My roommate is Keisha
Chapter 308 He's Not Even Qualified To Be My Sister's Dog Lick!
Chapter 308 He's Not Even Qualified To Be My Sister's Dog Lick!
Click————!
A stone path in the back garden of the Chang'an City Imperial Palace was slowly pushed open by Li Bai.
Li Bai took a deep breath and said, "This is the back garden of the Holy Majesty, and usually no one would come here! It used to be a secret passage built by the Holy Majesty!"
"At the beginning, it was said that she played hide-and-seek with her sister and asked the stonemasons to dig it out, but the stonemasons have already died after that!"
"The entire palace may only be known to the current Holy Majesty and his married sister"
"And the important parts of the palace are monitored by the demon king's people, but there is no back garden, because there is a basement in the back garden!"
"This basement is a secret base temporarily created by the National Teacher to study some things. The thing you want must be hidden here!"
"So under normal circumstances, there will be no demon king here. The same saint usually rests in the imperial study room. There is a secret passage in the egg imperial study room that can connect to the Lingyan Pavilion in the back garden!"
"We will go to Lingyan Pavilion in a while to discuss with the current Holy Master!!"
"Why do you have to be so troublesome?? And you guarantee that there will be no demon king in Lingyan Pavilion??" Zhao Ziyun said suspiciously.
Li Bai smiled faintly. Of course he was aware of Zhao Ziyun's dissatisfaction, but he was not angry. He continued to explain: "There are 24 pictures of heroes hanging in Lingyan Pavilion! Half of them have passed away!"
"But they are full of righteousness, especially Qin Shubao's picture, which was specially made by the previous heads of your Taoist sect!"
"Let's not talk about the monster race, even a little bit of evil will be expelled! It has been listed as a forbidden picture, and the monster race is not willing to approach Lingyan Pavilion at all!"
"On the contrary, the Demon King has been looking for opportunities to let the national teacher find a way to cancel the Lingyan Pavilion!! If you want to say that the safest place in the palace, it is just the Lingyan Pavilion!!"
Kakaka———!
As soon as these words came out, Zhao Ziyun could only keep his mouth shut, while Zhao Longxiang looked at the palace with admiration, he was the head of this Taoist sect.
But because Li Shimin doesn't like Taoism, this is also the first time he has come to the palace. He didn't expect the palace to be so magnificent, which is amazing.
Zhou Xingxing asked: "Qin Shubao shouldn't have passed away in this era, right?"
"Yes. But he is old, he has already quit the Tang regime, and he has returned home with medical care and food. He probably doesn't know about the Yaozu!"
"Otherwise, with his personality, he will definitely join this battle regardless! The Holy Majesty has always told me not to spread the word, so that Qin Shubao can spend his old age in peace!"
"After all, Datang can say that part of the country was conquered by him alone!! His Majesty feels very guilty for not being named Prince!"
"I know Qin Shubao! My master once said that he is a formidable character, and several heads of Taoist sects used to call him old man!"
"That is a chivalrous and courageous man! Although he is only a generation of generals, the monsters will lose without fighting when they see him!"
"It is said that he once defeated a demon king-level monster with his own martial arts! It seems that this time the monster clan has calculated!"
"The practice of the monster clan can make the life span exceed the limit. Thousands of years, ten thousand years are no problem, while the life span of human beings is only a hundred years"
"This group of monsters can be said to deliberately consume the generals of the Tang Dynasty, so they have the courage to swear their sovereignty!" When Li Mo talked about Qin Qiong, his eyes lit up, and he looked like a little fan, very real .
This made Zhao Ziyun couldn't help but snorted coldly, and walked forward.
"What are you talking about, teacher, will my master and the others really come?" Li Mo snorted softly, approached his face, and asked with a puzzled expression.
Li Bai lowered his voice, and replied: "I will come this time, although they, a group of veteran priests, don't like people from the Taoist sect!"
"However, in the face of the national crisis, we have to cooperate with them once. The Taoist sect is just the two of them now, and there is no big storm!"
"We just need to beat the drums. There is no other way! I thought there were only two nobles, but I didn't expect there to be two uninvited guests!"
"Okay. I hope these Taoists don't lose the chain at the critical moment. Otherwise, the plan will fail, and the second will let them expose their tracks!!" Li Mo could only sigh helplessly.
On Zhou Xingxing's side, the cat demon said cautiously: "Hey, human beings"
"I don't call you hello, my name is Lin Zhengxing. What's the matter with you? Don't you want to go to the toilet and report the news?" Zhou Xingxing asked back.
The cat demon was ashamed, and suddenly said with a dark face: "What are you thinking? I, Su Miao, am not that kind of demon! I just want to remind you."
"Those two Taoists are not good things, one is greedy for money, the other is lustful! You didn't kill me just now, I kindly remind you"
"That lecherous one seems to have his eyes on your wife! He will definitely find a chance to strike. Save yourself being stabbed in the back!"
"People like them, I have long wanted to cut them into pieces. If the demon king said that it would be useful to keep them, hehe! There is no way I would be captured alive by you!"
