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Chapter 244 Let me vomit for a while first! (1st update! Please subscribe!)

Chapter 244 Let me vomit for a while! (First update! Please subscribe!)
On this day, after Yang San woke up, he found that 3601 was empty.

After listening carefully, he found some noises coming from the next door, and the bored Yang San simply came to 3602.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Guan Gu holding an envelope with a hesitant look on his face.

"Guan Gu, what age is it now, you still write letters!" Yang San exclaimed in surprise.

Only then did I realize that Yifei and Yoyo had come here, and they were playing flying chess with Ziqiao boredly.

"No (Japanese), it's not mine, it's Mr. Zeng's. I found it on the floor of the living room. It has his signature on it. It probably fell out of the bag when I left." Guan Gu waved his hand. Said.

Guan Gu turned to Zi Qiao and the others, and asked curiously, "Is Teacher Zeng there?"

Ziqiao replied while nibbling on French fries: "Not here, he went to the stage, what is this writing?"

"It can't be a love letter, right?" Yoyo laughed teasingly.

After Yoyo said this, everyone's curiosity suddenly increased.

Ziqiao was so excited that he grabbed the envelope and opened it without saying a word.

"Hey, Zi Qiao, this is a private letter, you can't peek at it." Guan Gu shouted in surprise, trying to get the envelope back while shouting, but Zi Qiao evasively opened the letter. .

"I don't call it peeping." Zi Qiao said confidently, "I'm aboveboard, and it's my bounden duty to help friends identify love letters!"

Yifei and Yoyo immediately gave him blank glances, and Yifei looked at Ziqiao disgustedly and said, "Please lick your oily paws clean before you do your duty, it's disgusting."

Ziqiao looked at her hands indifferently, put them into her mouth one by one and sucked them under everyone's surprised eyes, and then squeezed the letter paper without hesitation.

"vomit!"

Yifei and Yoyo were so disgusted that they almost vomited, and Yang San was also secretly glad that he hadn't eaten since he got up, otherwise it would have been for nothing.

Who knows.

Under the disgusting eyes of everyone, Ziqiao's complexion became worse and worse, and finally said extremely uncomfortable: "I'm sorry, I'm a little...uh...nausea!"

After finishing speaking, he covered his mouth and rushed into the bathroom in a hurry.

"... "

Yoyo said in surprise: "We haven't had nausea yet, did he have nausea first?"

Confused, carefully avoiding Zi Qiao's watermark, took a look at the letter paper, read while reading:
Dear leader, I am your pious subordinate Zeng Xiaoxian...

Yifei said with gusto: "Zeng Xiaoxian is a man, write a love letter to the leader."

Yang San went directly to Zi Qiao's seat, and ate Zi Qiao's French fries unceremoniously.

Youyou went on to read: the red flag flutters in the east wind, and the motherland has a new look. I am grateful to the organization for cultivating and caring for me over the years. Not long ago, I heard the sad news that the deputy director of the channel, Mr. Qian, had an epileptic seizure and has been in a coma. I can’t sleep at night. Sleeping, tossing and turning, deeply saddened, with a full face?

"What idiom is this?" Guan Gu asked curiously.

Yifei, who didn't sound like a love letter, said cheerfully, "Listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's programs all day, can you not have epilepsy!"

Yoyo: But the village can't be without an owner for a day, and the channel can't be without a director for a day?Faced with such an important job vacancy, as a veteran who has quietly dedicated many years in the broadcasting industry, I should show an attitude of giving up to me, so I formally apply for the job to the leader...

Guan Gu, who finally heard the important point, shouted clearly: "Oh, this is a job application letter."

"It is estimated that the leader who read this is going to have epilepsy." Yifei also said speechlessly.

Yang San smiled while eating French fries: "Maybe Teacher Zeng is for this purpose. There is only one position and his chances of getting a job are definitely not great. If he can get another one, the chances of Teacher Zeng will be greater."

"It makes sense!" Everyone nodded in agreement.

Yoyo: Please rest assured, the leader, I will definitely be qualified for this position. In order to show my loyalty, I hereby assure the leader...

After reading this, Yoyo's face became more and more ugly, her tone became more and more strange, and finally she looked at the letter paper in horror.

"Where's next?" Guan Gu asked casually, who was listening well.

who knows.

Youyou said with a pale face: "I'm sorry, I'm a little... um... nauseated!"

After that, he covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom.

Yifei looked at Yoyo in surprise, arranged the letter paper casually, and then looked at it.

Unexpectedly, within three seconds, Yifei also turned pale, covered her mouth and ran to the bathroom.

Guan Gu looked at them amusedly, and looked down at the letter paper curiously.

At this moment, he understood what curiosity killed the cat.

In an instant, Guan Gu followed in Yifei's footsteps, and ran to the bathroom with a pale face covering his mouth.

Yang San's hand froze when he was eating French fries, and he looked at the few people who were arguing in the bathroom in surprise.

Curiously looking at the letter paper on the table, as if hearing the call of a demon.

Yang San, who didn't want to read it, couldn't hold back his curiosity. How lethal is the following content?It can actually make Yifei and several people feel disgusted at the same time.

Fortunately, there are already several lessons learned from the past. Yang San first mobilized the true energy in his body to protect his internal organs, solemnly pinched the two corners, and placed the letter paper in front of his eyes.

He looked at the letter paper with a solemn expression, it didn't matter if he didn't read it, it would kill him if he saw it.

Yang San's face immediately turned pale. Fortunately, Yang San had the foresight, so he didn't feel much discomfort at this time.

What follows in the letter reads:

The leader's request is my pursuit

The encouragement of the leader is my motivation

The idea of ​​leadership is what I do

The expression of the leader is my mood

The hobby of leadership is my hobby

The leader's lover is my lover

Sincerely, that salute!
"... "

Yang San stared blankly at the letter paper like a thunderbolt, all the thoughts in his mind had been completely obliterated by Mr. Zeng's shamelessness.

After half an hour.

After vomiting, Yifei and the others looked at Yang San in surprise, they didn't expect that there were still people who could resist Zeng Xiaoxian's cheapest technique.

"San'er, are you... alright?" Yoyo asked curiously.

It was this sudden sound that woke Yang San up. Yang San threw out the letter paper in his hand like lightning, startling Yifei and the others.

Fortunately, Yang San's actions were only subconscious, and the letter paper only floated a short distance before falling to the ground powerlessly. Otherwise, under the influence of Yang San's true energy, breaking gold and breaking stones would be just a small problem, and picking leaves and flying flowers could hurt people.This sentence is not just words.

Looking at the few people whose faces were still a little pale, Yang San smiled disdainfully: "You guys are too bad, isn't it just a few disgusting words, as for this appearance."

After all, Yang San got up and walked to the bathroom under the unchanging eyes of several people.

Guan Gu suddenly called out in surprise: "San'er, what are you doing in the bathroom?"

"Me? I'm going to vomit for a while!"

Yang San still underestimated Teacher Zeng's lethality, but a few simple words made him write so powerfully.

Under the contemptuous gazes of Yifei and the others, Yang San hurried into the bathroom.

"Ugh~~~~~"

(End of this chapter)

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