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Chapter 371 How did you get on? (seeking subscription)
Chapter 371 How did you get on? (seeking subscription)
Yang San was already secretly laughing at the side. This is really a sad story, and every time I hear it, people can't help but want to laugh out loud.
"Why should the whole world know about Yoyo and I's privacy? I'm not MM Guo." Guan Gu cried helplessly.
"What then?"
Guan Gu continued.
The day before yesterday, he made an appointment with Yoyo to go to the bar, and he arrived a little late due to something, just in time to hear Yoyo chatting with the new waiter.
"How did you and your boyfriend get along?"
"This question...how embarrassing."
After holding back for a while, Youyou said seriously: "It all stems from a... shipwreck accident five years ago!"
"Shipwreck?" Guan Gu, who happened to be behind Yoyo, couldn't help being surprised when he heard this sentence, and quickly hid himself, ready to hear what Yoyo said?
"That day, it was very foggy, and I was on the Black Pearl cruise ship, sailing on the iceberg-covered Caribbean Sea, when suddenly, there was a bang..."
([-] words omitted here!)
"Suddenly, Guan Gu appeared in front of me, I thought he was going to..."
(One hundred thousand words are omitted here again!)
"Who knew he said, you jump! i jump!"
(One million words are omitted here again!)
"Just like that, he carried me out of the Leifeng Pagoda in the raging fire. Although he lost his right arm and the right to inherit the royal family, we were still together in the end."
Youyou smiled calmly, as if she saw through the world of mortals in the story she just told.
"Are you finished?"
Guan Gu finally couldn't listen anymore, although he had almost finished what he had to say.
"Huh? When did you arrive?"
Yoyo didn't expect that she would forget the time as soon as she got up, and shouted embarrassingly.
"It's been here since the Caribbean Sea five years ago." Guan Gu said helplessly.
Youyou hurriedly pulled Guan Gu, and introduced to the new waiter: "My boyfriend."
The waiter smiled politely at Guan Gu, and then looked at Guan Gu's right hand curiously.
"Do you want me to take it apart and show you?"
Noticing the waiter's gaze, Guan Gu shook his right hand and shouted loudly.
The waiter found that Guan Gu seemed to be in a bad mood, so he turned around and left.
"Why are you talking nonsense?"
After the waiter left, Guan Gu said helplessly.
"Can't I find some romance for myself? It's better than your story." Yoyo said weakly.
"But what you said is not true..."
"Hi, Yoyo."
Suddenly, someone behind him greeted Yoyo, Guan Gu looked back in surprise.
Guan Gu saw that they were a couple, but he didn't even know each other, so he stopped arguing first, and still had to give the respect that should be given.
"Hi." Yoyo smiled and waved to the two.
"Is this your boyfriend?"
The man exclaimed in surprise: "Didn't you say you were blind?"
"Where are these eyeballs made? It's too realistic." The woman also exclaimed in surprise.
"It's still turning." The man shouted again.
When Guan Gu heard it, he immediately understood that this was another pair of listeners whose eyes had been "blinded".
After the two left, Guan Gu asked seriously.
"How many versions did you distribute?"
"Teacher Zeng, tell me, isn't Yoyo too much?" Guan Gu shouted angrily.
Teacher Zeng patted Guan Gu on the shoulder with a smile, that's why he didn't want to find a girlfriend.
His own decision was really smart.
"Hahaha, Guan Gu, girls, there will always be some romanticism. Your thinking is very dangerous."
After Yang San finished eating the whole suckling pig, he burped calmly.
"This suckling pig is still too greasy. It's not good to eat so greasy early in the morning."
Guan Gu and Mr. Zeng looked at Yang San and the wreckage on the plate in surprise.
"Greasy, you still finished eating the whole one?"
Yang San calmly spat out a bone in his mouth, "I want to say that it's not good for you to eat too much greasy food early in the morning."
"Guangu, don't worry about San'er, I'll help you talk to Youyou sideways to save your image."
Teacher Zeng left speechlessly holding the pork leg in his hand.
"Hi, thank you very much (in Japanese)!"
Guan Gu solemnly nodded to Teacher Zeng, and said in surprise, "Why do I want to save...the image?"
But Teacher Zeng had already left, so Guan Gu could only look at Yang San.
Yang San wiped his mouth, threw the banknotes into the trash can accurately, and left without looking back.
"Teacher Zeng, do you know where Yoyo is?"
Yang San briskly caught up with Teacher Zeng and asked curiously.
"It's not easy. At this time, if you're not in the apartment, you're in the bar downstairs."
