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Chapter 537 Forehead Kidney...why doesn't it hurt? (seeking subscription)
"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true. Tomorrow will be a good day again, you can't wait for a daughter's time..."

Zi Qiao hummed excitedly and jumped out of the room.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not understanding why Zi Qiao was so excited for no reason?

"Zi Qiao, did you forget to take your medicine?" Meijia asked suspiciously.

"Yeah, pour me a glass of water..."

The excited Ziqiao returned subconsciously, and then realized, "Wait, I'm not sick, what medicine do I take?"

"How can there be no illness? You can see that your brain is burning out." Meijia looked at Ziqiao with a strange and playful tone.

Everyone couldn't help looking at Zi Qiao happily.

"Zi Qiao, why are you so excited today? Did you win the lottery?" Teacher Zeng said with a smile.

"Not really, but about the same."

Zi Qiao looked terrified and smiled flamboyantly.

"Could it be that……"

Guan Gu suddenly pointed at Zi Qiao with a look of surprise.

"That's right, I..." Ziqiao smiled.

"You step on dog shit when you go out, are you lucky?"

Suddenly, there seemed to be a strong smell permeating the suite.

Seeing Ziqiao's frightened expression, everyone covered their noses in unison and stayed away from Ziqiao.

Only then did Zi Qiao react, and shouted loudly.

"Of course not, how could I do such a disgusting thing."

Everyone still looked disgusted, and their eyes gradually moved down, lingering on Ziqiao's two shoes.

"I didn't step on dog shit, and the soles of my shoes were clean."

Ziqiao angrily took off her shoes and slapped them on the table to show her "innocence"!
It's good that Zi Qiao didn't take it off, but when he took it off, everyone immediately hid further.

Yang San's mouth twitched unconsciously.

In fact, he still believed in Zi Qiao at the beginning, but once he took off the shoes, he made them taste good even if they were boring!

As Ziqiao's little aunt, Yoyo couldn't stand it any longer, so she carefully picked up the shoe and threw it on Ziqiao's head.

"Put on the shoes for me, the smell is even stronger!"

Only then did Ziqiao realize how inappropriate his actions were, and quickly put on his shoes with a smile.

"Zi Qiao, what are you excited about today?" Yoyo asked angrily.

At this question, Zi Qiao, who was a little embarrassed at first, suddenly became terrified again.

"I just dated a new girl."

"so?"

This couldn't be more normal. It wasn't the first time Ziqiao had asked a girl out, and he had never seen him so excited before.

"You guys don't understand, as long as I get this done, I'll just get the thousandth one I met in the first half of my life!"

Guys: "..."

"This moment of great historic significance, of course I will welcome it with the most perfect state."

Ziqiao raised her head high-spiritedly: "Everyone is waiting for me, I will be back soon, when the time comes, let's celebrate together and celebrate together!"

"Hahaha……"

Zi Qiao laughed and walked out, but just as she stepped out of the gate with one foot, Zi Qiao suddenly clutched her lower back.

"Ahhh~~~"

Zhan Bo, who was closest, hurried forward to support him, "Are you alright?"

Ziqiao cried out in pain, "My waist... seems to be hurting a little."

"You didn't twist your waist, did you?"

Zhan Bo helped Zi Qiao walk back, and slowly sat down on the sofa.

"Sure enough... soon!" Guan Gu said with a surprised face.

Everyone turned their heads to look at Guan Gu in surprise, curious why Guan Gu's focus is always different from others?
"Please, that's not a waist, that's a kidney."

Teacher Zeng looked at Zhanbo speechlessly. The position of Ziqiao's covering is very clear, okay? Have you ever seen a person who twisted his waist and only covered one side?
"Xiao Ke."

Seeing Zi Qiao's painful look, Yang San called out softly.

Immediately, the ring on Yang San's hand shot out a blue light, like scanning, quickly swept from the top of Zi Qiao's head to the soles of his feet.

"It's nothing, it's just a kidney stone." Xiao Ke said lightly.

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

It's just a kidney stone, it's nothing serious, it's just that it hurts and kills me!

"Forehead kidney~~"

Zi Qiao immediately clutched his back tightly, and after howling, he looked at Yang San pitifully.

"San'er, you have to save me, I don't want to die!"

Yifei couldn't help but patted Joe silently, "Don't make trouble, isn't it just kidney stones, just go to the hospital for a minor operation and it will be fine."

"What operation? Do you need a seppuku?" Guan Gu asked curiously.

"No, medicine is very advanced now, I just checked, and it will be fine to do a minimally invasive lithotripsy." Zhan Bo said calmly.

"gravel?"

Guan Gu shouted expectantly: "I've heard of it, Chinese martial arts, crushing boulders on the chest!"

"what?"

Zi Qiao, who was in so much pain, couldn't help but screamed in horror: "They won't knock out my kidneys too, will they? San'er, only you can save me, please, I don't want to break big rocks~"

"Calm down, it's just a stone, with me here, it's hard for you to die."

Yang San looked at Zi Qiao who was screaming like hell without saying a word.

This is not just talking, Yang San is not an ordinary immortal now, as long as there is still one breath, there is no Yang San who cannot be saved.

"stop fighting!"

Unable to bear Zi Qiao's yelling, Yang San picked out his ears and slapped Zi Qiao's stomach.

"Forehead kidney...why doesn't it hurt?"

Zi Qiao, who was suddenly attacked, still hadn't recovered from his senses, and only after shouting out did he realize that the piercing pain just now had completely disappeared.

Zi Qiao, who was still paralyzed on the sofa just now, immediately got up and touched herself left and right, wondering why the pain suddenly stopped?

Seeing that Ziqiao was about to take off his pants, Guan Gu and Mr. Zeng hurriedly held him down.

"Zi Qiao, you want to go back to the room by yourself, don't disgust us here."

Yifei, Yoyo, Meijia, and Yumo all looked at Ziqiao with disgusted faces, all blaming Ziqiao for being too hot-eyed just now.

"San'er, you saved me, thank you so much."

At this time, Ziqiao also guessed that it must be Yang San's unprovoked slap just now.

"All right, all right, just stop barking like a pig." Yang San waved his hand calmly.

Once the kidney stones were removed, Ziqiao was alive and well again, and she suddenly asked suspiciously.

"How did I get kidney stones?"

Yu Mo said with a smile: "You don't need to ask, you must have a chaotic life, and it's strange that you don't have kidney stones."

"Where is the confusion?"

Zi Qiao said suspiciously: "I insist on drinking alcohol every day, sleeping for four hours, and never dating the same girl, very regular!"

"Go to hell you!"

Everyone contemptuously agreed.

"San'er, do you think I need to nourish my kidneys?"

Ziqiao suddenly said in fear: "I saw an advertisement before, and there was a kidney tonic in it, why don't I buy some to drink too?"

"What advertisement?" Teacher Zeng asked curiously.

"Let me think about..."

Ziqiao thought slowly: "One bottle of refreshment, two bottles of never tired, three bottles of immortality, oh~ yeah! Kidney treasure, tastes so good! (Sichuan accent version)"

Guys: "..."

(End of this chapter)