Stealing system

Chapter 189 The Chang'e Goddess Baoding

In Fan Xiaojian's farm, there is a silver-haired man wearing a white Taoist robe embroidered with gold silk. Stars are embroidered on it, shining brightly. At first glance, he is worth a lot of money. This person is none other than Taibai Venus.

At this time, Taibai Jinxing looked anxious, looked out from time to time, or bowed his head in silence, or calculated with his fingers, but the result he got was not very satisfactory to him.

"Taibai Jinxing, what are you doing on my farm?" Fan Xiaojian couldn't help asking when he saw Taibai Jinxing's figure.

"Xiaoxian pays homage to Tianzun, the little expert who steals vegetables, and wishes Tianzun good fortune and boundless mana!" Hearing Fan Xiaojian's voice, Taibai Jinxing's face suddenly showed ecstasy, and then he bowed and said.

"Cough cough," Fan Xiaojian didn't expect that Taibai Jinxing would still flatter him, so he coughed lightly, then remembered his identity, immediately held his head high, and restored the majesty that the previous Tianzun should have said: "Speak, so What's the matter with hurrying to find the deity?"

"Sure enough, nothing can be hidden from Tianzun." After Taibai Jinxing flattered Fan Xiaojian again without any trace, he went straight to the topic and said to Fan Xiaojian: "Qi Tianzun, the enemy outside the territory has always been in the 33rd heaven. The outside stared at us as if staring at meat, although this time with the help of Tianzun, we got the magical poison and temporarily repelled the enemy, but how can we allow others to snore and sleep on the side of the couch, let alone they are so covetous."

"Since the beginning, there is only a thousand days to be a thief, and there is no reason for a thousand days to guard against a thief. I, the Jade Emperor, have been fighting hard, with great talents and general plans. In order to protect the common people, I have been working hard. Now seeing the opportunity to drive out the enemy outside the territory, I naturally don't want to miss it. , ready to lead the heavenly soldiers and generals, rush out of the 33rd layer, and catch the enemy by surprise..."

"The Jade Emperor is going to personally conquer?" Fan Xiaojian interrupted Taibai Jinxing, and asked with some doubts, this guy is okay, dare to personally conquer, it is much better than in Journey to the West.

Taibai Jinxing was not annoyed when Fan Xiaojian interrupted his words, but smiled awkwardly and said: "Well, our Majesty is Emperor Wen, so naturally it is impossible to rush to the front, and the imperial conscripts personally choose the generals... "

Fan Xiaojian laughed immediately when he heard the words, sure enough, the Jade Emperor still had the same thoughts in his heart, so he waved his hand and said: "Okay, there is no need to talk about these nonsense, what are you asking me for?"

"Of course it's a good thing, but it's a great thing. Tianzun, the little expert in stealing food, this is our initiative to attack the enemy. Naturally, we want to teach those enemies outside the territory a painful lesson, and this is also the best way to gain merit. A good way, the Jade Emperor is grateful for Tianzun's help last time, so he wants to share part of this merit with Tianzun, does Tianzun still have the same poison as last time in his hands?"

What Taibai Jinxing said was righteous and awe-inspiring, and it sounded like the Jade Emperor bestowed such an opportunity, so that Fan Xiaojian could be grateful to the other party while taking out the things. In Fan Xiaojian's territory, he thought he was hiding his "greedy" look very well, but Fan Xiaojian stared straight into his eyes.

Damn, these guys really are human beings who have lived for an unknown number of years. They don't want to feed the horse, but want the horse to run faster?The means of this glove white wolf was actually used on his own head. Although he also needs merit points very much, he can't just give them to them so easily, otherwise he really thinks that he is easy to talk about.

Fan Xiaojian waved his hand directly, using the skill of "I am the master of my territory", drove Taibai Jinxing out directly, and said in his ear: "Go and tell the Jade Emperor, this Tianzun has no shortage of merit points."

Taibai Jinxing, who was moved thousands of miles away, was a little dumbfounded. To be honest, the reason why he said such words was after careful consideration and careful investigation.

They found that Tianzun, the little vegetable stealer, seemed to care a little about merit, and this was the only one they found that was not a handle, so this time Taibai Jinxing negotiated with this condition, although it is not [-]% sure, but there are six or seven He still has a sense of self.

But who would have thought that after hearing his proposal, this little vegetable stealer would dare to come out so directly, so simply, could he be wrong?
It's just that Taibai Jinxing naturally didn't want to leave like this. He patted his chest with the Jade Emperor to guarantee it. Naturally, he had no face and went back in such a disheveled manner. In this regard, it is necessary to blackmail a sum from the other party's hands, and he must take care of that guy when he goes back.

