I can't be stable in the full-time mage world
Chapter 18 Golden Thighs!Zhan Kong
Chapter 18 Golden Thighs!Zhan Kong
"What annoyance! Why is it always me who gets hurt?" Shen Ming looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, that was melancholy!
Shen Ming unknowingly walked to the door of a bar. The melancholy Shen Ming walked into the bar by accident!
Under the dim light, the explosive music made the night that should have been silent become a little crazy.All kinds of people on the dance floor lost their disguise here, releasing their desire and madness to their heart's content.
Shen Ming was sitting by the bar, he wasn't interested in participating in the dance party, but he was still interested in drinking a glass of wine.
"Just make a drink!"
"Okay, sir!"
The bartender brilliantly twirled the bartending tool in his hand, and soon a glass of blood-colored liquid was pushed in front of Shen Ming.
"Intestinal piercing bitter wine, please use it slowly!"
Shen Ming raised the wine glass with great interest, the scarlet and turbid liquid seemed to be mixed with a little black, which looked extremely weird.
"Oh? Bitter wine? This wine really suits my current mood!"
Shen Ming didn't talk nonsense, he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, a pungent and irritating feeling filled his mouth, burning his throat, the irritating feeling slowly flowed down the esophagus, and finally flowed to the In the stomach, after a while of struggling, it regained its calm.
It was the first time for Shen Ming to drink alcohol in this life, but for Shen Ming who was an alcoholic in his previous life, he could know the quality of a glass of wine in seconds from the entrance.
"Not bad! This wine suits my taste, let's have another glass!" Shen Ming licked his lips. Originally, he just wanted to relieve his mood, but he didn't expect it.There are also windfalls.
"Sir, are you sure you want another drink? Gut-piercing bitter wine is our signature drink, [-] a glass, okay?" The bartender smiled and looked at Shen Ming inquiringly.
"Nani? Thirty-five thousand! Why don't you go grab it?" Shen Ming almost choked to death without taking a sip of wine, and he was only worth 15 by himself. This glass of wine cost me thirty-five thousand. this is!
"You asked me to have a drink, of course I picked the expensive one!" The bartender spread his hands, showing innocence.
Shen Ming shook his head with a headache, his heart was bleeding, the money spent was too distressing!
"Bring me a bottle of whiskey, the price shouldn't be that exaggerated?"
"Not this one! The normal gear only needs 800."
"Then get me a bottle, and give me ten hockey pucks, the ones without gloves!"
Bartender: "..."
……
Shen Ming, who was leaning against the bar, listened to the explosive DJ, and his mood gradually improved.
"Sure enough ice hockey and whiskey are the best choice!" Shen Ming shook the brown liquid in the glass and nodded in satisfaction.
The bartender who was still digging the ice ball with red hands on one side widened his eyes, as if he was about to eat Shen Ming.
Is this meow a human thing?It doesn't matter if you chisel the puck, but you are not allowed to wear gloves!It's fine if you don't allow gloves, but there are still ten of them!
Even though he hated Shen Ming very much in his heart, the bartender could only obediently chisel at this moment!After all, the customer is God, and if God has spoken, can he stop doing it?
"Dude, would you like a drink?"
Shen Ming was enjoying the pleasure brought by whiskey when a middle-aged man with a beard and a cigarette patted Shen Ming on the shoulder.Under the light, the hair that is so greasy that it explodes looks like it has been putty!
"Brother, you seem to have found the wrong person when you come to the bar for a drink, I'm a serious straight man! And even if I'm crooked, I'm afraid your image is too real!" Shen Ming may have borrowed Alcohol, without saving the other party's face, replied back.
The middle-aged man didn't seem to be angry because of Shen Ming's words, Fan Fan suddenly hugged Shen Ming unceremoniously, sniffed the smell of his body almost pervertedly, and seemed to enjoy the smell of Shen Ming's body.
