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Chapter 253 A moron is still a moron! (First update! Please subscribe!)
Yu Mo gave Zi Qiao a blank look, your face must have become a little faster too.

"By the way, where's Zhang Wei? He ran away in a hurry when he saw me just now, and I don't want to borrow money from him." Yang San asked suddenly.

Just now, when Ziqiao flirted with Yu Mo, Zhang Wei was watching not far away, but when Yang San came over, he ran away in panic.

"Uh..." Ziqiao said awkwardly: "I was just showing him how to strike up a conversation with a girl, maybe I was afraid of embarrassment when I saw you."

"Demonstration? He hasn't given up on his trial marriage yet?" Yu Mo exclaimed in surprise.

Ziqiao hated iron and said: "Zhang Wei is really, this is not something shameful, as for running away like this, this is a battlefield, deserters are going to the military court, No, I have to bring him back."

"Hi, San'er, Yu Mo."

After a while, Ziqiao came back with the reluctant Zhang Wei, and Zhang Wei greeted Yang Sanyumo in embarrassment.

"Zi Qiao, I..."

Before Zhang Wei could say anything, Ziqiao interrupted: "Didn't I tell you that you should call me by my code name when you are performing missions outside. I am Lu Xiaobu."

Yu Mo suddenly asked curiously: "Zhang Wei, what is your code name? Zhang Yida?"

"Snake." Zhang Wei said seriously.

"Nani?"

Zhang Wei said with a smile: "Zhang Yida is too pure, so I made myself a more murderous one."

Zi Qiao said speechlessly: "The code name is not important, even calling you Zhang Dapao is useless, the key is to enter the fighting state,"

"Okay, Zhang Wei, now let's implement the second battle plan: the ultimate indirect approach. The rules are like this. Our two words cooperate with each other. There are many things that I can't say during the introduction. I need you at this time." , you want to successfully sell me out by insinuating, and I will do the same in turn, understand?"

"Understood." Zhang Wei nodded in understanding.

Yu Mo suddenly said amusedly: "Zi Qiao, why are your plans always at the intermediate level, and there is no more advanced way to strike up a conversation?"

"Advanced..." Ziqiao said disdainfully, "I'm afraid he won't understand."

Yang San was also speechless and said, "Zi Qiao, are you sure your method of striking up a conversation will work for Zhang Wei?"

"I can't keep track of his pulse, my veterinary license is white-collar." Zi Qiao said without hesitation.

"By the way, have you memorized the three-point rule I taught you?"

Zhang Wei said confidently: "Of course, first, you must find a way to keep girls away from their friends, and you can only do it if you are alone. Second, inadvertently reveal that your partner is paying attention to her. Third, subtly raise your profile." The image and taste of the partner should make them feel honored and curious to be noticed."

"Very good." Zi Qiao was very pleased. After looking around, she pointed to the beauties not far away and said, "Practice what you have learned. Remember, there is no rehearsal in our life, and it is a live broadcast every day." .”

Zhang Wei took a few deep breaths and then walked forward slowly.

Yang San cheered up and said, "When the wind blows, the clouds are flying."

Zhang Wei couldn't help looking at Yang San moved.

"When a strong man is gone...he will never return."

Zi Qiao suddenly said in surprise: "I don't read much, so don't fool me, these two sentences are obviously not the same."

Yu Mo couldn't help but asked in surprise: "Zi Qiao, I admire you, you can even hear this?"

"Of course, a few words that the girls don't understand at the critical moment can improve their impression of me." Ziqiao said with a smile.

Yang San smiled and said: "That's right, I said that on purpose, so as to express our recognition and expectations for Zhang Wei."

"Come here, come here, come here, I'll tell you when you come here."

Suddenly, Zhang Wei's idiot-like voice came over.

Yang San and Yu Mo Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei in surprise, only to see that he was strangely "tempting" towards Ziqiao's goal.

"Zi Qiao, are you sure what you teach is flirting, not summoning souls?" Yang San asked in surprise.

Zi Qiao also said suspiciously: "I also doubt what Zhang Wei has heard."

Unexpectedly, the beauty didn't refuse. Although she was a little reluctant, she still reluctantly walked over with a wine glass.

Zhang Wei happily brought the beauty to Zi Qiao, and said, "You know, there is a handsome guy watching you secretly."

"Oh, who is it?" the beauty asked in surprise.

Zhang Wei pulled Zi Qiao over and said with a smile, "That's him, Lu...Xiao Bu."

"Pfft~" Looking at Zi Qiao who was so embarrassed, Yang San laughed happily.

Although I have never seen such a low-energy way to strike up a conversation, but fortunately, the handsome Joe has gained a lot of points, and the smile on the beauty's face has also increased.

Zhang Wei went on to "promote" him: "Xiao Bu is a very tasteful person, he can be regarded as...he has read countless women! He is not peeping on everyone."

"(д≡д)"

Seeing the shocked beauty, Ziqiao hastily pulled Zhang Wei covertly, signaling that he had said the wrong thing.

Zhang Wei didn't quite understand what Zi Qiao meant, and continued, "It's an honor for you to be in his eyes. Are you curious?"

At this time, the beauty had turned into anger, and she stared straight at Zi Qiao.

As if he felt that he didn't go deep enough, Zhang Wei said again: "I mean, he has good taste. He has seen a lot of girls like you."

"Wow!"

The beauty couldn't bear it anymore, and directly poured the wine in her hand on Zi Qiao's face, and went back angrily.

"Hahahaha..." Yang San and Yu Mo couldn't stop laughing at the side.

After tidying himself up, Zhang Wei said shyly, "I'm sorry, Zi Qiao, I may not have grasped the key point."

At this time, Ziqiao comforted her generously: "It's okay, you will have a tacit understanding if you cooperate more. You have to pay attention to... the wording is appropriate. This time, it's me, and I'll show you a demonstration."

After all, Ziqiao took Zhang Wei to look for new prey again.

Since they were far away, Yu Mo couldn't hear their conversation.

The curious Yu Mo immediately asked Yang San to translate for her.

Unexpectedly, before he could say a word, Zi Qiao was poured all over by the beauty again, this time it was still red wine, and Zi Qiao's clothes were considered useless.

Yu Mo became more curious immediately, and excitedly asked Yang San to tell her what he just said.

"That beauty is a schnauzer lover, so Ziqiao said that Zhang Wei specializes in schnauzer research. Unexpectedly, Zhang Wei said that schnauzer meat is delicious!"

The dejected Ziqiao came back gloomyly, and while Zhang Wei was going to the bathroom, he said helplessly: "I thought Zhang Wei was a rare talent, but I didn't expect that a talent is a talent, just an idiot-like talent. Ask him to find a wretched lookout, he is very professional, just ask him to strike up a conversation."

(End of this chapter)