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Chapter 297 Breaking the Internet, Breaking the Internet (The third update! Please subscribe!)
One night two days later, Yang San just came back from a date with Yu Mo, and just entered 3601, and found Zhang Wei sitting on the sofa watching a movie in a daze.

Yu Mo patted Yang San, pouted at Zhang Weinu, clenched his fist with his right hand to cheer, and then went back to the room.

Yang San stepped forward with a smile and said, "Zhang Wei, why are you alone? I don't want to go out for clubbing, I should have called you together just now."

Zhang Wei glanced at Yang San indifferently, and said indifferently: "Forget it, San'er, I have decided to practice in seclusion and not go anywhere."

"Calm down, it's just a website, at least it looks like this." Yang San squeezed Zhang Wei's shoulder and encouraged.

Zhang Wei became even more depressed immediately, and said helplessly, "You also know?"

Yang San said with a smile: "Two days ago, Zi Qiao announced this news loudly in the bar. I think there are not many people who don't know about it now."

At this time, Teacher Zeng opened the door and came in, and exclaimed in surprise: "Today is really a hell, even if you plug the toilet, the Internet is still disconnected, Zhang Wei, I ask you, have you disconnected from the Internet?"

Zhang Wei said angrily: "Don't mention the Internet to me, I quit."

Teacher Zeng sighed and said, "I know you're confused, don't be sad, but I've seen your homepage and it's really good."

Yang San also nodded with a smile.

Zhang Wei said weakly: "I don't want to comment, justice is at ease."

"Mr. Zeng, is there a network next door?" Yoyo also came down from the attic suddenly.

"No, the computer has no network cable, the bird has no wings, and Wukong has no golden cudgel." Teacher Zeng said in frustration.

Youyou saw that Zhang Wei was also there, and said with a smile: "Yes, just now I was playing a small game on Zhang Wei's homepage, and if it was a woman, I slapped him a hundred times. I was about to get the highest score, but the Internet was disconnected. gone."

"I don't want to comment. It's fair and comfortable." Zhang Wei emphasized again.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Zhang Wei, keep it hidden. I just saw on your homepage that more than 500 victims have signed." Yifei also came out of the room at this time, and when she saw Zhang Wei, she immediately exclaimed excitedly.

"I... I said you boring people, do you really believe that Zhang Wei is me? Why can't you learn from San'er and be a rational person. If your IQ is greater than [-], you will know that it was Ziqiao who did it. Lah." This time Zhang Wei was no longer silent, and roared angrily.

"Pfft." Teacher Zeng laughed out loud, "This website was introduced to me by San'er."

Yifei and Yoyo also nodded to show that I am also me too.

"..." Zhang Wei suddenly turned his head to look at Yang San with dead fish eyes.

"Zhang Wei, I... this is called stimulation therapy, I heard it works quite well." Yang San smiled awkwardly.

"..."

Yifei smiled and said: "Don't be modest, now you search for your name on Baidu, there are already more than 100 million entries, work harder, you will surpass Edison."

"That's because my name is popular, so there are so many, OK?" Zhang Wei said as a matter of course.

Yifei understood: "So when I searched, I deliberately used 'Zhang Wei+bastard' as the keyword, and I found more than 200 million entries."

"Boring." Zhang Wei was at a loss for words.

"Besides being bored, I really can't find any words to describe my current mood." Yoyo said helplessly.

"No matter how boring it is, it's not as boring as Zhang Wei. He's actually watching a disc." Yifei picked up the disc on the coffee table speechlessly and shouted, "It's still such an old movie."

"Or, let's watch it together, anyway, I can't access the Internet anymore." Yoyo said indifferently.

Teacher Zeng immediately said with disgust: "I don't want to watch it. I've seen it a long time ago. This movie is stinky and long."

"I don't watch it either. These days, movie reviews are better than movies." Yifei shouted disdainfully.

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Two hours later, those who still had no Internet had no choice but to resign themselves to watching the disc.

In fact, it was just a disconnection from the internet. With Xiao Ke around, Yang San could connect to the Internet in seconds, or directly to the satellite. But it's just a disconnection, it's not a big deal.

"It's finally over." Youyou breathed a sigh of relief, this was the first time watching a movie and almost made her vomit.

Under Yifei's surprised eyes, Zhang Wei calmly picked up the remote control.

"What are you doing?"

Zhang Wei said casually: "Until my reputation is restored, I don't want to go anywhere. I decided to watch it again."

Seeing that Zhang Wei was really going to read it again, Yoyo immediately threw the doll in her arms over.

"Even if it depends on you, can I change to another one? Viagra." Yifei said weakly.

Zhang Wei casually took out a few discs from the coffee table and said, "I have three more here, Killing Secret Agents, Killing Traitors, and Killing Dogs, which one you choose."

Teacher Zeng immediately said: "Actually, spy movies are very good, and they are very effective for escaping from reality."

"San'er, is there anything you can do? I heard from Yumo that you have great powers, how about you conjure up the Internet?" Youyou turned her head and said to Yang San.

Everyone immediately looked at Yang San excitedly. If Yang San could connect to the Internet, the devil would be willing to accompany Zhang Wei here in archaeology.

Yang San didn't know what Yu Mo and Youyou said, but Yu Mo didn't know about Xiao Ke either, so Yang San said calmly, "I really have a solution for this matter."

"Really? That's great. Hurry up and let us spend a few hours in vain." Teacher Zeng shouted happily.

Yang San smiled and said: "Actually, you can do it too, that is, find Xiao Hei downstairs. With Xiao Hei's ability, it is still a small problem to connect to the Internet."

The excited people were suddenly stunned, and they didn't want to bother Xiao Hei when there was nothing serious.

"Let's watch the DVD, I suddenly feel that the acting skills of the actors in it are worth learning." Yoyo said suddenly and seriously.

"I don't understand. It's a big deal for a group of progressive young people to assassinate a traitor. Isn't it tiring to shoot a two-hour movie? Killing a traitor can be done in half an hour." Yifei said disdainfully.

Teacher Zeng said in surprise, "It's easy to say, try it."

Yifei said calmly: "Don't believe me, my great-grandmother was once a progressive young man. The story she told us is not like that at all."

Yoyo suddenly shouted excitedly: "Sister Yifei, tell us about it."

"Well, it's boring tonight anyway, but this light should be a little darker, so as to have more atmosphere." Yifei said indifferently.

Youyou stood up strikingly and turned off the light directly...

Teacher Zeng suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "Are you telling a historical story or a ghost story?"

Yifei shouted domineeringly: "Shut up."

"The story is about to begin..."

(End of this chapter)