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Chapter 117 Nuwa is Naturally Stupid? 1 Bamboo Stone (please subscribe!)
Chapter 117 Nuwa is Naturally Stupid?A Bamboo Stone (please subscribe!)
"Ah~"
Patriarch Bodhi screamed and crashed into a mountain.
Di Chen hurriedly chased after him, but when he looked down, he found that it was Xuanyuan Tomb.
Patriarch Bodhi is nowhere to be seen, and his Dapin Tianxian Jue has the effect of body training.
If the dignified Zhunsheng was crushed to death by a bracelet, Zhunti would probably die of shame and anger.
But this old man hid in Xuanyuan's tomb, which was a bit troublesome.
Dichen thought for a while, even quasi-sages were hard to kill, and it was easy to attract saints.
Now that we know that the Western religion is playing tricks this time, the purpose has been accomplished.
Thinking of this, Di Chen didn't stay any longer, turned around and left this place.
After a long time, Zhunti came out of the cave next to Xuanyuan's tomb, feeling a little embarrassed.
I was dizzy after being hit a while ago, and got into this hole in a panic.
But he didn't expect it to be a fox hole, with a foxy smell all over his body, and a big bump on his forehead.
"Unlucky~"
Patriarch Bodhi took a deep breath, turned into a rainbow and left.
He still has one big thing to do, there is no time to delay here, and he will take revenge later.
Let's not talk about Chaoge for the time being, just talk about the Nuwa Empress.
March [-]th is her birthday, and according to the convention, she will go to Huoyun Palace to celebrate her birthday.
The reason is simple, Emperor Fuxi is her elder brother.
In ancient times, Fuxi took care of Nuwa, so that there is today's Nuwa saint.
Whether it is a human, a demon, a god or a demon, as long as you have emotions, you will know how to be grateful.
Nuwa goes to her elder brother to celebrate her birthday every year, which is also an expression of respect.
After the day's banquet, Nu Wa was also preparing to return to the palace.
I happened to pass by Chaoge and saw that the Nuwa Palace outside the city was full of incense, so I wanted to take a look here.
In the Nuwa Palace, Nuwa was sitting in the main hall, feeling a little dizzy.
Immortals can also get drunk, after all, they drink immortal wine.
If wine is not intoxicating, is there any meaning in existence?
Originally, she wanted to take a short rest, and when the alcohol power subsided a little, she would go directly back to Wa Palace.
Sitting this time was fine, so Nu Wa raised her head to see the appearance of the Nu Wa Palace.
It was very unfortunate that Nuwa saw the big red pillar in the hall at first sight.
When I found that there were words on it, I still complained in my heart how such a place can be scribbled and carved.
But after a closer look, Nuwa's face turned red, and she went straight to the case.
"It's such an obscene poem, and you still want to marry me back to the palace, it's really courageous."
"Where is the god's residence?"
Nuwa was furious, and this obscene poem was mentioned on her head, which is an unforgivable crime.
A blue smoke drifted past, and a girl appeared, who was the divine mansion guarding the Nuwa Palace.
"Meet Mother Nuwa!"
"Bianli, let me ask you, who mentioned this poem!"
Nuwa's face was flushed with embarrassment, and she spoke with strong anger, so frightened that she dared not stand up.
"My lord, forgive me, this poem was mentioned by the great merchant emperor, Di Xin!"
bang~
The seat under Nuwa exploded into powder, and the frightened deity turned into green smoke.
The Taoist boys around were also full of astonishment, but it was hard for them to see the empress so angry.
"Well, you Di Xin, how dare you insult me like this!"
Empress Nuwa was really pissed off this time, she has never been insulted like this for so long.
What the hell is Di Xin, a grandson of a hundred thousand generations, dares to let her accompany the king.
Then ruin his big business today, let's see how arrogant Di Xin can be.
Ok!
The emperor only laid down a million corpses when he was angry, and the empress was about to destroy the dynasty when she was angry.
Nuwa was so angry that she did what she thought, and flew up to destroy this big business.
But just entering the sky, being blown by the cold wind, my mind calmed down a bit.
If she really killed Da Shang by herself, she might be in bad luck too.
Moreover, the people in the world are also innocent, and there is a wrong and a debtor, so it is better to destroy Di Xin.
Nuwa turned around again and flew towards Chaoge.
With such a sweep of consciousness, Nuwa's face turned red again.
This damned Di Xin is sleeping with a big quilt.
Such a stupid Emperor, he should be killed directly.
But just when she was about to make a move, golden dragons of good luck soared into the sky.
Tiandao also lowered a coercion, as if warning her.
This time, Nuwa was completely awake.
