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Chapter 524 Evil and obscene eyes! (seeking subscription)
On this day, Yang San, Yu Mo, Yifei, Yoyo and Ziqiao came back from shopping outside.

As soon as you entered 3602, you saw a tent in the living room?
"Wow! What's going on?" Yoyo shouted in confusion.

Yang San, Yu Mo, Yi Fei, and Zi Qiao also looked blank.

It wasn't there when I went out, and besides, who was full and set up a tent at home?
Several people looked at each other suspiciously, and slowly approached.

"Isn't this a flying saucer?" Zi Qiao called out mysteriously.

"Could it be that you are here to pick up Zhanbo?" Yifei was also very surprised.

Yang San looked at the tent with a serious face, and shook his head firmly.

"I don't think so. Zhanbo lives next door. Why did he come here to pick him up? Did he get lost?"

Yifei and the others couldn't help but stare at Yang San in a daze, and nodded in unison after a while.

"You're right...very reasonable!"

At this time, there was a sudden movement in the tent, and a black shadow flashed across the curtain.

"Eh? Something is moving." Yoyo exclaimed.

For this unknown creature, Yifei's handling methods have always been very simple and rude.

"No matter what it is, kill it with a knife first."

Seeing Yifei pull out a kitchen knife from her handbag, Ziqiao hurriedly stopped her.

"Yifei, you still have a kitchen knife in your bag?" Yang San looked at Yifei in surprise.

"Calm down, San'er, you will never guess what Yifei will carry in her bag."

Yu Mo obviously knew it long ago, and shook his head helplessly.

Yifei flung out a few knives triumphantly, "A person is floating in the rivers and lakes, how can he not carry a knife. No, it just happens to be useful!"

Yang San, Yu Mo, You You, Zi Qiao: "..."

Several people slowly approached the tent again.

At this time, a person suddenly appeared on the curtain.

"what!"

Except for Yang San and Yu Mo who already knew who was inside, Yifei, Yoyo, and Ziqiao were all taken aback.

"I saw a pair of evil eyes, not only ugly but also wretched!" Zi Qiao exclaimed.

Yang San and Yu Mo almost laughed out loud, Zi Qiao's description...is perfect!

"it's me!"

A familiar and helpless voice suddenly came from the tent.

"Teacher Zeng?!" Yoyo called out in surprise.

"Let me out quickly, I can't get out." Teacher Zeng called urgently.

"Are you... camping inside?" Yoyo asked suspiciously.

Yifei smiled disdainfully: "He must be playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, come on, stick your head out, let me see."

"No no no."

Yang San shook his head lightly, "Have you seen "Buried Alive"? Mr. Zeng may want to experience the desire to survive, but he couldn't buy a coffin, so he used a tent to make do."

Yu Mo couldn't help but said doubtfully: "Isn't it easy to buy a coffin? Just go to a certain treasure to buy it."

"I've been locked up for half an hour. Either you come in and talk, or...let me out~" Teacher Zeng shouted in a broken voice.

Looking forward, Yoyo couldn't help laughing, "It seems like he put the zipper on backwards."

Everyone burst out laughing, what kind of genius must be to do such a thing?

Seeing that everyone still didn't intend to unzip the zipper, Teacher Zeng hurriedly called.

"Zi Qiao, I'll give you 50 yuan, let me out quickly, let me out quickly."

Zi Qiao spread her hands calmly, and opened the zipper with a swipe.

Teacher Zeng couldn't help but happily got out of it, climbed onto the sofa, panting exhaustedly.

"Thank you, Zi Qiao, you are the most humane."

Ziqiao looked at the tent calmly, and said doubtfully, "You don't need to thank me, since you put the zipper upside down, I'm curious...how did you lock yourself in?"

Teacher Zeng couldn't help but froze, this was a painful memory, he didn't want to recall it!

"I'll pay you a hundred bucks. You can do it again. We all want to see it."

Hearing Ziqiao's words, Yoyo and Yifei nodded frequently, obviously they were also very curious about this question.

After a moment of grief and anger, Teacher Zeng said, "It's just a small accident, nothing serious. How about my masterpiece?"

"What masterpiece?"

Everyone looked at the suite suspiciously, and there was nothing that could be described as a masterpiece.

"This tent!"

Teacher Zeng shouted: "Two days ago I sent my self-portrait to Tianya.com, and they gave me a newest model Nimbus 2500 tent."

"2500? There's an extra zero!" Yifei said with a disdainful smile.

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, this is a very high-end and complicated tent. It is said that it takes three adults an hour to complete it, but I actually spent three hours to complete it alone! Moreover, I didn't read the manual at all."

Teacher Zeng seemed very proud. I don't know if it was because of the tent or because of the instructions.

"No wonder you even put the zipper on backwards."

At some point, Yoyo had already got into the tent and was talking like Teacher Zeng before the curtain.

"What do you mean... put the zipper upside down? That's called... just put the zipper upside down, that's all! And judging from the fact that I struggled for half an hour just now, I put it on very firmly!"

Teacher Zeng showed off again, but it was obvious that no one was listening to him.

"We're still curious...how did you get in?"

No, Zi Qiao asked again.

"Vulgar, vulgar, vulgar."

Teacher Zeng shouted in displeasure, "You guys are jealous of my talent!"

Everyone couldn't help but get angry.

"Putting a tent counts as talent?" Yifei laughed disdainfully.

"Without manual, OK?"

Teacher Zeng yelled stiffly: "This is a kind of talent, an innate talent. I didn't realize until now that I have such a great talent."

Seeing Teacher Zeng's frightened look, everyone couldn't help but smile at each other, Teacher Zeng is simply asking for his own death!
"Hmph, what is this? Each of us has talent." Yifei said calmly.

Teacher Zeng asked suspiciously: "Can you build a tent without reading the manual?"

"Certainly not this stomach-ache talent."

Yifei issued an order and began to perform!
"I mean other aspects, for example, I was born with ninjutsu!"

"Zi Qiao is attractive to the opposite sex!"

"Yuyo can cry within three seconds!"

"Yumo is born with a goddess halo!"

"San'er, don't I need to tell you?"

Every time Yifei said a word, everyone showed their charm very cooperatively, which made Teacher Zeng unable to keep his mouth shut for a while.

"Zhanbo has a talent for mathematics and computers!"

"Guangu has imagination, so he can draw and cook!"

"As for Mika..."

Speaking of this, Yifei couldn't make it up anymore, so Yoyo took a look and immediately picked it up.

"She has dimples, and she can talk to animals!"

Everyone nodded firmly.

Ziqiao said even more clearly: "No wonder I was bitten by a dog for no reason that day, and I thought it was her abetment."

Yifei smiled and looked at Teacher Zeng: "Our talents seem to be more useful than yours."

Teacher Zeng smiled disdainfully, and calmly went back into the tent.

Youyou smiled and squatted by the curtain to comfort her: "Teacher Zeng, it's okay. Although the tenting technique is worse than the wall penetration technique, invisibility technique and teleportation technique, it's better than nothing!"

Teacher Zeng rushed to the curtain again, staring at a pair of evil and wretched eyes!
Seeing that Teacher Zeng was so inconspicuous, Yoyo stood up lightly and pulled the tent up again...

(End of this chapter)