Douluo's full-time God of War
Chapter 20 Don't Pity Him
Chapter 20 Don't Pity Him
That's right, the sound of bones breaking.
"what!!"
pain! !
With a shrill scream, the porter fell to his knees on the ground, crying wildly.
Then that figure appeared again.
"what!"
The porter flew upside down and hit a big tree with a thud.
He gently lifted his clothes and took a look, and there was a red footprint on his stomach.
The porter's eyes were full of horror.
"ghost"
"Brother Feng, he passed out."
"Don't pity him, let's go."
Neither Ling Feng nor Tang San will be merciful to this kind of person who sees people as inferior.
To deal with such a person, we must let him see the reality clearly.
Just when Ling Feng and Tang San wanted to directly enter the academy, a pair of big hands rested on their shoulders.
The two subconsciously glanced back at the same time, only to see a man of medium build and a little on the thin side who did not know when he appeared beside them.
It seems that this person is about 50 to [-] years old, with short black hair parted in threes and sevens, and his appearance is very ordinary, with lazy decadence in his eyes.
Ling Feng quickly took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it and handed it to Master.
"Master, please smoke one."
"Put the yellow part in your mouth and suck it."
The master frowned slightly, and reached out to take the lighted cigarette in Ling Feng's hand. At first he refused to put it in his mouth, but when he smelled the faint fragrance, he subconsciously put it in his mouth and sniffed it.
After confirming that it was not poisonous, I took a sip.
His eyes suddenly widened.
"What is this?"
Ling Feng said: "This is called Xiaoshouyan, which can refresh people's minds and forget the troubles in their hearts."
The master dubiously took another sip, but his action was extremely funny, he used his thumb and forefinger to hold the smoke, so Ling Feng decided to teach the master to smoke in person.
"Master, this thing has to be inhaled like this. You hold the yellow part with your index finger and middle finger, and then inhale slowly. It feels good when the smoke comes out of your nose."
While talking, Ling Feng also smoked one himself. He was tired after driving for a day, and smoking a cigarette at this time can just relieve his fatigue.
The master sat on the stone bench next to him, crossing his legs and enjoying the feeling of being in the air.
Unknowingly, he seemed to have forgotten the sadness of missing Erlong.
But the cigarette was only so long, and within a few minutes, he finished it, and even wanted to eat the cigarette butt.
Ling Feng hurriedly stopped him, took out another ignition and handed it to him.
"What did you say your name was?"
Ling Feng said: "Smoke of misery."
The master nodded, "This thing should be very expensive."
Ling Feng smiled, "It's only ten gold soul coins, you can take it anyway, I still have a lot here."
"puff!"
"Cough, cough, cough!"
The master was so frightened that he quickly took it out of his mouth.
"Ten gold soul coins for one? So expensive?"
"Don't worry, I won't charge you money, just treat it as my treat."
Seeing Ling Feng's generosity, the master was a little surprised, but he didn't care too much, anyway, now he has fallen in love with the smell of this fragrance, so let's be satisfied first.
After smoking the second one, the master stood up and glanced at the porter hanging on the big tree, then shook his head.
"I'm sure he offended you just now!"
"He sees people as inferior, so we taught him a little bit, don't worry, he won't die." Ling Feng grinned.
The master said indifferently: "Show me your proof."
Tang San hurriedly handed the proof to Grandmaster.
The master glanced at the proof, then shifted his eyes to Ling Feng and Tang San, and looked them up and down. For some reason, Ling Feng now felt that he was completely seen by the master, as if he was naked.
Ling Feng quickly put his hands in front of his crotch.
"Prove it, this is indeed the exclusive seal of Wuhundian, it is impossible to forge."
After confirming that the proof was true, the master simply took the two of them by the hand and entered Notting College.
"Thank you! Teacher." Tang San said.
The master was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "I'm not a teacher, I'm just an idler in the academy, you two can call me master. And other people call me that too."
"Strictly speaking, I'm just here to eat and drink."
Tang San frowned and said, "Then you should also be a very powerful master."
"Little San, you're wrong. Masters are not necessarily strong in strength. Some people are good in one aspect, like Grandpa Jack."
