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Chapter 29 Don't Talk to Strangers
Chapter 29 Don't Talk to Strangers
Are you happy, I am happy, what is happiness, let me tell you
The song "Ode to Happiness" echoed throughout the room.
On the sofa, Wu Ming stared coldly at the front. There was a metal cage, and there were two dejected Smurfs with unhappy expressions on their faces.
Obviously, even though the song is called Ode to Joy, the Smurfs are still not happy.
In Wu Ming's left hand is a Kodak Duck, and in his right hand is a rattle, with gloomy eyes dripping water.
He couldn't believe that even after trying to coax the child, why the Smurf was still unhappy.
"Tell me, what do you want?" Wu Ming tapped his fingers on the sofa and asked the two Smurfs in a deep voice.
Hearing such words, Smurf turned his head away in disdain and didn't even look at Wu Ming.
On the other side, Sister Lan blinked her eyes and said in an almost begging tone, "Please, please die, why don't you die! Hit your head against the wall, or blow your head from the window It’s okay to jump down!”
"You're joking!" Hearing Smurf Smurf's request, Wu Ming couldn't believe that the two Smurfs hated him so much.
This is hating oneself for not dying, angering oneself for not dying, how much hatred this must be.
"We don't want anything, we just want you to die. Hang yourself, choke on water, hit a wall, or even choke on food! Please, please die, die quickly!"
Sister Lan prayed again and again, begging Wu Ming to die in the next moment.
It's a pity that today's gods are obviously not on duty at home.
Sister Lan's request was doomed to fail, and the only thing she got was that Wu Ming was really disgusted.
"Didn't you hear that good people don't live long, and evil people last for thousands of years? Alright, let's change the subject, I won't die even if you die."
Wu Ming waved his hand, signaling Sister Lan to stop talking.
Hearing Wu Ming's words, Sister Lan sat in a corner of the iron cage, crying with grief and indignation.
But Benben shook his head and shook his head. First, he tugged at the corner of Sister Lan's clothes comfortingly, and then said, "Do you really want to know, what do we want?"
"Say it quickly, don't fix those useless things."
"There is only one thing we want, and that is...freedom!"
As soon as the word "Freedom" was uttered, Sister Lan stopped crying and looked at Wu Ming instead.
Wu Ming sat quietly on the sofa, his dark eyes swept over the two Smurfs, and he whispered: "Freedom, what a noble name!"
"Can you agree?" Unknowingly, Benben had used honorifics and looked at Wu Ming expectantly.
Wu Ming chuckled, shook his head resolutely, and said in a deep voice, "You are free, so what should I do?"
discouraged
Benben and Sister Lan were desperate, they cuddled each other in the iron cage, and there was no hope left in their eyes.
If it is destined in life that one's life can only be spent in a cold iron cage, then what is the difference between death and death.
Thinking of the terrible future, even the Smurfs, who are naturally happy, can't help but despair.
"There is no real freedom, as long as a short-term freedom is okay."
"Short freedom, what is that?"
The word freedom affected the minds of the two Smurfs, and they couldn't help asking Wu Ming.
Wu Ming pondered for a moment, and then said after a while: "Well, it's definitely not okay to go on in a stalemate. Why don't we each take a step back and come together to seek common ground while reserving differences.
First of all, I need the essence of happiness, there is no doubt about it.And you, need freedom, need to find happiness.How about this, we can think from another angle, you are protected by me and provide me with the essence of happiness.And I am no longer restricting your freedom, and both sides will achieve a win-win situation! "
Such conditions, compared to being locked in an iron cage for a lifetime, can be described as extremely relaxed.
Wu Ming didn't bother the two Smurfs thinking, because he knew that with the wisdom of the Smurfs, he must understand where his bottom line was.
Compromise is not for the sake of giving in, but because the other party to the compromise has something that you value.
Wu Ming has already made up his mind in his heart, if this method doesn't work, he really has nothing to say.
"Can you go into more detail?"
After the two Smurfs whispered, they didn't say anything more, vowing to die not to collude with evil.
After all, Wu Ming was the one taking the initiative, and the two Smurfs had no room for bargaining, which was already a bottom line.
"During the day, you go out to play happily, and come back at night to provide me with happiness essence. And I will provide you with food, shelter, and shelter. This is our win-win situation!