Heaven warned, she had to obey.
Taking a closer look, the Shang Dynasty was very prosperous, and there was no sign of subjugation at all.
There are three thick pillars of luck in the palace that are the most dazzling.
It was the two sons of Emperor Xin and Yin Hong and Yin Jiao, especially in a military camp outside the palace.
There was a ray of luck that shot straight into the sky, so strong that it made people dumbfounded.
A person's luck is stronger than that of a country, what kind of trick is this.
Nuwa was puzzled, pinching her fingers and doing the calculations, she knew something.
It turned out to be the reincarnation of the Lingzhu!
Yuanshi Tianzun made a circle, and it is said that an apprentice died.
But I didn't expect that this Lingzhu went to the people's court, it's God's will to trick people.
But the shock was over, and the matter of Fengshen couldn't be related to her.
Let's go back and think about how to deal with this Emperor Xin.
No matter how she thought about it, she was still angry.
It's just that she doesn't know a poem called:
I don't know the real face of Lushan Mountain, but I am only in this mountain.
Under the law of heaven, everyone is in the middle of the game.
Continuing to talk about Nuwa, after returning to Nuwa Palace, she was still sulking there.
woman!
There are always bad tempered days, and King Zhou was lucky, and it happened to happen.
In anger, Nu Wa suddenly had a flash of inspiration and had an idea.
"Where is Tonger~"
"The disciple is here, my lady, please tell me~"
As soon as Nuwa yelled, the boy immediately stepped forward to obey.
"Get me the demon gathering flag, I want to recruit a group of demons!"
"Yes~"
Tong'er turned and left, went to fetch the Juyao Banner.
But who knows that Nuwa changed her mind again.
As she thought about it just now, the demon-gathering banner waved, and all the demons in the world gathered.
That's too much, and she can't use it, so she changed her words.
"Put away the demon-gathering flag, and go and recruit the three monsters from the Xuanyuan Grave."
"Yes~"
The boy was helpless, but he seemed to have gotten used to it.
Women are fickle, and Empress Nuwa cannot escape this nature.
……
Nuwa sent the boy to invite the Three Monsters of Xuanyuan, and Di Chen also came over at this time.
He has been paying attention to Nuwa's movements, watching her make up her mind after a while, it's a pain in the ass.
In the end, Di Chen came up with a bold guess: Nu Wa must be a natural fool!
And I should be very dull when I was young, so now I look like Alzheimer's when I'm older.
Xuanyuan Tomb was very close, and soon a green light flashed past.
Zixu appeared in front of the Nuwa Palace with nine pheasant essences and jade pipa essence.
There is no change here, it is nothing more than the angry Nuwa ordering the three demons to go to the palace to confuse King Zhou.
He also promised Zixu that whatever is done will be done.
Di Chen was upset, although this kid was a bit handsome, but Nuwa couldn't be partial to him.
The Three Demons left soon, probably going back to make preparations.
Nu Wa also calmed down a little, and was going back to Wa Palace.
But at this moment, Di Chen appeared, because it was time for a slap in the face!
Di Chen walked out of the forest slowly, and when he reached the Nuwa Palace, he cupped his hands and shouted.
"Human Emperor Chen, please see Empress Nuwa."
The voice was quite loud, and Empress Nuwa, who was about to leave, stopped and turned her head to ask.
"Who is Di Chen?"
It was the same God just now, and said back.
"Emperor Chen is the third son of Yin Zhou, His Royal Highness King Ren of the Great Shang."
"Yin Zhou. Not seen"
Just as Nu Wa finished speaking, she seemed to think of something again, and quickly called Tong'er to stop.
"Wait a minute, let him in!"
The boy took orders again, walked out of Nuwa Palace, and said to Di Chen who was waiting.
"Your Majesty, please~"
Di Chen smiled faintly, and followed the boy into the palace.
At this time, Nuwa was already sitting upright, showing the majesty of a saint.
"Meet Empress Nuwa~"
Di Chen bowed to the end, but did not kneel down.
A man kneels to the sky and knees to his parents, there is no rule to kneel to a saint.
Nuwa is the Holy Mother of Human Race, but obviously people don't recognize this child, so there is no need.
Sure enough, Nuwa frowned, but she didn't show it, and asked in a cold voice.
"A man of great merchants, what is the reason for visiting this palace?"
"Guan Niangniang's face is full of anger, and her seal is black. Because she was plotted by others, Di Chen came here for this matter?"
Yintang blackened?
Nuwa's face darkened, could she speak?
"Hmph, don't talk nonsense. If you want to plead for that stupid king, don't even think about it."
