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Chapter 24 Paradise Express

Chapter 24 Paradise Express

"Ding dong, kill the evil mage, reward point: 300 points."

Is this system really meant to be a joke?Killing BOSS is more than task reward?Although this BOSS is indeed worth the price, I really don't understand what standard this mission is released by
After a loud bang, Yang San and others came out of the hiding place one after another.

"Is everyone okay?" Uncle Biao counted the heads, yes, they are all there.This kind of thing is nothing to him as a ghost, just hide wherever he wants, but Yang San and the others can't do it, they may be implicated at any time.

"I didn't expect this evil cultivator to be connected with the life of that statue. If I knew it, I wouldn't have to fight so tired." Yang San said with a sigh of relief. This time is really thrilling. If he didn't have enough props, I don't know if he could have survived the fight. Woolen cloth.

"This statue is where the evil cultivator's belief lies, so he cares so much. Have you noticed that there is a black ball in the statue, which was also blown to pieces just now. That should be the soul of the evil cultivator. The location is gone, the soul is blown up, and the evil cultivator can't live anymore!" Li Jin, who received the voice transmission from the patriarch, explained the reason again. As for the soul, it probably has something to do with the sacrifice just now!
"Okay, now that my vengeance has been avenged, it's time to report it." Seeing that the matter was over, Uncle Biao was ready to say goodbye.

"Uncle Biao, I'll see you off?" Ah Xing's brain circuit was really different.

"I'm going to heaven. Do you think you're going to travel and send me off? You want to die too?" Uncle Biao gave A Xing a white look. Are you tired of living?Yang San and Li Song also showed caring expressions on their faces.

"Then... let's meet again by fate!" Ah Xing also felt bad, so he hurriedly changed, but it was obviously not much better.

"Goodbye? Then you have to wait!" Uncle Biao looked at this living treasure, but that's okay, the sadness of such a separation is gone.

"That's right, just take your time, I'm different, and I'll come to you soon!" Li Song obviously felt a little reluctant to meet his old friend again, but your words are very contradictory. , how much do you want to live?
"I said it's not good for you to discuss when you will go to heaven like this?" Yang San looked at a few bastards who were dying before him, and heard that Yang San really wanted to give them two shots, so that you can die together !
"Uh, you'd better go slowly by yourself." Li Song and A Xing felt chills all over, as if there was a deep malice covering them, could it be that "the god of death is coming"?
"You must burn paper for me during the Qingming Festival!" Uncle Biao's "piu" disappeared, "Come and play when you have time!" Yes, do you want to ask Uncle Biao to form a group to come together?
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At this time, a few days have passed since the last battle, but Yang San has never received the news that the mission is completed. It seems that Uncle Biao's "happy ghost life" has nothing to do with Deng Liyang!

"San'er, how do you think Uncle Biao is doing in heaven?" Ah Xing, who was playing with a pen, suddenly said to Yang San, "Ah Xing has been absent-minded for the past few days, so he was always worried about Uncle Biao, and he couldn't tell Still so nostalgic.

"Well, why don't we go see Uncle Biao." Yang San suddenly thought that Li Jin and A Xing were going to send money to Uncle Biao at the end of the original novel. Although Yang San didn't know how to do it, Li Jin should be knew.

"You mean...to go to heaven? I haven't lived enough yet!" Ah Xing's eyes lit up at first, but suddenly he thought that Uncle Biao is in heaven now, not the world, how can he see it?Is it going to die?
"Let's ask Li Sir, doesn't his patriarch often go up and down, there should be a way." Yang San gave A Xing a blank look, you haven't lived enough, can I live enough?Besides, if I die, I can't die with you!
Ah Xing also thought it made sense. That patriarch was much more reliable than Li Jin, so the two of them stopped working and went directly to Li Song's house. This guy used the excuse that he was injured a few days ago. I have been raising (stealing) hurting (lazy) at home.

