The best foodies in history

Chapter 90 Hey, that bastard is mine
Pinghu Lake is one mile east of the village, surrounded by two mountains in a half-moon shape!

There are no waves in the lake, and the flat lake covers an area of ​​one kilometer. On the surface of the oval lake, under the moonlight, there are ripples spreading from time to time!

On the shore of Pinghu Lake, there are many stone piers for people to sit on. Han Zheng sat on a stone pier with Chen Xue in his arms, looked at the crescent moon in the sky, and smelled the fragrance of flowers and plants mixed with moisture. Both of them were intoxicated by this. In tranquility!
"Don't the villagers usually fish in the lake?"

Han Zheng looked at the water bubbles emerging from time to time on the lake, and asked Chen Xue beside him.

Chen Xue curled up in Han Zheng's arms, looked at the calm lake, and said quietly: "The rules passed down from our ancestors, no one is allowed to fish in the lake, only fishing is allowed!"

"Is there anything to talk about?" Han Zheng just learned from the little goblin that this small Pinghu Lake is rich in aquatic products, and the water quality is particularly good. swim through!
"I heard from the third grandpa that Pinghu is the longan of Wuyueling. It is the geomantic treasure of our Pinghu Village and Wanghu Village. It cannot be destroyed at will. He said that the fish and shrimps in this lake have spirituality. If they are salvaged blindly, the geomantic omen will be ruined. So no one dares to go fishing in the lake, for fear of offending bad luck!"

Chen Xue put her arms around Han Zheng's waist, and told the customs about Pinghu here!
Regarding this, Han Zheng felt that this was because the elders in the village wanted to protect the ecology of Pinghu Lake. It had nothing to do with Fengshui. Turned into a dead lake! "

"Let's walk around the lake!" Han Zheng stood up and put Chen Xue on the ground. The night wind in the mountain village was very cool. Han Zheng asked Chen Xue to lie on his back and started walking around Pinghu with him on his back!

"Hey, slow down, don't you be so stupid, do you have a blanket?"

As soon as Han Zheng walked away with Chen Xue on his back, the two figures sneaked up to the lakeside. They were a man and a woman. Through the moonlight, it was clear that the woman was Yi Chuntao's mother. But he was wearing a straw hat, so he couldn't see his face clearly!

"Is that one of yours really asleep?" the man softly asked Yi Chuntao's mother.

Yi Chuntao's mother, Cao Xiaoyue, gave the man a coquettish look, and urged, "You bastard, you have a heart and no guts! Worrying about what he's doing, I thought he'd be able to regain his glory by drinking some cat piss, so come up and get it!" It will be useless after two strokes, the whole old lady's heart is itching, hurry up and find a place, haven't you been thinking about my old lady for a long time? Tonight, my old lady will fulfill you!"

Cao Xiaoyue twisted her seductive figure alluringly, and walked in the opposite direction to Han Zheng. The man behind him looked at Cao Xiaoyue's twisting and enchanting back, swallowed a few mouthfuls, and followed up!
Han Zheng recited Chen Xue for a while, and Chen Xue came down. This girl led Han Zheng to pick mushrooms in the grass under the moonlight!
"When we were young, we often picked mushrooms here, especially the mushrooms with small straw hats. Stewed pheasant is the most delicious!" Chen Xue said happily to Han Zheng holding a thumb-sized, extremely plump mushroom.

After Han Zheng came here, he ate two meals of wild game and fell in love with this pure natural delicacy. Seeing that Chen Xue was interested, he accompanied her to find the little mushrooms she mentioned in the grass on the bank!

"Wow, I didn't expect there to be wild strawberries here!"

Chen Xue cheered, and Han Zheng looked over, only to see that Chen Xue was holding a strawberry the size of a walnut in his hand, and he put it in his mouth and ate it without doing any cleaning!