"Nian you are the reincarnation of the Lingzhu, I don't care about you, just step back!"
After saying this, Nu Wa flicked her sleeves and was about to see off the guests.
"Don't worry, empress, please look at this thing!"
Dichen was not in a hurry, and handed over a jade tablet.
Nu Wa took it with a frown, and with a sweep of her consciousness, she found an image inside.
With a little jade finger, the image inside the jade tablet was released.
It was just when King Zhou was offering incense, a gust of wind suddenly blew.
Moreover, the picture is a three-dimensional image. With a swipe of Nuwa's finger, the picture unexpectedly went out of Nuwa's Palace along the breeze.
Tracing back to the source, it turned out that the breeze was blown by an old man hiding above.
Moreover, the picture clearly shows that King Zhou was affected by this wind, which is why he took the following actions.
This method is also clever, just an ordinary breeze.
If Dichen hadn't released the magic weapon for recording in advance, there would be no evidence at all.
The most brilliant of these is to not arouse the gods who protect King Zhou.
A mortal aphrodisiac was poured into the breeze.
In addition, King Zhou was lustful, so he was fascinated by the fascination.
"Nuwa Empress, can this image clear up your doubts?"
After the video was played, Di Chen said with a light smile.
"I."
Nuwa's face turned red again, this time not because of embarrassment, but because of embarrassment.
The majestic saint was plotted by others and didn't know it, so he was furious at the mortals.
It also mobilized the crowd to gather all the monsters in the world and send people into the palace to confuse the world.
After the truth came out, I realized how ridiculous what she had done was.
Nuwa's anger could no longer be suppressed, and the fire burst out three thousand feet away.
"Who the hell is who?"
"You said that this old man seems to be called Bodhi, but he uses a blessing pestle!"
Di Chen went so far, he didn't say so thoroughly, otherwise he would directly offend the Western religion.
Let this stupid girl guess!
"Your Majesty, that's all Di Chen said, so let's take my leave!"
"By the way, there are two pillars, so how can only one poem be enough!"
"Young son, on behalf of the great businessman, write a poem!"
After Di Chen finished speaking, he drew out his Xuanyuan sword and carved a bamboo stone on the pillar:
I insist that Qingshan will not relax,
The root was originally in the broken rock.
Thousands of blows are still strong,
Ren Er has east, west, south, north winds.
Ask for full booking, monthly pass, reward~
Thank you Luo Ye, Ba Liang for your support, okay~
(End of this chapter)
"Ah~"
Patriarch Bodhi screamed and crashed into a mountain.
Di Chen hurriedly chased after him, but when he looked down, he found that it was Xuanyuan Tomb.
Patriarch Bodhi is nowhere to be seen, and his Dapin Tianxian Jue has the effect of body training.
If the dignified Zhunsheng was crushed to death by a bracelet, Zhunti would probably die of shame and anger.
But this old man hid in Xuanyuan's tomb, which was a bit troublesome.
Dichen thought for a while, even quasi-sages were hard to kill, and it was easy to attract saints.
Now that we know that the Western religion is playing tricks this time, the purpose has been accomplished.
Thinking of this, Di Chen didn't stay any longer, turned around and left this place.
After a long time, Zhunti came out of the cave next to Xuanyuan's tomb, feeling a little embarrassed.
I was dizzy after being hit a while ago, and got into this hole in a panic.
But he didn't expect it to be a fox hole, with a foxy smell all over his body, and a big bump on his forehead.
"Unlucky~"
Patriarch Bodhi took a deep breath, turned into a rainbow and left.
He still has one big thing to do, there is no time to delay here, and he will take revenge later.
Let's not talk about Chaoge for the time being, just talk about the Nuwa Empress.
March [-]th is her birthday, and according to the convention, she will go to Huoyun Palace to celebrate her birthday.
The reason is simple, Emperor Fuxi is her elder brother.
In ancient times, Fuxi took care of Nuwa, so that there is today's Nuwa saint.
Whether it is a human, a demon, a god or a demon, as long as you have emotions, you will know how to be grateful.
Nuwa goes to her elder brother to celebrate her birthday every year, which is also an expression of respect.
After the day's banquet, Nu Wa was also preparing to return to the palace.
I happened to pass by Chaoge and saw that the Nuwa Palace outside the city was full of incense, so I wanted to take a look here.
In the Nuwa Palace, Nuwa was sitting in the main hall, feeling a little dizzy.
Immortals can also get drunk, after all, they drink immortal wine.
If wine is not intoxicating, is there any meaning in existence?
Originally, she wanted to take a short rest, and when the alcohol power subsided a little, she would go directly back to Wa Palace.