Teacher Zeng said calmly.
Sure enough, the two soon found Yoyo in the bar.
"There are only three...four in total, plus the unfinished version before, barely four and a half."
After Yoyo understood the purpose of the two people's visit, she slowly recalled.
"Yuyou, Guan Gu is a Japanese, dullness is Guan Gu's characteristic, so don't be angry with him."
Teacher Zeng gnawed on the pork leg speechlessly, and tried to persuade him.
"Zhang Wei is gone, Guan Gu knows how to paint every day, I am happy and depressed to death.
And yesterday I also took a love happiness index test. I only scored four points out of [-] points, which is one point worse than the worst one. I couldn't even find a conclusion, and... I still cheated. "
Yoyo said helplessly, it wasn't that she wanted to find trouble, but reality forced her to do so.
"Why are you failing a test?"
"It's Guan Gu who can't get along with me. Look at San'er, he and Yu Mo are very affectionate, and they show their affection in front of our eyes every day." Yoyo cried helplessly.
Yang San put down the beer bottle in his mouth speechlessly, am I lying down?
"Yuyou, don't compare me with Guan Gu, we are different species."
"Nani? What's different?" Yoyo called out in surprise.
"I am a Chinese, Guan Gu is a Japanese, these are two very different species." Yang San said lightly.
"Ha ha……"
Teacher Zeng said with a speechless smile: "Yuyou, don't worry about San'er, you know how lazy he has always been, he is not like Guan Gu, so self-motivated."
"Hey, hey, Mr. Zeng, I understand this sentence. Are you speaking ill of me, or are you saying it in front of my face?"
Yang San gave Teacher Zeng a blank look, even if you want to persuade them to reconcile, you don't need to take me to the knife, isn't it just eating one of your suckling pigs, the big deal is to pay you back.
Teacher Zeng smiled contemptuously, and said in his heart: I just want to say it in front of you, I just want to use you as a negative teaching material, so I didn’t pay attention, and you ate my whole suckling pig, and you didn’t know how to leave it behind. Pig ears for me.
"But...the idea of Guan Gu's current comics is San'er's. He also comes up with new stories for Guan Gu every once in a while, and he is very motivated." Yoyo said suddenly.
Teacher Zeng was at a loss for words, which is not bad.
and many more.
Now I'm the one who speaks for you, is it really okay for you to be like this?
(End of this chapter)
Yang San was already secretly laughing at the side. This is really a sad story, and every time I hear it, people can't help but want to laugh out loud.
"Why should the whole world know about Yoyo and I's privacy? I'm not MM Guo." Guan Gu cried helplessly.
"What then?"
Guan Gu continued.
The day before yesterday, he made an appointment with Yoyo to go to the bar, and he arrived a little late due to something, just in time to hear Yoyo chatting with the new waiter.
"How did you and your boyfriend get along?"
"This question...how embarrassing."
After holding back for a while, Youyou said seriously: "It all stems from a... shipwreck accident five years ago!"
"Shipwreck?" Guan Gu, who happened to be behind Yoyo, couldn't help being surprised when he heard this sentence, and quickly hid himself, ready to hear what Yoyo said?
"That day, it was very foggy, and I was on the Black Pearl cruise ship, sailing on the iceberg-covered Caribbean Sea, when suddenly, there was a bang..."
([-] words omitted here!)
"Suddenly, Guan Gu appeared in front of me, I thought he was going to..."
(One hundred thousand words are omitted here again!)
"Who knew he said, you jump! i jump!"
(One million words are omitted here again!)
"Just like that, he carried me out of the Leifeng Pagoda in the raging fire. Although he lost his right arm and the right to inherit the royal family, we were still together in the end."
Youyou smiled calmly, as if she saw through the world of mortals in the story she just told.
"Are you finished?"
Guan Gu finally couldn't listen anymore, although he had almost finished what he had to say.
"Huh? When did you arrive?"
Yoyo didn't expect that she would forget the time as soon as she got up, and shouted embarrassingly.
"It's been here since the Caribbean Sea five years ago." Guan Gu said helplessly.
Youyou hurriedly pulled Guan Gu, and introduced to the new waiter: "My boyfriend."
The waiter smiled politely at Guan Gu, and then looked at Guan Gu's right hand curiously.
"Do you want me to take it apart and show you?"
Noticing the waiter's gaze, Guan Gu shook his right hand and shouted loudly.
The waiter found that Guan Gu seemed to be in a bad mood, so he turned around and left.
"Why are you talking nonsense?"
After the waiter left, Guan Gu said helplessly.