"Crazy!" Shen Ming pushed away the perverted guy in front of him. He stepped on dog shit every day, and met these weird guys all the time.
"The smell of blood! The smell of blood is very strong, even though you have treated it! But it is still very strong!" The middle-aged man threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, and grinned at Shen Ming, revealing that he was at this moment. Under the atmosphere, there is an extremely weird smile now.
Hearing the other party's words, Shen Ming's nerves tensed up, and he stared at the middle-aged man in front of him with wide eyes.
"I forgot to tell you, I'm actually a border guard! There is no one who is more familiar with the smell of blood than us!" The man that year slowly stretched out the glass of whiskey in Shen Ming's hand, and took it away politely. Came over and drank it down.
"Are you here to trouble me?" Although Shen Ming said so, he was actually ready to run away at any time.
"Don't be nervous, I'm not the kind of person who is looking for trouble! The bloody smell on your body smells like a demon and a person. Maybe under other circumstances, I should take you down directly! But now, let's It's a drinking buddy!
Don't be smart and try to escape, you haven't paid the bill yet!You can't escape! "The middle-aged man said to himself, and refilled himself another glass while talking.
"So you want to say that all of this is a coincidence! Then I'm really unlucky!" Shen Ming spread his hands, and his body relaxed again. Although the man in his eyes didn't release any breath, Shen Ming's His intuition told him that he couldn't escape!
"It's not a coincidence. Although I didn't come to ask for trouble, I did come to find you! The monster you killed was supposed to be my prey, and I was going to use it for a long line to catch big fish! I didn't expect to be caught by you! Cut off Hu.
What I'm curious about is the people of the Judgment Council, why did they arrest you?Why are you still saving her? "
When Shen Ming heard this, the cold sweat on his back kept breaking out.It seems that I not only saved Tangyue, but also saved myself!
"Can I say it's all a misunderstanding?" Shen Ming smiled wryly and shook his head. Things seemed to be getting more and more complicated. How could there be such a big deviation between real life and the original stable plan!
"Misunderstanding! I believe it!" The middle-aged man did not hesitate at all, and even nodded frankly.
"A Lei?" Shen Ming was a little confused, what was going on in this guy's mind?This seems to be playing out of the routine, how should I proceed?
Don't you doubt it?Is it so disrespectful?
"I see people very accurately, your talent is good! But your personality is a bit bad, it seems a bit pessimistic? It seems that you had a miserable childhood, right? Shen Ming! You can't die from lightning strikes, son of the scourge! You are famous now! !"
"I don't want this kind of reputation. If you want it, you can take it!" Shen Ming said with a smile, not too surprised that the other party knew his identity.
After all, although the school didn't make too much publicity about being struck by lightning, many people knew about it. Coupled with the various versions spread by those students, it was indeed "famous".
"Unfortunately, there is nothing interesting to talk about." The middle-aged man swung his wine glass and pouted his lips, seemingly dissatisfied.
"You invited me to drink today. I never owe favors! If you have any troubles in the future, you can report my name, and there will be a date, right?" The middle-aged man put down his wine glass, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and turned around swaggeringly leave.
"Report your name? I don't even know who you are, what a fart!" Shen Ming couldn't help complaining in his heart.
"By the way, I forgot to tell you, my name is Zhan Kong!" The man turned back with a confident smile, and then disappeared into the crowd.
"Zhan Kong! Golden thighs!" Shen Ming gasped, never expecting that the scruffy man in front of him would be Zhan Kong!This coincidence is too outrageous!
"I don't have a halo too, do I?"
……
"It's weird. I didn't see Shen Ming all day yesterday, and Teacher Tang Yue disappeared? They haven't come back yet, and they won't go..." Zhang Xiaohou had a wretched smile on his face, and he elbowed him. Arriving at Mo Fan on the side.
"Brother Fan, Brother Ming doesn't want you, right? You two broke up?" Zhang Xiaohou said in a strange way.
