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Chapter 7 Zombie Unearthed
Three days later, the sun is shining
Beside the cemetery of Old Master Ren, Uncle Nine was standing in front of the altar in Taoist robes, and after offering three sticks of incense, he said to everyone, "Everyone must worship sincerely and respectfully!"

A group of people hurriedly offered incense and worship. People in this world dare not be sloppy about this, they have to be as sincere as possible.

"Uncle Jiu, this piece of land was said to be difficult to find by the Feng Shui master. It is a good acupuncture point." Master Ren said to Uncle Jiu after worshiping.

Uncle Jiu stared at Master Ren for a while before saying, "That's right, this hole is called Dragonfly Pointing Water. The whole hole is three feet four feet long, and only four feet can be used, and the width is one foot three, and only three feet can be used, so coffins are not allowed." For a flat burial, it must be buried legally."

At this time, Wencai started to act deadly again, "Master, what is a French funeral? Is it a French funeral?" Yang San wanted to know how Wencai's brain circuit grew.Don't worry, the French are not as educated as you, they don't need to be buried like this.

Uncle Jiu also gave Wen Cai a stare, it was too embarrassing to show his eyes, "The so-called legal burial is vertical burial, isn't it right, Master Ren?"

"Yes, the Feng Shui master said that if the ancestors are buried vertically, the future generations must be good." Master Ren gave a thumbs up and praised
"Will it work?" Uncle Jiu seemed to be sure of something.

Master Ren changed his smug smile and sighed, "In the past 20 years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse year by year, and I don't know what's going on."

"Mr. Feng Shui has a festival with you, right?" Uncle Jiu also sighed.

Master Ren thought about it for a while before saying, "This land originally belonged to Mr. Feng Shui. My late father heard that it was a good acupuncture point, so he bought it for a lot of money."

"It's just a lure but not a threat?" Uncle Jiu looked at the embarrassed Master Ren and said, "I think there must be a threat, otherwise why would he harm you and ask you to cover it with cement, and it should be covered with snowflakes?" That's right, how to pour water even if the head of the coffin can't touch it, but he still has a conscience, let you get out of the coffin 20 years later, if you kill half of your life, you won't hurt your whole life, and if you kill your generation, you won't hurt your eighteen generations."

Yang San really wants to say Uncle Jiu, you are thinking too simply. A good acupoint is very important to Mr. Feng Shui. Is there no great kindness to give it to you?This is not a "conscience", but directly wants the Ren family to be extinct.

At this time, the coffin was also carried out, and Uncle Jiu said to everyone, "Everyone, today is the time when Ren Gongweiyong will see the light of day again. Anyone aged 36, 22, 35, 48, and those who belong to the chicken or ox should turn around and avoid it."

Just when the coffin was about to be opened, a flock of crows flew into the air, and there was a commotion in the forest. Uncle Jiu knew something was wrong, so he hurried up to watch it. He never thought that the old man Ren's body was not rotten, and his face was even more so. Heiqi, this is the rhythm of the corpse change. At this time, Uncle Jiu also understands the "good intentions" of Mr. Feng Shui back then.

Seeing that Uncle Jiu's face changed, Master Ren stepped forward and asked, "Uncle Jiu, can this acupuncture point still be used?" Well, you still have the heart to care about this acupuncture point, so your own life is the most important thing.

"This acupoint is already useless. If you touch it a little bit more, it is definitely not in the same position." Uncle Jiu hesitated and said, "Master Ren, something is wrong with your father. I suggest to be cremated on the spot."

"Cremation? No, no, my late father was most afraid of fire, so he can't be cremated." Master Ren said in surprise when he heard about cremation.

Yang San watched Master Ren commit another fatal death, you don't want to be alive if you have a chance, who the hell.

Seeing that Master Ren couldn't be persuaded, Uncle Jiu said, "Let's take it back to Yizhuang first." After that, he ordered Qiusheng and Wencai to light a plum blossom array in front of the tomb, and see how it looks before coming back to tell him. He also looked at the lonely people around him. There are incense sticks on every grave.

Yang San followed Uncle Jiu all the way back to Yizhuang. Seeing Uncle Jiu's preoccupation all the way, he couldn't help but ask, "Uncle Jiu, are you worried about Mrs. Ren's body?"

"Yeah, you saw it too?" Uncle Jiu said in surprise

"I can't understand a corpse. I just understand Uncle Jiu's face. You have never looked good since Old Master Ren was unearthed." Yang San knew what was going to happen, but could he say it?

"Ah! The body is not rotten, the complexion is black, the birds are startled, and the beasts are running away. All kinds of ominous omens, I can't help but worry. I am afraid that the old man is going to turn into a dead body!" Uncle Jiu's expression became a little sad

"Master, it's not good. Look, how did this incense become like this?" At this moment, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai ran in in panic, holding three incense sticks that were "two short and one long".

Uncle Jiu took a look, his expression froze.He said to Qiu Sheng Wencai, "Quickly prepare paper, pen, ink, sword!" and then walked towards the altar.

"Yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, mahogany sword!" It turned out that the two of them were still there in a daze, and they knew they didn't understand at a glance, so you don't have to study hard at ordinary times. Uncle Jiu said angrily, "People are the most taboo Three longs and two shorts, incense is the most taboo of two shorts and one long. If there is such an incense in the family, someone must be mourned."