"Can't I find some romance for myself? It's better than your story." Yoyo said weakly.
"But what you said is not true..."
"Hi, Yoyo."
Suddenly, someone behind him greeted Yoyo, Guan Gu looked back in surprise.
Guan Gu saw that they were a couple, but he didn't even know each other, so he stopped arguing first, and still had to give the respect that should be given.
"Hi." Yoyo smiled and waved to the two.
"Is this your boyfriend?"
The man exclaimed in surprise: "Didn't you say you were blind?"
"Where are these eyeballs made? It's too realistic." The woman also exclaimed in surprise.
"It's still turning." The man shouted again.
When Guan Gu heard it, he immediately understood that this was another pair of listeners whose eyes had been "blinded".
After the two left, Guan Gu asked seriously.
"How many versions did you distribute?"
"Teacher Zeng, tell me, isn't Yoyo too much?" Guan Gu shouted angrily.
Teacher Zeng patted Guan Gu on the shoulder with a smile, that's why he didn't want to find a girlfriend.
His own decision was really smart.
"Hahaha, Guan Gu, girls, there will always be some romanticism. Your thinking is very dangerous."
After Yang San finished eating the whole suckling pig, he burped calmly.
"This suckling pig is still too greasy. It's not good to eat so greasy early in the morning."
Guan Gu and Mr. Zeng looked at Yang San and the wreckage on the plate in surprise.
"Greasy, you still finished eating the whole one?"
Yang San calmly spat out a bone in his mouth, "I want to say that it's not good for you to eat too much greasy food early in the morning."
"Guangu, don't worry about San'er, I'll help you talk to Youyou sideways to save your image."
Teacher Zeng left speechlessly holding the pork leg in his hand.
"Hi, thank you very much (in Japanese)!"
Guan Gu solemnly nodded to Teacher Zeng, and said in surprise, "Why do I want to save...the image?"
But Teacher Zeng had already left, so Guan Gu could only look at Yang San.
Yang San wiped his mouth, threw the banknotes into the trash can accurately, and left without looking back.
"Teacher Zeng, do you know where Yoyo is?"
Yang San briskly caught up with Teacher Zeng and asked curiously.
"It's not easy. At this time, if you're not in the apartment, you're in the bar downstairs."
Teacher Zeng said calmly.
Sure enough, the two soon found Yoyo in the bar.
"There are only three...four in total, plus the unfinished version before, barely four and a half."
After Yoyo understood the purpose of the two people's visit, she slowly recalled.
"Yuyou, Guan Gu is a Japanese, dullness is Guan Gu's characteristic, so don't be angry with him."
Teacher Zeng gnawed on the pork leg speechlessly, and tried to persuade him.
"Zhang Wei is gone, Guan Gu knows how to paint every day, I am happy and depressed to death.
And yesterday I also took a love happiness index test. I only scored four points out of [-] points, which is one point worse than the worst one. I couldn't even find a conclusion, and... I still cheated. "
Yoyo said helplessly, it wasn't that she wanted to find trouble, but reality forced her to do so.
"Why are you failing a test?"
"It's Guan Gu who can't get along with me. Look at San'er, he and Yu Mo are very affectionate, and they show their affection in front of our eyes every day." Yoyo cried helplessly.
Yang San put down the beer bottle in his mouth speechlessly, am I lying down?
"Yuyou, don't compare me with Guan Gu, we are different species."
"Nani? What's different?" Yoyo called out in surprise.
"I am a Chinese, Guan Gu is a Japanese, these are two very different species." Yang San said lightly.
"Ha ha……"
Teacher Zeng said with a speechless smile: "Yuyou, don't worry about San'er, you know how lazy he has always been, he is not like Guan Gu, so self-motivated."
"Hey, hey, Mr. Zeng, I understand this sentence. Are you speaking ill of me, or are you saying it in front of my face?"
Yang San gave Teacher Zeng a blank look, even if you want to persuade them to reconcile, you don't need to take me to the knife, isn't it just eating one of your suckling pigs, the big deal is to pay you back.
Teacher Zeng smiled contemptuously, and said in his heart: I just want to say it in front of you, I just want to use you as a negative teaching material, so I didn’t pay attention, and you ate my whole suckling pig, and you didn’t know how to leave it behind. Pig ears for me.
"But...the idea of Guan Gu's current comics is San'er's. He also comes up with new stories for Guan Gu every once in a while, and he is very motivated." Yoyo said suddenly.
Teacher Zeng was at a loss for words, which is not bad.
and many more.
Now I'm the one who speaks for you, is it really okay for you to be like this?
(End of this chapter)
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