"It's so sweet, Brother Zheng, you can eat one too!" Chen Xue knelt down and picked another strawberry. Just as she was about to pass it to Han Zheng to taste, Han Zheng raised a finger beside her mouth to signal her not to eat it. Speak up!
"What's wrong?" Chen Xue stood there not daring to move, and asked Han Zheng in a low voice!
"My wife, stand there and don't move." Han Zheng walked lightly to Chen Xue's side, his eyes were fixed on two meters behind Chen Xue, where there was a big black guy in the grass, sticking his head out to eat strawberries !
Chen Xue turned around slowly with a flustered face, and when she saw the big guy behind her, she couldn't help but exclaimed, and threw herself into Han Zheng's arms!
And the big guy who only cared about eating strawberries was also startled by Chen Xue's exclamation. He turned around and walked out of the grass with short and thick legs. The big bastard!
And Han Zheng saw that some parts of its tortoise shell had started to turn white. With his thick limbs, this guy trotted into the lake water under Han Zheng's watchful eyes!

At this time, Han Zheng and the others had already walked halfway around Pinghu Lake. When they saw this big bastard, Han Zheng, a foodie, had long been interested in hunting. He patted Chen Xue on the back and said, "It's just a big bastard, don't be afraid. Obediently wait here, my husband will go into the water to catch you bastards!"

"Brother Zheng, bastards can bite people!" Seeing that Han Zheng had already taken off his shoes, socks, trousers and top, Chen Xue cheered and jumped into the cold lake water!
Chen Xue stomped her little feet anxiously. She was worried that Han Zheng couldn't swim, but her worry was correct. Han Zheng really couldn't swim, but he had the little fairy's golden body protection, which could play the role of clear water. Holding your breath, you can still swim freely in the water for a while!
Five minutes later, Chen Xue finally saw Han Zheng showing his body on the water, but soon dived into the water again!

Han Zheng's physique is beyond ordinary people, and it is not difficult to hold his breath underwater for 5 minutes. Chen Xue is holding Han Zheng's clothes and shoes, standing on the shore and waiting eagerly, calling Han Zheng's name from time to time. She is worried that she will be cold The lake water hurts the body!

"crash"

Han Zheng came out of the lake on the shore, held a large grass carp more than a meter long in his arms, and with his arms, the grass carp was still on the shore, and then dived into the lake again!

Chen Xue stared straight at the big grass carp bouncing around on the shore, she couldn't imagine how Han Zheng did it!

On the shore diagonally opposite Chen Xue, in the grass, two people with white stripes in the waves are struggling to have sex!

As the man above stopped moving, Cao Xiaoyue's dissatisfied voice came out, "You are also a coward, I thought you could be a tiger down the mountain, but you are also a cucumber egg, continue, I haven't tasted the sweetness yet!"

"Hey, it's been a long night, rest for a while, and give me your mosquito repellent water!" The man was about to get up when he heard the sound of splashing water behind him, and then he said, "You son of a bitch, you should run away!"

"Oh!"

Then the man felt a hard weight hit his ass!

"Mom!"

Cao Xiaoyue saw the big bastard pressing on the man at a glance, screamed, pushed the man away with all her strength, pulled off his clothes, and ran away without looking back!

After wiping the water off his face, Han Zheng saw a white figure that disappeared into the night in a flash!

"What's the situation?" Han Zheng wiped his eyes and looked carefully, "I'll go, there's another one!"

"Grandpa Turtle, let go of my ass! I won't cheat anymore, I'll give someone a cuckold!"

The bastard may have been overly frightened, seeing the man's white butt, in an instinctive self-preservation, he bit down on it and refused to let go.

"Hold the grass, can this bloody thing happen to me?" Han Zheng already understood what was going on!
The man was jumping up and down, and with a startled glance, he saw Han Zheng staring at him with a smile. The guy was so frightened that he almost peed on the spot, hanging on the big bastard, and planned to run away step by step!

"Hey, that bastard is mine!" Han Zheng grinned at the way the man was hanging the bastard, staggering step by step, and laughed on the spot!

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