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Chapter 534 1 Fei is "dead"! (seeking subscription)
Chapter 534 Yifei is "dead"! (seeking subscription)
Recently, a piece of software suddenly became popular.
It can be seen on TV, the Internet, and even on roadside billboards.
That's Facebowl!Washbasin net!
It seems that all of a sudden, people around you start using it, and you can't find a common topic without using it.
However, it is a copycat, and it is really down-to-earth.
Moreover, it also integrates all leisure and entertainment items that people can think of.
Of course, it still works.
For example:
Youyou has only registered for a few days, and her old classmates are asking her to pay back the money one after another!
She didn't even remember if she had lent money to the other party back then?
Guan Gu got it from one of the small games of "pinching oranges" and was addicted to it all day long.
But that's good, at least the oranges in the apartment survived.
Zhanbo, as an Internet expert, was actually deceived by a shampoo advertisement, and played around for a long time.
Fortunately, later, Zhanbo remembered that he should buy shampoo, and since then, he has taken a shower at least three times a day. Anyway, the ending is good, right?
Teacher Zeng originally just wanted to promote himself and increase his fans by the way.
It's just that there are beauties who add him as friends for no reason from time to time, which makes Teacher Zeng frightened from time to time, but Yang San and the others have always wondered if the other party is really a woman?
Meijia's goal is very straightforward, she just wants to make handsome guys.
Unexpectedly, not one handsome guy was added, but her mother was added, and among her mother's friends, handsome guys abound!
Even, after Meijia added Teacher Zeng, she was laughed at by her mother, saying that she added a copycat version of Lin Dan!
For this reason, Meijia specially asked Yang San to register as well, and added Yang San as a friend, so she managed to win a round from her mother.
To sum up, although this is a counterfeit software, the results are not bad.
However, this is not a good thing for Yifei.
Yifei was quite resistant to washbasin at first, but everyone's recent topics are all about washbasin.
In the end, she had no choice but to register an account. After this registration, something went wrong...
"Yifei, I heard you were killed?" Yang San asked cheerfully.
Yu Mo couldn't help giving Yang San a blank look, "Don't say a few words, didn't you see that Yifei was depressed."
"You also know?" Yifei said helplessly.
Yang San and Yu Mo looked at each other, and they could see a deep smile in each other's eyes.
Yang San nodded, "There are a lot of chrysanthemums piled up at the door, and we have also read that souvenir book."
"We asked Zhanbo, and he told us, Yifei, don't take it to heart." Yu Mo laughed.
It's okay not to mention it, but when it was mentioned, Yifei became even more angry.
"It's all Zhanbo's fault. It's hard to find any excuses, but I just said that I'm dead. This is great. I can't even prove whether I am dead or alive."
Yu Mo hugged Yifei's shoulders and comforted him, "Zhanbo is also kind. You know, he's not good at lying. At least that Duy never came to you again, right?"
It turned out that during a certain period of time three years ago, Yifei's junior high school classmate Du Yi stalked Yifei.
Once, Yifei was forced to run back to the apartment and hide.
At that time, I happened to meet Zhanbo, so I asked Zhanbo to stop him.
Zhanbo was not good at lying, no, once he was stopped, trouble would come.
Du Yi kept asking, Zhan Bo was in a hurry, and directly said that Yifei was dead, which made that Du Yi never come to Yifei again.
"That's true, but he can't use a more normal excuse, and still say that it was a sudden heart attack caused by overwork? Damn!" Yifei yelled angrily.
"but……"
Yang San looked at Yifei curiously, "How did you come up with the idea of holding a memorial service for yourself? How are you going to show up then? Float out?"
This is also the reason why Yang San and Yu Mo came to Yifei.
After all, they have participated in many memorial meetings for the dead, but this is the first time they have heard of a memorial meeting for the living.
They were also very curious about Yifei's feelings at this moment.
Yifei gave Yang San a gloomy look, and said angrily.
"It's not Zhanbo. I asked him to call a class reunion, but he actually said to Du Yi, 'My sister misses you!', making the students think that today is my death day."
Yang San smiled and said: "No wonder they sent so many chrysanthemums and souvenir books over here. This is a quick way to express it, lest you go to talk to them in the middle of the night."
