Douluo's full-time God of War
Chapter 96
Chapter 96
Chapter 97: Don't be afraid, there is me!
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"Hmph, this is not a reason to rob people's girls!" Xiao Wu snorted coldly.
Ma Hongjun smiled wryly and said, "I didn't rob the women by force, it's all because of your will. The reason why Cuihua broke up with me was because she couldn't stand me."
Ling Feng teased: "What happened to Pinru?"
Ma Hongjun wiped off his cold sweat, "Am I the kind of casual person? Even if I am lustful, I am not the kind of casual person."
"Besides, don't break the law in broad daylight!"
Ling Feng wanted to cry, but this guy was driving all the time when he was talking!
Dai Mubai sighed: "Brother, it's not that I said you, I told you to be more restrained at ordinary times, don't always look for green flowers, and occasionally change game, such as Alan, Sister Shiliu, Jin Ping'er, wouldn't there be no such thing today? Now people I can't bear to run away, are you comfortable?"
Ma Hongjun was helpless, "I know what you said, but I can't help it, once the evil fire comes up"
Dai Mubai also had a helpless expression on his face: "Going back, all the teachers are trying to solve your problem for you." Ling Feng frowned slightly, for Ma Hongjun's evil fire, he suddenly thought of a way, isn't it just to vent it? !
too easy!
"Little brother, I have a solution to your evil fire problem!"
Ling Feng said leisurely.
Both Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai were stunned, the dean had been thinking for a long time but couldn't find a suitable method, Ling Feng had a solution now.
"In what way?"
"Why do you have to be a real person? I can make a simulation doll for you."
Everyone was dumbfounded. They had never heard of the imitation dolls. In fact, the imitation dolls mentioned by Ling Feng can be understood in seconds as a modern teenager.
"What is a simulation doll?" Ma Hongjun asked.
Ling Feng smiled slightly, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened the video, and showed it to Ma Hongjun, "You pick out the type you like from among these women, and I will make you an identical one, and you can carry it with you when the time comes." When you need it, take it out and inflate it and use it.”
The few people standing by seemed to understand. Although they didn't know what Ling Feng was talking about, they sounded very reasonable.
Dai Mubai said in a low voice: "Brother Feng, by the way make me one more, so that I need it sometimes."
"Little San, do you want it?" Ling Feng casually asked Tang San.
Tang San glanced at Xiao Wu, he heard what Ling Feng said just now, although he didn't know what it was, what he was sure of was that it could solve a person's physiological needs, but he already had Xiao Wu up.
"I do not need!"
Hearing Tang San's answer, his originally lonely expression was suddenly full of joy, after all he didn't want Tang San to do that.
Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai took Ling Feng's phone and carefully flipped through the classic pictures inside, after a while, their eyes sparkled.
"We want this!"
The two said in unison.
As a result, Ling Feng glanced at his phone, and was surprised that the picture chosen by the two people turned out to be Miss Sarina.
hiss!
Ling Feng took a breath, and after a moment of silence, he smiled lightly.
"Unexpectedly, you all like big ones!"
Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun pretended not to hear Ling Feng's words, and looked around. Although this is not something to be ashamed of, as a teenager, one should still pay attention to their image.
After several people discussed the decision, they went to the cafeteria to eat.
The canteen of Shrek Academy, logically speaking, is not as good as Nuoding Elementary Soul Master Academy, it is just a small room with two wooden tables, and several teachers are sitting in the corner to eat at this time.
A few people walked in, and there were already delicious meals on the table.
"Hurry up and eat!"
Dean Flender greeted and sat down again.
"Are you Teacher Zao Wou-ki?" Xiao Wu asked curiously.
Zhao Wou-ki glanced at a few people, then quickly walked away, after all, his current appearance was indeed somewhat indecent.
In fact, Ling Feng is very clear that reinstalling the thing is not as simple as grafting saplings, if one is not careful, Zhao Wuji may bleed to death, so he plans to ask the system for help.
"Hey, system chick, can you do me a favor?"
