From the Nine Uncle Movies

Chapter 5 Are all Taoists so picky?

In the evening, Fang Zhengqing got ready to take a break and continue on his way tomorrow morning.

When Fang Zhengqing was about to fall asleep, he suddenly heard the sound of "Dong Dong Dong...", Fang Zhengqing suddenly became extremely energetic.

What followed was the murmur of reciting scriptures.After a while.The sound of scriptures finally stopped, and there was another sound of clanging gold and iron.

Fang Zhengqing rubbed his chin, thinking whether he should go over and knock that monk out!
"It's really annoying, this dead monk, he knocks endlessly every day, and always knocks when others are going to sleep! It's really unbearable!" The four-eyed Taoist curse came from outside.

Immediately afterwards, something seemed to fall to the ground, and Taoist Simu said angrily: "Cotton doesn't work, coconut shell doesn't work..."

Fang Zhengqing decided to go out and have a look. Although he knew that the four-eyed priest was not long, he also knew that the four-eyed priest would not give up easily.

As soon as Fang Zhengqing came out, he saw the four-eyed Taoist priest coming out of the back room aggressively holding a sandalwood box.

"Taoist priest, what are you going to do?" Fang Zhengqing was stunned, because he thought it would be more appropriate for the four-eyed Taoist priest to hold a stick. What are you doing with a box?
Daoist Simu snorted coldly: "Go buy a house!" After finishing speaking, he strode forward, but in a hurry, his foot tripped. Although the person did not fall, the box fell to the ground, and the contents inside After throwing it out, Fang Zhengqing looked at the little yellow croaker on the ground with an unnatural expression.

Let me go, are all Taoist priests so rich, but I also think of Jiale's clothes. Unfortunately, money belongs to money, but they are all picks.

The four-eyed priest put the little yellow croaker into the box, ignored Fang Zhengqing, and strode directly to the next door.

After a while, Fang Zhengqing sat in the living room and watched the Taoist priest with four eyes come back holding the box, and asked, "Did the Taoist priest solve it?"

"Dong dong dong..." Well, I knew it when I heard the sound.

Simu Taoist took out a clay doll somewhat similar to Master Yixiu. The base of the clay doll seemed to have a handprint on it, and proudly said: "It will be solved in a while!"

Seeing this, Fang Zhengqing understood, knowing that Simu was preparing to trick Master Yixiu.Fang Zhengqing praised Taoist Master Simu in his heart, he has not turned into a zombie yet, he needs to sleep, the person who disturbs people's dreams is the worst!
Taoist Simu quickly set up a simple altar. In front of the altar, Taoist Simu pasted the talisman paper on the straw figure, then cut off the handprint on the base of the clay doll, and wrapped it in the yellow talisman Recite the spell silently, then ignite it and throw it into the cinnabar ink, and then apply the cinnabar ink on the straw man.

After some operations, as the four-eyed priest began to cast spells with his hands, the sound of chanting next door suddenly stopped.

Fang Zhengqing ran over secretly, came to the window to peek, and saw Master Yixiu uncontrollably hugging the wooden fish and throwing it to the ground hard.After that, there was dancing and laughing again, and even one tooth was pulled out. It was not until Qingqing fed Master Yixiu a head of garlic that he released the control.

Seeing this, Fang Zhengqing hurriedly slipped back, originally wanting to remind Priest Simu that his technique had been broken, but found that Master Yixiu had arrived, and Master Yixiu also realized that Priest Simu had done it, so he rushed over quickly coming.

Fang Zhengqing was in his room watching Master Yixiu coming in with a mirror behind his back, looking around with a half-smile.

The four-eyed priest couldn't figure out what Master Yixiu was thinking, but when he was caught doing it, he could only laugh twice.

Master Yixiu, taking advantage of the unpreparedness of the four-eyed priest, took out the mirror and looked at the four-eyed priest, and the four-eyed priest was frozen.

As master Yixiu cast a spell, he urged the mirror to turn a few times, and then master Yixiu took a puppet from Qingqing's hand and pressed it on the mirror.

Master Yixiu: "Simu, did you mess with me just now?"

"no!"

Seeing that the four eyes were stiff, Master Yixiu handed the puppet to Qingqing and said, "This doll is quite fun. I'll go back and change. You can play slowly."

Qingqing nodded and took it.The four-eyed Taoist priest was still fixed in place, and he didn't know why, watching Qingqing approaching, he said with a guilty conscience: "What are you going to do?"

"Are you playing tricks on my master?" Qingqing asked angrily.

"No, it's not me, how could it be me?" Simu resolutely refused to admit it.

"No?" Qingqing naturally didn't believe it, the dharma altar was still nearby

"Pull my master's teeth and see how I can fix you." As she spoke, Qingqing took out a firecracker and stuffed it into Simu's mouth.

"Hey, don't, Jiale come and save me, woo..."

Jia Le ran out after hearing the words, but was stared at by Jing Jing, and retreated back!
Fortunately, the power of firecrackers is not great.

Qingqing took out a firecracker again: "Tell me, are you playing tricks on my master?"

"It's me!" Simu admitted this time.

Qingqing: "Why are you playing tricks on my master?"

"Should I play, I can't play." Four-eyed Dao said firmly.

"Play, okay, I'll play with you."

Qingqing brought a bamboo stool, plugged it with an air fire, and tied the puppet to the air fire.

The four-eyed Taoist master synchronized with the puppet's movements, and he now knows that the puppet has the same nature as their Taoist magic straw man.

"Hey, don't mess around!" The face of the four-eyed priest changed.

"Am I messing around?"

Qingqing smiled, pointed the fire at the wall, and lit the fuse.

Whoosh!
Daqihuo flew out with the puppet and hit the wall, and Daoist Four Eyes also flew out and hit the wall.

"Oh, you killed me, hey, stop making trouble, it will be troublesome if you kill someone!" Simu, who fell on the ground, cried out in pain.

"Hmph! Watch me shoot you into the sky."

Qingqing took out another air fire, and tied the puppet to this air fire, and this air fire was facing the roof.

"Hey, stop playing, people will die!!" Daoist Simu said in shock.

"Who told you to play tricks on my master! I'll shoot you into the sky to see if you still dare to bully others."

Seeing this, Fang Zhengqing was about to go out to stop him, when Master Yixiu came out and stopped his apprentice, looking at Simu: "Simu, how about we clear up?"

Four eyes: "No way!"

Master Yixiu: "Jingjing, send him to heaven!"

"it is good!"

Seeing that Jingjing really wanted something, she panicked and said, "Okay, okay, it's clear!"

At this time, Jia Le came out at the right time and asked, "Master, how can my master solve it?"

"Give him a jar of sesame oil!"

Seeing that the farce was over and the sound of chanting was gone, Fang Zhengqing hurried to rest.

The next day, at dawn, Fang Zhengqing was woken up, but it wasn't a person who called him, but the voice in his head.

"The system detects that there is corpse poison nearby. This corpse poison is formed after a person dies and naturally becomes a zombie. Moreover, this zombie was in a high position during his lifetime, with dragon energy and national luck in his body. After death, he accidentally remained in the corpse. The corpse poison is of high quality. , after infection, the host can see it visually, suggesting that the host is infected!"

Fang Zhengqing got up quickly, but he was stunned when he looked outside. Is this zombie so powerful that he can act during the day?

(End of this chapter)