Yifei gritted her teeth and said, "I really want to talk to them in the middle of the night, but I don't know where they live?"
"So you want to hold a memorial service? Gather everyone?" Yu Mo asked.
Yifei nodded, "Yes, I originally wanted to hold a class reunion, but Yoyo said that dead people cannot hold a class reunion, but a memorial service is fine."
Yang San and Yu Mo couldn't help but smile at each other.
Just say that this is not something normal people can think of, it turns out that it is Yoyo, then it makes sense.
"Honey, didn't you and Yifei grow up as classmates? Why didn't you know about this?" Yang San asked curiously.
Yu Mo immediately lowered his head in embarrassment, and did not speak.
"Yumo weighed 180 pounds at that time, so she never participated in these classmate groups." Yifei said directly.
"Yifei!"
Seeing Yifei telling her past again, she couldn't help screaming.
"That Yifei..."
Yang San looked at Yifei hesitantly, and couldn't bear to hit her again.
"Speak up if you have something to say, and fart if you have something to say." Yifei shouted angrily.
"Why don't you ask Yu Mo to explain it to you? They don't believe you, a dead man, but they should believe Yu Mo, a living man."
Yifei: "(╥﹏╥)"
"No matter how bad it is, don't you know there is a thing called video? You can shoot a video and send it to your classmates, isn't it okay?"
Yifei: "(>﹏<)"
Seeing that Yifei began to doubt her life after being hit one after another, Yang San smiled and stopped talking.
Yifei was also outraged, otherwise there were so many solutions, how could she not have thought of it.
Yifei was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but said anxiously: "Then what should we do? Zhanbo must have already spread the news of the memorial service."
Yu Mo immediately smiled and comforted: "It's done, Yifei, just leave it alone, it's not a bad thing, just when the time comes, you can hide aside and listen to what they say about you, isn't it? "
Hearing Yu Mo's words, Yifei couldn't help but nodded thoughtfully.
Seeing this, Yang San and Yu Mo couldn't help but smile at each other.
For such a weird and funny scene, they don't want to miss it.
When I thought of it, when the class of students who thought Yifei was dead got together.
Then Yifei suddenly floated out, and that scene...
Must be very interesting!
(End of this chapter)
Recently, a piece of software suddenly became popular.
It can be seen on TV, the Internet, and even on roadside billboards.
That's Facebowl!Washbasin net!
It seems that all of a sudden, people around you start using it, and you can't find a common topic without using it.
However, it is a copycat, and it is really down-to-earth.
Moreover, it also integrates all leisure and entertainment items that people can think of.
Of course, it still works.
For example:
Youyou has only registered for a few days, and her old classmates are asking her to pay back the money one after another!
She didn't even remember if she had lent money to the other party back then?
Guan Gu got it from one of the small games of "pinching oranges" and was addicted to it all day long.
But that's good, at least the oranges in the apartment survived.
Zhanbo, as an Internet expert, was actually deceived by a shampoo advertisement, and played around for a long time.
Fortunately, later, Zhanbo remembered that he should buy shampoo, and since then, he has taken a shower at least three times a day. Anyway, the ending is good, right?
Teacher Zeng originally just wanted to promote himself and increase his fans by the way.
It's just that there are beauties who add him as friends for no reason from time to time, which makes Teacher Zeng frightened from time to time, but Yang San and the others have always wondered if the other party is really a woman?
Meijia's goal is very straightforward, she just wants to make handsome guys.
Unexpectedly, not one handsome guy was added, but her mother was added, and among her mother's friends, handsome guys abound!
Even, after Meijia added Teacher Zeng, she was laughed at by her mother, saying that she added a copycat version of Lin Dan!
For this reason, Meijia specially asked Yang San to register as well, and added Yang San as a friend, so she managed to win a round from her mother.
To sum up, although this is a counterfeit software, the results are not bad.
However, this is not a good thing for Yifei.
Yifei was quite resistant to washbasin at first, but everyone's recent topics are all about washbasin.
In the end, she had no choice but to register an account. After this registration, something went wrong...
"Yifei, I heard you were killed?" Yang San asked cheerfully.
Yu Mo couldn't help giving Yang San a blank look, "Don't say a few words, didn't you see that Yifei was depressed."
"You also know?" Yifei said helplessly.
