Start crossing from the love apartment

Chapter 385 Spring is here, here again... (for subscription)
"Studies have shown that men and women who fall in love will secrete a hormone called the love hormone. When the spring is warm and the flowers bloom, this hormone is particularly strong, and people will be involuntary and forget about it. Obviously, the recent relationship between Guan Gu and Yoyo Hormone index... obviously exceeded the standard."

Ziqiao calmly talked to everyone about the reasonable explanation of the phenomenon that happened in the apartment recently.

"Why do you always have so many weird theories? The most important thing is, I don't understand any of them."

Regarding Ziqiao's science popularization, both Teacher Zeng and Meijia looked confused, and they didn't understand what it meant at all.

Yang San smiled softly, "Zi Qiao's meaning is simple, that is, spring is here, everything is recovering, and it's the season for animals to mate."

"Oh~"

Everyone understood instantly, "Why did you say it earlier, why is it so complicated?"

It turns out that Guan Gu and Yoyo often forget the time, location, and...in short, all kinds of forgotten intimacy.

For the first time, when everyone just came back from the bar, they found Guan Gu and Yoyo ecstatically kissing on the sofa, everyone couldn't help being stunned.

"Did you see it? Did you see it?" Meijia shouted as she tugged at Teacher Zeng's clothes in surprise.

"I'm not blind yet." Teacher Zeng said with a dull face.

At this time, Ziqiao took out his mobile phone instantly, leaving this warm scene for the two of them.

The second time, everyone chatted well in 3601.

Suddenly Guan Gu and Yoyo started kissing again, and they didn't intend to stop at all.

"Has spring really come?"

Yifei came down from the attic lightly, and shouted in surprise.

"Alright, this time we can shoot a video."

Ziqiao seemed to have expected it long ago, and took out a camera to point at the two of them.

……

No. 13 times, still in 3601, originally agreed to watch the show together, but watching and watching, the two kissed together again.

"They really can't see us." Meijia cried helplessly.

"And I still can't hear it." Teacher Zeng added.

"Aren't you going to take pictures?" Yifei patted Joe suspiciously. He had taken pictures before.

"The tape ran out!"

……

For the Nth time, everyone has already collapsed, these two guys can hang up the phone first, and they can chat for two hours!
"No, you hang up first."

"No, you hang up first."

This sentence has been lingering in everyone's ears these days, it's like Sun Monkey's magic spell, and it makes people headache when they hear it.

No, let's meet in a bar today.

Guan Gu and Yoyo chanted the mantra again, it has been an entire hour!

"Wait a minute (in Japanese), there's a call coming in."

Guan Gu looked at the phone in surprise, picked up the phone and asked, "Moxi Moxi?"

"For God's sake, whichever of you two idiots hangs up first!"

Teacher Zeng on the side held the mobile phone and yelled helplessly. It turned out that he was the one who made the call.

After Guan Gu and Youyou left embarrassedly, everyone had an urgent meeting.

"No, I can't take it anymore." Teacher Zeng shouted.

"That's right, I only now know that Guan Gu still has this side. Fortunately, I didn't catch him back then." Meijia also patted her chest and said happily.

Zi Qiao said with a look of grief and indignation: "Hey, San'er, did you and my little aunt and Guan Gu suffer some kind of head-banging? You have been with Yu Mo for so long, and I have never seen you live like this. ah."

Yang San gave him a blank look, "You treat your head like a radish on a street stall, the two of them...well, their endocrine imbalance must be."

"No matter what the reason is, this situation cannot continue, otherwise this book will become a small H novel." Yu Mo said solemnly.

Yifei nodded and looked at everyone seriously.

"It seems that everyone has no opinion, so let's start the sanctions."

"Agreed!" X6
Everyone immediately went back to the apartment and found the two people who were glued together again.

"Guan Gu is amazing, Tang Youyou, for your unscrupulous and unscrupulous love behavior, in view of the severity of it has already caused a certain degree of damage to social health and ecological balance, so we have no choice but to propose a proposal."

Everyone lined up and found legal books from Zhang Wei's room, held them in their arms, and looked at the two seriously.

After Meijia finished speaking word by word, everyone nodded solemnly, and Yifei said again.

"Please Ziqiao read the letter of proposal."

"Nani?" Guan Gu asked suspiciously.

Zi Qiao took a serious step forward, and gently opened the text of the letter of proposal printed in her hand.

"Why don't you two move together! (dialect)"

"Go together?"

Guan Gu and Yoyo shouted in surprise, and finally Yoyo added a word "What?"

"Yes, out of humanitarianism, we will give you three days to consider, and give us an answer after three days, otherwise we will use coercive measures."

Yang San looked at the two people helplessly. The time they had been together was not too short. Why did they suddenly become hot recently? Could it be that spring has really arrived?

"boom!"

Today, everyone opened a bottle of champagne and celebrated happily.

"To our great sister Yifei, cheers!"

Everyone clinked glasses happily and took a light sip.

"Yifei, I really want to congratulate you. The school will start next week, and you will stand on the podium soon and become a great... Zombie!"

Guan Gu exclaimed with emotion on his face, but this word is a bit weird.

Before swallowing the wine in Yoyo's mouth, she quickly waved her hand to Guan Gu, signaling that he was wrong.

"It's not a zombie, it's a lecturer." Meijia pointed out.

"Isn't the pronunciation similar?" Guan Gu asked suspiciously.

"One is educating people, and the other is eating people."

Teacher Zeng explained the difference to Guan Gu vividly, and Guan Gu nodded in surprise.

At this time, Yoyo finally swallowed the wine in her mouth, "By the way, Yifei, what class do you teach?"

"I teach world politics and social economics, referred to as Shijing." Yifei said proudly.

Guan Gu nodded understandingly, "Just to teach people how to read poetry?"

"Pfft~"

Teacher Zeng spit out the wine from his mouth immediately, don't you know how to listen to poetry?

"Guan Gu, you can just understand it as economics, this is one of them." Yang San simply explained to Guan Gu.

Guan Gu understood immediately, and smiled gratefully at Yang San.

"Look at you, none of you do your homework, but fortunately there is me."

Meijia looked at everyone with disdain, and exclaimed proudly, "I have asked someone about it. The World Classics is by no means an ordinary subject, it is very profound, so I prepared a special one, a small gift."

Meijia took out a bag and handed it to Yifei.

Yifei took it in surprise, "What is this?"

"Open it and have a look, you will definitely need it!" Meijia said firmly.

(End of this chapter)