Douluo: Let Tang Hao build an axe at the beginning
Chapter 28 The story that Luo Sanpao and the leather bag dog have to tell
Chapter 28 The Story Luo Sanpao and the Leather Dog Have to Tell
Wu Tian felt that Sauron, the dean, was very pitiful, because he had already been sold by the master, and the reason why the master let Sauron follow him was entirely because of Sauron's strength and being able to protect his own personal safety.
Xiao Meier took Wu Tian's little hand and followed behind, she secretly said to Wu Tian: "Xiao Tian, why hasn't Master given up on letting you apprentice as a teacher! He's still so persistent after talking about it."
"Hey~ who made me handsome and unrestrained, everyone loves me, and the flowers bloom when I see them! Otherwise, my Meier wouldn't be able to take a fancy to me~" Wu Tian said disapprovingly of Bilian.
Xiao Meier poked Wu Tian's little head with her hand and said, "You don't know what's in your little head, since when did I belong to your family!"
"Of course my little brain pretended to be you! And the night you were in the academy, you belonged to my family~ I've already stamped it!" Wu Tian blinked his big eyes and looked at Xiao Meier cutely and said.
When Xiao Meier thought about what happened on the Internet that night, she couldn't help but blushed for a while, Xiao Tian didn't know who she learned from, his little... oops~ I'm so ashamed...
The soul ring on the master's body flickered and Sauron followed Luo Sanpao. Both of them didn't know what they were thinking, and they were all empty.
Now that Sauron thinks about the idea of driving the master out of the academy, he has erased it again. Although the master's strength is not as good as him, and his theory is also harmful, but his background is strong!As a friend, he always thought that this was an ordinary friend, who would have thought that he was actually a golden iron briefs, if he really drove the master out, and if the other two soul saints knew about it, then he would definitely be overwhelmed walking.
So now he is declaring a non-provoking attitude to the master, and he can do whatever he wants!If he wants to accept Wu Tian as his apprentice, so be it!Anyway, Wu Tian wouldn't agree, he wouldn't be doing thankless things anymore.
The master was still thinking about how he could accept Wu Tian as an apprentice, so he decided to start Plan B now.
So he said while walking: "My Wuhun Luo Sanpao has a very sensitive sense of smell. It can detect the traces and strength of spirit beasts, and it can detect any disturbance around it."
The air was very quiet, because no one paid attention to him, and he didn't feel embarrassed, because Luo Sanpao had already discovered the soul beast.
Luo Sanpao yelled "Hello~" towards the front, and then a dog-like animal appeared in front of Luo Sanpao. The dog's fur was black and white, and its body was bigger than Luo Sanpao's. It should be bigger, but its body bones are very thin and weak, almost skinny.
And it also has a pair of eyes that despise everything. Its eyes are blue and look like elves in this forest. Wu Tian couldn't help but exclaimed: "Fuck~ Erha!"
"Erha?" The master smiled lightly, and forced him with his hands behind his back, pretending to be knowledgeable: "Xiaotian, this soul beast is not called Erha, this soul beast is called leather bag dog, it is a ten-year-old soul beast, it It's very aggressive, but as long as you don't take the initiative to attack it, it won't attack easily."
Sauron and Xiao Meier nodded in agreement with what the master said, because what the master said was common sense, and all the teachers in their academy knew it.
Wu Tian smiled disdainfully and said: "Really? Master, what you said is not comprehensive enough. You just talked about the reaction of this leather bag dog when it meets a human being, but you didn't talk about the reaction of meeting the same kind!"
Grandmaster, Sauron and Xiao Meier all looked at Wu Tian curiously. Does he still know the reaction of this leather bag dog when he meets his kind?Who has nothing to do to study the reactions of soul beasts when they meet the same kind!Then what reaction can there be!
Wu Tian also imitated the master, put his little hands behind his back and said: "Although the leather bag dog is a common spirit beast, the reason why it is common is not because of its strong reproductive ability, but because of this male. The leather bag dog is very tired, as long as it sees the same kind, it will... I don't need to say more! Nong~ see for yourself!"
As soon as Wu Tian raised his head to signal them to look for themselves, Sauron, Grandmaster and Xiao Meier all looked at the leather bag dog curiously, the moment they turned their heads, Xiao Meier quickly turned her head back, and she complained angrily. Wu Tiandao: "Oh~ Xiaotian, you are too bad! You actually let people see that and that. Hmph~ I'm ignoring you!"
Wu Tian smiled foolishly, revealing a bright smile.
