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Chapter 53 Too Real Old Dog!

The long-haired pigs fell down and were on the verge of death, which was equivalent to providing Zhou Xingxing with almost three years of meat delicacies.

Long-haired pigs are very heavy, and the meat of long-haired pigs is rich in protein, and the delicacies made can restore physical strength.

It's just that long-haired pigs are generally wild beasts that live in groups, so not many people dare to hunt and kill them, unless they are angels in the Angel Jury.

However, these angels do not have so much space every day, so the price of long-haired pigs has been doubled, which is very powerful.

Now this group of long-haired pigs were knocked down one by one by Ergouzi, which gave Zhou Xingxing a good way to make a fortune.

Clap clap———!
Erha patted the dust off his body, looked at the downed long-haired pig with disdain, and said, "A bunch of trash! There's no one to beat!"

"I didn't expect you, as a Tai Chi gossip user, to be hunted down by such a group of beasts. It's really embarrassing, Zhou Xingxing!"

"Er Gouzi, do you know Tai Chi?" Zhou Xingxing said in a daze.

Erha replied: "This deity not only knows Taijiquan, Qishangquan, Cunquan and Hongquan are all first-class masters in ancient martial arts!"

"Just now, the old man used the most basic form of Taijiquan, using Yin against Yang. It has the effect of hitting the target's soul! Once the soul is seriously injured."

"Then the target will fall down and be on the verge of death, and it will take a week at the latest to wake up!"

"Also. The old man's name is Ward Tian, ​​and Weisen Mona is so handsome! Don't call him Er Gouzi!"

"Good Er Gouzi!" Zhou Xingxing blushed for a while, a dog still playing with these fancy things, does he really think he is a fool?
As soon as Er Gouzi appeared, Zhou Xingxing knew that this product must have been hatched from the egg of the divine beast given to him by the system last time.

I thought it would be a cool pet like a dragon and phoenix, but I didn't expect it to be a two-headed pet.

Fortunately, this Erha has some unusual abilities, otherwise Zhou Xingxing would cut it off with a single knife, marinate it to taste, and cook it with oil.

The system said: "Host, this dog race is husky, but the ancient martial god favors him. His attack power is very strong, and his IQ is very average!"

"Although he is handsome, he will turn into a licking dog when he sees a beautiful woman! He is as unscrupulous as you!"

"In addition, the dog's physical body is currently equivalent to the third-generation divine body, and its energy has reached the peak of the distraction period! It can also repair its own damage!"

"It's just a first-order divine pet. Generally speaking, it's not perfect, but it's very suitable for the host!"

"What?? What's the matter with the first rank of divine pet?" Zhou Xingxing asked in confusion.

The system replied: "God pets are divided into childhood stage, growth stage, mature stage, and full stage! Each stage has different abilities to awaken!"

"They need to refresh their experience bar without fighting to advance! When they reach a certain situation, give an advanced pill to cross the next stage!"

"Wait a minute, this Advanced Pill must need a lot of hatred, right??" Zhou Xingxing frowned, and found that things were not as simple as imagined.

The system prompts a window, opens a shop sign, and says, "That's right! The basic and advanced Dan needs [-] hatred points!"

"Then it's [-], [-]! Increase the hatred value by five times!"

"Your Ergouzi is currently in the growth stage, and the next advancement requires [-] hatred points! Come on, host, earn more hatred points!"

"In addition, the host's second dog will only heal the wounds on his body if he drinks beer. Any beer will do. He has an immortal body!"

Swish, swish, swish!
A lot of data was sent out, which made Zhou Xingxing suddenly feel that half of his hair was missing. Maybe this is the same sadness as a programmer.

[-] hate points, it will probably take a month to collect that much, right? ?
Zhou Xingxing let out a long sigh, took out a cigarette from his purse, and planned to take a puff to calm down his emotions. This system is a bottomless pit.