"Li sir, let's go see Uncle Biao together. I don't know how he is doing?" Ah Xing rushed into Li Jin's house. That's right, he opened the door directly with the key. Since the last time he came here to eat After the meal, Ayu gave him a key, which made Li Jin want to jump up and bite A Xing. When Yang San entered the room, he saw Li Jin lying on the sofa "Ge You lying" with grapes in his hand. Enjoy how much you enjoy, and you don't look hurt at all.

"Cough, cough, Zhang Biao, it's not bad, let's go together." Startled by A Xing who rushed in suddenly, Li Song shoved grapes in embarrassment, cheekily ignoring Yang San and A Xing's scrutiny. Eyes, is this the injury you said? "Seriously" sat upright and replied, wait, look at Zhang Biao?Isn't that going to heaven!Are you tired of living?

"Li sir, Ah Xing means, is there any way for you to let us go to heaven, or is there a way for the patriarch?" Yang San explained to the impatient Ah Xing, and at the same time sat down and took the grapes unceremoniously I ate it.

"Master Patriarch? This is a good idea. Hey, these are my grapes. Have you two eaten them all?" Li Song heard that it made sense. The Master Patriarch must have a way. When he was about to get up, he found himself The freshly washed and uneaten grapes were eaten by these two boys!That's right, Ah Xing, who saw Yang San eating vigorously, felt that he was a little thirsty from running just now, so he ate it unceremoniously, don't tell me, other people's food is sweet!

"Disciple Li Jin, respectfully invite the patriarch to teach the Dharma!" After a fight, Li Jin took the two of them to his "Holy Stick Room", respectfully lit a stick of incense, and then began to invite the gods.A beam of golden light suddenly appeared from the eyes of the statue of the patriarch, and it merged into Li Jin's body at once, and Li Jin's aura also immediately became personal, appearing very majestic and mighty.

"The patriarch has already understood your thoughts, but with your current cultivation, you still can't reach the level of listening to the heavens." The patriarch explained slowly, meaning that I really have spells in this area, but you are too Weak, not even qualified to practice. "But the good thing is that Heaven is attracting business and investment recently, so it has specially launched a thing called Heaven Admission Ticket, which can go directly to Heaven as long as you tear it off, but it requires an entrance fee of 1 million Ming coins, what do you think? The things you bring can be brought into heaven as long as they are burnt in advance, remember to use Tiandi Bank for Ming coins, and the others are counterfeit coins.”

Originally, Ah Xing and Yang San were a little anxious when they heard that they could not meet the standard of practice, but they were so shocked that they couldn't even close their mouths when they heard the following words, Paradise attracts business and capital?Tickets?And the entrance fee?Are you sure it's not ticket money?

"Hey, hello, I'm back to my senses, what did the patriarch say?" Li Jin patted Yang San and A Xing who were stunned. It seemed that the patriarch left after speaking, he was really busy.

After listening to what Yang San said, Li Song was also speechless for a while, looking at the three so-called "admission tickets" on the altar, are you sure these are not zoo tickets?

Now that there is a way to go to heaven, the next step is to go shopping, you can’t go empty-handed, so the three of them went to the ghost supplies store... to scan the goods (oω`o), there are no ghost coins in this period. Inflation, the maximum denomination is only 5000 million (the plot needs, don't care too much about the exact amount), unlike later generations, which can be tens of billions at every turn.That is to say, [-] million is two tickets. Li Song and A Xing bought all the Ming coins of Tiandi Bank directly, so happy that the boss couldn't close his mouth, big customers!

"Boss, do you have a villa here?" Yang San thought for a while, how can he just bring money, who knows what the market is like?
"Yes, yes, please come here, look here, there are all kinds of luxury villas, which one do you think is suitable?" The boss warmly entertained him, and he must have made a lot of money today. How many people died?Buy something like this!
Yang San, who didn't know that he was "dead", was also very satisfied with the beautifully crafted villa. He chose the most luxurious one for Uncle Biao, and then picked out a lot of things including cars, yachts, servants, etc. The happy boss is almost lost, today's order is enough for several years!

