My roommate is Keisha

Chapter 194 Ruined the Dream of My [-] Million Girls!
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"Wait a minute, that bastard is a country bumpkin who defecates everywhere! Then he will just shit right away!"

"Hey, it's disgusting! No, I can't bear this kind of humiliation. I have to punish him! With the personality of a country bumpkin, I would really think that this big hole can defecate anywhere! I can't fall into it!"

Di Leina thought with a complicated face, and was very worried in her heart. She was really afraid that Zhou Xingxing would take off her pants in mid-air to fart or defecate.

Hey, from the perspective of the pit, although the probability is very average, it is just as easy to turn yourself into a shit person.

Cuckoo———!
"Damn it! My stomach feels uncomfortable, I have a bit of diarrhea! No, I can't help it! There is a hole here, anyway, no one just let me relax!" Suddenly, Zhou Xingxing's stomach growled, doing He was sweating profusely, as if he would really have diarrhea.

When Di Leina in the deep pit heard these words, she instantly became dazed, with ten thousand alpacas running wildly in her heart, really wanting to defecate anywhere.

And it's still diarrhea, Di Leina imagined that style of painting, it's just ruthless, she is the number one princess of Lieyang Star.

If it was really polluted by the excrement of the bumpkin, Di Lena would definitely commit suicide immediately, and she would still have diarrhea.

Diarrhea is uncontrollable, referred to as diarrhea, and the excrement will turn into a large pile of yellow and foul-smelling unknown liquid, which is terrible.

Tatata———!
"I can't bear it anymore!!" Zhou Xingxing added fuel to the fire and said aggressively.

In the nick of time, Di Leina hurriedly shouted: "Slow down!!"

"You bumpkin, you can't defecate anywhere, or you'll be thrown into prison."

"Who's talking!! Damn it." Zhou Xingxing pretended to be panicked.

Di Leina continued to hold back halfway, she couldn't let Zhou Xingxing know that she dug the pit by herself and fell into it herself.

This is a very embarrassing thing. She tried to use her voice to intimidate Zhou Xingxing. She personally thinks that once Zhou Xingxing knows that there are other people.

It should be impossible to continue to try to shit in the pit. In this way, I will not come forward, and I can still get a perfect solution.

However.
Di Leina underestimated Zhou Xingxing's shameless behavior, and saw Zhou Xingxing said without the slightest fear: "None of your business! I'm going to be so lazy today!"

"Even the sun god can't stop me, I said!! Don't try to stop me!"

"Damn it! This guy is really not an ordinary person, his face may be hundreds of times thicker than a pig's skin. No, I can't keep pretending!"

Hearing this, Di Leina was terrified again, she didn't intend to keep pretending to be calm, and shouted: "You country bumpkin, hurry up and pull this princess up!!"

"Hillbilly, huh? Isn't Di Leina paying attention to adults??"

"What's going on, why are you in this pit!"

In other words, Zhou Xingxing showed a surprised expression, and one hand emitted a golden light, illuminating Di Leina's face like a light bulb.

Di Leina's head was covered with water, and her body was dirty and covered with mud. It was just dust, but Zhou Xingxing sprinkled water on her body.

As a result, the mud was polluted and turned into thin mud. In addition, the thin mud of Lieyang Star is brown. If you don't look carefully, you may think it's really shit.

"His Royal Highness! Are you playing hide-and-seek with someone?" Zhou Xingxing looked at Di Leina with a playful expression, which was self-evident.

Di Leina cursed in her heart, playing your uncle's hide-and-seek, you damn bumpkin, you have no quality at all, you really are low-civilized.

But Di Leina couldn't say that on the surface, because she knew very well that she was Her Royal Highness, and Lie Yangxing was highly civilized.

You can't speak vulgar words, otherwise it will affect your noble and holy appearance.
Di Lena took a deep breath, coughed a few times, and said solemnly: "Ahem! It's so interesting. Don't waste time, quickly take me out!"

"Otherwise, this princess will complain to the higher authorities about you defecating everywhere!"

"Although defecating indiscriminately is just an uncivilized behavior, you are different. You represent Angel Nebula. You can't embarrass Angel Nebula!"

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As soon as this remark came out, Zhou Xingxing was slightly taken aback. He was indeed not an ordinary person. He was only seven years old but knew a lot of truths. He would be the future Sun Goddess in vain.

IQ is still very smart, and Hua Ye is the exact opposite, one is the stupid son of the landlord's family, and the other is the goddess who inherits the inheritance.

Such a comparison is really a world of difference, which made Zhou Xingxing smile.

If it was Hexi, he might really be controlled by Di Leina's words, after all, he cared too much about Angel Nebula's development and image.

But it's a pity that Di Leina is facing Zhou Xingxing, and she is just a guest of Angel Nebula, so there is no need to give everything for Angel Nebula.

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Zhou Xingxing looked at Di Leina with a half-smile, and said with a smile: "Your Highness, you can climb out by yourself! You are a princess, and you can't rely on others to get out every day!"

"Since it's a hole you dug yourself, then you can climb out by yourself, that's the way to go!"

Swish, swish, swish!
As soon as Zhou Xingxing finished speaking, Di Leina was startled for a moment, thinking that this guy actually knew, this would be troublesome.

How should I answer is reasonable, otherwise Zhou Xingxing will definitely sue his father.

Di Leina said softly: "Well, I don't understand what you are talking about, he is just a cute kid!"

"What digging. I don't know anything about it! And why would I dig a hole and jump myself. Am I that stupid? I was looking for you and Aunt Kesha to attend the dinner party!"

"But I never thought that the one who suffered a thousand dollars would dig a big hole here! I couldn't stabilize myself and had to fall! I asked for help for a long time."

"No one has responded!! Uncle, can you help me? I am too young to climb up! You are a good person!"

While talking, Di Leina blinked her beautiful big eyes quickly, giving people a natural dumb vision of innocence and harmlessness to humans and animals.

If it is a lolicon, it is estimated that at this moment, it has been instantly killed by the cute Di Leina, and even turned into a licking dog.

It's a pity that Zhou Xingxing is not a lolicon, but a veritable Yujiekong, because loli doesn't have the figure that Zhou Xingxing likes.

Zhou Xingxing said bluntly: "You should save yourself if you act like a baby! I won't believe you and I've been watching since you dug a hole!"

"And you fell into the pit because I was already prepared! If you give me a suitable benefit, I will carry you out, or you will spend the night alone in the pit tonight!"

"You, you, you bastard!! You actually knew that I was inside, and even pissed in it and pretended to be stupid! What's your intention!"

Hearing this, Di Leina couldn't keep calm, one of her battle plans was predicted by Zhou Xingxing, and then Zhou Xingxing catered to her with a face of cooperation.

As a gifted girl, Di Lena was frustrated for the first time.

The most important thing is that there is dirty mud all over his body, as well as "piss" and sweat on his head. He had paid so much, but Zhou Xingxing dismissed him with a single sentence.

Zhou Xingxing shrugged helplessly, and said, "I should ask what your intentions are! You actually dug a hole to trap me and I have no grievances with you!"

"But you want to harm me, you brat is really not cute at all!"

"You ruined my [-] million teenage dreams!! You bastard. I want to fuck you!" Di Leina said angrily, poking out her cherry mouth.

　Two more today, three more tomorrow. . . .

　　
　
(End of this chapter)