I plan to let myself work for the rest of my life, life span, abilities, and weapons are all related to hatred.

Click————!
As soon as the cigarette came out, Er Gouzi snatched it, snapped his fingers, and said arrogantly: "Stinky boy, light a cigarette for the old man!"

"Maybe the old man is interested and can teach you a few tricks to get along!"

However, as soon as Er Gouzi finished speaking, a big bag appeared on his head, and the smoke in his hand rose slowly, but he had an unlovely expression on his face.

Yes, Zhou Xingxing dealt with it ruthlessly, knowing that it was his pet who was so arrogant, of course, as the owner, he would not let it go.

Er Gouzi didn't complain at all, he was still smoking to enjoy the happy time of his life.

"Stop pretending to me, I thought it was something sacred! I didn't expect it to be you, silly dog, and you will officially change your name to Ergouzi from tomorrow!"

"Stop pretending to me, or I will beat you once a day until you suspect that you are a dog!" Zhou Xingxing said in a warning tone.

Er Gouzi exhaled a smoke ring helplessly, and said, "It's really Longyou being played by shrimps in shallow water, and a tiger falling in Pingyang being bullied by dogs! Maybe this is the life of this old man!"

"It's over, brush off your clothes and hide your identity and name! This is the old man!"

"Nimma." Hearing this, Zhou Xingxing was surprised again, but he didn't expect it to be a dog that loves to pretend.

Crackling————!
Immediately there was a burst of madness and screams, and Er Gou lifted ten long-haired pigs by himself, followed Zhou Xingxing's buttocks with bruised noses and swollen faces.

Zhou Xingxing looked around. The range of the winter forest was the widest among the four seasons forests, and he would spend three days and three nights in the four seasons forest.

One day and one night will be spent in the winter forest, and a hiding place must be found, and these long-haired pigs will be taken away as dry food.

rustle----!
Suddenly, Zhou Xingxing looked up and found that there was a dark cave in front of him, and wolves howled all around.

This made Zhou Xingxing confirm the news that this position is very suitable for him.

Although it is likely to be the main place for wolves' night activities, the most dangerous place is the safest, and wolves can act as bodyguards.

A cold snap hit, Zhou Xingxing yelled: "Er Gouzi, hurry up, we will temporarily live in that cave for one night today!"

"What you said is simple, and it's not your resistance! Although these guys are rubbish, they still have some weight! How fast is this old man!"

Er Gouzi had a depressed expression on his face, as if he had been treated so horribly and unfairly for the first time.

Zhou Xingxing was slightly taken aback, remembered something, and said with a smile: "If I arrive in 3 minutes, I will introduce you to a girlfriend!"

Whoosh whoosh———!
As soon as this remark came out, an afterimage swept away, and Er Gouzi had arrived at the cave in a blink of an eye, and lit a fire. This process only took three seconds
Er Gouzi said seriously: "Why are you so slow! Are you riding a snail?"

"..., real! You are so fucking real!" Zhou Xingxing complained.

Sure enough, it was a perverted dog. When he heard that his girlfriend was running faster than a rabbit, he was panting just now, and in a blink of an eye he looked like a sports car.

He was not out of breath, and even looked relaxed.

"This kid did it on purpose." Zhou Xingxing came to such a reasonable conclusion that Er Gouzi deliberately pretended to be tired to deceive himself.

The cave, here is just a cave, not a tunnel that can go deep.

The cave is so big that the long-haired pigs can be put down, and the heavy snow outside cannot rush in.

Because of Ergouzi's fire, the cave was extra warm, as if changing from winter to summer.

Er Gouzi said solemnly: "Boss, you said you must introduce me to a girlfriend! I don't want a dog, I want a real beauty!"

Snapped----!
With the sound of a slap, half of Er Gouzi's face swelled up, and he held the grill with one hand and turned over a huge piece of long-haired pork tenderloin.

　One more, recommended tickets! !
　　


(End of this chapter)