Yes, the cat demon was unlucky. It originally planned to kill Zhao Ziyun and Zhao Longxiang, and then return to Chang'an the same way.
If the plan has not changed, it will definitely miss Zhou Xingxing, and there is no need to meet Zhou Xingxing, although Prince Leopard will die suddenly.
But the result is the same, but it is precisely because the demon king said that Taoist fathers and sons are useful, so it is retained to control the unlucky fathers and sons.
Who would have thought that someone who was immune to her charms would capsize in the gutter, and in the end, she would almost be cleaned up by the demon king and shut herself up forever.
The cat demon not only has the ability to control a man's thoughts, but also has the ability to read memories. The cat demon read a lot of pictures from the minds of Zhao Ziyun and Zhao Longxiang that made him feel sick.
The kind that can't eat for a few days. It doubts that such an idiot can be qualified to be the head. Human beings are really sad.
At the same time, it was precisely because of this idea that the demon king took a fancy to it, so the lives of the two fathers and sons were preserved, which symbolized that the last savior of mankind was dead.
First, it can increase the morale of the demon clan, and second, it can reduce the hope of human beings, so that human beings can be defeated without a fight, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.
It's a pity that the appearance of Zhou Xingxing made this seamless scheme come to naught.
"Oh! Whatever you want. If he really has the ability to pry the corner of the wall, I have no complaints and I am afraid that I will kill myself!!"
Zhou Xingxing didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even wanted to laugh a little. He actually had an affair with Kaisha, and he was another fool who wanted to die.
The last one who had an idea about Kaisha, now I don’t know where to dig coal on that planet
It seemed that this time, another bastard who planned to accompany Hua Ye to dig coal.
Don't say too much, just say the simplest point, with Zhao Ziyun's appearance, he is not as handsome as Su Marie, nor is he as handsome as Hua Yu.
Not even as manly as I am, wanting to taste swan meat
In terms of ability, as a low-level civilized planet, the delusion of the cold weapon era is married to a planet that has produced a large number of laser cannons in the high era?
This is completely whimsical. It is estimated that even the Freljord Galaxy looks down on a fool like Zhao Ziyun.
"Aren't you worried?? Aren't you human beings most afraid of something called a green hat? Are you afraid that he will give you a green hat?" the cat demon asked curiously.
Zhou Xingxing laughed and said, "Is he? He doesn't deserve it. Look at it, no accident, as long as he shows a little bit, then the result will make your eyes shine that I am not such an easy-to-conquer woman!"
"In our world, there is a kind of unrequited love called licking the dog! Licking the dog until the end is nothing, not even a word of thanks for being a good person!"
"And he, he's not even worthy of being my slacker's licking dog!!"
(End of this chapter)
Click————!
A stone path in the back garden of the Chang'an City Imperial Palace was slowly pushed open by Li Bai.
Li Bai took a deep breath and said, "This is the back garden of the Holy Majesty, and usually no one would come here! It used to be a secret passage built by the Holy Majesty!"
"At the beginning, it was said that she played hide-and-seek with her sister and asked the stonemasons to dig it out, but the stonemasons have already died after that!"
"The entire palace may only be known to the current Holy Majesty and his married sister"
"And the important parts of the palace are monitored by the demon king's people, but there is no back garden, because there is a basement in the back garden!"
"This basement is a secret base temporarily created by the National Teacher to study some things. The thing you want must be hidden here!"
"So under normal circumstances, there will be no demon king here. The same saint usually rests in the imperial study room. There is a secret passage in the egg imperial study room that can connect to the Lingyan Pavilion in the back garden!"
"We will go to Lingyan Pavilion in a while to discuss with the current Holy Master!!"
"Why do you have to be so troublesome?? And you guarantee that there will be no demon king in Lingyan Pavilion??" Zhao Ziyun said suspiciously.
Li Bai smiled faintly. Of course he was aware of Zhao Ziyun's dissatisfaction, but he was not angry. He continued to explain: "There are 24 pictures of heroes hanging in Lingyan Pavilion! Half of them have passed away!"
"But they are full of righteousness, especially Qin Shubao's picture, which was specially made by the previous heads of your Taoist sect!"
"Let's not talk about the monster race, even a little bit of evil will be expelled! It has been listed as a forbidden picture, and the monster race is not willing to approach Lingyan Pavilion at all!"
"On the contrary, the Demon King has been looking for opportunities to let the national teacher find a way to cancel the Lingyan Pavilion!! If you want to say that the safest place in the palace, it is just the Lingyan Pavilion!!"
Kakaka———!
As soon as these words came out, Zhao Ziyun could only keep his mouth shut, while Zhao Longxiang looked at the palace with admiration, he was the head of this Taoist sect.
But because Li Shimin doesn't like Taoism, this is also the first time he has come to the palace. He didn't expect the palace to be so magnificent, which is amazing.
Zhou Xingxing asked: "Qin Shubao shouldn't have passed away in this era, right?"
"Yes. But he is old, he has already quit the Tang regime, and he has returned home with medical care and food. He probably doesn't know about the Yaozu!"
"Otherwise, with his personality, he will definitely join this battle regardless! The Holy Majesty has always told me not to spread the word, so that Qin Shubao can spend his old age in peace!"