Of course, this is the first chance and the last chance.If you don't cherish it and try to slip away from me, I don't need to say anything about the consequences! "
The two smurfs shuddered at the threatening words.
They looked at each other, and finally, under the witness of Wu Ming, they nodded heavily and said, "Okay, we agree!"
"Smart decision!"
Wu Ming waved to the iron cage, caught the two Smurfs out, and said: "Before you go out to play, I will cast magic on you to hide your whereabouts. Remember, there are many bad people in this world. If caught by others, it will be handed over to the country!"
"Give us to the country, why, who is the country, is he fierce?"
The two Smurfs don't know why, and they don't know the concept of country at all.
Wu Ming didn't want to explain, but just waved his hand, threatening: "If you are handed over to the country, you will be cut straight in the middle by a group of people with knives. Believe me, compared to large-scale experimental institutions, my place is simply heaven ! If you are caught, even if I rescue you, you will be punished cruelly!"
The name country, which first appeared in the mind of the Smurfs, became synonymous with horror.
The two Smurfs nodded subconsciously, just like chickens eating rice.
Seeing this scene, Wu Ming sneered, slowly stretched out his finger, and touched Smurf's forehead.
"Seeing and not seeing. Listening and not hearing. Magic positioning"
The spell-casting ring flashed red, and Wu Ming released several spells in succession to hide the Smurfs from being discovered.
After everything was over, Wu Ming withdrew his finger and looked towards the two Smurfs.
To the eye, the appearance of the two Smurfs is blurred, which is due to Wu Ming being a spellcaster.If ordinary people saw it, it would be an empty space, and they would never see the Smurfs at all.
"Okay, you can go out now. Remember, come back before the sun goes down, and don't talk to strangers." Wu Ming waved his hand, indicating that the two Smurfs could leave.
The next moment, Ben Ben took Lan Meimei's hand and quickly jumped off Wu Ming's body.
Shouting freedom, the two of them rushed to the outside world along the door opened by Wu Ming.
"free!"
A deep sneer echoed in the room.
In the room, Wu Ming was sitting on the sofa, and in front of him was a water mirror image of two Smurfs running outside.
(End of this chapter)
Are you happy, I am happy, what is happiness, let me tell you
The song "Ode to Happiness" echoed throughout the room.
On the sofa, Wu Ming stared coldly at the front. There was a metal cage, and there were two dejected Smurfs with unhappy expressions on their faces.
Obviously, even though the song is called Ode to Joy, the Smurfs are still not happy.
In Wu Ming's left hand is a Kodak Duck, and in his right hand is a rattle, with gloomy eyes dripping water.
He couldn't believe that even after trying to coax the child, why the Smurf was still unhappy.
"Tell me, what do you want?" Wu Ming tapped his fingers on the sofa and asked the two Smurfs in a deep voice.
Hearing such words, Smurf turned his head away in disdain and didn't even look at Wu Ming.
On the other side, Sister Lan blinked her eyes and said in an almost begging tone, "Please, please die, why don't you die! Hit your head against the wall, or blow your head from the window It’s okay to jump down!”
"You're joking!" Hearing Smurf Smurf's request, Wu Ming couldn't believe that the two Smurfs hated him so much.
This is hating oneself for not dying, angering oneself for not dying, how much hatred this must be.
"We don't want anything, we just want you to die. Hang yourself, choke on water, hit a wall, or even choke on food! Please, please die, die quickly!"
Sister Lan prayed again and again, begging Wu Ming to die in the next moment.
It's a pity that today's gods are obviously not on duty at home.
Sister Lan's request was doomed to fail, and the only thing she got was that Wu Ming was really disgusted.
"Didn't you hear that good people don't live long, and evil people last for thousands of years? Alright, let's change the subject, I won't die even if you die."
Wu Ming waved his hand, signaling Sister Lan to stop talking.
Hearing Wu Ming's words, Sister Lan sat in a corner of the iron cage, crying with grief and indignation.
But Benben shook his head and shook his head. First, he tugged at the corner of Sister Lan's clothes comfortingly, and then said, "Do you really want to know, what do we want?"
"Say it quickly, don't fix those useless things."
"There is only one thing we want, and that is...freedom!"