"Tianzun, Xiaoxian knew it was wrong, Xiaoxian knew it was wrong, Tianzun's magic power is boundless, and his merits are the same as good fortune, so naturally there is no lack of merit points," Taibai Jinxing begged, playing the pitiful card, forced out two tears and said: "My lord Tianzun, today the people of the world are suffering from enemies from outside the territory. Many families are separated from their wives. Most of the soldiers died in battle, and their wives were widowed.

Taibai Jinxing hesitated for a while, and then said: "If Tianzun still lacks a few maids, and the Jade Emperor still has a few daughters, if you want to see which ones, you tell me, and I will talk to the Jade Emperor, six fairies That’s right, sisters are of the same heart, if they can get the mercy of the Heavenly Venerable, that is their blessing.”

Seeing Fan Xiaojian, Taibai Jinxing was still a little hesitant, and immediately gritted his teeth, as if he had made up his mind and said, "It's fine if Tianzun likes the seven fairies, and the seven fairies are also very beautiful people. As for Dong Yong, I'll leave it to Xiaoxian." explain."

Hearing this, Fan Xiaojian couldn't laugh or cry. He was originally thinking that if he used the common people in the world as an excuse, he could justifiably collect merit points, but he didn't know what to get out of it. Originally, he only had more than 200 merit points. Because it cost a hundred to hide the sword in the farm backpack, so there are only more than 100 left, that is to say, only one item can be brought up, so it is weighing.

Who knew that being regarded by Taibai Jinxing as dissatisfaction, Fan Xiaojian was also drunk, but he didn't smile, and said with a straight face: "Nonsense, what is the status of this Tianzun, how can he compete with a little fairy for his wife, bah, this Tianzun How can I be tempted by these fairies, let alone them, even if Chang'e is here, I am a god..."

As Fan Xiaojian was talking, he suddenly remembered that the somewhat silly, white and sweet Chang'e in Guanghan Palace had come, and he almost forgot that at the beginning, he said that he wanted to protect her. This silly loli is too easy to be bullied, and she is alone The Guanghan Palace is deserted, it's pitiful.

Taibai Jinxing was greatly relieved when he heard that Fan Xiaojian didn't like the Seven Fairies. After all, it's better to do less things like breaking up couples, but what he didn't expect was that Fan Xiaojian stopped when he said Chang'e. All of a sudden, the heart that he had just let go came to his throat again, and this time he was more nervous than before, and Chang'e was a more troublesome existence.

He remembered the poem written by a poet named Li Shangyin at that time in the mortal world. The last two lines were "Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir, and the blue sea and blue sky will be heart-warming every night", which is a true portrayal of Chang'e.

The reason why Chang'e is so miserable is because she offended another powerful being, the queen mother who is almost equal to the Jade Emperor, and was ordered by her to lock up the palace forever. She came out because the Queen Mother was more difficult to speak than the Jade Emperor.

Fan Xiaojian let out a long breath and said, "Go and tell the Jade Emperor to tell Chang'e not to live in Guanghan Palace, but to move to my place."

Anyway, this is still my territory, I want to see who can bully her under my nose, alas, why is my heart so kind, Fan Xiaojian said with a pretentious sigh.

Sure enough, what should come is still coming, Taibai Jinxing said with some embarrassment: "Heavenly Lord forgives sins, it's not that Xiaoxian doesn't want to, it's because this matter is the Queen Mother's order, even the Jade Emperor can't say anything, but Queen Mother Notoriously hard-hearted, I'm afraid she won't agree to this."

In fact, the Jade Emperor had thought about getting Chang'e out a long time ago. After all, such a silly, sweet, and pitiful person would be tempted by him, but it was a pity that he was directly rejected by the Queen Mother.

"Huh, no one dares to say no to this Tianzun yet. You can go back and tell the Jade Emperor or the Queen Mother. Just say that this Tianzun left the words here. If Chang'e doesn't come, then let that The Queen Mother is here, if the Queen Mother dares not to come, then don’t blame the Tianzun for putting the last dichlorvos into his fairy pond, you must have seen the power of the poison, don’t let the Tianzun do it, then the Tianzun Chang’e will be safe " Fan Xiaojian's aura of being the only one in the sky and the earth immediately frightened Taibai Jinxing.