"Don't disturb me watching the video, just tell me if you have anything to say."
"You are a woman anyway, and you still watch that kind of video?"
"What's the matter? Hurry up!"
Ling Feng is speechless, this dog system is getting more and more drifting, and he is so arrogant once in a while.
"Well, can you give me a medical kit or something? I'm going to help my teacher move the tree!"
"Host, your thoughts are so dirty!"
"Didn't you already know?"
system:"……"
After eating, Dai Mubai brought everyone to a house.
"In addition to the girl's room, there are two other rooms, so we can barely allocate them."
Tang San said: "I'll chase Brother Feng together! After all, Brother Feng and I are considered to be like-minded, whether it is the goal of cultivation or preferences, they are similar, and there will be no differences."
Dai Mubai nodded and said: "That's fine! Then Xiao Ao and Ma Hongjun live in one room. I live in one room with Ling Feng and Tang San."
When the result of this allocation came out, Oscar protested: "No! I don't want to live in the same room with Fatty, Boss Dai, let's change. You know, I'm just a food-type soul master, and my physical fitness is far inferior to that of the fat man. You attack-type soul masters, talk to Fatty, if he comes up with evil fire one night, how can I bear it, it is most suitable for you to live in a room with him."
Immediately, Boss Dai's face was covered with black lines, as for Ma Hongjun's evil fire, of course ordinary people couldn't bear it.
Ling Feng and Tang San restrained their voices, they both knew what Oscar was worried about.
Ma Hongjun wrapped his legs around Boss Dai, he laughed and said: "Boss Dai, you are my best brother, it is most suitable for us to live in one room, it is indeed like what Xiao Ao said, he is just an auxiliary soul master, you But a soul master of the assault system has absolutely good physique, so you can just give me a room!"
"Besides, why are you afraid of me? Brother treats you as brothers, and won't do anything to you!".
Dai Mubai felt a sudden tightening, Ma Hongjun's evil fire was also what Flender had said, it was almost the kind that erupted immediately.
Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a reward! !
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 97: Don't be afraid, there is me!
----------------
"Hmph, this is not a reason to rob people's girls!" Xiao Wu snorted coldly.
Ma Hongjun smiled wryly and said, "I didn't rob the women by force, it's all because of your will. The reason why Cuihua broke up with me was because she couldn't stand me."
Ling Feng teased: "What happened to Pinru?"
Ma Hongjun wiped off his cold sweat, "Am I the kind of casual person? Even if I am lustful, I am not the kind of casual person."
"Besides, don't break the law in broad daylight!"
Ling Feng wanted to cry, but this guy was driving all the time when he was talking!
Dai Mubai sighed: "Brother, it's not that I said you, I told you to be more restrained at ordinary times, don't always look for green flowers, and occasionally change game, such as Alan, Sister Shiliu, Jin Ping'er, wouldn't there be no such thing today? Now people I can't bear to run away, are you comfortable?"
Ma Hongjun was helpless, "I know what you said, but I can't help it, once the evil fire comes up"
Dai Mubai also had a helpless expression on his face: "Going back, all the teachers are trying to solve your problem for you." Ling Feng frowned slightly, for Ma Hongjun's evil fire, he suddenly thought of a way, isn't it just to vent it? !
too easy!
"Little brother, I have a solution to your evil fire problem!"
Ling Feng said leisurely.
Both Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai were stunned, the dean had been thinking for a long time but couldn't find a suitable method, Ling Feng had a solution now.
"In what way?"
"Why do you have to be a real person? I can make a simulation doll for you."
Everyone was dumbfounded. They had never heard of the imitation dolls. In fact, the imitation dolls mentioned by Ling Feng can be understood in seconds as a modern teenager.
"What is a simulation doll?" Ma Hongjun asked.
Ling Feng smiled slightly, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened the video, and showed it to Ma Hongjun, "You pick out the type you like from among these women, and I will make you an identical one, and you can carry it with you when the time comes." When you need it, take it out and inflate it and use it.”