But the master and Zoro opened their mouths wide and watched stupidly. They watched the leather bag dog come to the side of the grinning Luo Sanpao, then wagged its naughty tail and rubbed against Luo Sanpao's body. Suddenly, Luo Sanpao was so rubbed by it that he didn't bark his teeth or grin, he even wagged his tail, and flapped his big ears, especially the blinking of his two big eyes. , in the eyes of the leather bag dog, it really shouldn't be too charming.
What the two of them want to do, you don't need to think about it!
Master felt that his head was dizzy, what the hell is this?It's okay to be angry, but still angry, his martial soul Luo Sanpao is so embarrassing, it wants to share immortal blessings with other soul beasts forever, and live as long as the sky!
This made Grandmaster's face look like a chameleon, blue for a while, white for a while, black for a while, and red for a while. Those who didn't know it thought his face was his second spirit ring!
Just when the leather bag dog was about to make a move, he immediately raised his hand, and a yellow soul ring flew out from his body and landed on Luo Sanpao.
The leather bag dog blinked its elf-like eyes, and it should be thinking at this moment: Love me, it's the first time I do this kind of thing with a ring.
The master yelled angrily: "Farting like thunder, smashing the sky and hitting the earth."
Luo Sanpao blinked helplessly, his chubby body became even bigger, and then a thunderous explosion erupted.
The master quickly took out three masks and handed them to Wu Tian and the three of them. He had to give them. His fart is not a joke. If one of them didn't wear it, he would definitely be poisoned.
Of course Wu Tian put it on in a hurry, he knew very well how powerful this perverted fart was, and Sauron and Xiao Meier also put on the masks subconsciously.
Accompanied by a roar, a yellow light shield was suddenly released on Luo Sanpao's body, because the purse dog was too close, it was bounced off, fell 20 meters away, and its waist hit the On a very thick tree trunk, because the dog is known as the tofu waist with copper head and iron bone, its waist is the most vulnerable in the whole body. A particularly miserable cry came out, and then it tilted its head and died straight away. .
The poor leather bag dog was thinking before he died: Is it so difficult for a dog with a ring?
Sauron and Xiao Meier looked at the miserable leather bag dog and felt that it was very pitiful. Its death method is definitely the worst among soul beasts.
Wu Tian stretched out his thumb at the side and praised the master: "Master's fart is really powerful, it can fly like a dog for two miles!"
"..."
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Wu Tian felt that Sauron, the dean, was very pitiful, because he had already been sold by the master, and the reason why the master let Sauron follow him was entirely because of Sauron's strength and being able to protect his own personal safety.
Xiao Meier took Wu Tian's little hand and followed behind, she secretly said to Wu Tian: "Xiao Tian, why hasn't Master given up on letting you apprentice as a teacher! He's still so persistent after talking about it."
"Hey~ who made me handsome and unrestrained, everyone loves me, and the flowers bloom when I see them! Otherwise, my Meier wouldn't be able to take a fancy to me~" Wu Tian said disapprovingly of Bilian.
Xiao Meier poked Wu Tian's little head with her hand and said, "You don't know what's in your little head, since when did I belong to your family!"
"Of course my little brain pretended to be you! And the night you were in the academy, you belonged to my family~ I've already stamped it!" Wu Tian blinked his big eyes and looked at Xiao Meier cutely and said.
When Xiao Meier thought about what happened on the Internet that night, she couldn't help but blushed for a while, Xiao Tian didn't know who she learned from, his little... oops~ I'm so ashamed...
The soul ring on the master's body flickered and Sauron followed Luo Sanpao. Both of them didn't know what they were thinking, and they were all empty.
Now that Sauron thinks about the idea of driving the master out of the academy, he has erased it again. Although the master's strength is not as good as him, and his theory is also harmful, but his background is strong!As a friend, he always thought that this was an ordinary friend, who would have thought that he was actually a golden iron briefs, if he really drove the master out, and if the other two soul saints knew about it, then he would definitely be overwhelmed walking.
So now he is declaring a non-provoking attitude to the master, and he can do whatever he wants!If he wants to accept Wu Tian as his apprentice, so be it!Anyway, Wu Tian wouldn't agree, he wouldn't be doing thankless things anymore.
The master was still thinking about how he could accept Wu Tian as an apprentice, so he decided to start Plan B now.
So he said while walking: "My Wuhun Luo Sanpao has a very sensitive sense of smell. It can detect the traces and strength of spirit beasts, and it can detect any disturbance around it."