Sitting this time was fine, so Nu Wa raised her head to see the appearance of the Nu Wa Palace.
It was very unfortunate that Nuwa saw the big red pillar in the hall at first sight.
When I found that there were words on it, I still complained in my heart how such a place can be scribbled and carved.
But after a closer look, Nuwa's face turned red, and she went straight to the case.
"It's such an obscene poem, and you still want to marry me back to the palace, it's really courageous."
"Where is the god's residence?"
Nuwa was furious, and this obscene poem was mentioned on her head, which is an unforgivable crime.
A blue smoke drifted past, and a girl appeared, who was the divine mansion guarding the Nuwa Palace.
"Meet Mother Nuwa!"
"Bianli, let me ask you, who mentioned this poem!"
Nuwa's face was flushed with embarrassment, and she spoke with strong anger, so frightened that she dared not stand up.
"My lord, forgive me, this poem was mentioned by the great merchant emperor, Di Xin!"
bang~
The seat under Nuwa exploded into powder, and the frightened deity turned into green smoke.
The Taoist boys around were also full of astonishment, but it was hard for them to see the empress so angry.
"Well, you Di Xin, how dare you insult me like this!"
Empress Nuwa was really pissed off this time, she has never been insulted like this for so long.
What the hell is Di Xin, a grandson of a hundred thousand generations, dares to let her accompany the king.
Then ruin his big business today, let's see how arrogant Di Xin can be.
Ok!
The emperor only laid down a million corpses when he was angry, and the empress was about to destroy the dynasty when she was angry.
Nuwa was so angry that she did what she thought, and flew up to destroy this big business.
But just entering the sky, being blown by the cold wind, my mind calmed down a bit.
If she really killed Da Shang by herself, she might be in bad luck too.
Moreover, the people in the world are also innocent, and there is a wrong and a debtor, so it is better to destroy Di Xin.
Nuwa turned around again and flew towards Chaoge.
With such a sweep of consciousness, Nuwa's face turned red again.
This damned Di Xin is sleeping with a big quilt.
Such a stupid Emperor, he should be killed directly.
But just when she was about to make a move, golden dragons of good luck soared into the sky.
Tiandao also lowered a coercion, as if warning her.
This time, Nuwa was completely awake.
Heaven warned, she had to obey.
Taking a closer look, the Shang Dynasty was very prosperous, and there was no sign of subjugation at all.
There are three thick pillars of luck in the palace that are the most dazzling.
It was the two sons of Emperor Xin and Yin Hong and Yin Jiao, especially in a military camp outside the palace.
There was a ray of luck that shot straight into the sky, so strong that it made people dumbfounded.
A person's luck is stronger than that of a country, what kind of trick is this.
Nuwa was puzzled, pinching her fingers and doing the calculations, she knew something.
It turned out to be the reincarnation of the Lingzhu!
Yuanshi Tianzun made a circle, and it is said that an apprentice died.
But I didn't expect that this Lingzhu went to the people's court, it's God's will to trick people.
But the shock was over, and the matter of Fengshen couldn't be related to her.
Let's go back and think about how to deal with this Emperor Xin.
No matter how she thought about it, she was still angry.
It's just that she doesn't know a poem called:
I don't know the real face of Lushan Mountain, but I am only in this mountain.
Under the law of heaven, everyone is in the middle of the game.
Continuing to talk about Nuwa, after returning to Nuwa Palace, she was still sulking there.
woman!
There are always bad tempered days, and King Zhou was lucky, and it happened to happen.
In anger, Nu Wa suddenly had a flash of inspiration and had an idea.
"Where is Tonger~"
"The disciple is here, my lady, please tell me~"
As soon as Nuwa yelled, the boy immediately stepped forward to obey.
"Get me the demon gathering flag, I want to recruit a group of demons!"
"Yes~"
Tong'er turned and left, went to fetch the Juyao Banner.
But who knows that Nuwa changed her mind again.
As she thought about it just now, the demon-gathering banner waved, and all the demons in the world gathered.
That's too much, and she can't use it, so she changed her words.
"Put away the demon-gathering flag, and go and recruit the three monsters from the Xuanyuan Grave."
"Yes~"
The boy was helpless, but he seemed to have gotten used to it.
Women are fickle, and Empress Nuwa cannot escape this nature.
……
Nuwa sent the boy to invite the Three Monsters of Xuanyuan, and Di Chen also came over at this time.
He has been paying attention to Nuwa's movements, watching her make up her mind after a while, it's a pain in the ass.
In the end, Di Chen came up with a bold guess: Nu Wa must be a natural fool!
And I should be very dull when I was young, so now I look like Alzheimer's when I'm older.
