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Chapter 497 People and Dogs (for Subscription)
The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and people are getting more and more irritable.

Therefore, in order to avoid restlessness, people use all kinds of wonderful cooling methods to calm their restless hearts, such as playing mahjong in the swimming pool.

Is the air conditioner blowing too much?When sleeping, hug a big wax gourd to sleep, which not only gives you a sense of security, but also saves energy and protects the environment. [It’s best to have it chilled! 】

Teacher Zeng’s method of cooling down is even more bizarre:
Eat ice cream all day long!

The ice from the inside out makes the heart cool and the heart soars!
Since the last time he was in a car accident, Zhan Bo became cheerful again, maybe this is the suddenness after he died once.

No, at this moment Teacher Zeng and Zhan Bo started working again with a large bowl of ice cream.

"What are you doing? Are you eating ice cream as a meal?" Yifei asked suspiciously.

"Mr. Zeng and I are competing to see who has the better ability to withstand the cold." Zhan Bo resolutely called.

"Greedy is gluttony, what excuses are you looking for, better than cold tolerance? Why don't you go for a fruit run?" Yifei said contemptuously.

Teacher Zeng and Zhan Bo were taken aback for a moment.

This word...

That makes sense!
The two looked at each other, and sparks collided in the air.

"Then let's compare speed!"

"agree!"

Immediately, the two speeded up their men and ate several kinds of ice cream at the same time.

"You boys are too unhealthy, with chaotic schedules, overeating, Guan Gu has been ruined by you. I recently discovered that his endurance is not as good as before."

Yoyo, who was surfing the Internet in the living room, couldn't stand it anymore, and complained helplessly.

It's just that these words... have a lot of information!
"Yuyou, what you said is a bit big, and what Guan Gu needs is Liuwei Dihuang Wan." Yang San couldn't help but look at Youyou teasingly.

Yifei and Mijia on the side also looked at Yoyo in surprise, apparently also shocked by the amount of information.

"Don't blame him. It's caused by global warming. You see, the ice cream softens very quickly."

Zhanbo is indeed a person who has been in love, and now this kind of jokes are getting better and better.

"I mean he's panting for stairs now."

Seeing that the speed of the car was getting faster and faster, Yoyo quickly clarified that I really didn't mean that.

Everyone couldn't help but looked at each other and smiled.

"Then what healthy hobbies do you girls have? Isn't it just surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet..."

Teacher Zeng said indifferently, compared to their hobbies, ice cream is better.

After saying this, he closed the notebook with a snap, which meant that there was no silver 300 taels here.

"We're not like you, at least we don't follow two hundred episodes of bitter dramas, the temptation to go back to the village!" Yifei said disdainfully.

"I was close to the audience and experienced life, okay?"

This stalk has been used for a long time, in order to avoid it being used again, Mr. Zeng quickly explained.

"Close to life? So, Mr. Zeng, you still watched "Being a Daughter-in-law and Becoming a Wife"? Now I doubt the age group of your audience." Yang San laughed jokingly.

"There are seventy mothers on the bottom, and ninety-nine old Lou on the top!"

Yoyo immediately took it, and everyone couldn't help laughing.

"In order to draw a clear line with a common man like you, I decided to develop a unique life-long hobby recently. Do you have any suggestions?"

Yifei glanced at Teacher Zeng lightly, then turned to Yoyo and Meijia to ask.

"Sister Yifei, you should keep a pet, a puppy."

It happened that Meijia was working in a pet shop, so she simply suggested to Yifei.

This is not only a good hobby, but also brings some achievements to myself, killing two birds with one stone!
"Keeping a dog?"

Yifei was a little moved when he heard it, "It sounds good, it's a lifetime."

"That's right, our pet store is running a big discount recently, buy one get two free, it's super cost-effective."

Seeing that Yifei was interested, Meijia immediately promoted it vigorously.

"You want three dogs?"

Zhan Bo on the other side suddenly shouted in shock.

"No, buy a dog, get two tadpoles!"

Meijia immediately explained what buy one get two free.

"This di... is really a good dick!" Yang San called out speechlessly.

"Please forgive me." Zhan Bo called out helplessly.

"I keep pets, it's none of your business!"

Yifei couldn't help turning her head in doubt and cast a glance at Zhanbo, don't think that you are my younger brother and you can take care of my business, tell you, I even hit myself when I was angry!

"Have you forgotten the pot of Clivia you bought last time? Who watered it every day? Who fertilized it every month? Who has been using devout prayers to help it come back to life?"

Zhanbo got up immediately, excitedly thinking about Yifei's last "pet".

However, it sounds like the fate of this pet is quite rough.

Yifei was stunned for a while and exclaimed in surprise, "Isn't that a fake flower made of old stockings?"

"That's because prayers have failed!"

Zhanbo shouted excitedly, "That's why I made one out of old stockings, have you ever cared about it?"

Teacher Zeng, who had an ice cream in his mouth, immediately sarcastically said, "I don't think you should buy a puppy, but just buy a specimen. Anyway, the result is the same."

"Yifei, I think what you need is a life of flesh and blood to fill the emptiness and loneliness in your heart. What you need is not necessarily a dog, but a human too~"

Yoyo couldn't help but embraced Yifei, and cast a seductive glance at Teacher Zeng.

Yifei slowly turned her head and looked at Teacher Zeng with an inexplicable meaning in her eyes.

Seeing their smiling eyes, Teacher Zeng narrowed his eyes.

Just at this time, Teacher Zeng's cell phone rang, and Teacher Zeng quickly spit out the ice cream in his mouth and answered the phone.

"Hello? Lisa~ I'm not busy, I'm not busy, why am I busy? If you have something to say, I'll be here for you at any time. What a big deal, hehehe...ah!"

Unexpectedly, it was Teacher Zeng's female boss who called. Teacher Zeng smiled charmingly and flattered Lisa in an instant.

Just about to get up, the ice cream he accidentally dropped on the ground slipped, and he fell on his back in an instant.

Yifei and Yoyo immediately looked at Teacher Zeng with contempt.

"Men are too cheap, it's more reliable to keep a dog." Yifei said disdainfully.

"Hey, Yifei, your map cannon is a bit big." Yang Shen said speechlessly.

Teacher Zeng's cheapness is innate, it has nothing to do with whether he is a man or not.

"Let me just say, raising a puppy is the best thing to do. You just need to give it a litter and prepare enough dog food, and it will be satisfied."

Seeing Yifei's change of heart, Meijia couldn't help talking happily.

Yifei and Yoyo couldn't help but nod their heads, it really sounds good.

"Of course, dog food is not nutritious. You'd better go to the market to buy some ribs for it every now and then to improve its food."

"Every morning and evening, take it for a walk in the garden, and solve the pooping problem by the way."

"When it poops, you have to pick it up with a small bag at the back, otherwise you will be complained by the neighbors."

"Wash your feet every day, take a bath every three days, use a special body wash and dog hair softener, otherwise it will get sick."

"When it comes to illness, you must be vaccinated. Puppies between 45 days and half a year old need to be vaccinated three times with six vaccines, once every three weeks. After half a year old, they need to get five vaccines twice, once every four weeks. .”

"There is also a rabies vaccine, once a year, oh yes, as a dog owner, you'd better get a rabies vaccine along with it, just in case something happens."

"If unfortunately you still get sick, it will be more troublesome, you need..."

Meijia chattered a lot, but Yifei tried to interrupt several times but failed.

After hearing this, Yifei was already drowsy, and at some point, she also opened an ice cream.

"I think eating ice cream is also a good hobby..."

(End of this chapter)