Yang San and Yu Mo looked at each other, and they could see a deep smile in each other's eyes.
Yang San nodded, "There are a lot of chrysanthemums piled up at the door, and we have also read that souvenir book."
"We asked Zhanbo, and he told us, Yifei, don't take it to heart." Yu Mo laughed.
It's okay not to mention it, but when it was mentioned, Yifei became even more angry.
"It's all Zhanbo's fault. It's hard to find any excuses, but I just said that I'm dead. This is great. I can't even prove whether I am dead or alive."
Yu Mo hugged Yifei's shoulders and comforted him, "Zhanbo is also kind. You know, he's not good at lying. At least that Duy never came to you again, right?"
It turned out that during a certain period of time three years ago, Yifei's junior high school classmate Du Yi stalked Yifei.
Once, Yifei was forced to run back to the apartment and hide.
At that time, I happened to meet Zhanbo, so I asked Zhanbo to stop him.
Zhanbo was not good at lying, no, once he was stopped, trouble would come.
Du Yi kept asking, Zhan Bo was in a hurry, and directly said that Yifei was dead, which made that Du Yi never come to Yifei again.
"That's true, but he can't use a more normal excuse, and still say that it was a sudden heart attack caused by overwork? Damn!" Yifei yelled angrily.
"but……"
Yang San looked at Yifei curiously, "How did you come up with the idea of holding a memorial service for yourself? How are you going to show up then? Float out?"
This is also the reason why Yang San and Yu Mo came to Yifei.
After all, they have participated in many memorial meetings for the dead, but this is the first time they have heard of a memorial meeting for the living.
They were also very curious about Yifei's feelings at this moment.
Yifei gave Yang San a gloomy look, and said angrily.
"It's not Zhanbo. I asked him to call a class reunion, but he actually said to Du Yi, 'My sister misses you!', making the students think that today is my death day."
Yang San smiled and said: "No wonder they sent so many chrysanthemums and souvenir books over here. This is a quick way to express it, lest you go to talk to them in the middle of the night."
Yifei gritted her teeth and said, "I really want to talk to them in the middle of the night, but I don't know where they live?"
"So you want to hold a memorial service? Gather everyone?" Yu Mo asked.
Yifei nodded, "Yes, I originally wanted to hold a class reunion, but Yoyo said that dead people cannot hold a class reunion, but a memorial service is fine."
Yang San and Yu Mo couldn't help but smile at each other.
Just say that this is not something normal people can think of, it turns out that it is Yoyo, then it makes sense.
"Honey, didn't you and Yifei grow up as classmates? Why didn't you know about this?" Yang San asked curiously.
Yu Mo immediately lowered his head in embarrassment, and did not speak.
"Yumo weighed 180 pounds at that time, so she never participated in these classmate groups." Yifei said directly.
"Yifei!"
Seeing Yifei telling her past again, she couldn't help screaming.
"That Yifei..."
Yang San looked at Yifei hesitantly, and couldn't bear to hit her again.
"Speak up if you have something to say, and fart if you have something to say." Yifei shouted angrily.
"Why don't you ask Yu Mo to explain it to you? They don't believe you, a dead man, but they should believe Yu Mo, a living man."
Yifei: "(╥﹏╥)"
"No matter how bad it is, don't you know there is a thing called video? You can shoot a video and send it to your classmates, isn't it okay?"
Yifei: "(>﹏<)"
Seeing that Yifei began to doubt her life after being hit one after another, Yang San smiled and stopped talking.
Yifei was also outraged, otherwise there were so many solutions, how could she not have thought of it.
Yifei was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but said anxiously: "Then what should we do? Zhanbo must have already spread the news of the memorial service."
Yu Mo immediately smiled and comforted: "It's done, Yifei, just leave it alone, it's not a bad thing, just when the time comes, you can hide aside and listen to what they say about you, isn't it? "
Hearing Yu Mo's words, Yifei couldn't help but nodded thoughtfully.
Seeing this, Yang San and Yu Mo couldn't help but smile at each other.
For such a weird and funny scene, they don't want to miss it.
When I thought of it, when the class of students who thought Yifei was dead got together.
Then Yifei suddenly floated out, and that scene...
Must be very interesting!
(End of this chapter)
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