The three of Yang San who picked out the "things" directly let the boss arrange to burn them. After seeing that everything was ready, the three returned to Li Song's "magic stick room" and carefully tore open the so-called "entrance ticket to heaven". Seeing a ball of white light enveloping the three of them, there was no one in the room after a flash.

Yang San and the others just felt that after a flash of white light, they arrived in front of a strange house with "Heavenly Merchants Office" hanging on the house?
"Welcome to heaven, how can I help you?" A "shopping guide?" in a white suit greeted Yang San and the others respectfully.

"Uh, we are people from Yangjian, we haven't died yet!" Yang San looked at Li Song and A Xing who were still in a daze, so he had no choice but to speak, let's emphasize the important point first!

"You guys are joking. We can still distinguish between humans and ghosts. Presumably they are Mr. Yang San, Mr. Li Song and Mr. Zhou Xing. Their goods have been stored in the temporary warehouse. As long as you pay the storage fee You can bring it up at any time." This "shopping guide?" is quite polite, talking to Yang San patiently, but what is the storage fee?
"What storage fee?" Li Jin came to his senses and grasped the point at once.

"Because several people are still human beings, naturally several people have to bear the expenses of sending their things to heaven. According to statistics, several people only need to pay 1 million for storage." How short of money is this heaven?

"We're looking for a ghost named Zhang Biao, who just came up a few days ago, and these things were brought here for him." Yang San hurriedly ended this topic, anyway, it's only 1 million, so "money" is not overwhelming!
"Zhang Biao? Wait a minute, I checked the information and found it. Zhang Biao is just in the court of heaven to review his qualifications. Do you go directly or?" This heaven seems to be very advanced. "Shopping guide?" Just take out A notebook is asked after one pass of operation.

"Just go there, it's meaningless to stay here." Yang San remembered that Uncle Biao was almost "going to hell" because he didn't bring any money, so it's better to go directly to rescue him.

Li Song and Ah Xing thought it made sense, but they didn't know why, since they came to heaven, they always felt nervous!Finishing things quickly and leaving is the kingly way, so the three of them asked the "shopping guide?" to rent a large truck to deliver the goods, yes, rented it!After spending another [-] million, Heaven is absolutely poor and crazy!

"What? No money, then go to hell, there is no money there!" Yang San, who had just driven to the court of heaven, heard the judge say, it seems that Uncle Biao has really been sent to hell.

"Zhang Biao, who is Zhang Biao? There is a courier here to sign." Yang San spoofed and shouted, delivering the courier in heaven is fun to think about.

"I'm here." When Uncle Biao heard someone calling him, he subconsciously shouted, but there is a courier in heaven?And what is courier?Can I eat it?
Seeing the two "couriers" carrying a large box of "money", Uncle Biao was excited, he didn't care what he delivered, as long as he had money, he would just accept it!As soon as I walked in, I realized that it was Li Song and A Xing! "It's you? You sent me money, that's great!"

"Uncle Biao, let's come in time!" Yang San came up with eighteen beautiful "servants", "It's not just about giving money, there are also villas, beauties with fragrant cars, everything you expect, here are eighteen, you Elderly, take it easy!"

"Heaven welcomes you!" The judge saw that the former poor man had suddenly become a big client, and immediately smiled like a flower.

"That's great, I'll treat you to a big meal!" Uncle Biao saw that the problem of heaven that he was most concerned about was solved, and his waist didn't hurt in an instant. He must treat Li Jin and others well, he is really a good person!
"Okay!" Ah Xing was the first to answer when he heard that there was something to eat, and just after the answer, he thought of a question, "San'er, can we eat this heavenly meal?"

"I've met people, and the things have been delivered. Zhang Biao's life will be very good in the future. Are you going to stay for a meal? Then you can stay alone!" Seeing that the matter is over, Li Song still Get away now, it's scary to be in heaven!

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing the task, and reward 200 boundary points."

(End of this chapter)

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