As soon as the word "Freedom" was uttered, Sister Lan stopped crying and looked at Wu Ming instead.
Wu Ming sat quietly on the sofa, his dark eyes swept over the two Smurfs, and he whispered: "Freedom, what a noble name!"
"Can you agree?" Unknowingly, Benben had used honorifics and looked at Wu Ming expectantly.
Wu Ming chuckled, shook his head resolutely, and said in a deep voice, "You are free, so what should I do?"
discouraged
Benben and Sister Lan were desperate, they cuddled each other in the iron cage, and there was no hope left in their eyes.
If it is destined in life that one's life can only be spent in a cold iron cage, then what is the difference between death and death.
Thinking of the terrible future, even the Smurfs, who are naturally happy, can't help but despair.
"There is no real freedom, as long as a short-term freedom is okay."
"Short freedom, what is that?"
The word freedom affected the minds of the two Smurfs, and they couldn't help asking Wu Ming.
Wu Ming pondered for a moment, and then said after a while: "Well, it's definitely not okay to go on in a stalemate. Why don't we each take a step back and come together to seek common ground while reserving differences.
First of all, I need the essence of happiness, there is no doubt about it.And you, need freedom, need to find happiness.How about this, we can think from another angle, you are protected by me and provide me with the essence of happiness.And I am no longer restricting your freedom, and both sides will achieve a win-win situation! "
Such conditions, compared to being locked in an iron cage for a lifetime, can be described as extremely relaxed.
Wu Ming didn't bother the two Smurfs thinking, because he knew that with the wisdom of the Smurfs, he must understand where his bottom line was.
Compromise is not for the sake of giving in, but because the other party to the compromise has something that you value.
Wu Ming has already made up his mind in his heart, if this method doesn't work, he really has nothing to say.
"Can you go into more detail?"
After the two Smurfs whispered, they didn't say anything more, vowing to die not to collude with evil.
After all, Wu Ming was the one taking the initiative, and the two Smurfs had no room for bargaining, which was already a bottom line.
"During the day, you go out to play happily, and come back at night to provide me with happiness essence. And I will provide you with food, shelter, and shelter. This is our win-win situation!
Of course, this is the first chance and the last chance.If you don't cherish it and try to slip away from me, I don't need to say anything about the consequences! "
The two smurfs shuddered at the threatening words.
They looked at each other, and finally, under the witness of Wu Ming, they nodded heavily and said, "Okay, we agree!"
"Smart decision!"
Wu Ming waved to the iron cage, caught the two Smurfs out, and said: "Before you go out to play, I will cast magic on you to hide your whereabouts. Remember, there are many bad people in this world. If caught by others, it will be handed over to the country!"
"Give us to the country, why, who is the country, is he fierce?"
The two Smurfs don't know why, and they don't know the concept of country at all.
Wu Ming didn't want to explain, but just waved his hand, threatening: "If you are handed over to the country, you will be cut straight in the middle by a group of people with knives. Believe me, compared to large-scale experimental institutions, my place is simply heaven ! If you are caught, even if I rescue you, you will be punished cruelly!"
The name country, which first appeared in the mind of the Smurfs, became synonymous with horror.
The two Smurfs nodded subconsciously, just like chickens eating rice.
Seeing this scene, Wu Ming sneered, slowly stretched out his finger, and touched Smurf's forehead.
"Seeing and not seeing. Listening and not hearing. Magic positioning"
The spell-casting ring flashed red, and Wu Ming released several spells in succession to hide the Smurfs from being discovered.
After everything was over, Wu Ming withdrew his finger and looked towards the two Smurfs.
To the eye, the appearance of the two Smurfs is blurred, which is due to Wu Ming being a spellcaster.If ordinary people saw it, it would be an empty space, and they would never see the Smurfs at all.
"Okay, you can go out now. Remember, come back before the sun goes down, and don't talk to strangers." Wu Ming waved his hand, indicating that the two Smurfs could leave.
The next moment, Ben Ben took Lan Meimei's hand and quickly jumped off Wu Ming's body.
Shouting freedom, the two of them rushed to the outside world along the door opened by Wu Ming.
"free!"
A deep sneer echoed in the room.
In the room, Wu Ming was sitting on the sofa, and in front of him was a water mirror image of two Smurfs running outside.
(End of this chapter)
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