situation every day, and discuss some special events that may arise!"
"Special event?" Yang San immediately thought of that Neo, and asked tentatively: "Then did we find any special event in our apartment? Let's hear it!"
The fat man didn't speak immediately, but glanced at Xiao Hei. Seeing that Xiao Hei didn't intend to stop him, he said in a deep voice again: "There have been no special incidents recently, but there have been some strange incidents in the apartment recently!"
Yang San's eyes lit up immediately, and he asked curiously, "What's so strange?"
The fat man suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and said awkwardly: "That's... that's... There are always some beauties near the apartment... lose their virginity!"
Lose your virginity?Yang San seemed to have caught something, and said uncertainly: "Isn't it normal to lose your virginity? People lose their virginity every day!"
The fat man said hesitantly: "It's quite normal if it's just losing your virginity, but what's abnormal is that all the beauties who lost their virginity have one thing in common, that is, they don't have any memory of the process of losing their virginity, as if the memory of that period was deleted by someone! "
"If it's just one or two, it doesn't mean anything, but almost all the beauties who lost their virginity have forgotten, and after our tests, they haven't been given any drugs or anything like that!"
Speaking of this, Xiao Hei asked aloud: "Master San, what's the matter with you this time?"
Yang San nodded thoughtfully, and said, "I want you to find someone for me, but now that I hear it, he is probably the same person you are looking for!"
"Oh?" Xiao Hei suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "Who is it?"
"I don't have the photo, but he and Yoyo met in the elevator of the apartment yesterday afternoon, and he also appeared in the downstairs bar just now!" Yang San leaned on the sofa in a comfortable position, and said lazily!
Xiao Hei said confidently: "All these are enough, give me half an hour!"
After all, Xiao Hei got up and went into the room, leaving the fat man alone to look at Yang San in embarrassment, neither standing nor sitting, not knowing what to say!
"Sit down, I'm not a beast, I don't eat people!"
Only then did the fat man thank Dade for sitting aside, but looking at the restrained look, those who didn't know it thought it was the son-in-law who just came to the door!
...
Fortunately, it didn't take long for Xiao Hei to come out of the room. Looking at his serious face, it was obvious that he was expecting it!
Xiao Hei took out two copies of A4 paper, handed them to Yang San and Fatty respectively, and said, "This person is very problematic. If you hadn't reminded me, San Ye, I would have missed him [-]% of the time. He is definitely not an ordinary person." , even if he has nothing to do with this incident, we still have to find out what happened to him!"
At the same time, Xiao Hei asked suspiciously: "Master, how did you find out about his problem? You know, even our detector didn't find anything abnormal!"
"I saw him in the bar just now. Although he concealed it deeply, I can still feel some of his bad intentions, and the most important point..."
Yang San flipped through the information that Xiao Hei had printed out, no wonder Xiao Hei said there was something wrong with Neo, from the data, he looked like he had fallen from the sky, except that he was found around the apartment recently Besides, there are no other records of him at all!
"Zi Qiao said that he smelled a strong smell of the same kind on him!"
The fat man exclaimed in surprise: "Zi Qiao? San Ye, you mean that playboy in your suite who is called Lu Xiaobu? Is he also from the dark world?"
"That's him, but he's just a playboy!"
The fat man suddenly asked suspiciously: "Then... how did he find out about this Neo's problem? Could it be that he has seen this Neo commit crimes?"
Xiao Hei touched his chin and said solemnly: "No, what Zi Qiao means is that this Neo is also a prodigal son in love, Zi Qiao feels threatened!"
"... "
(End of this chapter)
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