The air was very quiet, because no one paid attention to him, and he didn't feel embarrassed, because Luo Sanpao had already discovered the soul beast.
Luo Sanpao yelled "Hello~" towards the front, and then a dog-like animal appeared in front of Luo Sanpao. The dog's fur was black and white, and its body was bigger than Luo Sanpao's. It should be bigger, but its body bones are very thin and weak, almost skinny.
And it also has a pair of eyes that despise everything. Its eyes are blue and look like elves in this forest. Wu Tian couldn't help but exclaimed: "Fuck~ Erha!"
"Erha?" The master smiled lightly, and forced him with his hands behind his back, pretending to be knowledgeable: "Xiaotian, this soul beast is not called Erha, this soul beast is called leather bag dog, it is a ten-year-old soul beast, it It's very aggressive, but as long as you don't take the initiative to attack it, it won't attack easily."
Sauron and Xiao Meier nodded in agreement with what the master said, because what the master said was common sense, and all the teachers in their academy knew it.
Wu Tian smiled disdainfully and said: "Really? Master, what you said is not comprehensive enough. You just talked about the reaction of this leather bag dog when it meets a human being, but you didn't talk about the reaction of meeting the same kind!"
Grandmaster, Sauron and Xiao Meier all looked at Wu Tian curiously. Does he still know the reaction of this leather bag dog when he meets his kind?Who has nothing to do to study the reactions of soul beasts when they meet the same kind!Then what reaction can there be!
Wu Tian also imitated the master, put his little hands behind his back and said: "Although the leather bag dog is a common spirit beast, the reason why it is common is not because of its strong reproductive ability, but because of this male. The leather bag dog is very tired, as long as it sees the same kind, it will... I don't need to say more! Nong~ see for yourself!"
As soon as Wu Tian raised his head to signal them to look for themselves, Sauron, Grandmaster and Xiao Meier all looked at the leather bag dog curiously, the moment they turned their heads, Xiao Meier quickly turned her head back, and she complained angrily. Wu Tiandao: "Oh~ Xiaotian, you are too bad! You actually let people see that and that. Hmph~ I'm ignoring you!"
Wu Tian smiled foolishly, revealing a bright smile.
But the master and Zoro opened their mouths wide and watched stupidly. They watched the leather bag dog come to the side of the grinning Luo Sanpao, then wagged its naughty tail and rubbed against Luo Sanpao's body. Suddenly, Luo Sanpao was so rubbed by it that he didn't bark his teeth or grin, he even wagged his tail, and flapped his big ears, especially the blinking of his two big eyes. , in the eyes of the leather bag dog, it really shouldn't be too charming.
What the two of them want to do, you don't need to think about it!
Master felt that his head was dizzy, what the hell is this?It's okay to be angry, but still angry, his martial soul Luo Sanpao is so embarrassing, it wants to share immortal blessings with other soul beasts forever, and live as long as the sky!
This made Grandmaster's face look like a chameleon, blue for a while, white for a while, black for a while, and red for a while. Those who didn't know it thought his face was his second spirit ring!
Just when the leather bag dog was about to make a move, he immediately raised his hand, and a yellow soul ring flew out from his body and landed on Luo Sanpao.
The leather bag dog blinked its elf-like eyes, and it should be thinking at this moment: Love me, it's the first time I do this kind of thing with a ring.
The master yelled angrily: "Farting like thunder, smashing the sky and hitting the earth."
Luo Sanpao blinked helplessly, his chubby body became even bigger, and then a thunderous explosion erupted.
The master quickly took out three masks and handed them to Wu Tian and the three of them. He had to give them. His fart is not a joke. If one of them didn't wear it, he would definitely be poisoned.
Of course Wu Tian put it on in a hurry, he knew very well how powerful this perverted fart was, and Sauron and Xiao Meier also put on the masks subconsciously.
Accompanied by a roar, a yellow light shield was suddenly released on Luo Sanpao's body, because the purse dog was too close, it was bounced off, fell 20 meters away, and its waist hit the On a very thick tree trunk, because the dog is known as the tofu waist with copper head and iron bone, its waist is the most vulnerable in the whole body. A particularly miserable cry came out, and then it tilted its head and died straight away. .
The poor leather bag dog was thinking before he died: Is it so difficult for a dog with a ring?
Sauron and Xiao Meier looked at the miserable leather bag dog and felt that it was very pitiful. Its death method is definitely the worst among soul beasts.
Wu Tian stretched out his thumb at the side and praised the master: "Master's fart is really powerful, it can fly like a dog for two miles!"
"..."
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(End of this chapter)
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