How could Taibai Jinxing have thought that Tianzun, a little expert in stealing food, would not play cards according to common sense, and dared to threaten the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother for a little Chang'e. Even Yuanshi Tianzun had never been so crazy. One copy, especially the last sentence, which has the aura of a world-class hero. He is really convinced, anyway, this matter will cause headaches for the people above, so he bowed and said: "Yes, Lord Tianzun Wait, Xiaoxian will go and convey your decree to the Jade Emperor and the others, and let them make the final decision."

Fan Xiaojian nodded when he heard the words, and let Taibai Jinxing leave. After the other party left, Fan Xiaojian also returned to reality, and called Jason the Scar directly via sound transmission.

"Master, I brought you the bazooka you wanted. What's the use of this thing?" Scar Jason was a little curious. It stands to reason that the missile rain back then could not hurt his master at all, and the gun in his hand The weapon is more than dozens of times more powerful than this bazooka. The master's sword can split the ship in two. The bazooka is absolutely impossible. The master should not care about this heavy 'gadget', so I am very curious .

"There are some things that you can't know now." Fan Xiaojian replied lightly.

After hearing Fan Xiaojian's words, Scar Jason didn't feel displeased in the slightest. Instead, he felt even happier. If he can't know now, that means he can know in the future. It's a great honor for him to be able to know the master's secret!

Naturally, Fan Xiaojian would not pay attention to Scar Jason's flamboyance. At this time, he was chatting with the system elves.

"Elf, I want to take this bazooka to the fairy world." Fan Xiaojian said in his heart.

"Master, this bazooka is very powerful. If you want to take it to the fairy world, or cause a great impact, so the required merit point is [-], and the master only has [-] merit points, which cannot be fulfilled." The system elf refused. road.

Fan Xiaojian was taken aback when he heard the words. He originally thought that the exchange price for each item was also fixed, but he didn't expect there to be a difference, but Fan Xiaojian quickly thought, no, it stands to reason that his sword is also very powerful. No matter what, one hundred merit points can be fulfilled.

The system elf seemed to know Fan Xiaojian's doubts, and immediately explained: "Master, although your sword is powerful, you mainly use it for access, so one hundred merit points are enough, but if you want to give it to others, Then one thousand merit points are needed, and of course, if the sword spirit is united and given to other people, the merit points required will be massive."

It was only then that Fan Xiaojian realized that there were still so many Daodaos in it, and then he turned his head to Scar Jason with some embarrassment and said, "Xiaodao, do you have anything less powerful than this bazooka?"

Scar Jason was even more puzzled when he heard the words, but this time he was smarter and didn't ask, but said: "I'm afraid it's a grenade if it's a little less powerful than a bazooka. If it's a little bit smaller, it's just a gun." !"

Hearing this, Fan Xiaojian double-checked it immediately. The grenade is a range attack, while the attack power of the gun is relatively small, but it focuses on persistence, so he couldn't help asking the system elf: "Elf, can the [-] merit points of the grenade be exchanged?" , how many bullets can you exchange for if you exchange it?"

"Grenades are enough. If you want to exchange them for guns, the number of bullets depends on the size of the damage. However, there can't be too many bullets. At most, there are only about ten bullets. Therefore, it is recommended to use mines." The elf said in a very humane manner.

"Okay, let's go with the grenade." Fan Xiaojian chose the elf's suggestion, asked Scar Jason to fetch the grenade, and then came to the heaven again.

When I came to the Heavenly Court this time, besides Taibaijinxing, there was also a little loli Chang'e. As for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, they would not come. They were threatened by everyone, so how could they have the face to come here.

Fan Xiaojian threw the grenade over, and after seeing Taibai Jinxing catch it in a panic, he smiled lightly, told the other party how to use the grenade, and specially reminded the other party that this thing must be used in crowded places.

Taibai Jinxing's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he happily retreated and returned to his life.

Fan Xiaojian no longer paid attention to the other party, but looked at the little girl who was looking puzzled, and couldn't help smiling, "Chang'e, we meet again."

After saying this, Chang'e became even more puzzled. When did we meet, but she didn't ask, but rather restrainedly blessed Fan Xiaojian: "Little fairy Chang'e pays homage to the Heavenly Lord."

Fan Xiaojian nodded lightly and said, "Chang'e, would you like to live with me and help me take care of the flowers and plants?"

Chang'e already understood the whole story, although she didn't understand why Tianzun helped her, but it was much better here than Guanghan Palace, and according to Taibai Jinxing, Tianzun turned his face for herself and the Queen Mother, how could she not Knowing what is good or bad, he bowed again and said: "Everything is subject to the arrangement of Tianzun."

Right here, a system message suddenly came.

(End of this chapter)