The two of them realized their mistake and hurriedly prepared their things. Wencai caught a rooster in a rare way. After doing some tricks, Uncle Jiu handed over the ink fountain containing reconciled ink and chicken blood to the two of them, "flick it on the coffin, Every place has to be played, you can't miss it, you know?"

"Understood." The two replied weakly.
"People are divided into good people and bad people." Uncle Jiu said without missing any teaching opportunities, "so the most important thing to be a human being is to be upbeat, but you can't be upbeat when you die."

"How do you earn energy when you're dead?" Wen Cai didn't understand.
"Corpse can also be divided into good corpse and bad corpse. After death, you can fight to become a bad corpse, just like the old man Ren."

The two of them seemed to understand, bad corpse?You have to get to know each other.The two pushed open the coffin board and saw, "I'm getting fatter!"

Uncle Jiu and Yang San stepped forward to take a look. It turned out that the corpse swelled up rapidly under the moonlight, and some white hairs on the body seemed to start to fall off, while the new black hairs began to grow wildly, and the fingernails also grew a lot. "Shut it up, snap it up!"

Hey, this is skipping the white stiff to advance to the black stiff. What did this old man do to that Feng Shui master?so cruel?
Uncle Jiu's face became even more ugly, and he hurried back to the room to check the information. Yang San patted the shoulders of the two and went back to the room. They had to take a good rest, and there was a hard battle to be fought next.

The unreliable Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai laughed and laughed again, completely unaware that the bottom of the coffin hadn't been played yet.

For the next two days, Mrs. Ren stayed in the coffin obediently and did not move at all, but Uncle Jiu did not feel at ease with him. He always turned a blind eye when he slept at night. Come out and check the situation.When Wencai slept like a dead pig, he couldn't be shaken, no wonder Uncle Jiu said that he was born to be a Shouyizhuang material.

On the third day, Uncle Jiu was asked to leave early in the morning by people from the next village, saying that there were dirty things that he hoped Uncle Jiu could take care of, and he might not be able to come back at night.

That night, Yang San was woken up by a loud noise, like the sound of wood falling to the ground. Knowing that it was the old man Ren who came out, he quickly picked up a mahogany sword borrowed from Uncle Jiu and was on guard carefully. Although the zombies in the movie It was directly killed in the Ren's mansion, but it's not a big mistake to be careful, who knows what the old man is thinking.

"Boom...boom...boom..." Hearing the sound of the zombies jumping long distance, Yang Sancai felt relieved, and hurried out to check the situation. Sure enough, the coffin of the old man Ren was scattered all over the place, and Wen Cai, who was sleeping in the middle, was still sleeping soundly. Yang San said that I am convinced.If I don't support the wall, I will obey you.A few more chickens that had been drained of blood were found in the yard. Yang San went back to his room, not because he didn’t want to save people, but Mrs. Ren was in a state of paralysis, and Uncle Nine was not here, so he couldn’t beat them himself, so maybe he went to save people. I also included myself in it, let's wait for Uncle Jiu to come back.

The next day Yang San woke Wencai up early in the morning, only to find that the zombies were gone, and the chickens he raised were gone, and they couldn’t eat them, so they had to burn them on the spot. Looking at the chickens in the fire, Wencai wanted to cry without tears , I just fell asleep, why so many things happened.

Yang San pulled Wen Cai who was still sad and went out to find Uncle Jiu, but met Qiu Sheng who had rushed back halfway. It turned out that when Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng came back early in the morning, they heard that there was an accident in Ren's mansion and didn't care to go back to Yizhuang. When they arrived at Ren's mansion, they found Ren The old man was indeed dead, and his neck was covered with scratches and tooth marks. Uncle Jiu knew that something serious had happened, and asked Qiu Sheng to rush back to Yizhuang to see how the old man was doing.

Yang San also told Qiu Sheng about the disappearance of Yizhuang and Mrs. Ren, and the three of them rushed to Ren's mansion to inform Uncle Jiu. When they arrived at Ren's mansion, they found that Uncle Jiu was actually locked.

"Master, the coffin..." Qiu Sheng ran back and forth a little out of breath

"It's gone." Wen Cai answered from the side

"The corpse also..."

"Gone."

"Master, you..."

"Arrested!" The security team watched them go forward endlessly to grab the white, and then pulled Uncle Banjiu to leave.

"Captain, let's have a few words with Uncle Jiu, it won't waste your time." Yang San said to Ah Wei
Ah Wei saw that it was Yang San who spoke. He heard from Ren Tingting that Yang San had stayed abroad and knew a lot of Western things. This is different from these country bumpkins, so he had to save face, "Okay, don't take too long."

Yang San thanked Uncle Jiu and looked at Uncle Jiu, knowing that he would order something, "Yang San, you and Qiu Sheng come to pick me up tonight, bring chicken blood, ink fountain, yellow talisman, and glutinous rice, and let Wen Cai stay in Ren's mansion to watch Ting Ting, that zombie may come again tonight."

Yang San wrote them down one by one and said, "Don't worry, Uncle Jiu."

Uncle Jiu was still very relieved of Yang San, and he turned around and left with Ah Wei after a little peace of mind.

(End of this chapter)