Xuanyuan Tomb was very close, and soon a green light flashed past.
Zixu appeared in front of the Nuwa Palace with nine pheasant essences and jade pipa essence.
There is no change here, it is nothing more than the angry Nuwa ordering the three demons to go to the palace to confuse King Zhou.
He also promised Zixu that whatever is done will be done.
Di Chen was upset, although this kid was a bit handsome, but Nuwa couldn't be partial to him.
The Three Demons left soon, probably going back to make preparations.
Nu Wa also calmed down a little, and was going back to Wa Palace.
But at this moment, Di Chen appeared, because it was time for a slap in the face!
Di Chen walked out of the forest slowly, and when he reached the Nuwa Palace, he cupped his hands and shouted.
"Human Emperor Chen, please see Empress Nuwa."
The voice was quite loud, and Empress Nuwa, who was about to leave, stopped and turned her head to ask.
"Who is Di Chen?"
It was the same God just now, and said back.
"Emperor Chen is the third son of Yin Zhou, His Royal Highness King Ren of the Great Shang."
"Yin Zhou. Not seen"
Just as Nu Wa finished speaking, she seemed to think of something again, and quickly called Tong'er to stop.
"Wait a minute, let him in!"
The boy took orders again, walked out of Nuwa Palace, and said to Di Chen who was waiting.
"Your Majesty, please~"
Di Chen smiled faintly, and followed the boy into the palace.
At this time, Nuwa was already sitting upright, showing the majesty of a saint.
"Meet Empress Nuwa~"
Di Chen bowed to the end, but did not kneel down.
A man kneels to the sky and knees to his parents, there is no rule to kneel to a saint.
Nuwa is the Holy Mother of Human Race, but obviously people don't recognize this child, so there is no need.
Sure enough, Nuwa frowned, but she didn't show it, and asked in a cold voice.
"A man of great merchants, what is the reason for visiting this palace?"
"Guan Niangniang's face is full of anger, and her seal is black. Because she was plotted by others, Di Chen came here for this matter?"
Yintang blackened?
Nuwa's face darkened, could she speak?
"Hmph, don't talk nonsense. If you want to plead for that stupid king, don't even think about it."
"Nian you are the reincarnation of the Lingzhu, I don't care about you, just step back!"
After saying this, Nu Wa flicked her sleeves and was about to see off the guests.
"Don't worry, empress, please look at this thing!"
Dichen was not in a hurry, and handed over a jade tablet.
Nu Wa took it with a frown, and with a sweep of her consciousness, she found an image inside.
With a little jade finger, the image inside the jade tablet was released.
It was just when King Zhou was offering incense, a gust of wind suddenly blew.
Moreover, the picture is a three-dimensional image. With a swipe of Nuwa's finger, the picture unexpectedly went out of Nuwa's Palace along the breeze.
Tracing back to the source, it turned out that the breeze was blown by an old man hiding above.
Moreover, the picture clearly shows that King Zhou was affected by this wind, which is why he took the following actions.
This method is also clever, just an ordinary breeze.
If Dichen hadn't released the magic weapon for recording in advance, there would be no evidence at all.
The most brilliant of these is to not arouse the gods who protect King Zhou.
A mortal aphrodisiac was poured into the breeze.
In addition, King Zhou was lustful, so he was fascinated by the fascination.
"Nuwa Empress, can this image clear up your doubts?"
After the video was played, Di Chen said with a light smile.
"I."
Nuwa's face turned red again, this time not because of embarrassment, but because of embarrassment.
The majestic saint was plotted by others and didn't know it, so he was furious at the mortals.
It also mobilized the crowd to gather all the monsters in the world and send people into the palace to confuse the world.
After the truth came out, I realized how ridiculous what she had done was.
Nuwa's anger could no longer be suppressed, and the fire burst out three thousand feet away.
"Who the hell is who?"
"You said that this old man seems to be called Bodhi, but he uses a blessing pestle!"
Di Chen went so far, he didn't say so thoroughly, otherwise he would directly offend the Western religion.
Let this stupid girl guess!
"Your Majesty, that's all Di Chen said, so let's take my leave!"
"By the way, there are two pillars, so how can only one poem be enough!"
"Young son, on behalf of the great businessman, write a poem!"
After Di Chen finished speaking, he drew out his Xuanyuan sword and carved a bamboo stone on the pillar:
I insist that Qingshan will not relax,
The root was originally in the broken rock.
Thousands of blows are still strong,
Ren Er has east, west, south, north winds.
Ask for full booking, monthly pass, reward~
Thank you Luo Ye, Ba Liang for your support, okay~
(End of this chapter)
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