"What are you farting? It's weird. That guy often skips class, how do I know if he skipped class again? Teacher Tang Yue may have something to do! Why do you want us to worry? Besides, how can I Do you feel that there are other meanings in your words? What the hell is breaking up?" Mo Fan squinted his eyes, always feeling that there was something in Zhang Xiaohou's words.
"It's nothing, it's nothing..." Zhang Xiaohou waved his hands again and again, secretly calling himself cheap.
"By the way, Brother Fan, is the Stardust magic weapon easy to use? I heard that the effect of that thing is amazing!" Zhang Xiaohou hurriedly changed the subject.
But Zhang Xiaohou didn't expect that his words were deeply wronged by Mo Fan's heart.
"roll!"
Mo Fan is so miserable!Damn little loach, you accompany me with my Stardust Magic Tool!
"It seems that the plan has to be carried out earlier, Mingzi can't blame me!" Mo Fan shook his head and took out the communicator from his pocket.
……
"Giggle cluck..."
"Hey! Isn't it that funny?" Shen Ming looked at Ye Xinxia, who couldn't laugh or cry, and was in a bad mood.
"No, no! It's not very funny, it's very funny, Brother Shen Ming!" Ye Xinxia laughed so hard that she didn't show any restraint.
Shen Ming touched his smooth and smooth head, and seeing Ye Xinxia smiling like a blooming flower, he couldn't help himself to laugh too.
"Little girl, Mo Fan is not here now, if you laugh again, I will bully you." Shen Ming pinched the soft flesh on Xiaoxiao's face, and said in a non-threatening tone.
"Sure! As long as it's brother Shen Ming, Xinxia doesn't care!" Ye Xinxia squinted her eyes and smiled even more happily.
"I... really have nothing to do with you!" Shen Ming smiled helplessly and shook his head, not knowing why, seeing Ye Xinxia smiling so happily, Shen Ming's previous troubles seemed to disappear completely.
……
Thanks to the horse god egg, book friend 20190620131434030 for the 100 starting point reward ()
(End of this chapter)
"What annoyance! Why is it always me who gets hurt?" Shen Ming looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, that was melancholy!
Shen Ming unknowingly walked to the door of a bar. The melancholy Shen Ming walked into the bar by accident!
Under the dim light, the explosive music made the night that should have been silent become a little crazy.All kinds of people on the dance floor lost their disguise here, releasing their desire and madness to their heart's content.
Shen Ming was sitting by the bar, he wasn't interested in participating in the dance party, but he was still interested in drinking a glass of wine.
"Just make a drink!"
"Okay, sir!"
The bartender brilliantly twirled the bartending tool in his hand, and soon a glass of blood-colored liquid was pushed in front of Shen Ming.
"Intestinal piercing bitter wine, please use it slowly!"
Shen Ming raised the wine glass with great interest, the scarlet and turbid liquid seemed to be mixed with a little black, which looked extremely weird.
"Oh? Bitter wine? This wine really suits my current mood!"
Shen Ming didn't talk nonsense, he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, a pungent and irritating feeling filled his mouth, burning his throat, the irritating feeling slowly flowed down the esophagus, and finally flowed to the In the stomach, after a while of struggling, it regained its calm.
It was the first time for Shen Ming to drink alcohol in this life, but for Shen Ming who was an alcoholic in his previous life, he could know the quality of a glass of wine in seconds from the entrance.
"Not bad! This wine suits my taste, let's have another glass!" Shen Ming licked his lips. Originally, he just wanted to relieve his mood, but he didn't expect it.There are also windfalls.
"Sir, are you sure you want another drink? Gut-piercing bitter wine is our signature drink, [-] a glass, okay?" The bartender smiled and looked at Shen Ming inquiringly.
"Nani? Thirty-five thousand! Why don't you go grab it?" Shen Ming almost choked to death without taking a sip of wine, and he was only worth 15 by himself. This glass of wine cost me thirty-five thousand. this is!