After hearing Ling Feng's words, Tang San understood in seconds.
"Master, are you as good as Grandpa Jack in that respect?"
"Pfft!" Ling Feng couldn't help laughing out loud.
The master looked confused, and asked curiously: "Which aspect is your grandfather good at?"
Tang San glanced at Ling Feng, but Ling Feng didn't look at him.
Because Ling Feng is going to see Xiao San make a fool of himself.
Not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates.
For Ling Feng, Xiaosan is now a silly and cute little pig.
Tang San said with some embarrassment: "It's that aspect."
The master asked, "Which aspect?"
Ling Feng couldn't stand it anymore, and said neatly: "Physically, simply speaking, the kidney is stronger, and that's what Xiao San means."
"Haha!" The master couldn't help laughing, "You two little devils are really interesting, then I am not different from your grandfather, I am strong here." The master pointed to his head and said.
Tang San hurriedly lowered his head, "It turned out to be there, I said Master, you look so decadent, how could your body be possible?"
"Cough, cough, cough." The master coughed a few times, "In fact, my side is also very strong, otherwise there would not be so many women like it."
"Nice job!" Ling Feng said with a thumbs up.
The master was startled suddenly, he found that he seemed to be surrounded by these two little devils, originally he didn't want to mention the romantic past, this inexplicably brought back his memories.
But he can only keep it in his heart.
"Okay, let's stop making trouble. Xiaosan, let me tell you, in fact, the most powerful thing about the last person is not strength, but the brain. When facing a powerful enemy, the brain is the key to victory." Ling Feng said .
The master wiped off his cold sweat. Is this child really only seven years old?
There are too many things to understand.
Even many young people in their 20s may not have such awareness. In the face of difficulties, it is difficult to keep calm except for impulsiveness.
"Xiaofeng is right. I do have a stronger brain. Looking at the entire Douluo Continent, I dare say that no one's theory can surpass mine."
This is the self-confidence that comes from the strong.
The master does have this capital.
"Fuck!"
-
Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a reward, thank you brothers! !
Ask for tickets, ask for rewards...
(End of this chapter)
That's right, the sound of bones breaking.
"what!!"
pain! !
With a shrill scream, the porter fell to his knees on the ground, crying wildly.
Then that figure appeared again.
"what!"
The porter flew upside down and hit a big tree with a thud.
He gently lifted his clothes and took a look, and there was a red footprint on his stomach.
The porter's eyes were full of horror.
"ghost"
"Brother Feng, he passed out."
"Don't pity him, let's go."
Neither Ling Feng nor Tang San will be merciful to this kind of person who sees people as inferior.
To deal with such a person, we must let him see the reality clearly.
Just when Ling Feng and Tang San wanted to directly enter the academy, a pair of big hands rested on their shoulders.
The two subconsciously glanced back at the same time, only to see a man of medium build and a little on the thin side who did not know when he appeared beside them.
It seems that this person is about 50 to [-] years old, with short black hair parted in threes and sevens, and his appearance is very ordinary, with lazy decadence in his eyes.
Ling Feng quickly took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it and handed it to Master.
"Master, please smoke one."
"Put the yellow part in your mouth and suck it."
The master frowned slightly, and reached out to take the lighted cigarette in Ling Feng's hand. At first he refused to put it in his mouth, but when he smelled the faint fragrance, he subconsciously put it in his mouth and sniffed it.
After confirming that it was not poisonous, I took a sip.
His eyes suddenly widened.
"What is this?"
Ling Feng said: "This is called Xiaoshouyan, which can refresh people's minds and forget the troubles in their hearts."
The master dubiously took another sip, but his action was extremely funny, he used his thumb and forefinger to hold the smoke, so Ling Feng decided to teach the master to smoke in person.
"Master, this thing has to be inhaled like this. You hold the yellow part with your index finger and middle finger, and then inhale slowly. It feels good when the smoke comes out of your nose."
While talking, Ling Feng also smoked one himself. He was tired after driving for a day, and smoking a cigarette at this time can just relieve his fatigue.
The master sat on the stone bench next to him, crossing his legs and enjoying the feeling of being in the air.
