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Chapter 290 Sloppy Guan Gu (Second update! Please subscribe!)
"Hi, here."

When Monica saw Zi Qiao, her eyes lit up immediately, and Shi Shi ran over.

"introduce……"

Under the expectant gazes of Yang San and Yifei, Ziqiao subconsciously placed her on her shoulder before speaking.

Monica caught Zi Qiao with a beautiful backhand in an instant. After a series of kicks, a standard over-the-shoulder throw made Zi Qiao fall heavily to the ground, and then raised her leg and stepped on it violently. Seeing Zi Qiao's fierce screams, she was a little dissatisfied, her feet were crushed like cockroaches, and Zi Qiao suddenly stopped screaming, and Monica turned her head and left in relief.

After a long while, Ziqiao covered his nose with one hand, stretched out his trembling hand towards Yang San and the others, and shouted extremely weakly: "Quick...quick...call 120 for me, I think I can still save you ..."

Yang San smiled and kicked him twice, "Don't pretend to be dead, get up quickly, this girl still has self-control, although she looks ruthless, but she uses cleverness, it will only make you hurt for a few days at most .”

"Zi Qiao, is this the gentlest one among your girlfriends?" Zhang Wei shouted in horror.

Yifei also knelt down and patted Guan Gu's head, and said with a smile, "Zi Qiao, CQC is the abbreviation of Close Quarters Combat. oh!"

Zi Qiao's hand covering his nose froze suddenly, killing with one blow?So am I... still whole?
Although Zi Qiao just accidentally distorted his nose, it was obviously not suitable to continue, so everyone simply went back home and prepared to fight again tomorrow night.

The next day, Yang San rarely got up early in the morning, but found that there was nothing edible in 3601, so he had no choice but to go to 3602 to look for it.

As soon as he entered the door, he found some strange noises in the kitchen. Looking in surprise, he found that the floor was full of mess. Guan Gu was sitting sloppily next to the refrigerator, pouring beer from cans. The sound of Gu pinching a flat can.

"Guan Gu?" Yang San exclaimed in surprise, "Could it be that you were here last night...to fight till dawn?"

Guan Gu said with a smile: "We are basically on the sofa."

"Wow~ I didn't expect Guan Gu to have such a wild side, no wonder you would rather die than let me come over yesterday." Yang San laughed teasingly.

"Wild? That's right, I played a very interesting little game last night." Guan Gu smiled meaningfully.

Yang San instantly said "I understand", and said with a smile: "Just playing small games can increase the mood. We are all adults and understand."

"The name of the game is, we are all wooden people, we are not allowed to speak, we are not allowed to move, and there is one who is not allowed to cry!" Guan Gu shouted helplessly, and even gritted his teeth to say the last sentence.

"Crying?" Although this game sounds weird, it should be quite normal for a game in a Japanese action movie.

"Why are you still crying? What have you done? Whipping or dripping wax?"

"What... what?" Guan Gu looked at Yang San in surprise, and suddenly pinched his hands viciously and shouted: "I really want to do something."

Yang San quickly tried to persuade him: "Guan Gu, calm down, just at the beginning, it's normal to have some differences of opinion, you must not do stupid things, otherwise... otherwise... Ziqiao won't let you go."

"Zi Qiao? Heh." Guan Gu smiled disdainfully: "That's really great, I just don't intend to let him go."

"When did Zi Qiao mess with you?" Yang San exclaimed in surprise.

"Zi Qiao doesn't have one." Guan Gu said with cold eyes: "But his baby does. San'er, have you ever seen someone bring a baby on a date?"

Yang San just remembered that these days it seems that Yoyo has been taking care of the child. In Yoyo's words, this is Ziqiao's child, that is, she is the child's aunt. As an elder, it is only natural to help take care of the child!
"Heh, heh...Guan Gu, don't worry, women, there is always a day when motherhood overflows. Didn't Ziqiao use this trick to pick up girls before?"

Guan Gu immediately said with a mournful face: "But Yoyo skipped our love process all of a sudden, how come I haven't seen Yumo's maternal nature overflowing."

"Are you sure you want to watch?" Yang San narrowed his eyes immediately, and looked at Guan Gu with a smile on his face.

Guan Gu's half-drunk alcohol evaporated in an instant, and he said with a bright smile, "No...nothing."

Yang San looked at Guan Gu with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "Guan Gu, don't worry too much, one day, Yoyo will figure it out."

"Oh, I hope I can live to wait until that day." Guan Gusheng exclaimed without love.

"San'er, I want to ask you something." Guan Gu suddenly looked at Yang San expectantly.

"what's up?"

Guan Gu Qiyi said: "I remember you know witchcraft, right? Is there any hypnosis or hypnosis, teach me."

Yang San suddenly laughed dumbfounded, and said: "Guan Gu, there are indeed, but after you learn it, Yifei and the others will probably find the mother of the child, so the child will not be taken care of by Yoyo, let's say you Do you still have symptoms of insomnia?"

Guan Gu exclaimed in surprise: "Shouldn't you see that I'm drunk and dreamy now, and then take advantage of my unpreparedness to open up my two veins of Ren and Du, so that I can run through the past and present, and you want to pass on your life skills to me? Dodging, you insisted again and again, after 49 rounds, you restrained me impatiently, and forcibly handed over your life's skills to me amidst my repeated dissuasion?"

"..." Yang San looked at Guan Gu speechlessly, and asked after a long while, "Is your surname Xu?"

"Of course not." Guan Gu exclaimed in surprise.

"Then my surname is Wu?" Yang San asked again.

"San'er, do you have a fever? Have you forgotten your last name?" Guan Gu couldn't help reaching out to touch Yang San's forehead.

Yang San patted his hand away with a disgusted palm, and said speechlessly: "You are not surnamed Xu, and I am not surnamed Wu, so why do you want me to pass on my life skills to you?"

"Uh..." Guan Gu said shyly, "Last year Wan Yu lent me a copy of "Neural Heroes" and I thought it was pretty good, so whenever I had time I went to read the book by myself. There are many plots in it. That's what they all said."

Yang San looked at Guan Gu in surprise, and asked curiously, "Where did you find the book?"

"Ziqiao introduced me to a novel website called Qidian Chinese.com. He said that the novels in it are all-encompassing. Even if I read them in my life, I can't finish them." Guan Gu said casually.

Unexpectedly, Yang San, who did not expect Guan Gu to become a fan of novels, had no choice but to say: "Guan Gu, everything in the novel is fictional. Besides, you'd better worry about Yoyo's problem."

"Yuyou..." Guan Gu poured the beer sadly again, those who didn't know thought that Yoyo cheated on her.

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(End of this chapter)