"You asked me to have a drink, of course I picked the expensive one!" The bartender spread his hands, showing innocence.
Shen Ming shook his head with a headache, his heart was bleeding, the money spent was too distressing!
"Bring me a bottle of whiskey, the price shouldn't be that exaggerated?"
"Not this one! The normal gear only needs 800."
"Then get me a bottle, and give me ten hockey pucks, the ones without gloves!"
Bartender: "..."
……
Shen Ming, who was leaning against the bar, listened to the explosive DJ, and his mood gradually improved.
"Sure enough ice hockey and whiskey are the best choice!" Shen Ming shook the brown liquid in the glass and nodded in satisfaction.
The bartender who was still digging the ice ball with red hands on one side widened his eyes, as if he was about to eat Shen Ming.
Is this meow a human thing?It doesn't matter if you chisel the puck, but you are not allowed to wear gloves!It's fine if you don't allow gloves, but there are still ten of them!
Even though he hated Shen Ming very much in his heart, the bartender could only obediently chisel at this moment!After all, the customer is God, and if God has spoken, can he stop doing it?
"Dude, would you like a drink?"
Shen Ming was enjoying the pleasure brought by whiskey when a middle-aged man with a beard and a cigarette patted Shen Ming on the shoulder.Under the light, the hair that is so greasy that it explodes looks like it has been putty!
"Brother, you seem to have found the wrong person when you come to the bar for a drink, I'm a serious straight man! And even if I'm crooked, I'm afraid your image is too real!" Shen Ming may have borrowed Alcohol, without saving the other party's face, replied back.
The middle-aged man didn't seem to be angry because of Shen Ming's words, Fan Fan suddenly hugged Shen Ming unceremoniously, sniffed the smell of his body almost pervertedly, and seemed to enjoy the smell of Shen Ming's body.
"Crazy!" Shen Ming pushed away the perverted guy in front of him. He stepped on dog shit every day, and met these weird guys all the time.
"The smell of blood! The smell of blood is very strong, even though you have treated it! But it is still very strong!" The middle-aged man threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, and grinned at Shen Ming, revealing that he was at this moment. Under the atmosphere, there is an extremely weird smile now.
Hearing the other party's words, Shen Ming's nerves tensed up, and he stared at the middle-aged man in front of him with wide eyes.
"I forgot to tell you, I'm actually a border guard! There is no one who is more familiar with the smell of blood than us!" The man that year slowly stretched out the glass of whiskey in Shen Ming's hand, and took it away politely. Came over and drank it down.
"Are you here to trouble me?" Although Shen Ming said so, he was actually ready to run away at any time.
"Don't be nervous, I'm not the kind of person who is looking for trouble! The bloody smell on your body smells like a demon and a person. Maybe under other circumstances, I should take you down directly! But now, let's It's a drinking buddy!
Don't be smart and try to escape, you haven't paid the bill yet!You can't escape! "The middle-aged man said to himself, and refilled himself another glass while talking.
"So you want to say that all of this is a coincidence! Then I'm really unlucky!" Shen Ming spread his hands, and his body relaxed again. Although the man in his eyes didn't release any breath, Shen Ming's His intuition told him that he couldn't escape!
"It's not a coincidence. Although I didn't come to ask for trouble, I did come to find you! The monster you killed was supposed to be my prey, and I was going to use it for a long line to catch big fish! I didn't expect to be caught by you! Cut off Hu.
What I'm curious about is the people of the Judgment Council, why did they arrest you?Why are you still saving her? "
When Shen Ming heard this, the cold sweat on his back kept breaking out.It seems that I not only saved Tangyue, but also saved myself!
"Can I say it's all a misunderstanding?" Shen Ming smiled wryly and shook his head. Things seemed to be getting more and more complicated. How could there be such a big deviation between real life and the original stable plan!
"Misunderstanding! I believe it!" The middle-aged man did not hesitate at all, and even nodded frankly.