The few people standing by seemed to understand. Although they didn't know what Ling Feng was talking about, they sounded very reasonable.
Dai Mubai said in a low voice: "Brother Feng, by the way make me one more, so that I need it sometimes."
"Little San, do you want it?" Ling Feng casually asked Tang San.
Tang San glanced at Xiao Wu, he heard what Ling Feng said just now, although he didn't know what it was, what he was sure of was that it could solve a person's physiological needs, but he already had Xiao Wu up.
"I do not need!"
Hearing Tang San's answer, his originally lonely expression was suddenly full of joy, after all he didn't want Tang San to do that.
Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai took Ling Feng's phone and carefully flipped through the classic pictures inside, after a while, their eyes sparkled.
"We want this!"
The two said in unison.
As a result, Ling Feng glanced at his phone, and was surprised that the picture chosen by the two people turned out to be Miss Sarina.
hiss!
Ling Feng took a breath, and after a moment of silence, he smiled lightly.
"Unexpectedly, you all like big ones!"
Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun pretended not to hear Ling Feng's words, and looked around. Although this is not something to be ashamed of, as a teenager, one should still pay attention to their image.
After several people discussed the decision, they went to the cafeteria to eat.
The canteen of Shrek Academy, logically speaking, is not as good as Nuoding Elementary Soul Master Academy, it is just a small room with two wooden tables, and several teachers are sitting in the corner to eat at this time.
A few people walked in, and there were already delicious meals on the table.
"Hurry up and eat!"
Dean Flender greeted and sat down again.
"Are you Teacher Zao Wou-ki?" Xiao Wu asked curiously.
Zhao Wou-ki glanced at a few people, then quickly walked away, after all, his current appearance was indeed somewhat indecent.
In fact, Ling Feng is very clear that reinstalling the thing is not as simple as grafting saplings, if one is not careful, Zhao Wuji may bleed to death, so he plans to ask the system for help.
"Hey, system chick, can you do me a favor?"
"Don't disturb me watching the video, just tell me if you have anything to say."
"You are a woman anyway, and you still watch that kind of video?"
"What's the matter? Hurry up!"
Ling Feng is speechless, this dog system is getting more and more drifting, and he is so arrogant once in a while.
"Well, can you give me a medical kit or something? I'm going to help my teacher move the tree!"
"Host, your thoughts are so dirty!"
"Didn't you already know?"
system:"……"
After eating, Dai Mubai brought everyone to a house.
"In addition to the girl's room, there are two other rooms, so we can barely allocate them."
Tang San said: "I'll chase Brother Feng together! After all, Brother Feng and I are considered to be like-minded, whether it is the goal of cultivation or preferences, they are similar, and there will be no differences."
Dai Mubai nodded and said: "That's fine! Then Xiao Ao and Ma Hongjun live in one room. I live in one room with Ling Feng and Tang San."
When the result of this allocation came out, Oscar protested: "No! I don't want to live in the same room with Fatty, Boss Dai, let's change. You know, I'm just a food-type soul master, and my physical fitness is far inferior to that of the fat man. You attack-type soul masters, talk to Fatty, if he comes up with evil fire one night, how can I bear it, it is most suitable for you to live in a room with him."
Immediately, Boss Dai's face was covered with black lines, as for Ma Hongjun's evil fire, of course ordinary people couldn't bear it.
Ling Feng and Tang San restrained their voices, they both knew what Oscar was worried about.
Ma Hongjun wrapped his legs around Boss Dai, he laughed and said: "Boss Dai, you are my best brother, it is most suitable for us to live in one room, it is indeed like what Xiao Ao said, he is just an auxiliary soul master, you But a soul master of the assault system has absolutely good physique, so you can just give me a room!"
"Besides, why are you afraid of me? Brother treats you as brothers, and won't do anything to you!".
Dai Mubai felt a sudden tightening, Ma Hongjun's evil fire was also what Flender had said, it was almost the kind that erupted immediately.
Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a reward! !
(End of this chapter)
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