Unknowingly, he seemed to have forgotten the sadness of missing Erlong.
But the cigarette was only so long, and within a few minutes, he finished it, and even wanted to eat the cigarette butt.
Ling Feng hurriedly stopped him, took out another ignition and handed it to him.
"What did you say your name was?"
Ling Feng said: "Smoke of misery."
The master nodded, "This thing should be very expensive."
Ling Feng smiled, "It's only ten gold soul coins, you can take it anyway, I still have a lot here."
"puff!"
"Cough, cough, cough!"
The master was so frightened that he quickly took it out of his mouth.
"Ten gold soul coins for one? So expensive?"
"Don't worry, I won't charge you money, just treat it as my treat."
Seeing Ling Feng's generosity, the master was a little surprised, but he didn't care too much, anyway, now he has fallen in love with the smell of this fragrance, so let's be satisfied first.
After smoking the second one, the master stood up and glanced at the porter hanging on the big tree, then shook his head.
"I'm sure he offended you just now!"
"He sees people as inferior, so we taught him a little bit, don't worry, he won't die." Ling Feng grinned.
The master said indifferently: "Show me your proof."
Tang San hurriedly handed the proof to Grandmaster.
The master glanced at the proof, then shifted his eyes to Ling Feng and Tang San, and looked them up and down. For some reason, Ling Feng now felt that he was completely seen by the master, as if he was naked.
Ling Feng quickly put his hands in front of his crotch.
"Prove it, this is indeed the exclusive seal of Wuhundian, it is impossible to forge."
After confirming that the proof was true, the master simply took the two of them by the hand and entered Notting College.
"Thank you! Teacher." Tang San said.
The master was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "I'm not a teacher, I'm just an idler in the academy, you two can call me master. And other people call me that too."
"Strictly speaking, I'm just here to eat and drink."
Tang San frowned and said, "Then you should also be a very powerful master."
"Little San, you're wrong. Masters are not necessarily strong in strength. Some people are good in one aspect, like Grandpa Jack."
After hearing Ling Feng's words, Tang San understood in seconds.
"Master, are you as good as Grandpa Jack in that respect?"
"Pfft!" Ling Feng couldn't help laughing out loud.
The master looked confused, and asked curiously: "Which aspect is your grandfather good at?"
Tang San glanced at Ling Feng, but Ling Feng didn't look at him.
Because Ling Feng is going to see Xiao San make a fool of himself.
Not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates.
For Ling Feng, Xiaosan is now a silly and cute little pig.
Tang San said with some embarrassment: "It's that aspect."
The master asked, "Which aspect?"
Ling Feng couldn't stand it anymore, and said neatly: "Physically, simply speaking, the kidney is stronger, and that's what Xiao San means."
"Haha!" The master couldn't help laughing, "You two little devils are really interesting, then I am not different from your grandfather, I am strong here." The master pointed to his head and said.
Tang San hurriedly lowered his head, "It turned out to be there, I said Master, you look so decadent, how could your body be possible?"
"Cough, cough, cough." The master coughed a few times, "In fact, my side is also very strong, otherwise there would not be so many women like it."
"Nice job!" Ling Feng said with a thumbs up.
The master was startled suddenly, he found that he seemed to be surrounded by these two little devils, originally he didn't want to mention the romantic past, this inexplicably brought back his memories.
But he can only keep it in his heart.
"Okay, let's stop making trouble. Xiaosan, let me tell you, in fact, the most powerful thing about the last person is not strength, but the brain. When facing a powerful enemy, the brain is the key to victory." Ling Feng said .
The master wiped off his cold sweat. Is this child really only seven years old?
There are too many things to understand.
Even many young people in their 20s may not have such awareness. In the face of difficulties, it is difficult to keep calm except for impulsiveness.
"Xiaofeng is right. I do have a stronger brain. Looking at the entire Douluo Continent, I dare say that no one's theory can surpass mine."
This is the self-confidence that comes from the strong.
The master does have this capital.
"Fuck!"
-
Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a reward, thank you brothers! !
Ask for tickets, ask for rewards...
(End of this chapter)
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