"A Lei?" Shen Ming was a little confused, what was going on in this guy's mind?This seems to be playing out of the routine, how should I proceed?
Don't you doubt it?Is it so disrespectful?
"I see people very accurately, your talent is good! But your personality is a bit bad, it seems a bit pessimistic? It seems that you had a miserable childhood, right? Shen Ming! You can't die from lightning strikes, son of the scourge! You are famous now! !"
"I don't want this kind of reputation. If you want it, you can take it!" Shen Ming said with a smile, not too surprised that the other party knew his identity.
After all, although the school didn't make too much publicity about being struck by lightning, many people knew about it. Coupled with the various versions spread by those students, it was indeed "famous".
"Unfortunately, there is nothing interesting to talk about." The middle-aged man swung his wine glass and pouted his lips, seemingly dissatisfied.
"You invited me to drink today. I never owe favors! If you have any troubles in the future, you can report my name, and there will be a date, right?" The middle-aged man put down his wine glass, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and turned around swaggeringly leave.
"Report your name? I don't even know who you are, what a fart!" Shen Ming couldn't help complaining in his heart.
"By the way, I forgot to tell you, my name is Zhan Kong!" The man turned back with a confident smile, and then disappeared into the crowd.
"Zhan Kong! Golden thighs!" Shen Ming gasped, never expecting that the scruffy man in front of him would be Zhan Kong!This coincidence is too outrageous!
"I don't have a halo too, do I?"
……
"It's weird. I didn't see Shen Ming all day yesterday, and Teacher Tang Yue disappeared? They haven't come back yet, and they won't go..." Zhang Xiaohou had a wretched smile on his face, and he elbowed him. Arriving at Mo Fan on the side.
"Brother Fan, Brother Ming doesn't want you, right? You two broke up?" Zhang Xiaohou said in a strange way.
"What are you farting? It's weird. That guy often skips class, how do I know if he skipped class again? Teacher Tang Yue may have something to do! Why do you want us to worry? Besides, how can I Do you feel that there are other meanings in your words? What the hell is breaking up?" Mo Fan squinted his eyes, always feeling that there was something in Zhang Xiaohou's words.
"It's nothing, it's nothing..." Zhang Xiaohou waved his hands again and again, secretly calling himself cheap.
"By the way, Brother Fan, is the Stardust magic weapon easy to use? I heard that the effect of that thing is amazing!" Zhang Xiaohou hurriedly changed the subject.
But Zhang Xiaohou didn't expect that his words were deeply wronged by Mo Fan's heart.
"roll!"
Mo Fan is so miserable!Damn little loach, you accompany me with my Stardust Magic Tool!
"It seems that the plan has to be carried out earlier, Mingzi can't blame me!" Mo Fan shook his head and took out the communicator from his pocket.
……
"Giggle cluck..."
"Hey! Isn't it that funny?" Shen Ming looked at Ye Xinxia, who couldn't laugh or cry, and was in a bad mood.
"No, no! It's not very funny, it's very funny, Brother Shen Ming!" Ye Xinxia laughed so hard that she didn't show any restraint.
Shen Ming touched his smooth and smooth head, and seeing Ye Xinxia smiling like a blooming flower, he couldn't help himself to laugh too.
"Little girl, Mo Fan is not here now, if you laugh again, I will bully you." Shen Ming pinched the soft flesh on Xiaoxiao's face, and said in a non-threatening tone.
"Sure! As long as it's brother Shen Ming, Xinxia doesn't care!" Ye Xinxia squinted her eyes and smiled even more happily.
"I... really have nothing to do with you!" Shen Ming smiled helplessly and shook his head, not knowing why, seeing Ye Xinxia smiling so happily, Shen Ming's previous troubles seemed to disappear completely.
……
Thanks to the horse god egg, book friend 20190620131434030 for the 100 starting point reward ()
(End of this chapter)
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