"After all, Datang can say that part of the country was conquered by him alone!! His Majesty feels very guilty for not being named Prince!"
"I know Qin Shubao! My master once said that he is a formidable character, and several heads of Taoist sects used to call him old man!"
"That is a chivalrous and courageous man! Although he is only a generation of generals, the monsters will lose without fighting when they see him!"
"It is said that he once defeated a demon king-level monster with his own martial arts! It seems that this time the monster clan has calculated!"
"The practice of the monster clan can make the life span exceed the limit. Thousands of years, ten thousand years are no problem, while the life span of human beings is only a hundred years"
"This group of monsters can be said to deliberately consume the generals of the Tang Dynasty, so they have the courage to swear their sovereignty!" When Li Mo talked about Qin Qiong, his eyes lit up, and he looked like a little fan, very real .
This made Zhao Ziyun couldn't help but snorted coldly, and walked forward.
"What are you talking about, teacher, will my master and the others really come?" Li Mo snorted softly, approached his face, and asked with a puzzled expression.
Li Bai lowered his voice, and replied: "I will come this time, although they, a group of veteran priests, don't like people from the Taoist sect!"
"However, in the face of the national crisis, we have to cooperate with them once. The Taoist sect is just the two of them now, and there is no big storm!"
"We just need to beat the drums. There is no other way! I thought there were only two nobles, but I didn't expect there to be two uninvited guests!"
"Okay. I hope these Taoists don't lose the chain at the critical moment. Otherwise, the plan will fail, and the second will let them expose their tracks!!" Li Mo could only sigh helplessly.
On Zhou Xingxing's side, the cat demon said cautiously: "Hey, human beings"
"I don't call you hello, my name is Lin Zhengxing. What's the matter with you? Don't you want to go to the toilet and report the news?" Zhou Xingxing asked back.
The cat demon was ashamed, and suddenly said with a dark face: "What are you thinking? I, Su Miao, am not that kind of demon! I just want to remind you."
"Those two Taoists are not good things, one is greedy for money, the other is lustful! You didn't kill me just now, I kindly remind you"
"That lecherous one seems to have his eyes on your wife! He will definitely find a chance to strike. Save yourself being stabbed in the back!"
"People like them, I have long wanted to cut them into pieces. If the demon king said that it would be useful to keep them, hehe! There is no way I would be captured alive by you!"
Yes, the cat demon was unlucky. It originally planned to kill Zhao Ziyun and Zhao Longxiang, and then return to Chang'an the same way.
If the plan has not changed, it will definitely miss Zhou Xingxing, and there is no need to meet Zhou Xingxing, although Prince Leopard will die suddenly.
But the result is the same, but it is precisely because the demon king said that Taoist fathers and sons are useful, so it is retained to control the unlucky fathers and sons.
Who would have thought that someone who was immune to her charms would capsize in the gutter, and in the end, she would almost be cleaned up by the demon king and shut herself up forever.
The cat demon not only has the ability to control a man's thoughts, but also has the ability to read memories. The cat demon read a lot of pictures from the minds of Zhao Ziyun and Zhao Longxiang that made him feel sick.
The kind that can't eat for a few days. It doubts that such an idiot can be qualified to be the head. Human beings are really sad.
At the same time, it was precisely because of this idea that the demon king took a fancy to it, so the lives of the two fathers and sons were preserved, which symbolized that the last savior of mankind was dead.
First, it can increase the morale of the demon clan, and second, it can reduce the hope of human beings, so that human beings can be defeated without a fight, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.
It's a pity that the appearance of Zhou Xingxing made this seamless scheme come to naught.
"Oh! Whatever you want. If he really has the ability to pry the corner of the wall, I have no complaints and I am afraid that I will kill myself!!"
Zhou Xingxing didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even wanted to laugh a little. He actually had an affair with Kaisha, and he was another fool who wanted to die.
The last one who had an idea about Kaisha, now I don’t know where to dig coal on that planet
It seemed that this time, another bastard who planned to accompany Hua Ye to dig coal.
Don't say too much, just say the simplest point, with Zhao Ziyun's appearance, he is not as handsome as Su Marie, nor is he as handsome as Hua Yu.
Not even as manly as I am, wanting to taste swan meat
In terms of ability, as a low-level civilized planet, the delusion of the cold weapon era is married to a planet that has produced a large number of laser cannons in the high era?
This is completely whimsical. It is estimated that even the Freljord Galaxy looks down on a fool like Zhao Ziyun.
"Aren't you worried?? Aren't you human beings most afraid of something called a green hat? Are you afraid that he will give you a green hat?" the cat demon asked curiously.
Zhou Xingxing laughed and said, "Is he? He doesn't deserve it. Look at it, no accident, as long as he shows a little bit, then the result will make your eyes shine that I am not such an easy-to-conquer woman!"
"In our world, there is a kind of unrequited love called licking the dog! Licking the dog until the end is nothing, not even a word of thanks for being a good person!"
"And he, he's not even worthy of being my slacker's licking dog!!"
(End of this chapter)
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